LIVE OSCAR CHAT!!!

Written by AIBN Staff

Sunday, 07 March 2010 00:00

Here we go folks! The first official live AIBN Oscar chat. I'll be drunk, I hope you will be too.

We'll update the winners in the list of nominees as they are announced.

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart” - WINNER
George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

Actor in a Supporting Role

Matt Damon in “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”- WINNER

Actress in a Leading Role

Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” - WINNER
Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Actress in a Supporting Role

Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” - WINNER

Animated Feature Film

“Coraline” Henry Selick
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson
“The Princess and the Frog” John Musker and Ron Clements
“The Secret of Kells” Tomm Moore
“Up” Pete Docter - WINNER

Art Direction

“Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair - WINNER
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
“Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
“Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
“The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

Cinematography

“Avatar” Mauro Fiore - WINNER
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
“The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
“Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
“The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

Costume Design

“Bright Star” Janet Patterson
“Coco before Chanel” Catherine Leterrier
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Monique Prudhomme
“Nine” Colleen Atwood
“The Young Victoria” Sandy Powell - WINNER

Documentary (Feature)

“Burma VJ” Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
“The Cove” Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens - WINNER
“Food, Inc.” Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
“The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers” Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
“Which Way Home” Rebecca Cammisa

Documentary (Short Subject)

“China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province” Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill
“The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner” Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher
“The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant” Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert
“Music by Prudence” Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett - WINNER
“Rabbit à la Berlin” Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

Film Editing

“Avatar” Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
“District 9” Julian Clarke
“The Hurt Locker” Bob Murawski and Chris Innis - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Sally Menke
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Joe Klotz

Foreign Language Film

“Ajami” Israel
“The Milk of Sorrow (La Teta Asustada)” Peru
“A Prophet (Un Prophète)” France
“The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos)” Argentina - WINNER
“The White Ribbon (Das Weisse Band)” Germany

Makeup

“Il Divo” Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
“Star Trek” Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow - WINNER
“The Young Victoria” Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

Music (Original Score)

“Avatar” James Horner
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
“The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
“Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
“Up” Michael Giacchino - WINNER

Music (Original Song)

“Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
“Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett - WINNER

Short Film (Animated)

“French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
“Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
“The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
“Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin - WINNER
“A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park

Short Film (Live Action)

“The Door” Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
“Instead of Abracadabra” Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
“Kavi” Gregg Helvey
“Miracle Fish” Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
“The New Tenants” Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson - WINNER

Sound Editing

“Avatar” Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
“The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Wylie Stateman
“Star Trek” Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
“Up” Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

Sound Mixing

“Avatar” Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
“The Hurt Locker” Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
“Star Trek” Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

Visual Effects

“Avatar” Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones - WINNER
“District 9” Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
“Star Trek” Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

“District 9” Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
“An Education” Screenplay by Nick Hornby
“In the Loop” Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher - WINNER
“Up in the Air” Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

Writing (Original Screenplay)

“The Hurt Locker” Written by Mark Boal - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Written by Quentin Tarantino
“The Messenger” Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
“A Serious Man” Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
“Up” Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy

Directing

“Avatar” James Cameron
“The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels
“Up in the Air” Jason Reitman

Best Picture

“Avatar” James Cameron and Jon Landau, Producers
“The Blind Side” Gil Netter, Andrew A. Kosove and Broderick Johnson, Producers
“District 9” Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham, Producers
“An Education” Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey, Producers
“The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro, Producers - WINNER
“Inglourious Basterds” Lawrence Bender, Producer
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness, Producers
“A Serious Man” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Producers
“Up” Jonas Rivera, Producer
“Up in the Air” Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, Producers

Last Updated on Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:22

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FUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 14:53:43 CST

D-DAY BITCHES!!!
I just want to tell you both good luck.
Continentalop says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 14:54:33 CST

We're all counting on you
There's only one of me, Conti
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 14:58:50 CST

Unless you're talking to my balls
Alright, I gotta go to bed
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 15:01:48 CST

so I can get up in time for this madness
I saw Logorama and A Matter of Loaf and Death today
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 15:30:10 CST

Both kick ass and both deserve to win.
beautiful formatting here....Jesus, was it you
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 17:47:41 CST

..
People Of New York City!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:14:17 CST

We are here to save you-with up to the minute reporting of that Oscar ceremony thing which has been banned by Cablevision! Rejoice, for we are professionals who will never let you down, unlike certain greedy cable companies!!!
Preliminaries out of way
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:20:58 CST

Had four of dfive bottles of arrogant bastrd feeling good slight buxz. watchiung clouseau on tcm. gettin ready to crack open some flying dog baby!
Preliminaries out of way
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:21:09 CST

Had four of dfive bottles of arrogant bastrd feeling good slight buxz. watchiung clouseau on tcm. gettin ready to crack open some flying dog baby!
fiedish liitle yellow brain plotting abush
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:22:39 CST

i love closueaa
fiendish little yello brain plotting ambush
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:23:57 CST

gotta hunker down or i wont make it to osacras when dies that fucker come on anyway
the little yellow swine
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:25:29 CST

ok get back to oscars i hope alvin the squeakquel wins
I gotta go on a beer run, get some smokes...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:27:12 CST

I'm gonna pace myself...*this time*!
Waiting to see if Lord Bale appears in the opening ceremonies-thank god for DVR...
I'm gonna be popping in and out until real-time at 5:00 or 5:30-yehaw!
as long as Cokey GiantDome loses
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:42:15 CST

We all win.
I am not your ordinary run of the mill transvetite
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:45:35 CST

thats what clousea saiud not me
greedy liittle yellow pimp
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:47:30 CST

thats what cokey mcfrankenstein is
dyan cannon had some fuckin awesome tits
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:53:47 CST

damn they were big and bouncy
fuck gott atake rufus out for a piss
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 18:56:55 CST

hes been into the makers mark likes a little shot to o with hus flyibg dogh, dont knw were he got that from
LET IT BEGIN!!!
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:08:44 CST

Everyone watch this if you have not yet.
FUNNY HAHA!!
Hawaiian
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:09:32 CST

fuck you mother fucker!!! Logorama!!! Been dying to see that. Did you go to those Oscar shorts showing??
Well I'm gonna keep warming up for the Oscars
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:09:53 CST

By finishing up TRON!!!!
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:14:12 CST

How fucking lame is the Makeup category?
Sweet
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:18:40 CST

New Tim and Eric tonight.
Ferris buehler
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:21:32 CST

Has gone gray-but he still looks like a little kid-i bet that shit is Just Gray For Men!
Cloon Dawg has a mullet, and is signing autographs through the barricade...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:22:54 CST

Back Peasants! I'm a God of The Box office!
God I hate Box office predicters
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:25:44 CST

They seriously didn't think Alice wasn't going to gross over 100 opening weekend. Fucking idiots.
Epic, K!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:33:00 CST

here's one for ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chp2u2ln8_E
Man I really did not pay attention the first time I saw
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 19:49:36 CST

Tron. I had no fucking idea that the people in the game were actually just programs personified, save for Bridges. I'm digging the movie though. But its the ultimate fucking nerd movie.
Wait...so another half hour?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:01:54 CST

...
KOUTCH!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:02:12 CST

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Do you not know how to use Bit Torrent? You can find the animated short stuff there and download it within the hour. Fuck dude. Get with the program. Do I need to start sending FUCKING DVDs out to people again?!
bullshit you thought Alice would top 100 mill....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:03:09 CST

....if you did, you didnt fucking say it. You said it would do well...you're always throwing around numbers, so why didn't u spill the beans?
LOOK AT THESE BEST ACTRESS WHORES
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:04:32 CST

I'D EVEN FUCK MO'NIQUE AND MAGGIE TO GET TO THE OTHER THREE.
Clooney looks mildly intoxicated....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:05:06 CST

...
CLOONEY LOOKS GREAT!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:06:37 CST

FUCK YOU DANNY, CLOONEY IS THE MAN!
IS EVERYONE HERE?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:07:20 CST

COME ON YOU FUCKS. REPRESENT!
HOD.....tell me. How many are you up to at this point?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:07:57 CST

...
THE MOST FAMOUS RED CARPET IN THE WORLD?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:08:31 CST

Doesn't that belong to FUCKING Christina Hendricks?
I wonder how Paul Kavanagh feels about his chances tonight.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:08:51 CST

..
FUCK DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:09:45 CST

A 1.5L bottle of red and a 6 pack of beer at this point.
EPIC FISTBACKS?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:10:58 CST

This bitch will overtake them all!
Helen Mirren?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:11:31 CST

I fucked her. Ohhhhh!
Helen Mirren -- SWALLOW MY YANKEE GRAVY!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:12:07 CST

http://tinyurl.com/62pgq7
Who are those fucking hot whores Freeman is with?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:12:08 CST

FUUUUUUUUCK!
ummmm one is his former granddaughter.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:12:51 CST

...the other ones are probably her classmates.
Yankee Gravy?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:13:23 CST

Wasn't that the David Lee Roth followup?
HOD when you did the "I fucked her. Ohhhhh! "
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:13:37 CST

were you channeling the fucking Dice Man?
ALWAYS THE DICE MAN
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:15:03 CST

Neal and Bob or is that just what you do?
HOD'S true identity revealed!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:15:54 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ygeuvgp
Dennis Hopper
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:16:04 CST

Our Emcee for tonight's event!
I dedicate this talk back to Sir Dennis Hopper!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqJgJtcZQHQ
WHAT FUCKING HORRIBLE UNIVERSE IS IT WE'RE LIVING IN
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:17:16 CST

When Cameron Diaz looks infinitely more fuckable than Sarah Jessica Parker? And SJP has the face of a fucking pig.
FUCK YOU DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:19:13 CST

Let me remember the Diceman for the slender man Renny Harlin directed.
"My hair, my hair!"
Where the fuck are you assholes?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:21:30 CST

I think I'd fuck Carell to fuck Fey.
Miley? Shouldn't that be summoning Mike?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:23:34 CST

Isn't he looking to fuck her on her first 19th birthday period on top on the HIMALAYHERS?
Am I here alone?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:24:27 CST

WHAT THE FUCK?
Rufus said he woulndnt fuck maggie g with my dick
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:26:23 CST

thats a snart dog
Taylor Lautner the most famous werewolf?
VowelMovement says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:26:37 CST

Suck my fucking cock.
ya know....Taylor Lautner is a fucking annoying douchebag.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:26:38 CST

....and Bob Pattinson is smooth as fucking silk. I like the fact that he just doesn't give a fuck. God Bless you Bob!! I'M A FAN!
YES! THANK YOU TOAD!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:27:36 CST

I wouldn't fuck Maggie with a leper's dick.
Lautner would be the guy I threw pretzels at in high school.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:27:36 CST

Little prick.
BOB IS ALLERGIC TO CUNT
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:29:11 CST

Only a real man admits to that.
im flyinghugh fihj high fiuc fuck
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:29:48 CST

yeah ai may nit make it t the nd but im here now abjies babeie bbabiues babies
TOAD
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:31:07 CST

Have my next child brother.
damn hellen is msokin
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:31:26 CST

jeezeus they let a hippo on stage
HID GOH HIOD HOD
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:32:52 CST

your just syain that caus eyou think im easy cause im fucked up and you might be right
I'm going to kill this Fistback
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:33:09 CST

The lack of fucks present here is pissing me off. And this shit number with Doogie Howser is really killing my buzz.
I like how the Oscars is becomingly more and more queer every year....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:34:05 CST

finally the industry embraces the fact that its always been a homosexual line of work to pursue. Lee Marvin....he took dick in the ass. You all know it.
rufus is really in his cups
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:34:27 CST

fucker loves makers mark and he dont pay shit for it
I've never been so disapointed with AIBN as I am now
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:35:12 CST

Fuck. Zero dependability on motherfuckers.
Safety interlocks disengaged.......
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:35:23 CST

LEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Steve Martin is already fucking annoying....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:35:42 CST

...talentless cunt.
BRONCO!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:36:30 CST

FUCK YES!
snady is lookig like shir
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:00 CST

oh shit these gys suck
Were gonna fuck this piece of a shit
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:14 CST

It is my calliing-real-time!
wow....so far...pathetic opening.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:31 CST

....the 'spoiler alert' joke? Uhhhh....I guess this is amusing to the 50 and over crowd.
whi wrote this? that fat gay dudesd who looks like harry?
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:46 CST

hes never been funny
You guys will have to excuse my tardiness.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:48 CST

I've been 'bating to an almost 18 Miley for the last 20 minutes now. Mirren's weathered cumslot is next.
Plus I'm fairly certain that I'm drunk at this moment.
Ellem Mirren
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:37:57 CST

Yeah-she looking milftastic-I want her in a 3-way with streep! Hell yeah!
Mikey! Now we are cooking with gas!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:38:27 CST

...
baldwin
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:11 CST

you are worthless-damn their repartee is actually sort of hip-fucking writers!
KFC's across the nation are breathing a sigh of relief for the next 3 hours.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:12 CST

.
MIKE!!!!!!!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:41 CST

JESUS THIS OPENING SUCKS.
Where the Fuck is Bale?!?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:48 CST

woody, whatever! nominated you bald asshole!
MIKE!!!!! YEEEEEES!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:55 CST

.....
they usta reinfirved reibndfirced fuck it the floor
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:39:58 CST

the hippo and onique babcj ti bajc
I like Adam. I wish he would knock Martin the fuck out right now.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:40:15 CST

.
These gags are worthless!!!!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:40:33 CST

KILL ME NOW.
is that reitman-did he get a hair cut?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:40:56 CST

...
Bigelow.....ouch....painfully fuckable...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:41:23 CST

...
he still looks like the skater dude out of clerks
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:41:42 CST

you know-Earl, or whatever, no wait, that's a different choad!
Bigelow looks hot as all fuck.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:42:06 CST

Cameron is looking to his right right now going..."Fuck"
damn cokey looks like wildebeast
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:42:15 CST

a fuckin fat one
fuck smoke break
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:42:50 CST

enough brown-nosing bullshit lets get to the awards-Matt damon!
snansy looks like a skninny morticai addmas
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:43:24 CST

fuck what happened to her jesses fucked the fat off her
Matt Damon!!!!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:43:39 CST

Matt Damon matt damon!
what the fuck---
I like how Bridges sits there like he's fucking God....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:03 CST

...that was a casting fuck-up, casting Liam over Bridges in Clash.
Cllon Dawg
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:04 CST

looks like hes acting!
colonle sandrs lookin mofo
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:19 CST

shit i need a nither drink
Where's Taylor Swift?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:23 CST

Oh yeah, Jeff Bridges fucked her in the limo on the way over. 'nuff said.
Yeah-- that meth addict bag of bones Jim Cameron slams.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:34 CST

...with his money?!! The fucking audacity.
I would fuck the accent out of Penelope.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:44:46 CST

....
BIGELOW IS HOT AS FUCK
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:45:01 CST

But all you FUCKS, YES YOU FUCKS, who think Cloondawg is a piece of shit, hey you fucks, he's the only guy not eating up this shit and visibly looks UNCOMFORTABLE to be there. VIVA CLOONEY!!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE OF RECTAL CANCER YOU CLOONEY HATERS!
Must pour more rye whiskey.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:45:26 CST

