DTW: May 11, 2010

Written by Hawaiian Organ Donor

Monday, 10 May 2010 23:00

This is a mixture of releases from this week and last week. I've seen maybe half the stuff here so once again, watch at your own risk.

Nine

A musical with Daniel Day-Lewis and a ton of gash. Sounds somewhat intriguing. If Penelope Cruz is writhing around on stage for half the run time, consider me sold.

Legion

Sounded promising until the reviews came in. I didn't hear one positive thing about this bomb.

Tooth Fairy

This just looks like absolute crap. It seems Dwayne is going down the same road as Eddie Murphy. And it's going to kill a once promising career.

Daybreakers

Save for that idiotic cure, this was a great little movie. On a shoestring budget they created a unique world that felt completely lived-in. Gonzo job with the effects too.

Leap Year

This is probably a great date movie. It sounds like an original romantic comedy which is as rare as an honest politician these days.

North Face

Two German climbers in a deadly competition to scale the most dangerous rock face in the Alps? I'm there.

Legend of the Tsunami Warrior

Not sure why they changed the title from Queens of Langkasuka for the North American release, but hopefully they kept the actual film intact. As far as high seas pirates, sorcery and martial arts epics go, you can't do much better than this. Some editing issues aside, this is a ton of fun.

Tidal Wave

Not the greatest disaster movie ever made but it has some spectacular sequences and it actually makes an attempt at characterization.

Edge of Darkness

Mel's back and while this might not be as good as Payback, it's still a thrilling tale of revenge. It's not chock-a-block with action, but you won't miss it as Mel and Danny Huston deliver some fine performances.

Last Updated on Monday, 24 May 2010 08:57

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I disagree on Edge of Darkness
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:02:50 CDT

Payback Mel is gritty, yet humorous. Edge Mel is out to chew bubblegum and kick ass. The final kill scene is complete overkill. That's how whacked out for revenge he is.
I'll see Tooth Fairy because
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:04:33 CDT

my kids love everything Dwayne Johnson is in. They'll make me watch it for family movie night. They thought they'd seen all his movies, but they were unaware of Doom and The Rundown. No, I'm not going to let them see those ones.
And who would win in a fight
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:05:21 CDT

Legion or Tooth Fairy?
COLIN FARRELL AS JERRY DANDRIGE IN FRIGHT NIGHT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:15:18 CDT

Suddenly interested.
"Come to me"
Tidal Wave was fucking excellent by the way.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:16:29 CDT

Good pick.
I've never seen Fright Night
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:19:34 CDT

I don't know why. I guess it's one of those I never got around to.
You know whats fucked up about Tooth Fairy
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:29:05 CDT

Is that it isn't some just random ass story that got made out of nowhere. It's been kicking around Hollywood for some time now trying to get just the right actor. Some other big actor who was now doing Kiddie movies was going to make it some time ago. It may have been Arnold? I can't remember. But seriously??? Who fucking sat on this script for more then a month? Like did they bring it up at every meeting hoping THIS TIME!!!
Jingle All the Way is Arnold's
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:45:34 CDT

Tooth Fairy. Kindergarten Cop - Funny. Junior - Funny. Jingle All the Way - even with Sinbad and Phil Hartman (RIP), not funny.
naw just looked it wasn't arnold
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 08:59:10 CDT

FUCK who was it. Like this script has been sitting around for a couple of years. Just amazing that something like that ACTUALLY sees the light of day while other great scripts never happen.
Nice list
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 09:09:45 CDT

great to see it expanding to the lesser known releases
I lost all respect for The Rock
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 09:12:23 CDT

He could have been the next Arnold, but instead he went for the dollars and did Disney movies. Not that if Disney threw a bunch of money at me I wouldn't do the same, but come on Rock. Arnold gave you the torch to go on, run with it.
I saw Kick Ass last night
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 09:21:13 CDT

Loved it. Makes Iron Man 2 look like dogshit. And all the criticisms about the little girl? Yeah, she killed a whole lot of bad guys but she wasn't the potty mouth critics made her out to be and I didn't think her beatdown wasn't as bad as I was expecting. And yes, it wasn't as violent as something like Sin City, but there's no way in hell it was going to be rated PG-13.
You surprise me HOD. Usually you have decent taste.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 09:52:52 CDT

I was saying it could've easily been pg-13 with like 90 seconds of cuts...the gore was forced and cartoony anyway, and existed soley to have something to hype it with. What would people have raved about were it pg-13? Red Mist's car is really cool? They really had nothing else to ride on. I'm not saying pg-13 would've made it better. Either way it would've sucked balls.
Horrible film. I can't believe people are still mentioning it. In 6 months, people will forget it ever existed. Its funny-- it being a British thing, those fucks are still jerking off all over it on twitter.
Hey, I'm not saying I'll still care about it in a year
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:04:44 CDT