.
Professionals!
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:45:27 CST

Ah...here's all the gents. I'm not presently watching--the TV's in the other fuckin' room!
I'll say it again-- Damon and Morgan being nominated....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:46:02 CST

...is an absolute fucking disgrace. Heavy-handed, manipulative, FUCKING BULLSHIT.
HERE WE GO
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:46:46 CST

It's going to Waltz and we know it.
Christopher Plummer. Still destroying cunt at the ripe old age of 130.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:47:06 CST

.
I'm going a little light tonight....sticking to Jack over my usual....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:47:07 CST

...Buffalo Trace.
Waltz....he's been my favorite actor for about 15 years...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:48:06 CST

...and he's gonna take it. Or Stanley Tucci FUCKING DIES.
YES WE ALL AGREE DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:48:11 CST

SO FUCK AND GO REFILL YOUR GLASS.
YES! CHRISTOPH!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:48:38 CST

.
Weinstein truly repulses me. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:49:20 CST

....
Penelope
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:49:34 CST

stop talkin-you makin me flushed with your garbled words!
what the fuck is he talking about?i need more beer
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:50:08 CST

damn cokey looks like the frankestein mosnter without makeupo
Professional
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:50:11 CST

what's next?
HOD...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:50:19 CST

I'll update winners. You're too fucked up old man.
GREEN LANTERN introduces urban Blight!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:50:53 CST

he's describing his life story!
RYAN REYNOLDS!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:51:00 CST

One guy on the planet I'd let anchor me from behind.
White people will save you!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:51:26 CST

from the blind side! ha ha
Clooney looked legitimatly pissed there a while ago.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:51:36 CST

Kick some ass. Slay some mit
Weapon X or not
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:52:16 CST

No man including Ryan may infiltrate my turd-cutter.
Blind side 2
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:52:22 CST

Back to the Rear!
Goddam sandy bullocks wants this award bad!
"RYAN REYNOLDS! One guy on the planet I'd let anchor me from behind."
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:52:39 CST

SCOTT!! You better be taking fucking notes for your quotes page...put that one down for HOD.
ROBIN HOOOOOOOOODDDDD!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:53:07 CST

Pimp that trailer.
Bronco
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:53:10 CST

What kinda booze you pick up?
FUCKING EASE OFF DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:53:27 CST

I just updated you prick. I'm drunk but I WILL PERSONALLY let you know when I pass the torch. I'm a professional goddamit.
awws hit alert the pedo polic e milet comin on
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:53:42 CST

if fickin dakota shws up gonna need a squeege to clena uop the jism mess from some dudes an you knw who you are
awws hit alert the pedo polic e milet comin on
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:53:51 CST

if fickin dakota shws up gonna need a squeege to clena uop the jism mess from some dudes an you knw who you are
evan almighty was shit!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:56:09 CST

...
HOD....BACK OFF MY FUCKING GIRLS.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:56:21 CST

http://tinyurl.com/64wsx2
nomiie nommie nominees!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:56:35 CST

Theres something about cameron!
I'm currently 1/4 into a large bottle of Crown Royal.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:56:40 CST

This night shall hurt.
CAMERON DIAZ ON HD! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS ABOUT AS ATTRACTIVE AS HAMMERED SHIT.
Quotes
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:56:47 CST

I love those F-ing quotes on Facebook, or wherever they are. Some of them are going in the Christmas cards I send out next year.
high ddef not god for caeron cameron
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:57:04 CST

not good for her at all
I'd beat a homeless bum to death with my Oscar!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:57:20 CST

...
Cameron Diaz is a true beauty....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:57:53 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y8hhgap
Jesus, if I see Dakota Fanning SEED WILL FLY!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:58:01 CST

.
Mike-she's fucking huge!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:58:04 CST

She's fuck you in half, my man!
There is nothing funny about anything in this fucking awards show....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:58:17 CST

SWEET CHRIST.
Where's Avatar in the animated shorts section?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:58:27 CST

...
Isn't Dakota only 16?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:58:40 CST

The countdown clock is ticking down on Dakota. For now our jizz-swimmers will just have to keep treading Kleenex, like those corpses floating downriver in War of the Worlds.
ed fucinen asner! can still kick ur ass
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:59:02 CST

fuck yeah
ed fucinen asner! can still kick ur ass
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:59:17 CST

fuck yeah
OK, that animation thing kicked ass
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:59:18 CST

FUCK UP!!!!!!
Up 2: Up Your Butt
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:59:26 CST

Only on pay per view....
Well Danny, they need to set aside an hour for the obits.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 20:59:49 CST

2009. The year 13% of Hollywood kicked the bucket.
I fucking despise these Pixar dorks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:00:21 CST

...they give dorks a bad fucking name.
Nice-the remote cam got a crying chick out in the audience.
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:00:25 CST

Very prefessional.
I dunno
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:00 CST

Should I even bother turning it on with the sound down in the other room? I can't deny I'm interested, because I'm all about movies (I'm professional). But it seems like a big circle jerk, like the Grammies. Oooooh brother, you're movie was almost as good as mine (jerk, jerk, jerk) oooooh have a trophy and shove it up my ass
Thats true...the obituaries this year will rock ass.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:15 CST

SUCCESS TO DEATH!
MIKE!!!!!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:16 CST

MILEY!!!!!!!!!
Seygifried....
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:19 CST

she looks like an elf!
MILEY!!!!!! THE COUNTOWN CLOCK TO CHERRY BUST '11
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:30 CST

AHHH, I NEED RELIEF!
Other chick
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:48 CST

looks like a Jersey Shore extra!
an elf you would pay to fuck...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:01:54 CST

..
Neuman should go all Phil Spector!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:02:31 CST

He has the resume!
Where the fuck are the Giant lion Robots?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:03:05 CST

...
Oh shit Colin fucking sings in Crazy Heart?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:03:39 CST

BONER!!
ok, i liked that last song
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:03:47 CST

unless it was Katy Perry-just because!
Can you imagine sitting in the theater watching Paris 36?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:01 CST

Ummmmm, 9 looks fucking awesome. Marion.
CROCKETT!
colin ferrel was in crazy herst?
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:02 CST

fuck i did nit knw that
ya know every Crazy Heart scene makes that movie look BORING AS FUCK!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:11 CST

....
Colin Farrell is nopt a musician!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:11 CST

WTF?\
SNOWCONED!!!!!!!!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:30 CST

Jesus dude. Turn up the sound and have your first beer in years tonight you professional prick.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:38 CST

This year's Lifetime Achievement Award goes to someone who has spent an entire career distinguishing himself in his field...this year's Lifetime Achievement Award goes to...DEATH Praise Bale
Colin Farrell GETS A FUCKING OSCAR FOR ACTING LIKE A MUSICIAN!?!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:04:56 CST

Jesus tittu fucking Christ!
Yeah, Farrell's really good in what little of the movie he's in.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:05:11 CST

Good show.
James Cameron appears...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:05:38 CST

in a wig and with sunglasses.
my dog farted when he saw aggie G on tv
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:05:52 CST

fuckin terroist bob of a fart tpoo gotta open a window
FUCK YOU DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:06:15 CST

I'm sending you Crazy Heart tomorrow. You'll love it or I will gut you.
Giant Squid
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:06:19 CST

Who gets the Giant Lion Robot Award? Cameron?
K-Boom's District 9
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:06:19 CST

here you go.
District 9 = The hardening of my drunken member.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:06:23 CST

.
need more beer
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:07:07 CST

and makers mark
I'll see Crazy Heart
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:07:38 CST

if Dude Jeff puts on the Iron Monger suit and climbs a building with Jessica Lange, then hurls discs at helicopters
You know whats odd....I completely forgot D9 was nominated for Best Picture...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:07:45 CST

...where the fuck have I been? Uhhh.....okay. Sorry that one deserves to win over Avatar....I just meant out of the real contenders it should go to Jim 'Cheek-Bone Crusher' Cameron...
dont gut danny hdo very essy clean up dickblood from carpet
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:08:14 CST

dont ask hiw i knkw
Maybe being married to Cameron will help her.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:09:24 CST

They did a fucking primo job rebuilding Bigelow's crushed orbitals.
District 9 will win
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:09:25 CST

In the fake Academy Awards in my mind that Snowcone will write about tomorrow.
yeah, where the FUCK IS HOD? Oh, I know.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:10:42 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ybngwch
K I bail off the 'puter any time there's a station break...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:12:20 CST

this shit reminds me of raids in City of Heroes.
You gotta pace yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA_238N4YXE
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:12:44 CST

.
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:12:47 CST

meryl streep just became president.
FUCKIN DANNY
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:12:52 CST

I'm here more than anyone you douche.
Colin Firth...poor guy. He thinks he matters.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:13:14 CST

I liked Nanny McPhee as much as the next guy, but fuck off and die.
what did downey win for?
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:13:22 CST

tia looks fickable
Tina Fey, slab of comedic cunt cement.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:13:27 CST

.
RDJ and Tina Fey
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:13:33 CST

They look fucking cool-like a sci-fi noir...maybe Dark City 2.
And I'm not drunk in a urinal you fuck
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:13:45 CST

Not yet.
oh yeah-- that fake ass sped up punch in Hurt Locker!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:14:17 CST

hilarious.
colin firth can burrow into my vagina
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:14:25 CST

his constant act of saving a ho should finally be rewarded.
The disputed bullshit script for the Butt hurt Locker?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:14:34 CST

... man, writing sucks.
Yo Db! Huggs!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:15:20 CST

...
awwww yes, i should have fucking known.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:15:45 CST

....the dude from Love Actually would give fucking Desboobs a clit boner. You always were the romantic. I'm just the guy that can't remember to pull out.
Fuck you Danny-The Butt hurt Locker ftw!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:16:15 CST

dis my reviews? there ya go :-)
Well, I wanted Basterds to win screenplay
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:16:33 CST

for the Fassbinder/Meyers scene alone but.......
FUCK!
Wanker looks like Jason reitman!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:16:42 CST

...
xi gonna hit the roof
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:16:53 CST

i still havent seenit
Beards are all definitely the rage these days...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:17:27 CST

Kind of like an American Al-Qaeda!
Molly? WARP FACTOR 'BATING!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:00 CST

.
I'm BECOMING A MEAN DRUNK
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:01 CST

OK, Basterds deserved to win. FUCK THESE AWARDS, I'M DONE.
She could kick the shit out of Ferris Buehler!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:03 CST

Brutal! :-p
JOHN HUGHES TRIBUTE!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:05 CST

Finally this award show gets something fucking right...
Put him in an Arm-Bar!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:37 CST

MMA time! Fuck yeah!
Wait....Bronco...are you admitting the Hurt Locker script blows?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:18:51 CST

....
It's nice they didn't delegate him to a photo in an obit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:20:19 CST

So much tasty cunt in his movies.
We wil see D
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:20:43 CST

at the end of the ceremony...
All this montages are giving me PTSD
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:21:04 CST

...
Steve Martin wasn't in 16 Candles!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:21:44 CST

Lying actor conspiracy!
dont you forget about me
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:22:03 CST

can we talk about say anything? Cause apparently cinema cant get enough of John Cusacks ass.
Guess ferris Buehler has cancer!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:22:11 CST

... Fucking Montages!
HUGHES TRIBUTE -- Professional
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:23:04 CST

...
Wow...so many of John Hughes...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:23:40 CST

...kids (the actors he worked with) wound up complete fuck ups. Fascinating.
Desboobs is here?
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:24:30 CST

Fuck I should have showed up way sooner.
It was a class tribute...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:25:17 CST

....makes me wonder how we fell from "The Breakfast Club" to 'Youth in Revolt". The de-evolution of Cinema.
There's only one word to describe gwon up Hughes alumni gash.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:25:30 CST

Savory.
you can thank danny dickblood
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:26:54 CST

im here and apparently I have an opinion bout mooohveehs
No Cusack?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:27:28 CST

That tribute is shit.
It also lacked the bones of John Candy.
I'll never get The Hughes love....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:28:00 CST

I've never been able to finish a single of his movies. I even think Ferris Bueler is annoying as fuck. Maybe because I didn't grow up in the 80's.
and Steve Martin doesn't say shit about Hughes?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:28:19 CST

FUCKING SELF SERVING PRICK
OK opinion check....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:28:37 CST

How are Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin doing? Opinion?
Leggy and also demure.
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:28:38 CST

...
this little pixie female deserves a splash of semen on her teeth.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:28:45 CST

god save us all
zoe saldana
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:29:11 CST

I liked your role on Punked the best. Too ghetto for your own ass.
Holy shit-each actress had custom ramps built!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:29:21 CST

Now that's professional!
Oh wait I did like Planes, Trains, and automobiles...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:29:48 CST

but I don't really want to admit it.
I thought Taylor Hackford was black.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:29:52 CST

What the fuck?
notice the heightening props.!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:30:09 CST

Fuck i hate Montages-if I wanted to watch trailers, I'd be on the internet!
WHO IN THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:30:48 CST

Lasseter likes short films because it gives him time to eat and jerk off to Look Who's Talking Too. Sick fuck.
I like short features...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:31:01 CST

...because nobody trusts me with the investment of money!
BEC, I expected Martin to suck. Alec, I didn't
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:31:31 CST

.
How does a short film even get nominated?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:31:41 CST

Does it have to be made by a Reitman?
DES
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:31:44 CST

When the fuck are you gonna take me to see Brooklyn's Finest?
What the fuck? Where's Avatar?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:32:01 CST

I remember some scenes that could qualify!
Logorama ftw!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:32:26 CST

Very cool.
Haha was that Baby Reitman with the beard??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:32:31 CST

What a self-important looking cunt.
Streep!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:32:53 CST

...
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:33:04 CST

whenever the fuck you want. fuck.
YES! LOGORAME IS AWESOME!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:33:06 CST

Nice upset!
fat french guy
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:33:35 CST

id hit.
Thanks Stunt...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:33:39 CST

I missed the opener so I wasn't sure if they managed funny or shit the bed like Hugh Jackman did.
Is it just me...or does it feel like I'm watching some fucking IFC awards show....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:34:21 CST

...its like i don't know, care to know, or give a fuck about anything happening in front of me right now. but I do have a couple veggie patties left....fuck this.
The Last Documentary
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:34:27 CST

..and this time it's final.
and depressing.
A Prophet better win for Best Foriegn Language
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:34:43 CST

I watched that fucker today. It should have been Best Picture.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DRUNK HAG...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:35:24 CST

...that just rushed the dude from Milli Vanilli who has recently become gay?
What the fuck is with Grimace?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:35:32 CST

Purple blight.
Wait so Dear Prudence won??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:35:35 CST

Bullshit.
Roger Ross Williams....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:35:39 CST

...clearly straight. and Just got bullied out by one really awkward middle aged woman .
HAHAHA
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:36:21 CST

hay dont let whitey take over.
i FUCKING TOLD YOU THE NEW TENNANTS WOULD TAKE IT DUFF!!I
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:36:44 CST

I fucking told you!
Jackman was probably the finest host they've had.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:37:10 CST

And Danny, check out Brooklyn's Finest with desboobs. Wicked fucking film.
Are they giving away a tv this year...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:37:45 CST

...for shortest acceptance speech again? Professional.
Aww D'Nofrio didn;t even get to accept the award...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:37:47 CST

that fucker never gets anything.
That drunk hag that shoved Milli off...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:38:10 CST

...should fucking host next year.
Stiller = Comedic suicide.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:38:37 CST

.
Christ will Stiller get off the fucking stage..
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:38:39 CST

like right the fuck now? Please.
Stiller's makeup looks good....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:38:55 CST

...why the fuck didn't they just make it practical makeup? Fucking Cameron....I pull my review. I'M FUCKING PULLING IT.
They are making a Smurfs movie!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:39:35 CST

for real, yo
It's all good...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:39:44 CST

....Stiller's doing Zoolander 2. The film we've all waited on bated breath for.
GET OFFF THE STAGE CUNT!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:39:51 CST

.
Danny, New Tennants
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:39:52 CST

WELL I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT.
Fuck even Cameron thinks he looks like a shithead....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:40:00 CST

look at the contempt in his eyes.
Weak!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:40:12 CST

stop it. please god-announce the award.
YOU FUCKS ARE MISSING WHAT MATTERS
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:40:23 CST

Why am I all alone drinking like a moron when Desboobs should be here allowing me to pour Glenfiddich into her glass?
He almost doesnt look like Sylar!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:40:51 CST

...
Wow....the makeup category is fucking heinous....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:41:06 CST

what an embarrassment.
my glass is empty
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:41:43 CST

lets get this party started
HOD -- that typeo just saved your FUCKING LIFE!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:42:21 CST

...
im back hod
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:42:30 CST

im gettin ficjed upo
Thisis bullshit...of course Star Trek was going to win out of those choices??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:42:43 CST

This bullshit was rigged. Hellboy 2 should have won for losing last year.
the oscar award-winning reboot:
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:42:59 CST

STAR TREK!!!!!
My glass is full. Mindy's chest is sweet.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:43:19 CST

Who wears a fucking beret with a suit?
I'm going to be the one driving everyone home aren't I?
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:43:42 CST

I hate this sober shit.
The orchestra is merciless tonight.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:44:04 CST

People are barely getting past "I'd like to thank...."