But last night it entertained me. I was in the mood for fun and that's what I got.
And with a little bit of editing it could definitely be a PG-13 movie, but then again, so could Edge of Darkness or a lot of R movies nowadays. But if a guy exploding in a microwave, a few extra F-bombs and a couple of head shots are what jacked it up to R, what's wrong with that?
With the exception of a Scorsese movie that has 100+ F-bombs or a slasher movie that has non-stop gore, I think any R-rated movie from any decade could be PG-13 with 90 seconds of edits.
Well, The Rock is in the next Fast and Furious with Walker and Diesel.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:05:28 CDT

That's the kind of Human Centipede I can get behind.
Well, not literally.
And since when do I have decent taste???
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:05:51 CDT

I'm offended by that remark. I take pride in my complete lack of taste.
Just watched Kick Ass also
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:05:54 CDT

I don't get the hype, it wasn't bad but wasn't as shitty as some people say. I haven't read the comic so I don't know how it compares. I thought Hit girl was a riot
I watched about 45 minutes of Kick Ass and turned it off.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:07:43 CDT

Just lost interest.
Oh yeah, ROBIN HOOD THIS FRIDAY!
Danny re-Kick Ass
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:09:25 CDT

That's funny you say that, because I don't know anyone that saw it in the cinema (Changian's don't count). It died on it's ass here, and seems to be given much more of a blowing by Yanks.
Mind you, I've never been on Twitter, so I'll take your word for it.
Also, this is a shitty week's releases and the only person I know (a woman) that's seen Nine says it's a painful experience.
And Junior was not good, either.
Diesel goes back to the well
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:12:12 CDT

With Fast and Furious
Don't like Russel Crowe
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:12:59 CDT

and have no interest in Robin Hood, i'll wait for the reviews
You'd think Nine would be decent.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:14:10 CDT

I haven't heard a positive thing about it yet.
Legend of the Tsunami Warrior! HAH!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:16:37 CDT

You want to know why they changed the movie name? Look at the font used...and poster design, then look at this:

http://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seeker-Complete-First-Season/dp/B002GY9F9K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1273590905&sr=8-1

Cashing in on another commodity? It's been done before, certainly. I report, you decide...
nothing wrong with R...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:22:12 CDT

I love R. I'm just a bit annoyed with practically everything written about a movie hypes how 'hardcore' it is, and that's just bullshit. Its fanboy delusion. And it baffles me that Vaughn brags about how he had to go outside the studio system to make it his way, then drops cookie cutter formulaic bullshit we've seen a thousand times.
Oh well, fuck you all
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:22:35 CDT

I enjoyed it for what it was. And it helped wash the taste of Iron Man 2 out of my mouth.
jarv
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:24:07 CDT

British movie sites and bloggers will still not shut the fuck up about it on there....and now that fucking X Men movie gives them a whole nother year to lick Vaughn's balls.
Nine has more gash in it...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:25:18 CDT

...than you can shake a stick at. BUT...my folks hated it. And my mom loves EVERY musical ~ she felt the music was weak and some of the starletts were wasted. Surprising...seems EXACTLY like her kind of film.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you Danny
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:27:47 CDT

Quit listening to all these wankers that talk about eggers or jerk off all over a movie. Kick Ass wasn't hardcore and anyone that says otherwise is a douche. But it was fun. Jesus, can't anyone just enjoy stuff like Kick Ass and Clash because it delivers the fun?
Danny you serious
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:28:29 CDT

Vaughn said all that about Kick Ass. I totally agree with you that there is nothing outside the studio system in it, well maybe an 11 year old girl killing people and getting the shit kicked out of her by an adult
Does nine have the gash or just suggestive gash
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:29:41 CDT

that's the real question
still havent seen Clash
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:30:28 CDT

any good torrents out yet?
Faust....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:35:08 CDT

...Clash is worth seeing on the big screen. The spectacle is worth it...if I were a betting man, I'd guess that film won't convey nearly as well on a small screen (making the flaws more apparent). I watched Avatar on a small screen once...and haven't touched the DVD box since. Some films aren't meant for anything smaller than an IMAX I guess.

Oh....and in 2D of course. Ignore that 3D shit-trend.
yeah...Faust..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:35:58 CDT

The basis of any Vaughn interview was how he did it his way. No one would make that movie. Uhhhh....yeah Matt, studio execs probably read the script and realized it was gonna fucking tank.
Nine has a ton of gash I'm bang
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:36:24 CDT

But it would have to be from behind over a table as the faces are sort of dire save for Cruz. Kidman, Hudson, Fergie and Coutillard would all get the slap and tickle.
Well fear not!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:36:32 CDT

I've had NINE at home for like a week. But I can't even get my wife interested in seeing it. I don't really wanna watch it on my own, but if I must.
And I guess it was Arnold
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:37:42 CDT

Who the tooth Fariy was initially written for back in the early 90s. Seriously, how did that fucking movie stay around for that long?
Here it is
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:38:32 CDT

From the Last Action here wiki:
Arnold Schwarzenegger selected Last Action Hero as his next project in a close race against another Sony property, a comedy about a modern Tooth Fairy entitled Sweet Tooth by prominent screenwriting team Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, eventually rewritten for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Tooth Fairy in 2010.[2]"
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:39:11 CDT

Does anyone else find it mind blowing that someone out there has just been DYING to fucking see The Tooth Fairy get made?
NINE looked fucking horrible.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:39:53 CDT

And I love musicals. Seriously....you guys find Kate Hudson attractive? She looks like some chick that weara baggy flannels and blows dudes outside Circle K.
Yeah i saw avatar
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:39:54 CDT

in 3d on the big screen then downloaded a dvd copy. Looked like shit on my plasma so I borrowed a real dvd to watch. Want to see if the picture quality holds up. But yeah, some things are so much better on the big screen than my 3.3 inch zune screen. Sometime just don't get the luxury of making it to the theater
Oh, those wankers
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:41:10 CDT

I think we've established the identity of the 80 out of 100 people that actually saw it in this country there.
Fuck them, and I say that as a massively hypocritical cunt that writes reviews and happens to be British. Listen to me instead- at least I'm interesting.
Not to mention that I review strange things.
Kick Ass was bound to be shit
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:42:35 CDT

(haven't seen it) as soon as you look at the Islington parasites involved with it. Aside from making it, it's almost a who's who of pretentious fuckspoons headed by unfunny lisping cunt Woss and he's untalented unfunny pig dog wife.
Tooth faity hung around for a decades because
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:43:00 CDT

original ideas are scarce in Hollywood. What the fuck should we do for this summer season ? I don't know, let's look at some old script that have been collecting dust.
Kate Hudson does nothing for me
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:44:08 CDT

But slamming her from behind in a filthy diner as cutlery crashes to the coffee stained floor is something I'd be up for.
Kate Hudson is one of the few women
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:44:56 CDT

that I'd say is actually worth a Donkey Punch.
Fucking loathe her, and as a rule detest films she's in.
Just looked up the brunette from Kick Ass
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:45:53 CDT

the one who didn't show us her tits. IMDB says sequel for Kick Ass coming 2012
didnt you like Stardust, Jarv?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:45:55 CDT

I don't hate it. It just sorta blows. I did enjoy big gay Bobby D. drawing a heart on his mole.
say hello to these
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:46:55 CDT

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/lyndsyfonseca_20759.jpg
Look guys, The Rock is a decent action star
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:48:19 CDT

But Dwayne Johnson is a great comedic actor. The Game Plan is hysterical.
Jarv is this you???
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:50:04 CDT

http://www.joblo.com/meet-the-guy-who-plagiarized-joblocoms-entire-review-collection-in-2010
Faust
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:50:21 CDT

YOU MEAN THE STAR FROM HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rock was hilarious back in the WWF
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:50:23 CDT

he was the only reason I got back into wrestling back then. His interviews were great, how he'd insult people and tell them to stick it up their candy ass. He was the William Shatner of professional wrestling
i dunno man...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:51:11 CDT

I could walk into virtually any bar/restaurant/bookstore and find a female considerably better looking than Kate Hudson within 60 seconds. So why mention the cunt....cause she's an actor, or cause she blew Captain Ron when she was 12?
Kotch
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:51:11 CDT

yeah she was in that too
Yeah Kate Hudson
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:51:32 CDT

Is a pretty ugly man if you ask me. Glad Kurt really had nothing to do with that. Probably taught her how to use power tools when she was young, because he knew that her working in some shop some where would probably be the best job she would be able to get.
There was this animated clip
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:52:37 CDT

some cartoon geek came out and said "Hi,everyone, my name is..." Door slams open, The Rock yells "It doesn't matter what your name is," and keeps going from there. I need to find that clip. Fucking professional.
Johnson is a very good comedic actor with lots of charisma
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:52:43 CDT

I don't begrudge him making comedies, but he should be making ones that are more memorable than The Tooth Fairy and whatever that junk was where he fought with a duck.
Oh for fooks sake
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:56:22 CDT

You're making it sound like I would go out of my way to bang Kate Hudson. My whole point was, if the female cast of Nine were waiting for me when I got home tonight, I wouldn't discriminate. I'd spend infinitely more time plowing Cruz than anyone else, but Kate would get a few inches to be sure.
Game Plan and Race to Witch Mountain
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:57:13 CDT

were both very good. I haven't seen Get Smart, but I'll be watching it this week. There was the one where he was the football coach for a juvie hall, but that wasn't comedy. Oh yeah, I almost forgot I haven't shown my kids Walking Tall. Daddy, how come The Rock's girlfriend is behind the glass?
Kate Hudson signifies all that is wrong with the world.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:57:50 CDT

Starting with the fact that she came out of Goldie Hawn's greasy cunt.
Catch The Rock on his SNL appearences.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:58:32 CDT

The guy is hilarious.
"his untalented unfunny pig dog wife"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 10:59:49 CDT

Wait...when did this segue into a Peter Jackson discussion?
You tried that yesterday with Droid
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:00:12 CDT

Koutch, and it failed then.
I like Stardust, but that's because it reminds me of the Princess Bride (which you don't like).
kate just had a boob job
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:00:36 CDT

because my chest was bigger than hers
The Rock Obama
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:00:37 CDT

nuff said.
Jackson's wife is far more fuckable
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:01:21 CDT

than Woss's. That ain't saying much.
Jarv
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:02:16 CDT