***MUSIC SWELL***
maybe the gaotfucker will have a stroke
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:44:33 CST

goats are hoping
WHAT TYPO DANNY?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:44:36 CST

Give me a reason to keep on living you cunt.
A Serious Man bored the shit out of me...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:44:39 CST

//
everyone, I've just received an EMAIL FROM KOUTCHBOOM!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:45:12 CST

"Dude my interwebs always shits the bed on Sunday night for some reason. I'll keep trying, but I'm not there thats why. Help me DG Dickblood your my only hope.
Let it be known I still say Up will win best picture.
Sorry I can't be there God speed.
Koutch to the mother fucking BOOM!"
A Serious Man bored the shit out of a lot of people
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:45:30 CST

.
Hmm no russell Crowe
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:45:34 CST

no Joaquin phoenix...where's Hollywood's bad boys?
It's great BEC, it's like an audio guillotine.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:45:37 CST

CHOP!
odi ofp odo
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:46:00 CST

hey dude
DOWN GOES KOUTCHBOOM!
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:46:53 CST

.
I thought Koutch wasn't here because of me or some shit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:47:22 CST

I actually wanted to apologize to the guy for blowing my fucking stack.
fuck rufus i drinking me undeytable
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:47:23 CST

dog cann drink
I don't mind....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:47:38 CST

.....I don't give a fuck about these awards anyway. They can chop away...with reckless fucking abandon for all I care. Drink time!
and an image was attached to Koutch's email....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:48:13 CST

....his wife, Jennifer, having a good time at their Oscar party....
http://tinyurl.com/bk6te8
HERE'S TO KOUTCH AND MIKE
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:48:24 CST

One not able to be here, one here after weeks of sabatical.
And wholly fuck I'm drunk as fuck.
CHICKEN THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:49:03 CST

Mawmawmawmaw
He blew you 'stack, Mike?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:49:05 CST

Dude that's gay.
no he was here at first...his internet is apparently actually fucked.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:49:14 CST

....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thas big of you mike
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:49:56 CST

very standup
Soooooo gay.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:49:57 CST

.
Richard Crenna, Professional
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:50:15 CST

Colonel Trautman wears a beret with a suit.
DOWN GOES REITMAN!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:50:23 CST

....FUCK ME!! SHOCKING
Danny, what is it with you and Koutch's wife?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:50:27 CST

.
District 9-No Bueno!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:50:52 CST

...
Richard Crenna is still alive??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:15 CST

Fuck first Drew Struzan and now Colonel Trautman. I'm having an off week.
I make fun of Precious but fuck me, I'd motorboat that shit
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:19 CST

TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
This guy looks like...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:27 CST

..."To Sir With Love" Poitier.
*sighs* maybe this guy should go habg out with....
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:38 CST

Robert Pattison!
I don't care if you like Reitman or not....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:41 CST

.....giving it to Precious for screenplay is pathetic. And that dudes brother's names are really Buddy and Todd?!!
FUCK THIS!
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:44 CST

If Reitman was going to lose, then IN THE FUCKING LOOP shouild have won. FUCK these awards. FUCK!
Blah
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:51:47 CST

Does this mean we're all going to be subjected to screenplays about kiddies getting diddled and knocked up by their dads and beaten by their moms?
Please start the music....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:00 CST

where's that orchestra when you need them?
Abom, it's a uniform.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:11 CST

MORGAN FREEMAN IS NODDING OFF!
Good thing he's a writer
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:14 CST

because he sucks as an actor!
Nope...Crenna is gone...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:17 CST

..tim to drink one in his honor.
shit of freemen givinghis
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:30 CST

like he had something to do with it
Duff-- fucking ask jennifer!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:52:39 CST

tell her to stop CALLING.
Kiddies Getting Diddled
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:53:13 CST

That's the name of my band.
king latifah inn haus
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:53:19 CST

looking all kingly
Des is my Queen....not Latifah.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:53:20 CST

....
Reitman-just an FYI
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:53:43 CST

The foo Fighters are currently on sabbatical. And their riffs suck balls, just like your fucking movie.
ROGER CORMAN. MASTER OF BIKER SLIT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:53:56 CST

.
Crenna was so awesome as that dickhead in the Candy beachhouse picture....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:54:10 CST

...when he chokes on the popcorn. HA!
WE need Ebert Up in this motherfucker!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:54:31 CST

With a robot voice-thaT SHIT WOULD BE EPIC!
Damons in Bourne mode...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:55:24 CST

he's spotting the fact that lauren bacall cant even get out of the seat!
Danny, I'm just saying...
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:55:41 CST

do you ever get off her?
Corman and Bacall are fucking alive??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:55:49 CST

Am I in an alternate universe or something? WHAT THE FUCK???
Mork mork mork from ork
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:55:51 CST

...fuck hook!
is it just that i'm drunk and horny...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:00 CST

...or is this show kinda chaotic and all over the place?
RIchard Roeper makes a funny...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:02 CST

...on Twitter:

"Black guy won an Oscar! Cut to Morgan Freeman!"
I was out with Lauren Bacall last night.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:06 CST

I see she's got new dentures today. I broke her spare set with my choad.
I swear I saw an obit TB for Corman this year...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:26 CST

I know it.
Ok she wins
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:28 CST

...fuck that was an easy decision.
did tom cruise hit that?
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:36 CST

dayum
Yah Danny...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:47 CST

...it's kind of joyless and scattered.
Duff -- only when my ex-wife is in town...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:56:57 CST

...ZING!
Roeper's getting edgy?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:57:05 CST

GAWD DAAAMN!
It should be Vera.....it will be Tiny Zeus in drag.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:57:51 CST

....
vera dont do shit fpr me
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:57:59 CST

kinda plain and tall tall an plain, like sarh polan and tall with the rabbit killer whos name i cant think f oh damn im fucked up now some ugly ass aggie g in tv
RAWF RAWF MAGGIE. WAN'T A MEELKBONE?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:58:20 CST

.
Maggie's looking pretty good there...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:58:56 CST

that's honestly the best she's ever looked.
Whassup In the Air?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:59:07 CST

...
Don't get her fired up Mike
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 21:59:42 CST

Don't get the D-O-G barking
Now who do they pan to...
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:00:04 CST

Furry legs perhaps? Or another Morgan Freeman shot...
Yo go girl!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:00:07 CST

Precious sounded like it was gritty and depressing!
Hell yeah!>
Vera head butting the crack of Kendrick's arse....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:00:10 CST

...man...why didn't you warn me about this Bob Dylan?
Looook at the fatness of ebony tit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:00:13 CST

Cut to MORGAN FREEMAN!
Mo'nique wins!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:00:14 CST

Cut to Morgan Freeman! (who had nothing to do with it).
how do I get into Mo's 'Precious Family'?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:10 CST

...
Haha that cutaway of Tyler Perry was fucking great...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:15 CST

//
why is she so angry she just won a fucking osacr
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:33 CST

damn
Sauel L. Jakson's face=priceless...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:37 CST

//
All 4 black people in the audience just got screen time
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:38 CST

How's that for equality in 2010?
I'M DONE POSTING, MOTHERFUCKERS
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:01:40 CST

I'm just going to sit back and read the rest of your bullshit.
Wait when Mo says her husband taught her
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:02:00 CST

"forego whats popular to do whats right..." was she referring to those million roles where she plays 'Scary Black Fat Woman' ?
SOMEBODY'S GRAND DAUGHER - CUT TO MORGAN FREEMAN
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:02:42 CST

That's the way it should be
Speaking of suspected pedos.......
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:02:57 CST

Peter Sarsgaard you soppy fuck.
Alfred Molina....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:10 CST

...finally allowed to use his own accent. He's not playing a Mexican, Arab or jackass from Brooklyn. Kudos bitch.
HOD if you leave, I'm outta here.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:32 CST

...
Maybe Tyler Perry needs to listen..
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:38 CST

He gives Mo a run for her money in the scary black fat woman category... in every film
Anyone want to tell me that Stanley Kubrick or Hunter S. Thompson are atill alive???
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:40 CST

It wouldn't surprise me at this point.
dysfunctional fucking bunch'a drunks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:52 CST

...
My Tea Party Still Says Obama is A Space Alien!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:03:57 CST

and I believe 'em!
HOD is turning "mean drunk"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:04:01 CST

I should be arriving at that port in about 90 minutes.
Sarsgaard fuck it all
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:04:36 CST

He fuck de pussy, he fuck de goat...
fuck in aint cleanibng up these bottles
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:04:46 CST

fckin dog gona pee ony me agin if i pass oyt wifey gonna be pissed fuck should have left me alone gnna fry me some bologna
instead of angry...why can't everyone get like me when I drink?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:05:35 CST

Just smiling and rock fucking hard for an hour straight.
sarsguard
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:05:35 CST

UNF UNF YES DADDY
HOD
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:05:39 CST

It's real-time..yo
This talkback....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:02 CST

...should have it's own awards at the end of it.
Sigourney = A SMOOTH CUNT WORTHY OF PRAISE...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:13 CST

...
FUCKIN RIGHTS I'm a mean drunkl
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:17 CST

So shape up you fucking prick cunt diuches and agree with me.
Goddamit-Sigourney does look like a proper Greek goddess
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:20 CST

Milftastic!
fall back
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:39 CST

hay but fuck Sigourney Weaver, wheres Jamie Lee Curtis?
wait...a Gilliam movie is nominated?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:06:45 CST

hahahahahahaha
Desboobs
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:07:06 CST

Is that the audio of you drilling Petey with a strap on?
Avatar? What the fuck is that?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:07:07 CST

Is a video game? Looks fuckin blue, like a Smurf!
THEY WINZ
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:07:23 CST

AVATAR NEEDS TO STOP
HOD I do agree with you..
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:07:39 CST

I agree you're drunk!
Cameron's wife just got a reprieve from the fists of fury
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:07:41 CST

for a few minutes at least.
OSCAR AWARD WINNIG 3 HOUR VIDEO GAME CUTSCENE!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:00 CST

....
I let him have it
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:01 CST

no lube. I know, but he wanted it.
Awkward personal revelations....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:17 CST

....cut to James Cameron!
13 years ago doctors told me I wasn't going to survive....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:28 CST

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CARE TO SPECIFY?
wheres the drunk train?
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:33 CST

I want on it.
I wasn't going to survive....CUE THE MUSIC!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:33 CST

CUT TO MORGAN FREEMAN!
everyone should get just as militant and aggressive as MO.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:52 CST

...
What-another guy with halting speech AND Cancer?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:08:52 CST

Jim! Jim! Jim! Ahhhhh, knoooobbbb-Slllooobbbb!
hey dude you didnt die 13 years ago so shut the fuck up
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:09:26 CST

now if he had been dead an won the arward and was still tyalkin ai would be impressed
yup
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:09:29 CST

morgan freeman is the poor mans james earl jones
Sigourney looks fantastic
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:09:37 CST

The muzzle of this magnum tastes metallic-y.
We need Heath Ledger's Corpse to liven this motherfucker UP!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:09:46 CST

and that kid actor!
No, that's GOOD
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:09:47 CST

He deserves no lube
SEABISCUIT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:08 CST

.
Tom Ford is a scumbag.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:10 CST

...
this bitch
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:11 CST

sarah jessica horse
They made horse jokes with srah horseface parker ha
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:22 CST

yes
Dude's lookin at me
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:28 CST

twitching his face...stop it or I'll punch the TV!
ummmm so no WHERE THE WILD THINGS for costume, eh?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:42 CST

FUCK YOU. i dont care who wins anything.
It's going to Coco...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:10:47 CST

who are any of these others kidding.
Goddamit there is no costume design in a cartoon!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:02 CST

OK-it's alright....
dry as hell
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:05 CST

i told him, if he wanted lube I would have fucked a chick
a talking horse fuck i thought me ed was dead?
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:07 CST

dman
Why is SJP...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:33 CST

....wearing a shower curtain?
Sarah Jessica LeatherFace!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:36 CST

wiry, just plain wiry.
Woof
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:38 CST

It's time she get someone else to design her costumes...who give a flaming fuck about a sequined beret?
Bronco drops a LEDGER'S CORPSE joke...
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:47 CST

...and no one bats an eye? That's how you know no one gives a shit any more.
YEAH NO FUCKING WILD THINGS!!!
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:52 CST

NO FUCKING DICE!!! INTERNETS BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'm at screenPLAY EYEFR_(EDHLSFDI:JDFSJL YGFUCKING YEST!!! NO FUCKING RIETMAN FUCK YOU BITCH TITS FUCKER FAGGOT!!! YUEST PRECIOUS FOR THE WIN!!!)
HOD, peel the gold foil off.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:11:54 CST

I'll be switching to Baby Duck Sparkling wine shortly.
Morgan Freeman is the poor man's John Wayne Gacy.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:12:11 CST

...
I'm for Hilary Swank
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:12:31 CST

You guys can have Charlize~!
YES FUCKING YES!!!
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:12:50 CST

I'm gonna buy Precious this tuesday fuckyou you smug daddy loving son of a bitch don't care if Dickblood liked your shit stain of a movie!!! SHUT OUT!!!
Precious....uhhhh how the fuck is it uplifting?!!! SPOILER!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:13:04 CST

At the end she has AIDS cause her father fucked and impregnated her....and uhhh-- thats how it ends. where the fuck is the uplifting?!!
New game...
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:13:08 CST

Drink every time Precious gets referenced We'll all be wasted in 15 minutes
Are those targets on Charlize's tits?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:13:16 CST

Just waiting for a rope of soft porridge.
Paula Patton = SWALLOW MY SEED.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:13:19 CST

..
Morgan Freeman needs to burn those distracting moles off, its no longer his look.
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:13:31 CST

gtfo
Danny
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:14:17 CST

Dont you mean Morgan Freeman is the John Wayne Gacy of Grand daughters?
I don't know how long i have the internets
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:14:34 CST

I've complained about this shit before. But something like some radio station near me blast their shit at nights and fucks up all the internets around my area.
His grandaughter likes the moles.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:15:32 CST

She sucks them like little niiiipppplllessss.
Koutch...if your internet strength is limited....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:16:38 CST

...for the love of god send over a few more pics of Jen. HURRY!
Well then Koutch, I'll apologize now.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:16:38 CST

Sorry dude, I went too far man.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:17:00 CST

So let's do a head cunt. Who is all here?
Why. Why did I drink this much booze? And why has it been 6 months since I've been laid? Fuck. I'm going to walk out into traffic right now. But as seeing one car drives in front of my place every couple hours, it may be a while befoe I'm dead.
Thats all fine fine...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:17:16 CST

....but Des. Seriously...have you seen the return of Snipes in Brooklyn's Finest yet? Am I too late?
Robin Williams
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:17:27 CST

Should be nominated tonight.
Me-World's Greatest Dad.
My Wife - Yeah for that John Travolta comedy.
More horrible than the last hour?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:17:34 CST

I doubt that!
I am disappoint.
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:17:53 CST

thats disgusting. his granddaughter is disgusting and ridiculous. I would spit on her, in disgust.
It an Anti-Comedy montage!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:18:16 CST

Jesus Christ!
6 months? thats not bad....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:18:27 CST

...my old man was telling me my mom hasn't given up the gooch in 2 years.
Cock its cool
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:18:34 CST

I understand. Shit happens.
You do that shit again though.... and you watch your fucking back... J/K :-P
Twilight chick?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:18:50 CST

No-a brunette?
She should play with her hair!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:10 CST

and fuck a werewolf!
Horror Movie Montage...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:11 CST

ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!
Kirsten is looking better and better each day...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:12 CST

....hhhmmmmm.
Kristen Stewart.......PLEASE DIE!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:18 CST

.HORROR!
Jen???
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:22 CST

Who the fuck is that?
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:48 CST

seriously I have not. Ive experienced Snipes in a oscar worthy role as a drag queen who ruled supreme in orange.
Wesley in Brooklyn is a new role for me. Dont make me regret it.
damn kiresten snortin onstage
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:53 CST

yeah im not sure how much longer i can hang in here gys
Twilight is a Comedy-the COC is realizing this...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:19:55 CST

How bout some Polanski montages-Fuck yeah!
HOD. Head cunt. Typo or......alcohol!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:20:01 CST

.
oh you know...YOU FUCKING KNOWWWWW
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:20:11 CST

DD
Leprecahun!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:20:24 CST

...
and Polanski!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:20:48 CST

...hah ha
im sorry
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:20:53 CST

but I fully enjoyed Saw.
Actually Saw 1-4 only
I fucking love Kirsten
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:21:03 CST

I think my dick is turning Japanese
They fucking showed the Bate's cobbling!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:21:15 CST

Touch harsh for an awards show.
Thats ok DB-your hot, but saw iV
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:21:28 CST

was weak!
This is more like boring creepiness
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:22:29 CST

maybe I should go watch Tim Burton's Alice in Whateverthe FuckiStan...
This Horror-tage makes me want to watch all those fuckers again.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:22:44 CST

.
Really Mo'neek?
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:22:46 CST

About the performance not politics!!! BULLL FUCKING SHIT!!! Had Oprah not said shit about this, people would still be asking The director to stop making movies like they did when Shadow boxer came out.
6 MONTHS?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:22:58 CST

Oh come on, fuck off, that's way too long to go without dipping your wick.
And this horror montage needs to DIE.
Nice horror montage....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:22:58 CST

...and right in the middle....Taylor Lautner with a fuckin' wig!!
Lord: it was the flickering of the flame
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:02 CST

they should have stopped
Should of put some Martyrs and Antichrist sick crap!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:07 CST

All celebrities went out for drinks.
I SAW CHRISTIAN BALE!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:24 CST

....
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:27 CST

CUT TO MORGAN FREEMAN!
Where are the penguins?
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:32 CST

March of the Undead Penguins??
Starring Christian Bale's Glorious Fucking Voice!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:45 CST

Hell yeah!
Des Boods
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:47 CST

Saws 5-6 are fucking great what the shit are you talking bout? You know 7 using 3-D they are going to try to put you in the trap.
MORGAN FREEMAN
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:23:49 CST

im pregnant. WUT NOW?
Horror movies?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:24:01 CST

What? No 'Audition'? No 'The Fog'? FUCK YOU!
Needs to be said one more time
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:24:05 CST

FUCK COKEY MCFRANKESTIEN HEAD.FUCK MARK BOALS.
DID YOU TRASH MY LIGHTS?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:24:24 CST

DID YOU TRASH MY FUCKING LIGHTS?!?
Des-- your opinions on young Lautner...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:24:59 CST

...
What the fuck-Avatar-What is that-some kind of diet drink?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:15 CST

...
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:19 CST

Whats the deal with The Mulligan? Saw the Alice In Wonderland girl wearing the look on Fallon the other night.
Koutchboom
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:19 CST

3d? any movie in 3d just reiterates the fact that its so shitty in 2d. brb getting my glasses
Damnit
Koutchboom says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:39 CST

I've been fucked on my Oscar ballot left and right.
BUTT HURT LOCKER
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:49 CST

...uH hUh oSCAR AWARD WINNING tHE h lOCKER!
The Hurt Locker over Star Trek for sound?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:53 CST

Political pick.
What? No Oscar for Precious
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:53 CST

In sound mixing? I suppose it's hard to really capture child rape quite that realistically.
OH MY FUCKING GOD--- THIS IS UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:25:55 CST

Hurt Locker?!! Sound?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck? PATHETIC.....FUCK YOU ALBINO!
Keep showing Bigelow.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:26:11 CST

Fucking smoking tonight.
DAN: Young Lautner
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:26:16 CST

I'd fuck him. Then tell him he's gay.
Next
Boobs
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:26:48 CST

I take it you didn't see Avatar in 3d...
Beards and Mulligans
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:27:10 CST

it makes 2010 look like 1970...except the have hair conditioner in their Beards!
This shit is just reminding me that TDK should have at least got nominated last year...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:27:16 CST

way fucking better than half the picks this year.
OK'm really to drunk to post
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:27:47 CST

ASKING me to keep going at this oint is cruel.
Jeus, Locker is cleaning up.
BLAM Danyy!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:27:54 CST

Explosiooooiiiooonnnnn! sound effect!
I just want to tell you all good luck
Continentalop says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:28:28 CST

We're all counting on you
Ah come here from foreign lands
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:28:33 CST

...to make glorious exploding noises!
Ms. Banks. Seed reciever.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:28:38 CST

.
SSSTTTTAAARRRRLLLLAAAAA
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:28:44 CST

I love this chick
Des....thats like every female's answer these days....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:28:51 CST

god damn...
poor Elizabeth Banks
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:29:09 CST

french toast ho.
O.o I'd like to gease her up and put her down a Slip 'n' Slide!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:29:18 CST

...
Did that fine ass Elizabeth Banks just say
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:29:24 CST

'OLD SCHOOL CLIT TECHNOLOGY'?
Xenu 4 Presidente!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:29:50 CST

Where's Tom Cruise?!?
Conti
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:29:57 CST

What the fuck? Have you been fucking brainwashed?
HOD you MUST continue to post...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:30:26 CST

....keep going til you're so drunk, each post is lucid and almost sense-filled.
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:30:30 CST

I did. I thought Fern Gully was a better interpretation. I mean at least the guy was a surfer babe
OH MY FUCK
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:30:34 CST

Robert Richardson behind Tarantino...LOOKS LIKE FUCKING MERLIN!!
Bowie's "Cat People" song is fucking brilliant in IB.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:31:55 CST

....just so you know
Des
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:32:23 CST

Yeah but come on...those 10ft tall blue things were fucking hot.
I'm meeting Banks at the Waffle House later.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:32:58 CST

I'll be eating that sliced peach cunt in the Ladies Room.
Continentalop = STLOST = MY GUARDIAN ANGEL
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:33:00 CST

...
GI(VE ME A REASON TO KEEP POSTING
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:33:07 CST

So far you fucks are liking playing with myself in front of first period. Give me a reason cunts.
HOD
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:33:07 CST

HOD if you're still coherent enough to know Locker is cleaning up, and we're able to comprehend your posts to that effect, then yeah you should keep going. Stay the course, stay on target, ride Professional ride.
I'm listening to old school Beach Boys. Don't worry; I'll crank Slayer on the way to work tomorrow. Fuckin' Mondays.
SERIOUSLY
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:33:32 CST

What the fuck is up with Conti?
"I've been chewed out before...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:33:55 CST

....I bet you're going to take that uniform off when you get to the states...".

***WHIPES OUT BOWIE KNIFE***
you see the promo of that new show with Jaime Oliver showing fat people....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:34:12 CST

...howda eat healthy? The white chick 'BRITNEY' she should play the title character in 'WHITE PRECIOUS'
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:34:37 CST

Yeah theyre hot like 'Im about to fuck this horse hot' but in 3D.
Porky Mc Sandy Bullocks!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:35:10 CST

...Jesse James is a creep!
STEVE MARTIN = KILL YOURSELF
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:35:29 CST

Sandra Bullock -- your face is tight but your neck looks old...and you fuck a former meth addict. GOODNIGHT!
Sandra James
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:35:47 CST

Oh yeah, that doesn't make money...She needs some tatas-make hger grim and gritty.
SOMEBODY CALL MAURO FUCKING FIORE!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:35:57 CST

......
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:36:05 CST

i just got off my period, wanna post in me?
Whoever did last Potter should take it..
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:36:18 CST

but you just know it's going to be Avatar.
HOD needs a reason
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:36:19 CST

Someone show him some tits
Twilight for best adapted screenplay
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:36:31 CST

---avatar-is that a car? like a green energy car-what is it?!?
Fuck I knew it....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:36:54 CST

bullshit. That makes me want to quit movies for the rest of my life.
Did Avatar even HAVE cinematography?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:04 CST

So, digitally rendered lens flare and skin pores is now considered cinematography?
sandra bullock is michael jackson
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:05 CST

basically
James,
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:13 CST

I'd like to lay you down in a bed of reeds, and make sweet sweet love to your wallet...
oh fuck nevermind
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:28 CST

Desboobs doin WERK!
Jesus, this laptop is torching my loins.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:35 CST

Need some kind of bench.
ahahaha Des, thats what i thought too....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:53 CST

...HOD, did you mean your jerking off staring at a period?!! Thats no fucking excuse. If she kinda likes you-- ENTER.
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:57 CST

how bout this? http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs485.ash1/26527_407883794936_777259936_5191219_5576379_n.jpg
DEATHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:37:58 CST

.
DEATH HOUR!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:12 CST

Death montage! Brutal!
should play Black Sabbath
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:33 CST

Children of the Grave
DESBOOBS
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:38 CST

I haven't had a decent nihgt witha spectacluar woman in 6 months. How's about A coffee and slice of pie over the best of our heartbreak?
when Des is on her period, MY nipples swell..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:40 CST

....its weird.
Is no one concerned for Conti?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:42 CST

That's fucked up.
im on it
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:51 CST

I got work to do
James Taylor
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:51 CST

Needs to be stopped, before he ruins the Beatles
demi looks like jennifer connely
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:38:57 CST

really jt singing about the dead? that fucking morbid
In honor of the dearly departed....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:39:25 CST

...James Taylor will now audibly buttfuck a Beatles classic. Grab thy tissues.
I'm looking through...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:39:26 CST

..the hole in the skyyyyyiiee!
Looking 4, a room with a view!
Way harsh Tai
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:39:54 CST

.
FUCKING QUIET...ALL OF YOU-- DEATH IS ON.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:40:01 CST

...
In public Relations
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:40:28 CST

Death is the best answer
Death kicks ass
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:40:31 CST

Grim Reaper cleans up at the Oscars this year, bitches.
What's wrong with Conti?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:41:11 CST

I'm a little late to the party. He's Professional; I'm sure he's alright. Unless Monique is sitting on his face.
I like cherry pie
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:41:21 CST

but only when im dancing on a convertible
Natasha Richardson gets more applause than Michael Jackson
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:41:22 CST

Now THAT'S professional.
Captain KIRK DIED?!?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:41:30 CST

-ha ha just kidding-you weren't paying attention.
Abe Vigoda
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:41:50 CST

laughs at all of them
Everything about this show fucking SUCKS..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:42:41 CST

....James Taylor? Beyond pathetic...thanks for sucking all fucking impact outta the tribute. Jesus Christ.
I kneel before JT
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:42:59 CST

James Taylor is one of my gods...it was the Beatles themselves who signed JT to Apple. What song is he singing?
Natasha deserves more applause than MJ, Shamoan.
im not watching the oscars
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:43:50 CST

My back is. Im too busy talking to you fucks. Thank God, I dont think I could handle James Taylor sing The Beatles. I already discussed other important issues like Blanca vs any Street Fighter player.
Vigoda = tickles clit with his ear hair
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:44:09 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ykn7sc8
The audience seemed a tad apprehensive when Carradine came up...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:44:22 CST

//
Natasha Richardson DESERVES more applause than Michael Jackson
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:01 CST

Yeah, the James Taylor thing ruined it. Next time, Soundgarden does Sabbath's Into The Void!
James is fine...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:03 CST

....just miscast for that and not a good song for his range and style. It would have bee fun if they'd played "fire and rain"....and during the chorus, when he sings the word "fire", show some actor in hell. Touching...and morbidly amusing.
Just saw
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:08 CST

Just saw a photo of Monique there...looks like a giant blueberry. Was there some kind of rule for the cast of Precious that you have to be morbidly obese or something?
How do you applaud with both hands tied behind your back and a rope around your neck
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:23 CST

?
Blanca is an asshole
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:37 CST

He always gave me a hard time. Chun Li did too sometimes.
So how is this Oscar thing going?
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:45:58 CST

Well I hope?
Sam Worthington wearing douchebag glasses...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:46:27 CST

....actually I own those, too. FUCK.
James Horner being nominated is easily the biggest gisgrace of the night...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:46:32 CST

everyone can at least agree on that right??
Oh god
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:46:43 CST

it's the dancers....
Dance dance dance
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:15 CST

prance prance prance-
they are dancing magically Xi-you should be here!>
Sherlock deserves it for score....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:25 CST

...its solid. Hurt Locker's fucking score?! uhhh...there was like 3 mins of ambient shit. Ridiculous.
Now it's all mystical...
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:44 CST