Naw it was with Frank not droid. Droid never clicks on links anyway why would I try it on him?
Plus no one commented on it
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:03:46 CDT

So I felt that it was a missed joke, and I figured I'd give it another shot.
The Race to Witch Mountain?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:04:20 CDT

Oh dear lord. No wonder my tastes don't jive with anyone here. Even Carla Gugino couldn't save that festering pile of dogshit.
kate has angry BJ lips
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:05:41 CDT

She gives angry blow jobs with those. Get some less angry lips and enjoy doing the deed
I used to like Princess Bride as a kid...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:08:21 CDT

But it gets worse as I get older. And yeah....the PB comparison is obvious. The same way they hyped KA with all this 'hardcore' talk, they hyped SD with name dropping Princess Bride and Midnight Run in every fucking interview. Vaughn really is worthless.
Matthew Vaughn (the man...the myth)
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:18:01 CDT

on Stardust:
"I thought it was original. It was different. I loved it because it reminded me of two films which I loved and I thought I could borrow from and create something new - Princess Bride and Midnight Run. "
"his untalented unfunny pig dog wife"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:31:53 CDT

Don Murphy.
Princess Bride is great
Jarv says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:42:36 CDT

you heartless sod.
Stardust
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:56:05 CDT

the comic was better
i like the romance in it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 11:56:28 CDT

As a whole it just doesn't add up. And I fucking hate the Columbo narration.
They should give
VowelMovement says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:23:11 CDT

Princess Bride the Dark City D.C. treatment. Re: Kick-Ass, I enjoyed it. I would have liked it better if it were just Hit Girl/Big Daddy vs. Red Mist. I found nothing about the character of Kick Ass enjoyable. I thought the jetpack at the end was pretty funny.
Thinking of starting work on a script
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:27:16 CDT

Fatty Arbuckle biopic.
The Comic was better than Stardust?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:37:30 CDT

The Dick Van Dyke movie? I agree.
Legend of the Tsunami Warrior?
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:39:21 CDT

The title alone makes me want to nuke dvd marketing assclowns in the U.S.
Fatty Arbuckle biopic
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:40:03 CDT

FUCK yEAH!!! But hurry up before John Goodman dies!
Stardust the comic I liked better than the movie
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:40:23 CDT

Yeah, it was based on a comic or graphic novel. I love Neil Gaimen's writing and the movie just didn't do it justice. I should hate Vaughn all the more now
Dwayne Johnson can fuck off
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:41:06 CDT
Legion
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:42:40 CDT

*BIG sigh* you could've been so much more...bravo on killing Tyrese.
Stardust?
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:46:11 CDT

That's the documentary on celebs that overdosed, were cremated and then snorted by other celebs at a red carpet funeral after party, right?
Paul W.S. casts Ray Stevenson as a Musketeer....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:48:29 CDT

Cristoph Waltz (eggers) and Mads Mikkelsen as villains?! FUCK.
Will it have wire-fu?
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:52:41 CDT
http://tinyurl.com/29b4ozc
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:54:15 CDT
WTF
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:55:05 CDT

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/joaquin-phoenix-confusion-continues?
Is this guy a hot mess or what
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:55:28 CDT

.
two Musketeer projects?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:55:41 CDT

W.S. and Doug Liman?! Fuck. Paul can win it if he sets it on an island in the south china seas and makes the shit more like Mortal Kombat. Speaking of which....why doesn't he age?
Stevenson and Mads would fist this remake!
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:57:34 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/2fqgqfc
S-Mart Shopper says:

Tue 11 May 2010 12:58:43 CDT

"When it comes to war..murder...or cunts, it's all for one!"
I cant believe the Joaquin thing is still perplexing people....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:00:53 CDT

its no different than fucking Borat. I think they've waited too long. They should've released it right at the end of the coverage like 9 months ago. Now he's on tmz totally normal and the actual news coverage has been pretty much forgotten.
Why doesn't Paul age??
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:07:11 CDT

He's swam in the foutain of youth.
http://tinyurl.com/ycr2ofr
I still hope the Wakeen thing
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:07:33 CDT

Isn't a joke.
remember Ben Stiller mocking Joaquin with a fake beard at the Oscars last year?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:13:13 CDT

And now he has a part in the doc....offering Joaquin a role in Greenberg.
If it's is a joke
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:14:16 CDT

why wait this long. Maybe it started as a joke and Wakeen just lost it.
I hope that means
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:16:35 CDT

He has a part in Avatar 2 then!
maybe because of that leak..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:18:13 CDT

Towards the end of it some friend of Joaquin told tmz I believe that it was just a role and he's in control. And right after it ended and you never heard anything again. Maybe Casey (Rain Man Affleck brother) was paranoid and wanted that to be forgotten.
Joaquin was just on tmz like a week ago...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:21:01 CDT

.......with some new fine bitch looking totally normal. I bet it started with him really wanting to take a year off and Casey said let's just fuck around a little...
Funny you bring up Mads....
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:22:10 CDT

I had him in mind to play Errol Flynn in CUNTMASTER: BORN IN SIN, FORGED IN THE FLAMES OF SNAPPER!
The Arbuckle thing will be some form of alternate reality.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:26:41 CDT

He'll be sitting on a chair in 1987 at 100 years old, reminiscing on his life.
It'll be like Forest Gump. Except rapes and stuff.
I'm just fleshing out the narrative at this moment.
the doc being totally scripted doesn't mean it wont entertain....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:32:02 CDT

That footage of him walking off the stage is still funny as fuck.
Oh so THIS is the bitch that writes Vaughn's horrid scripts? No disrespect anymore. I get it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:42:09 CDT

http://bit.ly/4udgUs
http://bit.ly/bTFvk9
http://bit.ly/cHJyry
Cocaine binge and sleeping with prostitutes
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:43:11 CDT

Scripted ? Hey babe, don't worry about me sleeping with disease infested whores, it's in the script.
Lucky bastard
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:45:40 CDT

so he tit fucks her every night and she writes the script. Good deal.
Wow, she could script my movie any day.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:46:42 CDT

First draft of "So Hard a Cat Couldn't Scratch It" should be done in a week.
Canit figure out what this is from
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:54:27 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/27v8arr
= Can't
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:54:57 CDT

.
Evan Stone IS The Riddler!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:56:31 CDT

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd6t8j_batman-xxx_fun
Remaking Fright Night ?!?
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:57:15 CDT

I swear C.H.U.D is next
Darn it Mike
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 13:58:20 CDT

that link got blocked
Did I just get banned again at Harry's
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:10:44 CDT

I can't log in again. Is this over the Commando talk back or me calling Harry a big fat liar or a dumbass. I've posted in 2 TB's in the last year
Faust
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:12:55 CDT

Thats from Fastlane episode 11 out of 22, entitled Strap On. Where was Danny on that? I thought he was the master of all things Fastlane?
Koutch
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:15:34 CDT

Thanks, I was searching for a bit on that and couldn't figure it out. I was sure the professionals here would know. How was Fastlane, never saw it
JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS ANDY KAUFMAN
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:17:22 CDT

If he did indeed pull a Borat-style fast one, that's fucking awesome...it went on too long (lost some notable relevance), but the Andy Kaufman-esque chutzpah it takes to make yourself into a total douche, is admirable.
Faust
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:29:11 CDT

I've never seen an episode of Fastlane, Danny seems to know a lot about it though?
Though after seeing that picture maybe I should check out that episode. I was going to say I hope it was before that mug shot then I realized it was Yasmine Bleeth who's got the mug shot. Bleeth/Theisen/electra is there really a BIG difference?
as long as the doc
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:30:33 CDT

Has full penitration. Prooving that he was willing to go the extra mile that Borat wouldn't.
Fastlane was network TV though
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:37:49 CDT

the best part of the episode is probably that pic. It would leave me sadly unfulfilled I think.
i wouldnt say its Kaufman-esque really...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:39:17 CDT

He didn't take it that far, he made a few appearances in character over the course of a year...
Fastlane the McG show
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:41:33 CDT

It pretty much blew....though I appreciated how it was a current Miami Vice. Got too goofy though.
HOD-I really enjoyed the hell out of Kick ass *and* iron man 2
LordBronco says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:43:38 CDT

IM2 was surprisingly good perhaps because of the extremely lowered expectations. but I dug the whole cast-particularly G Pal! she was a real sweet heart in the flick. ScarJo was good, and really surprising-Rourke made a great villian.
I loved kickass as well, the Freakin' big daddy/Cage beatdown gunkata scene was worth the price of admission alone. The gal was darling-and obviously everybody had alot of fun making the picture. So no HOD, you are not insane.
Faust-Congratulations
LordBronco says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:46:22 CDT

Seriously, getting banned outta gingertown should give you a Bale Press Pass just on general principles-that place has really been a toilet since about last June/july...Oh well, life goes on...
If the doc is true...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:47:35 CDT

...and someone shits on him, that's Kaufman-esque. If it's all impled and half-baked then yep, agreed, he's falling short of the master.

Side note...am I the only person on earth who's utterly sick of Sasha Baren Cohen's over-exposure>? The guy is kind of a one trick pony for me (ok..two trick at best). Plus..he's fucking Isla Fisher. So, I have reason to dislike him on many levels.
Princess Bride IS great
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:49:54 CDT

My little professional just saved her own money and bought it herself for $9. She's always quoting the lines. That's my little cleric.
Oh-and do go and check oput the werewolves encounter with Don Murphy
LordBronco says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:50:30 CDT

Droid and Jarv got into quite the internet dustup-the shit is just priceless-Don Murphy for President Of Sizzler in 2012.
What a twat...
Faust_8 if you're banned from AICN
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:51:05 CDT

I consider it partly my fault. I'm the one who mentioned the talkback here, and told you guys to come over and play.
Well I think
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:51:58 CDT