...
BCE - wear those to bed
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:45 CST

please...
Slayer
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:48 CST

Tom Araya should have sang the tribute to Death. Maybe "World Painted Blood" or something.
*disgrace...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:47:49 CST

my spelling isn't helping me tonight.
Kevin Smith is doing a neo cKarate maneouver
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:37 CST

...i'm crying and typing at same time!!!
Did I hear SLAYER
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:41 CST

Fuck yes...
If Avatar wins it this year that's it for me...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:50 CST

I'm serious.
this shit gettin gay now time to pass out
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:57 CST

i cant even beat adog drinking these dyas should turn in my beer mig an shot glass
Do you suppose
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:58 CST

Do you suppose Death is plotting his 2010 at home by flinging darts at celeb photos on a dartboard?
THOINK "Yeah, she's gonna fucking get it." THOINK "Oooh yeah, about time for that fucking guy..." THOINK THOINK
I like this interpretive dance shit...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:48:58 CST

I keep saying it, because i'm continually reminded i'm about 34% fag....but thats cool.
PISSING IN A SINK DESBOOBS?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:49:20 CST

Jesus, give me something remotely romantic. I'm working on my divorce, getting over the woman of my dreams and pounding back bottles of alcohol that would make huner s Thompson ashamed. I'm not looking for internet crazy, I want Breakfast @ Tiffany's.
But now it's spring
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:49:23 CST

and all the rappers and cops are getting along, flowers are growing
sh..sh...SHAW!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:49:31 CST

We're the dancers!
now a guy is mackin' some prostitute he met on the street
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:50:00 CST

...
Danny, Desboobs drills dudes with a strap on
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:50:47 CST

Maybe if your nice she could do you too?
dude falls down some stairs
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:50:48 CST

The end
Is that really Desboobs?? Or at least a chick??The idea of HOD...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:51:14 CST

drunkenly propositioning a man is just too fucking sad.
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:51:14 CST

Blanca is a straight up dick. He bites scalps. Who does that? But hot damn he gets the job done.
I like how Chun Li's legs got thicker over the years. Well DONE PLAYED OUT CAPCOM
Interpretive dance
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:51:39 CST

of an interpretive movie. how does one perform the burning tree dance?
Now a bunch of atnically insensitive Canbadians and russians
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:51:53 CST

are recreating the floor routines from the Olympics to the tune of Ava something
Odo19
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:52:28 CST

sad and its real life.
Nice one P
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:52:35 CST

Buck Danders-Do it dude, do it!
Duff....Des senses my gay tendencies....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:52:47 CST

....which is why she keeps calling back.
UP2:UPINYA
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:53:14 CST

only on cable.
GIACCHINO -- talentless formulaic play it safe FUCKING HACK....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:53:37 CST

...holy shit....this is amazing. UP?!!! for fucking score?
What you did was a waste of time
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:53:50 CST

so was your speech
They gave that lying cocksucker Boal and Oscar?
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:54:20 CST

this shit is fucking bogus. Thanks you Academy you soulless fucking knobs.
Holding hands no less.
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:54:24 CST

...
I can't even count how man times I've had to wash my balls in a sink.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:54:40 CST

Or my strap on fucked ass in the tub.
The Hangover
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:55:00 CST

sucked-why is he on same stage holding hands with gerard Butler!
seriously...anything can happen from here on out...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:55:01 CST

...this is totally unpredictable.
Xiphos-
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:55:39 CST

avatard wins again!
The first award...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:56:04 CST

...Avatar actually deserved. No, seriously. Best cinematography? AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:56:06 CST

Well heres me being sweet. http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs212.snc1/7918_203309614936_777259936_3977645_5595149_n.jpg but we both know whats behind it. Just let me in. Ill be gentle, kinda.
Please
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:56:26 CST

just give james cameron a blow job on camera with an oscar stuck up his ass and be done with it.
avatar equals
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:56:32 CST

blue tinted sunglasses-fucking avatar-is that some kind of rare tropical fruit?
Oh Christ..will thsi bearded fuck shut his fucking yap...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:56:32 CST

this is making me sick.
Hey DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:57:10 CST

you still got those nudes I sent you?
Jason
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:57:14 CST

where's the bunny suit?
its been two hours and now im bored with George Clooney
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:57:56 CST

..
will the first african american bring home the prize?
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:59:00 CST

news after the all new hyndai sinata
Am I the only person...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:59:09 CST

...who never saw Arrested Development and couldn't give a slap happy fuck?
If Lee Daniels wins I will have a smile on my face for the rest of the week....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 22:59:39 CST

just the idea of the guy who directed Shadow Boxer beating out Cameron is doing it already. Seriously this is the most of smiled in 6 months.
Between Avatard abd THL
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:00:13 CST

It shows the academy voters are a bunch of past eating retards.
Des, are you guys doing another bulge contest?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:00:45 CST

I took a pic this morning for your consideration....
http://tinyurl.com/y932b63
BASEMENT CHEETOH
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:01:16 CST

yes and GOB is my husband.
THESE AWARDS SUCK
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:01:24 CST

If DESBOOBS would let me cook her breakfast tomorrow, maybe this jockstrap of an awards would be worthwhile. Otherwise, I'm walking up to the store to get more wine and not die drunk gulping it on the way back.
Des, ssssshhhhhh.....my other 2 internet girlfriends are reading.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:01:30 CST

...
Xiphos I know why Danny hated THL but why do you??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:01:34 CST

I'm interested in hearing your thoughts.
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:02:40 CST

thats not a bulge, thats my tent.
yes we are doing a new one. whose going to participate? I just wanna look at dicks.
They eatin' croissants Xi
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:03:26 CST

and eating caviar
Never seen The Cove but that little snippet did the trick.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:03:30 CST

Drunk and angry.
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:03:53 CST

I like my eggs sunny side up and look outside, I have whiskey.
Mmmm
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:04:01 CST

....assembly line chicken. Thanks Food Inc.! Now I want a two piece and a bisquit!
Half hour HOD
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:04:03 CST

it can wait
Nice the Cove looked brutal
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:04:46 CST

I can't handle it when smurfs die
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:04:46 CST

jk, but no really look outside.
Nudes? Did I hear nudes?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:05:15 CST

WHERE
Fisher Stevens produced The Cove??
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:05:41 CST

Not sure if that's a step up or down from Short Circuit.
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:05:45 CST

then tell those bitches I got more and I will send. DONT MAKE ME SEND, IM CARAZY.
Every time I see FIsher Stevens...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:06:02 CST

....I imagine when Michelle Pfeiffer was riding his root and I want to go fetal in a corner and suck my fucking thumb. Or Michelle's.
Scary Fat Black Woman Alert
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:06:28 CST

.
Photos
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:06:38 CST

If we're taking photos of our Professional Members for Des, should we embiggen them first? You want them inflated, right?
we need a motherfucking closeup!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:06:40 CST

Closeup!
noodz
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:07:16 CST

srsly. Am I the only girl here? I swore there was a penelope somewhere.
Back to the awards, oh no this guy's movies used to play in the rehab.
close up noodz
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:07:53 CST

tsk tsk.
BUTT HURT LOCKER
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:07:57 CST

ha ha
ODO
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:08:02 CST

Mark Boals is a lying fucking douche bag hack, which isn't surprising, since he's a reporter and they can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. The shitty movie is just about the LEAST fucking realistic war movie ever made. they got nearly everything wrong. Delta Farce is more realistic
It's Persephone
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:08:04 CST

And yes, I'm Basement Cheetoh Eater's g/f (and a real chick)
this is actually depressing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:08:18 CST

....first Des on the fucking rag-- now this....fuck.
Oh the nudes are of Man-Dick?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:08:26 CST

Thanks/no thanks
bulges
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:08:37 CST

i would like to have them. send pictures please.
Crosiants are for the French
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:18 CST

thus they are for LOSERS.
Keanu's on!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:19 CST

"Woah"."
Oh Keanu...finally a real movie star.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:25 CST

...
persephone
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:32 CST

hell yeah. vaginas unite.. or something like that.
For Matrix 3 sucked bad
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:41 CST

and now that i think about it-why didn't my matrix 3 movie win?1?
WYLD STALLYNS!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:41 CST

Fuck. Yes.
I have seen such things!
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:44 CST

And Keanu presenting is now among those
Wow...well I didn't dig the movie for other reasons...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:09:53 CST

and since I've never been in the service I wouldn't know whether it was accurate or not. Actually a lot of people I know keep talking about how realistic it was. I guess they're full of shit.
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:10:14 CST

i dont get on the period.
I already sent you a pic of my junk
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:10:40 CST

It's the one that just looks really ordinary
OMG-its almost over
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:10:45 CST

I better go smoke a ciggie.
Woohoo Des!
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:10:58 CST

!!
keanu is beautiful
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:11:36 CST

he can be a deaf mute for all I care, I would let that man ruin my life.
Sure
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:12:28 CST

as long as he didn't speak. Ever.
So who won what?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:12:40 CST

I don't have the TV on, and I can't reach the remote because one hand is typing and the other is grounding electricity on my beef staff.
Keanu is pretty beautiful in A Walk In The Clouds....FUCK!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:12:44 CST

I did again.
gay
I dunno...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:13:25 CST

That cum-catcher Keanu calls a beard needs some grooming.
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:13:35 CST

send to desiraygun@gmail.com. you prob sent it to my gf at our email and we both looked at your ordinary junk. Chances are I didnt get it.
SO FAR THESE AWARDS SUCK
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:14:27 CST

And DESBOOBS I'm looking outside the window right now and all I see is a void sucking black hole. And Since I know that's not you, it means you're at the wrong place. Go two doors down and the key is under the mat. The sheets just came out of the dryer and I'm whisking the hollandaise sauce for eggs benedict in the morning.
just got another email from Brother KOUTCHBOOM...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:14:43 CST

"Seriously who gives a fuck about some women director making some box office failure??? We need to be celebrating the director of Alvin and the Chipmunks 2!!!! The highest grossing female director in United States of America box office History!!!!!!!!!!!"
persephone and danny
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:14:54 CST

Walk in the clouds is the only movie where he was allowed dialogue.
Don't worry Danny, you did good.
A prayer
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:15:14 CST

Was there even an opening prayer to His Lord Majesty? Anything? No mention of Hurlbut? Or butt hurling?
"We pray during these awards, at which we stroke each other's members and tongue each other's rectums, that his Lord Majesty Bale Preston watches over us, and smiles upon us, and puts in a good word for each of us with Death, that his mighty scythe not cut us down in 2010..."
So females really do like looking at dick?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:15:40 CST

I knew they'd been lying to me all these years.
hollandaise sauce....I used to call my cum that too.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:15:53 CST

neat!
Avatard
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:16:21 CST

Did Avatard win the "Attracted a Paying Audience like a Steaming Turd Draws Flies Award?"
White Ribbon will win
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:17:00 CST

duh
A PROPHET! MOVIE OF THE YEAR FOLKS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:17:08 CST

FUCK THE OSCARS.
in my experience...females like looking at dick....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:17:19 CST

...but they get bored of touching it after about 3 minutes. Fuck this...Des, I can be there in 35... use my face as a fucking saddle.
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:17:29 CST

Yeah I know, I'm not out the window, I just wanted you to look.
I hope your pillows are silk. I also like mimosas and fresh bath waiting for me.
Cokey McFrankentineHead actually manages not to talk
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:17:36 CST

Don't cry for me...argentina
Movie of the Year = FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:18:23 CST

.
Argentina...hhhhmmmm.....EVITA....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:18:57 CST

...now there's a film. Love that shit.
FUCK!!! Did it again...
gay
Danny's one true luuuuvvvv
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:19:28 CST

Bates!
Kathy was so hot in..
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:19:45 CST

....About Shmidt. Mmmmmm. Cobble me, lusty milf mama.
Danny you last 3 minutes?
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:19:54 CST

I call shenanigans on that.
DANNY
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:19:59 CST

dont tell HOD.
Y'know, blue cunt is better than none at all.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:20:28 CST

.
Ha Ha-Those tails are sexual organs
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:20:31 CST

It's like the Cove2: More Blood!
AVATAR promo = FUCKING EPIC
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:20:51 CST

its true...NOTHING ELSE FUCKING MATTERS
YAY WHISKEY! YAY UP IT'S ASS.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:21:00 CST

.
if she's handsome on the eyes I can pop in a minute flat...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:21:50 CST

....the rest of the time I like her to swirl her town gently around my limpening dick-hole.
Fuck. All this talk of females looking at dick and using faces as saddles
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:22:00 CST

has got me in the mood. Desboobs, is it cool if I rub one out to your QFAD? I mean, I'm pretty sure HOD and Lord Bronco have already done it...
Kathy Bates should win best picture
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:22:12 CST

Id watch her over and over again. Kathy fucking Bates
What the fuck? no Terminator IV?!?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:22:33 CST

It had Sam Worthington in it!
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:23:27 CST

not at all. Just dont get it on my face.
I want to know who got Osacr for best catering service production?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:00 CST

Whatever...
ya know that piece of shit Hurt Locker can go ahead and take it all....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:08 CST

...Cameron will be sad tonight, tomorrow morning he'll wake check his account balance and all will be well. God it must feel amazing knowing you can buy and destroy your ex-wive's career in heartbeat.
LORDBRONCO:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:24 CST

haha that movie
ex-wife....singular...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:43 CST

FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Goddam-more shitty montages
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:49 CST

than the fucking olympics...
Invictus...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:24:51 CST

I'm sorry but that was the weakest bit of Oscar bait. A purely political pick. The film itself was surprisingly tepid and weak.
It's the Film Actors Guild 2010
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:25:17 CST

Nice!
Boobs
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:25:18 CST

Thanks, but that Kathy Bates mention killed it for me.
you know whats weird, Shankman directed this year's awards....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:25:18 CST

.....but there are like no fucking musical numbers....what gives? We need jackman back.
MMM Colin Farrell
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:25:24 CST

i love me some drunk irishmen
Tales of makeup
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:25:41 CST

Thank god for actors.
Ms Pheiffer vs Diane Lane
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:26:14 CST

go!
TRON 2 Promo
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:26:16 CST

Fuck yeah!
Diane Lane.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:21 CST

PERIOD.
Meet his new mullet!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:23 CST

You'll think again!
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:25 CST

thats cool, my vagina will trek on.
Diane Lane
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:31 CST

Pheiffer looks like she'd fucking kill me....after
Persephone wait......are you gay too?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:48 CST

Or is your Navajo name, 'walks-with-a-cunt'?
I hope Bigelow wins for that POS
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:50 CST

Then I hope she walks over to that cocksucker Cameron and bashes his fucking skull in with the award while yelling at him "THIS FOR EVERY SINGLE BEATING YOU THREW ON ME WHILE MARRIED"
Pfeiffer
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:27:57 CST

BUT with the caveat that Diane Lane earns mad points for beating up her husband for giggles in a drunken rage. Gotta love that
actors shouldnt write theri own lines
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:28:14 CST

michele tyold a stupid story about capiliaries making a great actor? fuck
Jesus Christ, now that was a long closeup!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:28:15 CST

so important to world peace.
It won't trek on
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:28:55 CST

if you let Kathy Bates in there. She's a very wide person
id let Michelle Pfeiffer rule my dangerous mind
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:00 CST

see wut I did ther?
Danny - I'm not gay
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:07 CST

And yes, that would be a good Navajo name for me ;-)
and that time he plied me with wine coolers, and welll....
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:19 CST

a lady doesn't speak about such things.
Unless she's a whore.
we should probably change this fucking place to 'aint it gay news'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:20 CST

which would basically be 'aint it renner news'
http://tinyurl.com/nl4w4v
DESBOOBS
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:35 CST

Not only are my pillows ridiculously silk and my mimosas fabulously bubbly, I make 3 egg, 4 cheese omelets that brought Jesus down off the cross. I don't expect to resurrect your faith in love, but you will be my Lazarus when I go down on you and cure your vaginal boredom.
Fuck Freeman...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:48 CST

....one of his weakest roles ever. He dropped his accent about every 30 seconds.
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:29:55 CST

why you gotta let Kathy get between us? I thought we had something.
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:30:00 CST

whoo-that was close...
Why would Freeman take the call
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:30:38 CST

when he hates whitey?
oh yeah, SWAT
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:30:51 CST

never saw it.
spooning
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:31:27 CST

on AIGN....
Guys, hands off of cocks now!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:05 CST

This is your last warning!
Man Des, I made the Bates comment
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:17 CST

HOD is the one you want to fuck, not me.
wow....that was awesome....AFTER Renner inspires AIGN....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:32 CST

...Colin admits to butt-fucking him.
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:33 CST

youre going to eat me out like Jesus? Im into it. Religion and sex makes me hot.
Renner's 20-1 he not gonna win
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:37 CST

...
Just watch...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:32:41 CST

...Sam Mendes will storm the stage, hit his wife in the throat then make her star in something where she's disenfranchised and hating her marriage.
Ooohh shocker
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:33:04 CST

pft
smoke break
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:33:29 CST

...
Fuck now I have to watch Crazy Heart....
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:33:45 CST

how boozed up do you think Beau Bridges is right now?
The dude abides
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:34:08 CST

and cries through his acceptance speech. Very un-Dude like
Ifluffed:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:34:19 CST

I thought he claimed it. ~Wuts up?~
This reminds me of the great SNL moment...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:35:14 CST

....where Beau and Jeff got into a fight with the ghost of their dad egging them on to fight for his love. FUCKING CLASSIC.
Desboobs my dear
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:35:50 CST

The only thing coming between us is the cookies and dough ice cream I'm feeding you with one hand and the flowers with the other.
HOD claimed you DesVag?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:35:59 CST

What are you saying to me?
jeff bridges
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:36:02 CST

the dude.
OMG-is he still rambling?
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:36:45 CST

...
HOD and Ifluffed
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:37:10 CST

time for an internet fight.
hey guys
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:37:53 CST

the oscars, theyre on.
Not for me they're not
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:39:12 CST

And HOD wins. I already have enough people on here who want to see me dead.
When did McDonald's become...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:40:10 CST

...the preferred dining locale for hispanics? "I'd like a Gordita with extra cheese, a chocolate shake and a large fry".
I thought that latin mcDonalds was a cali thing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:40:42 CST

....thats international?! Weird.
Who want's to see you dead Duff?
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:40:48 CST

You seem alright to me you've banged twat at San Diego State.
McDonalds
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:41:52 CST

has burritos an nobody believed me. Maybe cause its most in a hispanic neighborhood and mexicans eat tortillas 24/7
Latin McDonalds
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:42:17 CST

is all over Northern Virginia, which might as well be a new province of Mexico like cali
Helen Mirren..
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:42:25 CST

Caligula. Excalibur. YES.
Hearing Oprah like Precious' gravy covered ass...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:42:34 CST

...is gonna make me puke in my mouth. And remember folks as Mo keeps saying in interviews Precious was a 'Tiny low budget independent film' and it was apparently a huge challenge to get out in the public radar.....uhhhh Oprah is your executive producer. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may be the guy who gets Photoshoped out f pictures
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:42:40 CST

But at least Desboobs recognizes I'll spend 3 hours going down on a chick before I consider my own libido. If blasting it into the sheets while the woman curls her toes is what brings her heaven, then I'll turn water into wine all day long.
Conti for one
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:42:47 CST

I told him I thought MMA wasn't all that. I know one day that guy's gonna come up behind me and put me in The Guard...or The Mount. Whatever they call it.
It's not just Mexicans who eat tortillas 24/7
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:44:32 CST

I do it too
Oprah Winfrey punchs you guys in da snoot!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:44:41 CST

...
they act like its some triumph Gabourey got the Precious role....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:45:27 CST

....uhhhhh how much competition was there for the real?! Seriously....they probably saw like 10 other orcas. Pretty slim odds (ironicly)
And the winner for Best Actress goes to...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:45:38 CST

.....Jeremy Renner!
My god I hate Oprah
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:45:40 CST

and this is neither a brave nor bold film. where do you go as an actor when you can't say "I get raped in my next film" because it's already happened in your only film?
No shit mirren-looks...really...fucking good
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:45:56 CST

And she's like older than christopher lee.
Must be all of the groupie jism she has imbibed over the years...>
HOD
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:46:28 CST

3 hours? Get out.
Stanley's chin-puke..
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:46:39 CST

...is helping me tell him apart from Peter Sarsgaard.
hey yeah, i worked with this cheekie named streep-she was alright
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:46:48 CST

..but whatever, it was a gig.
Evening gents, and Lady...ain't watchin..does it suck as usual?
Conspiracy says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:47:29 CST

Much prefer reading your comments without watching...like old school play by play...but with more colorful language.
Wait, Sean Penn
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:47:39 CST

isn't carrying guns in 3rd world countries like New Orleans?
Sean...Penn..I'm a F.A.G.
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:47:43 CST

--Matt Damon!
persephone:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:47:43 CST

Oprah needs to go. Wide face go homez.
Can we talk about Helen Mirren?
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:48:03 CST

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2008/09/mirren-swimsuit.jpg
Des - I really HATE
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:48:20 CST

Oprah - she's a complete fraud on every level.
Who's Meryl Streep?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:48:29 CST

Is she new? What's she in?
Carey Mulligan --- I WANT YOU BAREBACK!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:48:31 CST

...
BASEMENT CHEETOH
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:49:10 CST

OH HALE NAW
whoa.....Sandra gives the 'fuck you' snub to Meryl...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:49:20 CST

RESPECT!!
sandy ballsack wins 4 playing sarah palin
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:49:21 CST

Fuck that-I guess congratulations 4 demolition man, but fucks sake, she sleeps with a skeez
If she thanks Jesse James I'm going to puke...
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:50:05 CST

//
is that Buster Poindexter sitting behind Mirren on the right?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:50:23 CST

HOT HOT HOT!!
Two things I know about the tonights Oscars...
Conspiracy says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:50:34 CST

The Brazilian and Mexican Valets down at the parking garage La Cienega are going to get stiffed by these tools.
LAPD have already assigned a detective to the expected Cameron domestic abuse care...just in case the fuck doesn't win.
Demolition Man....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:51:02 CST

...fine fine work. And Wesley Snipes with a blonde do. Plus Stallone knitting. Respect.
SOMEONE SEND ME A LINK TO BUST A NUT TO
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:51:13 CST

It's late, these Oscars have dragged on far too long, and des nuts have an inventory that needs to be displaced.
Someones in the doghouse!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:51:26 CST

who? who? who? who?
persephone:
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:51:33 CST

Oprah (minus paternity shows, he had good topics and he married the top notch asian and still looks hot for an old guy)
What....Des has nuts?!! COOL!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:09 CST

.....speaking of nuts, where the fuck is the Colonel?
I just want to tell you all good luck.
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:24 CST

We're all counting on you.
Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:28 CST

...starring in "The Box".
Thanks for making me puke all over my lap you CUNT!!!
Odo19 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:33 CST

Jesse looks like a fucking retard in a suit btw.
WTF
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:34 CST

Maury was supposed to be in that comment. God damn html.
Fuck
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:52:49 CST

...weak, I'm not watching demolition man 2
Babs should go up to the mic and say SHUT THE FUCK UP
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:53:08 CST

....
Ba ba Wa Wa
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:53:15 CST

Let's do this shit!
i have balls
desboobs says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:53:27 CST

.
What are the odds Jesse James...
Conspiracy says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:17 CST

uses the Oscar for some seriously un-girl next door like activities? Seems the kind of faux tough guy that needs some help in the sack to make up for his shortcomings.
The more ink...the smaller the cock.
Mark Boal=Jason Reitman
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:33 CST

..high-fives Xi!
hahah Maury
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:41 CST

isn't bad - but he's toeing the line of Jerry Springer. Nt that I mind, there's sometimes a pony inside the pile of shite
why babs unles she s giving it to a woman
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:54 CST

just like sofia lauren gave it to that italian dyuded - geez could they be a bit more transpatent
Desboobs
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:55 CST

My record is 3 hours going down and 3 hours of sex. So that was 6 hours total. And yes, that was an unusual night. But it's one I think of fondly. I hope to get the chance to repeat it someday.
Is this shit over yet?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:54:57 CST

I GOT STUFF TO DO
The fucking foo fighter dad says I'm all about nepotism
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:55:18 CST

...!
I just want to tell you all good luck
Continentalop says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:55:55 CST

We're all counting on you.
Is it me or is Kathryn Bigelow
Persephone says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:55:58 CST

looking very much like Liz Hurley?
ha ha Butt hurt Locker!
LordBronco says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:56:07 CST

Cumon Preciuos director, we have a black president, just give it some time!
Conspiracy it's a push
Xiphos says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:56:21 CST

literally.
PUNCH HER JAMES!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:56:45 CST

PUNCH HER!
eating cunt for 3 hours? I don't believe it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:57:32 CST

....i'm sorry...i don't
THERE IT IS AGAIN
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:58:08 CST

CONTI, WHAT THE FUCK?
THL...No Surprise...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:59:15 CST

DISTRICT 9 AND I SAY FUCK YOU!
I'm thinking Jesse and Jimmy would make a great team..
Conspiracy says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:59:31 CST

If JC shows up with a big blue cat inked on his arm...you know who he is trading "trade" secrets with. Wife beaters...more than just a style statement in Hollywood.
Never eaten cunt for 3 hours?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Sun 07 Mar 2010 23:59:48 CST

Your loss Mr. Dickblood. It's a thing of fucking beauty.
At least Cokey didn't win
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:00:28 CST

nor cameron so I guess there is a god.
Duff you're starting to scare me...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:00:57 CST

you have seen Airplane right?
Poor Rietman trying to put on a brave face. Cunt.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:00:57 CST

Y'know, I liked Hurt Locker but I still don't get it. It was agood action movie, nothing more.
Goodnight chaps, time to pass out.
Haha is Xiphos hanging himself yet?
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:01:19 CST

//
I would go for 3 hours if I got the chance
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:01:20 CST

They always want to fuck after 3 minutes. I guess I should say: DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M EATING
HURT LOCKER?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:01:44 CST

What the fuck? Was the last few minutes just fucking rapid fire? Thats it? FUCK
PUNCH HER JAMES!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:01:56 CST

PUNCH HER!
No no no. This is different
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:02:26 CST

I think he's trying to tell us something. This is a distress signal
Ya Tom Hanks kind of flew through it...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:02:57 CST

...but in a way, I'm glad. This was humorless, largely predictable and somewhat insufferable.
Ha Ha BUTT HURT LOCKER
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:03:06 CST

-damn-i missed the end because Spartacus Blood And Sandals came on! LOLs!
Danny, Gotta say I believe HOD
Conspiracy says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:03:15 CST

I once had a girlfriend, her "kissing" female cousin and her best friend show up at 2am at my Apt...all fucked up on extasy after a night at the clubs. Trust me dude...That which does not kill you really does make you stronger; professionals find that inner strength.
It depends on the girl but I could definitely eat a chick out that long...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:03:16 CST

I wnt an hour and a half once but that bitch was almost frigid.
i made it
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:03:26 CST

but rufus is still drinking so i will have to keep drinking cause he ant peeing ony me tonight
Oh and I had braces so I had to be ever so careful...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:03:50 CST

didn't want to scratch something.
Why would I hang myself over a shitty movie?
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:04:02 CST

That seems just a bit extreme.
HOD
desboobs says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:05:03 CST

im buying it. Im feeling the tingle
alright for all the ladies who showed up tonight.
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:05:07 CST

I tell you to go to grooveshark, look up Ween, and play "Blue Balloon".
Well, that was a fistback! See you all tomorrow!
Thank you toledo, we love youuuu!
Good Night!
So Hurt Locker wins it all?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:05:21 CST

Really?
I'd hate to be the driver that is taking JC home...
Conspiracy says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:06:02 CST

it'll take a week to wash the blood and hair out of the back.
the results are up above in red....WOW. FUCKED NIGHT.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:06:31 CST

Weird.
Eating cunt should have won best picture
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:06:50 CST

If you don't believe me, send Desboobs and a camera crew over right now and I'll give you an award winner.
It is Hollywood Danny...
Conspiracy says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:07:18 CST

The Bentley dealer will be busy for a few weeks with Academy Voters...
brb
desboobs says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:08:50 CST

HOD is eating my snatch, watching Maury, snackin on a PB & J
By the way...Guess that "secret" campaign
Conspiracy says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:08:53 CST

from the Hurt Locker producer was worth the slap on the wrist.
Huh
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:10:27 CST

That's all I can say.
If HOD is eating your snatch, you won't brb
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:11:31 CST

for the next 3 hours.
yeah-- the bad mouthing of other nominees paid off.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:11:33 CST

yaaaaaaay for smear campaigns!!
I am?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:12:36 CST

Jesus Desboobs, why don't you send a memo to my mouth. Right now it's mistakenly eating Doritos, not your slice of maritime glory.
Fuck it.
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:12:36 CST

Fuck it ALL
Its funny people have bitched about films no one saw winning in the past.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:13:34 CST

....why didn't they say shit about Hurt Locker? It made 14 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS domestic. Everyone i know who has seen it saw it for free....so uhhhhhh.....
In my mind...District 9 won...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:15:32 CST

...the producer walked up on the stage..and lo and behold it was actually the guy who played the Nigerian druglord. He goes up to accept, looks at the crowd and shouts "I'M GOING TO EAT THAT FUCKING ARM!". This really should have been the way it went down.
OH MY GOD...HILARIOUS...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:17:15 CST

Greatest line delivery of all time: I WANT THAT FUCKING ARM!!
I got a feeling that producer...
Conspiracy says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:19:05 CST

was paid damned good and well to fire off that email. The Oscars have always been a shady affair...that will never change.
The REAL winners tonight? Los Angeles fine purveyors of Peruvian Party Powder for the after show parties.
Bab Walters and MoNique?
desboobs says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:19:53 CST

lets see the leg hair.
THANKS FOR COMING OUT EVERYONE
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:20:38 CST

Now that it's over what am I going to do? Oh that;s right. Beat off into a Kleenex and fall asleep on the couch to Sportscenter.
Too much fucking alcohol.
Have you seen Precious, Des?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:20:46 CST

Mo sports some bad ass arm-pit hair!!
DANNY
desboobs says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:22:17 CST

the scene with her dancing in her living room = oscarworthy.
whoa....MO is on Barbara Walters.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:22:20 CST