Sasha actually has to do normal movies for a while. Seeing that he said he was done with Borat/Bruno and that Bruno pretty much wasn't a giant hit like Borat. His movies are good once, but don't have much rewatchablility. I like the guy though I think he'll keep doing good stuff.
He's not a bad looking guy when
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 14:53:10 CDT

he's not Borat/Bruno/Ali G'ed out.
Don't worry about it guys
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:10:48 CDT

No one twisted my arm to go over and join in the fun, besides as my old room mate used to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke". I say nothing more harsh than I do over here. So we made some jokes about the ambigously gay villian in Commando, not that there's anything wrong with being gay, quoting the ACTUAL LINES IN THE MOVIE. And the ban hammer comes out. Not professional at all. This just reignited my dislike towards AICN. it's like the ex-girlfriend that you don't want to go back to, but the lure or the free blow job brings you back. Then after you cum, you realize the blow job wasn't worth the hassel of trying to loose the ex all over again.
that last part troubles me...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:14:36 CDT

Mmmmm
But you weren't the only one making gay comments about it
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:18:26 CDT

I think I was the first to say he violated the Don't Ask/Don't Tell policy.
Son of a BITCH!!!! I feel like that big fuck LUG in Willow when he starts screaming NOT A WOMAN?!! NOT A WOOOOMAN?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:21:21 CDT

After realizing he was just about to butt-fuck a dude in drag.
http://theplaylistnation.blogspot.com/2010/05/he-does-good-hans-zimmer-inception.html
I don't know what it could be
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:27:56 CDT

There was the Commando TB, I posted something about Thundar the Barbarian having a sun sword and not a light sword, called harry a dumbass. And then something about his Ipad back in April, so it was between Commando and now that I can't log on. Can you sign in Binks ?
The inception trailer music
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:28:03 CDT

Sucks balls compared the bad assedness of the Goldsmith Judge Dredd trailer music.
Danny
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:28:44 CDT

admit it, you've done it before. We've all been there.
Inception trailer song was the best I've heard since fucking Lost In Space.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:36:07 CDT

And my disappointment came from thinking it was the actual theme. There was a fucking article months back saying Zimmer was actually scoring Inception trailers with real shit. FUCK THIS.
Best music from Lost in Space
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:39:10 CDT

the dance remix for the closing credits or the music from the trailer
Isn't the Lost In Space score
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:40:34 CDT

Also Judge Dredd? Or is it the Apollo 440 version of the theme song? Thats a rocking soundtrack? Shame about the movie though? And Hopkins had been 100% up till then.
For the longest time I thought Paul Anderson
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:42:28 CDT

Directed Lost in Space?
i tried to find it....what Commando TB?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:43:30 CDT

...
I thought that Inception music was from TDK at first.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:47:22 CDT

Wheather it was or not......I sprouted ivory cock.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44865
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:47:55 CDT

.
This is the lost in Space Trailer
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:47:56 CDT

With the Dredd music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO-Un57OCRQ
This is the one with the normal score from the movie I believe.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3fhrb_lost-in-space-theatrical-trailer
And here is the Appollo 440 theme song remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiZqmDXYeWk&feature=related
"This used to be a great place for hunting slash."
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:48:48 CDT

That line better be in the remake.
Danny this one
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:49:30 CDT

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44865
I thought Lost In Space was one of thise stock music cues....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:51:15 CDT

Immediate Music or that other company....mmmm...what the fuck is it. D. Vader knew all this. He's like the fucking king of stock music.
I don't sign in too often, maybe once or twice a week.
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:52:40 CDT

I'm still good as of today. If you made the Thundaar comment I think I follwed stating if he and He-Man were gay then Thundaar would be the pitcher, and He-Man would be the catcher. If that wasn't in the Commando talkback maybe it was in a recent Masters of the Universe talkback.
But I'm in the Zone everyday
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:53:18 CDT

I assume if I'm kicked out of AICN that would include the zone.
oh so its the same song?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:54:14 CDT

That Immediate Music stock song is from the Alien Resurrection trailer....that's right. Another classic.
Commando could work....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:57:13 CDT

If they made it totally different and dead fucking serious, just cashing in on the name. Basically it would be like Man on Fire, a former commando bad ass going to get his girl back. Starring Christian Bale of course. ....and directed by Tony Scott.
Binks
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:59:11 CDT

great minds think alike, but I get thrown under the bus. No worries, i just wanted to log on and call Merrick a dumbass. I'll stay with the professionals
Naw it was a Jerry Goldsmith song
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 15:59:55 CDT

He did for Judge Dredd right before he left the project.
calling it a day
Faust_8 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 16:03:57 CDT

evening gents
Best Immediate Music trailer music
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 16:05:11 CDT

The Walk Hard trailer.
Also I can't find an Alien Ressurection
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 16:07:39 CDT

Trailer with the Dredd music.
Speaking of Princess Bride
Koutchboom says:

Tue 11 May 2010 16:26:00 CDT

http://thechive.com/2010/05/03/the-ultimate-ambigram/
peace me loves...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 11 May 2010 16:52:56 CDT

...
The best trailer music usually comes from Clint Mansell...
Odo19 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 19:00:48 CDT

or John Murphy. Mansell's Fountain score in particular workes great in trailers I've found. If his score wasn't in the I am Legend trailer I never would have bothered seeing it.
Speaking of Alien the orignal teaser for part 1.....
Odo19 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 19:05:10 CDT

might be the greatest teaser I've ever seen.
Something I've noticed lately...
Odo19 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 19:21:38 CDT

Alien franchise=Hannibal Lecter franchise.....
Bear with me here.
1. Excellent first two films. Manhunter and Alien are in my opinion near perfect films followed by sequels that build on what went before them as well as doing their own thing. Which is exactly what a sequel should do. Also because the second films had more commercial success in both franchises a backlash began and some people like to nitpick them apart.
2. The third entries in both series have very troubled production histories that are actually more entertaining to read about than the actual movies. Both hannibal and Alien 3 were reviled and largely still hated today despite the fact that some people are taking another look at both and finding things to appreciate.
3. Actually the part 4s are where my theory starts to come apart. Red Dragon while bland and largely forgettable was still okay and the movie had a pretty decent cast. It's nowhere near as bad as Alien Resurrection.
4. Now we're back on track. Both AVP and Hannibal Rising are terrible pieces of shit without a single redeeming quality.
5. Well Hannibal Rising bombed so there probably won't be a part 6 but if there ever was one it would probably just as unwatchable as AVP:R.
Being a mega-fan of the original Alien...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 11 May 2010 20:03:24 CDT

...I can only say that I will NEVER in this lifetime understand how anyone can defend the second half of Alien: Resurrection. As soon as Michael Wincott dies (and Wynona's part enlarges), the film because absolutely 1000% unwatchable. It is a fetid putrescent abortion of the unholiest kind.
The second half does have the most memorable part in the movie though...
Odo19 says:

Tue 11 May 2010 20:20:27 CDT

that ultra-grisly scene where the Newborn gets sucked out of that tiny hole in the hull. That shit gave me the worst nightmares when I was a kid. It's only recently that I've been able to watch the whole thing in it's entirety. It wouldn't be so bad if the things guts didn't rupture and spill all over the floor like that.
I'm drunk as FUCK.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 12 May 2010 01:36:36 CDT

I shall review these alien/hannibal reviews later...
So I tried to watch Nine last night
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Wed 12 May 2010 07:16:36 CDT

Maybe it was the booze talking but I was sort of digging it right up until I passed out ten minutes in.
Yeah still haven't convinced the wife
Koutchboom says:

Wed 12 May 2010 08:13:28 CDT

To watch Nine. Live chat?
Odo19 Alien/Hannibel
Koutchboom says:

Wed 12 May 2010 08:14:03 CDT

You sound like you are the perfect person to try my Alien/Hannibel back to back challenge!
A Nine live chat?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Wed 12 May 2010 08:30:09 CDT

I'm not sure there's enough wine in the world.
Priming the Miley Cyrus Count Down
Xiphos says:

Wed 12 May 2010 08:35:56 CDT

http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/11/miley-cyrus-dirty-dancing-adam-shankman-movie-wrap-party-grind-so-you-think-you-can-dance/
Yeah-- Billy Ray said:
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 12 May 2010 10:29:29 CDT

"If you gonna fuck someone sweetheart, at least make it someone that can git' you a gig....like that gay feller over thar"
Wow...'Nine' Live Chat
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Wed 12 May 2010 13:11:59 CDT

That literally sonds like the digital equivalent of pissing fiberglass.
No THIS is the digital equivalent of pissing fiberglass...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 12 May 2010 13:18:16 CDT

http://bit.ly/cV5KYk
oh fuck yeah
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 12 May 2010 14:51:06 CDT

http://siteground164.com/~aintitba/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=839:coldplay-are-shit&catid=11:politics-of-penetration&Itemid=9
Well the whole reason I even noticed this is because...
Odo19 says:

Wed 12 May 2010 20:36:02 CDT

I've been watching nothing but Hannibal and Alien movies the last two weeks. I really need to start watching some new shit.
Since you're talking about live chats anyway how...
Odo19 says:

Wed 12 May 2010 20:37:15 CDT

about Hannibal? If you guys were properly shitfaced I imagine the brain eating scene would give you great material.
nothing but Hannibal and Alien movies?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 12 May 2010 21:30:34 CDT

Fucking A. Time to switch to a 48 Hrs/Beverly Hills Cop marathon.
Yeah I always thought that
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 00:17:55 CDT

His gay was just a cover.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/11/miley-cyrus-dirty-dancing-adam-shankman-movie-wrap-party-grind-so-you-think-you-can-dance/
Anyone else feel that
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 00:20:13 CDT

Ridley Scott doesn't laugh?
Edge of Darkness
Abominable Snowcone says:

Thu 13 May 2010 00:20:47 CDT

Just watched it last night, HOD. I liked it. Yeah, it's like Payback--except he's got nothing to lose. I like the "terminal man" concept parallel between Mel and Ray Winstone (those who saw it know what I mean).
As for Amy Adams, I would still like to give her my love
I'm sure I was close to banned today at Gingertown
Abominable Snowcone says:

Thu 13 May 2010 00:24:10 CDT

in the TB about Michael Bay and those two racial Transformer cars. I used a lot of "wigger" slang. Then some guy told me I wasn't as funny as I thought I was. Which only proved my point about Bay and the Fetchit way those cars behaved. Whatever, I'll mug dem bitches yo, fo'schnizzle.
Olivia Munn is getting her own sitcom?!?!?
Odo19 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 01:56:27 CDT

You've got to be fucking joking. Didn't she also get a bit part in Iron Man 2? That's another reason I'll be avoiding that piece of shit. That bitch fucking killed AOTS for me. The fact that she's going to be successful makes me want to eat a bullet. Fuck.
Botboozled! Fo shizzle!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 13 May 2010 06:47:23 CDT

"We didn't land on Decepticons....Decepticons landed on us!"

Seriously, that movie was shit and offensive as hell. And I'm about the least racially sensitive person on earth.
House of the Devil
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 13 May 2010 06:48:46 CDT

I'll get a review up later....pretty damn well done throwback horror (early 80's style). If you dig classic 70's and 80's occult horror, you will like this film (slow paced opening leading to one oppressive sense of impending doom and a nasty finale). Great shit.
Glad you liked Edge of Darkness, Abom
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Thu 13 May 2010 07:24:07 CDT

Good little movie.
And you would shag Olivia Munn, Odo? Jesus Christ the things I would do to her.
Wouldn't shag
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Thu 13 May 2010 07:24:29 CDT

Yes, that's what I meant to say.
Only if she promised
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 08:23:25 CDT

to allow me to remove her vocal cords with my penis before we started.
House of the Devil
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 08:23:59 CDT

Good times. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER! aka the next king of horror.
Everybody at Gingercunt's hates Robin Hood.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 13 May 2010 08:32:58 CDT

Guess they didn't get any freebies this time around.
Oh, by the way....MIND HEIST!!!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 09:24:36 CDT

WHAT DON'T THEY FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__jpdR82_6w
yeah Olivia Munn......ewww..the desperation for fame...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 13 May 2010 09:47:12 CDT

.....is very unattractive..
whoa...you see how Hurt Locker company...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 13 May 2010 09:49:05 CDT

Announced they are suing thousands who downloaders soon.
Seriously though she co-hosts...
Odo19 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 09:55:23 CDT

a geek show a mere step up from a cable access show on G4 and NBC just gives her a sitcom? Just because she's hot? And Fatro just gives her a bit part in Iron Man 2 for the same reason? Come on world. You're fucking up.
And of course I'd pound her cunt...
Odo19 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 09:57:09 CDT

till it was nothing but a 10 pounds of raw roast beef but that isn't the point. I'd fuck Eva Braun too.
Eva Braun was smokin
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 13 May 2010 10:20:08 CDT

She had a Star of David tramp stamp according to Oscar Shindler.
Whatever about Munn's role in Iron Man 2
Koutchboom says:

Thu 13 May 2010 10:57:16 CDT

THIS IS WHERE THE HATE BEGINS FOR IRON MAN 2 WALK ON ROLES!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk
Also for giving fucking sticks money to shit all over film itself.
Do the Hurt Locker producers
Faust_8 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 12:41:29 CDT

really think they'll track down EVERYONE who downloaded it via torrent one by one.
I guess I'm fucked then.......
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 13 May 2010 13:04:09 CDT

Kathryn, I'm in Canada.
COME GET ME!
Me too
Faust_8 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 13:28:42 CDT

but I'm in the US. I'll be baiting when Kathryn knocks on my door looking for her $10
How the fuck
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 13 May 2010 13:35:29 CDT

did you guys get onto pounding Eva Braun?
Eva Braun ?!?
Faust_8 says:

Thu 13 May 2010 13:46:11 CDT

who died in 1945
That's what I'm saying
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 13 May 2010 14:02:45 CDT

YES SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!! AND I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!
Eva was a middling peice of ass at best
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 13 May 2010 14:20:45 CDT

Satan, unlike Hitler, has TWO testicles. Both of which she is eternally teabagging.
Eva Braun works satan's balls
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 13 May 2010 23:22:21 CDT

and Bob McNamara swallows the gravy.
more on Joaquin
Faust_8 says:

Fri 14 May 2010 07:20:35 CDT

Leaked details from the happy few who have seen it, reveal that the film shows Phoenix trying to get an extremely uninterested Puff Sean Diddy Combs to produce his album, flatly turning down an offer from Ben Stiller to star in Greenberg, and coming across as a) generally unsympathetic, and b) not very good at hip-hop. There's also a lot of full-frontal nudity, and a scene where someone takes a dump on Phoenix while he's asleep
Someone shits on him?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

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I Casey Affleck Dutch?
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