...talking about how she doesn't see her husband fucking outside the marriage as a big deal. She says its open. I fucking hate those weirdos.
the question is....who would wanna fuck Mo?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:26:14 CST

...
I feel like Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:32:31 CST

....now I'm in a car by myself uh uh uh uh uhhhhh talking to myself....
did anyone ever think Glenn Close was hot?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:33:45 CST

really...
Glenn Close has her moments
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:34:51 CST

but they are few and far between.
REALLY?!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:38:02 CST

Jesus....I'd rather fuck the boiling rabbit.
it's just moments
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:40:43 CST

she was on The Shield a few years ago and she looked alright at times.
Fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:44:31 CST

NOW its fucking working. Fuck this noise.
You notice that Foreign movie winner
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:48:33 CST

Gave a wink wink hows your mum look to Fat Wienstien???? Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahaha I don't think any one fucking guessed the Oscars after The White Ribbon losing.
I'm still here....watching Barbara's special with dick in hand.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:51:25 CST

.....
ya know as far as oscar baiting war films go....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 00:57:38 CST

....its pretty bizarre that Hurt Locker wins Best Pic while Saving Private Ryan doesnt....hhhhmmmmmm....
You are a good man Danny
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:00:43 CST

For not liking The Hurt Locker. you are engaging in the Lords work.
I appreciate that it had no political agenda....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:05:04 CST

....but it had nothing to say about absolutely anything. There is no growth, no arc, absolutely nothing. And it felt cheap and forced the whole movie plays it so neutral and then ends with pretty much a recruiting commercial. A strange end to that thing....I would really like to hear in depth, why Bronco loves it so much.
No political agenda is BS
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:09:46 CST

Mark Boals is fucking cunt liar of epic proportions even by Hollywood standards.
Yeah Mark Boals is already lined up
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:11:33 CST

To write the Captain America movie.
well maybe he had his own agenda....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:11:48 CST

....I'm saying outwardly on screen what comes across, it was just flat and neutral. It really didn't make me think one way or the other about the profession or war or anything...until the end when all of a sudden its a recruiter commercial. Where the fuck was the KID ROCK?!! CITIZEN SOLDIER!!!!
Yeah I agree about The Hurt Locker
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:13:18 CST

When it first came out, they couldn't give a fuck about awards. Seeing as that its over a year old.
my god...fucking precious makes oprah look like ally mcbeal...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:13:44 CST

DAYUUUUUUUUUM
but no shit.....this almost made me sign up...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:15:30 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHzSBEVbXtM
in the words of shia...NO NO NO NO NO NO
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:18:34 CST

Jaime Foxx is at the Oscar after-parties with Stacey fucking Dash?!!! FUUUUUUUCK
That video made you want to become
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:18:45 CST

A NASCAR driver?
I know...whats up with that...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:19:25 CST

I dont really get the connection
The Army sponsers a car
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:21:19 CST

I think that is the connection.
Or maybe its the Army National Guard
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:22:20 CST

not sure exactly though I don't watch NASCAR.
now THIS is TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:23:31 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTmSJDyav-A
That video had a lot of yelling
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:27:13 CST

a whole lot.
Really you fucking kidding me
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:32:02 CST

Iron man 2 is going to be the same thing as Iron Man 1. Iron Man things VS. Iron man things...fucking LAME!!!
the FUCK YOU at 1:13 is epic.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:32:45 CST

...
hey so uhhhhh, what happened to HOD?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:33:39 CST

....
That was an epic fuck you agreed
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:35:52 CST

Also the stalwart hero knows how to smack a bitch up and look good in woodland make up.
Good night boys
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:37:39 CST

it's well past 1 am for me. It was fun thank you everybody.
OH MY GOD.....Puff Daddy on ABC after party coverage....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:39:04 CST

...they asked him what moments of the show stood out, he says 'the female director, I don't remember her name winning for da hurt locker'
oh correction, he said 'I don't remember the young lady's name....'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:39:29 CST

....
the way he acted like he had no fucking idea where he was when he said it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:40:00 CST

...hilarious
VIYA CON CUNT Brother Xiphos.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:40:16 CST

...
VAYA..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:40:42 CST

Fuck!!!
Wow. New Iron Man 2 trailer -- WEAK AS FUCK.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:51:11 CST

and alternately, check out the ball busting impact in those fancy new Clash tv spots......
You know that CSI: Miami directed by
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:54:40 CST

Rob Zombie kind of sucked as well.
Soooo worst Oscars
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:56:54 CST

Of the bast decade??? And their were a lot of fucking bad Oscars.
QUIET, ALL OF YOU.
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:57:29 CST

They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock.
Did you see the QT one years ago?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:57:54 CST

I didn't either, but I did enjoy the video 'We All Scream For Ass Cream With Lanny Barbie & Ariana Jolee' on pornhub a few mins ago. Bless those girls, they're so....generous.
Whats funny is that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:57:55 CST

It didn't seem like even the Oscars even gave a shot to any other movie that was nominated for Best Movie. Just the way that Tom Hanks came out there and fucked the nominations.
yeah, what was up with that?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 01:59:13 CST

I was just cracking open another Miller Lite and having a laugh with my dear mother when the fucker rapid fire announces it...wait, what?!
BOB PECK -- OWNS THE MIAMI ASS
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:00:09 CST

http://www.auto-graphs.co.uk/imdb/images/bob_peck.jpg
the Baldwin/Martin thing was fucking pathetic....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:02:59 CST

...they were on stage for what like 10 fucking minutes? I think they had 2 lines that actually worked......makes me think back on the WGA strike when the were saying 'who will write the oscars?!' hahaha...fuck u.
I just heard them say Bridges gained 25 pounds for Crazy Heart.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:04:56 CST

....uhhhh....so did he gain all that weight for the role like 10 years ago? Cause he was a fat ass for awhile.
so how does the 3D tv shit work...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:08:46 CST

...and does it involve porn?
Fuuuuuck
VowelMovement says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:13:37 CST

Childs Play 2 is better than the Hurt Locker. FACT! This was the year that Where the Wild Things Are, Moon, The Informant! and Knowing got fucked over.
I've always appreciated your championing of WTWTA.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:15:29 CST

.....I mean, I know its a fucking mortal sin, but it seems most have forgotten the name of my darling Eggers.
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:19:47 CST

Wolverine put fucking Baldwin and whats his fuck to shame. Seriously I think Alec should've just done it himself... or that fucking child actor guy. He would've been ok. They didn't even fucking introduce presenters. They made Rickey Gervas look like he works hard from whatever he just hosted??? Golden Globes.
yeah last year's musical numbers, set changes and solid hosting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:22:40 CST

...fucking killed. That number Jackman did with Anne Hathaway was awesome, better than this whole fucking show tonight.
hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:24:29 CST

The AVPR directors worked on 300. BONER!
Ehhh I'm just gonna drink till start time tomorrow morning.
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:27:44 CST

Like I think with The Hurt Locker winning its just sooooo fucking MOOT. Like at least if Avatar won people would be happy, or if ANYTHING ELSE won it would've been WHAT THE FUCK!!! HELL YEAH!!! BLIND SIDE RULES!!! at least. But Hurt Locker Winning at this point was almost just TOO fucking obvious. Like once The Hurt locker Got Best screen play for a (minus any military aspect) pretty fucking basic screenplay like nothing was remotely surprising with the thing, then won for some BS technical shit which may have taken a whole week to do over Avatars years of work and effort was complete bullshit, and was just all down hill from there.
I feel bad for Bridges winning in such a shitty year I almost wish Cloontang won.
I just want to tell you all good luck.
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:35:20 CST

We're all counting on you.
hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:38:32 CST

I'm watching a special about Doggiecam aka HOD's wet dream aka COM shot.
Eggers
VowelMovement says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:38:57 CST

Is the ultimate Eggars. No one can out Eggers Eggers. Fuck. I really don't understand why W.T.W.T.A wasn't at least nominated. These fucking awards shows are backwards for the most part. I would have taken just about anything over the Hurt Locker. I thought it was a good movie, but had it been directed by a man it wouldn't have got all this attention. And what was so great about the sound in that movie? Bullets? Been done, and better. Bombs going off? Been done, and better. It's a middle of the road action movie. Something strange is afoot at the circle K.
in that shootout with the Brits....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:44:22 CST

...in HL, I thought the gunfire sounded incredibly cheap. OH FUCCCCCCCCCCK;L
FUCK Barbara Walters
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:49:21 CST

Acting like she is too good know to have interviewed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bitch.
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:50:28 CST

Why wife hated Wild Things Are, but even she agrees that it should've won for best custom.
FUCK YES
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:54:06 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzlYl1KcbA
SERIOUSLY
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:55:07 CST

Bitch should be honored.
Wow the fucking turtles
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:56:27 CST

In the suits did the fucking voices? That's pretty amazing, not since the days of Yoda.
fuck yeah-- and remote controlled heads...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 02:58:56 CST

...lovely.
Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA Best Costumes nomines
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:01:05 CST

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Runaways trailer looks really good....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:02:31 CST

....but uhhhh-- if I had a daughter around that age, I'd be scared fuckless right about now. The image of Michael Shannon with his arms around their girls, as their sleaze manager is sorta....ewwww
Best Costume Design (1990)
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:04:22 CST

Winner:
* Cyrano de Bergerac (1990) - Franca Squarciapino
Other Nominees:
Avalon (1990) - Gloria Gresham
Dances with Wolves (1990) - Elsa Zamparelli
Dick Tracy (1990) - Milena Canonero
Hamlet (1990/I) - Maurizio Millenotti
SOOOO seems about right.
Cyrano....the guy with the dick nose?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:07:56 CST

hhhmmm....should've won BEST DICK NOSE. Runner up: Sir Gerard Depardieu
HAHAHAHA!! No shit-- Gerard Depardieu IS CYRANO in that fucking movie!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:12:46 CST

Hahaha....but traditionally the character has a dick nose, so he was truly born for that role!
Sweet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:21:04 CST

Top off tonight bullshit with a fine viewing experience of Ninja.
Fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:22:19 CST

The trailer for Bad LT. Shit... I STILL CAN'T put out my best of ought nine list until I see this thing.
And seriously
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:23:16 CST

Sly recounting the time he worked with Sandra on Demolition Man...fail.
people need to go back to seeing Sly as a big dumb fucking moron....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:29:29 CST

....Rocky Balboa was a fluke. Leave it at that and fucking retire.
and did you know there are actual americans still living....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:33:15 CST

...that haven't seen Cliffhanger? Thats equally amazing and disapointing to me.
Pete Doctor....I want to run his fucking head over with a monster truck.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:35:37 CST

...
I fell asleep
desboobs says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:45:01 CST

and apparently missed the turtles. OF COURSE.
this is pretty much the only guy that knew his shit with the oscars...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 03:54:36 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW6SrO72yCM
best post of the FB goes to HOD....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 04:21:35 CST

"I think I'd fuck Carell to fuck Fey. "
Good work, Professionals
Abominable Snowcone says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 07:58:05 CST

Nice job Fistbacking and updating the winners.
Still can't believe Avatard took best Cinematography. I didn't know you could win one of those for a largely-animated picture that rips of Roger Dean artwork. Ah, but at least Mrs. Ex-Cameron beat hubby overall.
That may literally have been...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:22:12 CST

...the most boring Oscars ever. The hosts seemed so deflated...like the organizers refused to let them cut loose (which is unfortunate since, for the most part, the whole affair is obsequious smug backslapping and so a little ridicule makes it palatable). They need to bring back Letterman so he can shit all over the Oscars again...or let Kurt Rsusell host. Both are reasonable alternatives.
And yer right...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:27:57 CST

...the new Iron Man 2 trailer does look kind of weak - they probably should have "one and done" that series and skate away with a cool profitable flick...not cash in again this fast with such a rushed film.
yeah its funny...everyone go so fucking hard over Iron Man...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:36:46 CST

...acting like that would be his permanent legacy, I bet after 2 and possibly 3 blow cock-- Sherlock will be looked back on as his beloved franchise, decades from now.
Ahahahahah you guys
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:44:04 CST

Read about the short subject documentary controversy?
Yeah yeah..I was just about to post this
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:46:23 CST

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/2010/03/07/music_by_prudence_burkett
At the time I thought I was just drunk and making shit up....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:46:49 CST

...when the hag rushed Milli.
If I was him, I would've punched her in the fucking grill.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:48:07 CST

....as soon as she rushed the mic. HAG.
I still don't believe any of these fucks up above....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:51:26 CST

...who claim they could eat twat for 3 fucking hours....the tongue would cramp up. Its just not possible. Maybe if you took 10 minute breaks and just lay with your face smashed in it like a bowl of warm potato salad, but not a constant tongue fuck for 3 hours....no way Jose!!
Pete Doctor
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:52:48 CST

hahaha I liked his speech. I think really since the same fucking 10 people have won over and over and over and once more over again this year that a lot of the speeches came out forced and have lost a lot of any real importance for the person winning. So it was nice of Pete to give sort of a motivational speech instead of thank everything he's thanked for the 500th time.
I mean seriously how many times do you have to tell Quintin Tarintino you love him before you just have a night of passionate nasty love making?
One of my favorite moments...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:55:13 CST

....the best actors being introduced. And Jeremy Renner's into was Colin Farrell talking about S.W.A.T. Man, fucking hilarious...that film was utter shit and was damn near gone from modern memory. Is that the best they could do? ("Well ummm...Jeremy once did SWAT!")
Yeah but with Doctor, what kinda female could fuck that Mac Tonight head?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:56:37 CST

Unless she has some retard fetish. Sick bitch.
Yeah, I was confused with the Purple blob rushing Milli.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:57:42 CST

I was like "did that really happen?"
Monday morning hangover = fucking brutal.
Yeah I thought they would've gone
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:58:01 CST

The 28 Weeks Later route, have Danny Boyle talk about him.
Yeah I met him at the priemere of 28 Weeks Later a movie I put my name on, he seemed like a nice bloke.
also..
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:58:36 CST

We both agreed that we are very trollish looking and probably shouldn't ever work together, because it would just creep out the rest of the cast and crew.
Well look at Renner's career.....its fucking worse than Precious'....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:59:00 CST

...
No one
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:59:28 CST

Eats minge for 3 hours, if you do... your doing it wrong.
Tarantino looked like he slept in his clothes.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 10:59:54 CST

Roger Avary's clothes.
Roger Avary's rape kit = black suit
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:00:48 CST

...
Is Renner just fucking short, or is Bigelow tall?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:01:50 CST

When he hugged her his forehead was tit-level with Bigelow.
exactly if a bitch has a pussy so numb...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:02:42 CST

....nothing fucking happens until 3 hours in, do you really wanna engage? That thing probably stinks like cat-food and is permanently fucking bruised....like Courtney Love's inner thighs.
Ya Danny Boyle would've been more credible
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:03:16 CST

When the best you can muster is "he was the nemesis of Hondo and Street", your career is seriously not the envy of the Hollywood masses.
Both. Renner was Elijah's midget double in LOTR trilogy.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:03:54 CST

...Bigelow was the inspiration for the long legged cunts in Avatar. Cameron has emphatically stated in interviews 'I love to fuck tall bitches from behind.'
The worst part of Tang-Dining is the skin flap under your tongue cracks.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:04:05 CST

Then your just spitting blood into the mush mush. I prefer period blood to my own, thank you.
or Brad Pitt
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:04:32 CST

...talking about his role in 'Assassination of Jesse James' which he was actually alright in.
and fuck-- that pathetic SWAT role is when I started hating him....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:04:40 CST

...he is painfully miscast.
I just emailed HOD...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:06:09 CST

...he's at the doctors for a 'pulled muscle'. No fucking joke. Perhaps he WAS eating cunt for 3 hours.
and for the 500th time
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:06:46 CST

Jeremy Renner is 39 years old already. I don't see him having Samuel Jackson style career luck at 40.
The Up In The Air shut-out really fucking surprises me.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:07:44 CST

.....no way in fucking hell was the Precious script better than theirs. It got the hype because of the performances, the dialogue itself was standard.
Maybe he pulled his "muscle"...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:09:13 CST

....while thinking about Desboobs and drinking a box of zinfandel?
Well, I pulled a muscle by abusing my fleshlight.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:09:27 CST

.
what kinda saddens me is all the false hope they inflate Precious with....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:10:11 CST

.....they did the same thing with J-Hud, but still she's a bit more...accessible. For every interviewer to tell Precious 'You have such an amazing career ahead of you, your life has changed forever....' Uhhh. Thats sorta mean. What roles can she possibly move onto? Unless she seriously takes Mo's place as 'Funny Fat Scary Black Woman' in every comedy for the next 10 years. But then what would Mo do? Because Latifah is still gonna get every role she wants.
Seriously the white ribbon
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:10:40 CST

Not winning Best foreign flick fucked over everyone's (who knows anything about movies) Oscar Ballot picks. You know all the winners this year are that dumb fat lady in the office who doesn't even fucking watch movies and just put money into the Oscar pool because she likes to do things with the office, and guessed on everything.
My fleshlight faceblast amateur video is up on RedTube.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:11:15 CST

You can try and figure out which one it is.
Well Danny
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:12:17 CST

She easy can work in the family buisness if acting doesn't work out.
http://www.insideedition.com/news/3992/gabourey-sidibes-mom-sings-in-the-subway.aspx
Yeah when Oprah said that shit I honestly felt sorry for the kid.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:12:18 CST

Basically, that's it for her.
I still love the tales of struggle getting Precious released
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:13:00 CST

...because, of course, a film with Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz in it...one that's produced by Oprah fucking Winfrey will have difficulty generating financing.
she can easily get work in
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:13:25 CST

balls, not really hungover because I just drank a lot last night and ended up with indigestion instead of drunk, now I'm just off and gassy today.
honestly Precious...I know you're reading this right now, so listen to me.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:14:50 CST

....don't believe the hype. Don't believe the things they are telling you. Stay tight with Oprah. She worships you at the moment and is keeping you close for awhile for self-promotion. As Wesley said: "USE IT." Get some sort of a fucking development or hosting deal through that bitch. Don't try to be an actor.
I still love the fact that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:15:45 CST

The Hurt Locker came out in 2008.
Or just write a back lying about your past...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:16:20 CST

...Oprah will put you on her show and book club.
Next years Oscars
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:17:17 CST

Are going to be fucking great. I mean lets face it last year was a bunch of fucking Syfy and genre flicks and the Oscar bait shit was very fucking lacking. So they latched on to some shit and ran with it.
This year we got like 20-30 awesome sword and sandle pics happening...the Oscars will actually be eventful and interesting.
I'm still pissed Cusak and Benny the Jet didn't win the Best Fight Oscar for Grosse Point Blank.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:17:20 CST

.
back=book
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:17:24 CST

fuck. Is everyone hungover?
Yeah-- I was gonna fucking puke watching the Spirit Awards....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:17:25 CST

Mo'Nique goes up there in aggressive tears again saying 'We were just a small low budget independent film....no one knew us...' As if it was some giant uphill battle to get exposure. Uhhhh Oprah pitched the film every day on her fucking show for months-- isn't the best fuckign marketing tool on the planet? Fucking farce to show up at the supposed 'independent' awards and brag about all you had to overcome to get this thing seen. Spit on my dick and SHIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
You know what we forgot to mention during the death montage last night?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:18:32 CST

SOMEONE HAD TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
I stayed up until 3 for some dumb fuck reason and my drunk wore off....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:18:38 CST

...so when I woke up 3 hours later I felt fine, just tired.
No need to watch next year's Oscars -- THE IRISHMAN (Best Picture)
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:19:37 CST

Hensleigh's got it in the bag. Val Kilmer Best Supporting Actor nom...
Grosse Point Blank
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:21:26 CST

I need to watch that again. After seeing the trailer looks like I'd like it. But I remember not being a big fan when I saw it.
Mike...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:22:06 CST

...how many of the 5 best pics I reviewed did you see?
Ohh wait fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:22:21 CST

Shutter Island is going to come in an sweep the awards my bad.
You know that thing is going to get noms.
Can we just say Centurion for best pic next year?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:24:15 CST

Mr. Fassbinder the statue is yours.
Yeah, with the 10 best pic noms I think Shutter is in....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:24:44 CST

....and technical. It will probably get 6 nominations.
Noel Clarke takes best supporting actor for Centurion.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:25:40 CST

...
a surprise upset over Val...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:26:15 CST

..
That would be fucking sweet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:27:01 CST

If all 10 noms were sword and sandle pics, and then maybe Toy Story 3. I bet then TS3 would probably get it.
You know I have a feeling if Inception is any good, its going to be an apology for The Dark Knight bullshit.
Ahh Centurion
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:27:16 CST

Olga...use your spear on me! No...wait. I will use my "spear" on you! FUCK. YES.
Best Director goes to Ridley for Robin...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:27:45 CST

...
Stunt
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:27:56 CST

Have you seen Hunger yet?? Fassbender alredy won his oscar.
oh what am I saying -- Scott Pilgrim will sweep the Oscars....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:28:48 CST

...its the 'NOTHING ELSE FUCKING MATTERS' movie of 2010.
Shutter wont be nominated for shit Koutch.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:29:47 CST

I liked it but I'm in the minority. I think that's why it got pushed up to this year.
FUCK ALL OF YOU
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:29:52 CST

...and your Oscar picks. We all know Tony Scott and 'Unstoppable' are going to dominate. Don't pretend otherwise.
If I see Val Kilmer anywhere near an Oscar I'll spontaniously 'bate
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:30:50 CST

furiously.
Lest we forget, ROBIN HOOD!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:31:21 CST

.
Can't believe you are interested in
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:32:17 CST

Scot Pilgram. You really are a hipster douchebag ain't you DB?
If his role is signifigant enough in Irishman...I think its likely....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:32:21 CST

...yet another comeback story to pimp. And I guarantee if they keep the 10 pic noms, Shutter gets one. I dont think it will win, but it will get a nom.
Agreed Stunt....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:33:06 CST

I think Shutter has about the same chance to get nominated as "Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore". And I'm not kidding on that title (the Bond girl pun)...that shit comes out July 30.
I'm glad to see a few of you liked Basterds.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:33:38 CST

The Fassbinder scene with Mike Meyers is my favorite for some reason.
I didn't know anything about Pilgrim until like 2 months.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:34:40 CST

....I plowed through the first 2 books a few weeks back. Fantastic shit. Pure fucking fun childishness...don't see whats hip about it. Its just a dude in a band in his 20s that doesn't have a job and jerks off to videogames all day. It captures that 'man-child' magic that ails practically everyone here.
Oh is that who Fassbinder is?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:36:28 CST

I had no idea who the fuck you were talking about.....he's the dude in the bar shootout? Yeah. He's strong. That was one thing that bothered me-- he wasn't in it nearly enough...that group there at the bar was fucking awesome, a film about the 3 of them with the chick would have been really fun.
I mean...I know its 'hip' in the broadest term...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:37:46 CST

...cause its youthful and relevant....I mean its 'video game hip' not 'arcade fire hip'
Dan, I've seen all of 'em except Precious, which I refuse to watch.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:39:02 CST

I wasn't blown away by Avatar anyway other than visually, it was fucking beautiful to look at.
Up in the Air was just o.k. for me.
Hurt Locker was a good action film, I don't get the Oscar love other than it was latched onto early as being an "important" film for some reason.
Inglourious Basterds was my favorite film of last year. Your right, Pitt and Roth were the weakest link, but seriously, Waltz was so fucking good it didn't matter.
No no no the book is what it is
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:39:45 CST

But its a hipster douche bag trendy book to read right now thats all. Like how Watchmen was 2 years ago, but worse because Watchmen was still fucking nerdy. Like I see people coming into the comic shop all the time just for the Scot Pilgram books and every time I have to wonder just how small a man's penis has to be for them to fit comfortably into skin tight man jeans. And makes me miss the day of Jinco baggy as shit trash bag looking jeans.
The movie that will rule the holidays...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:40:07 CST

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080/
So we are all in agreement then
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:40:49 CST

Blown Away is better then The Hurt Locker. Good glad you all finally have converted.
Man, Fassbinder needed to be in the whole fucking film.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:41:37 CST

"Well old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the king's"
Fuuuuuck.
Kevin Dunn = Your movie sucks
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:41:49 CST

Sorry Tony.
Oh I see....the writing is seriously great in Pilgrim...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:43:57 CST

.. ..its reads like a script. The dialogue is so snappy and clever its just pleasant and funny. And its fucking weird. The whole 'fighting her 7 ex-boyfriends' thing. It just fucking comes out of nowhere, and its the first fanciful shit in it-- but within that world no one questions it and it works. Cera really is perfect for the role.
I love his wing-man in the bar scene.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:45:10 CST

...that bad ass with the card stuck to his head. No fucking hesitation, even though they just met-- whatever his boy is down for, he's with him and just slams that fucking shank in the back of the fool's head.
"I'm still pissed Cusak and Benny the Jet didn't win the Best Fight Oscar for Grosse Point Blank."
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:45:13 CST

Mike check out a fourth coming article over at teh other site, it will make you happy.
Blown Away was alright...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:45:36 CST

....Jeff Bridges weak ass accent troubled me and the whole shit with Lloyd Bridges felt tacked on. Fuck..when Jeff Bridges said "I'm Liam McGivney" it had to be the 2nd worst accent of all time after Worthington's in Terminator. The movie was ok...but honestly Koutch....it wasn't epic.
Repo Men...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:48:03 CST

....another film I'm eager to see. Trailer makes it look like they didn't water the story down.
Bridges is far too much of a pothead to ever attempt a realistic accent....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:48:08 CST

...he should have known better.
yeah Shutter Island will get
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:48:32 CST

A nom, and probably cinetography (though it was nothing better then Twilight 2) and art design are some shit. Leo will probably get two noms again as well. Maybe an adapted and director.
I just saw that De Niro won for Raging Bull? I thought that was one of those huge overlooks are some shit? I guess because it didn't win for movie?
My wife has always been confused abot my Grosse Pointe Blank love.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:49:51 CST

She sees it as romantic comedy. I see it as mostly action.
Though Tommy Lee Jones in Blown Away...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:50:22 CST

....was the shit. Him singing along with US while he makes bombs...then the whole Rube Goldberg sequence setting off the bomb on the ship was kind of fucking cool. Certainly more entertaining than THL's bomb sequence.
Who here has seen 9?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:50:37 CST

After seeing Marion last night, I'm kinda interested.
US=U2
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:51:08 CST

Fucking OUZO. I HATE YOUR TASTY ALCOHOL GOODNESS.
9 = Nine
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:51:28 CST

Fucking hangover***pukes****
I think Grosse Pointe is okay.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:51:43 CST

...I see it more romantic comedy than action. I have no problem with it, though many adore it. The best moment in the whole film is when he's holding the baby at the reunion and 'Under Pressure' rises as his eyes widen....I probably give it a strong 3 fists.
Weird Fassbender was born in Germany...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:53:09 CST

...but raised in Ireland.
I always forget he was in 300 as well. I've only seen it once though.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:54:53 CST

Maybe I need to give it a second viewing.
MAXIMUM GAY!
PREPARE FOR GLORY!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 11:56:49 CST

...and homoeroticism.
I have to give it to QT
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:01:54 CST

For fucking casting Fassbender and Waltz. But I bet it came down to the fact that he needed actors who could different languages more then anything. Because they aren't references to anything, and weren't famous 20 years ago.
Back from the doctor's office
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:05:37 CST

Finally got pills for my pulled muscle and can now nurse this hangover. The doctor was an adorable red head. The kind of girl to make me forget about the other one.
QT when he first finished the IB script
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:06:26 CST

Picks up the phone and dials Michael Madsen.
QT: Ummm hey man whats going on what you up to? You just chillaxin?
Madsen: SNORT SNORT sniff sniff...huh what? Aaa yeah man whats up?
QT: Umm you know this cool NAZI revenge way flick I've been working on?
Madsen: No.
QT: Well its this really cool badass homage to old 70's genre war flicks. Its really awesome, its about a bunch of jewish guys who hunt Nazi. Its really bad ass.
Madsen: Sniff sniff cool what do you want. (to the girl) Hold on one second you'll get your fill baby.
QT: Well I'm thinking about you in the role as the Jew Hunter! Its really bad ass awesome cool. But you are going to have to learn like a couple of lines in 4 different languages.
Madsen: I know some spainish?
QT: Well its more like Italian and German.
CLICK.
QT: Hello? Michael? Are you there? Dude where did you go? Did we get cut off? Whats up man? Hello?
everyone was well cast in that shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:06:48 CST

Daniel Brühl, and that fucking bad ass Til Schweiger as well.
Who was Daniel Brühl?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:07:41 CST

The John hamm looking mother fucker?
I don't know
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:08:32 CST

That boner from the Office and that other Midget from Freaks and Geeks are not examples of good casting.
the Nazi hero in the film....the guy trying to fuck Shoshanna.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:09:17 CST

...
Fuck -- if this fuck can do an American accent.... CAPTAIN AMERICA
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:10:35 CST

http://www.gamersblogs.com/images/galleryimages/40/1178550592_mid.jpg
oh FUCK -- he's this fuck from King Arthur...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:13:07 CST

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/785/785710/schweiger-kingarthur1_1178301205.jpg
I knew I saw him somewhere...
so now that The Cove recieved some recognition, can we drop another bomb on Japan....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:14:51 CST

...for the way they treat aquatic animals?
The Japanese don't give a shit...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:20:24 CST

....to them, whenever we attack them verbally (or through weak ass sanctions) for their whaling etc., it just refortifies their desire to keep doing it. They feel buckling on that issue will make them appear weak. The whole situation is fucked.
Fucking
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:20:31 CST

Drew at Hitflix wrote this jiz fest about how important of a win it was of Bigelow because it wasn't gender motivated. She won because she made the best movie and didn't make a chick flick. So girls now should go direct whatever they want!!! HURRAY FOR WOMEN!
to this I posted: Whatever Betty Thomas is the most important female director of the year. Highest grossing female directed movie of all time (America only, see Mama Mia for the world). And it shows that females can make studio junk just as badly as men can and still be financially successful. If you think about it, this really is more important, because studios are going to see this and realize that female directors probably don't get paid as much. SOOO more money for them on the back end.
I liked that midget from freaks in there....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:21:13 CST

...its a bizarre fucking choice, but its interesting. In the end I liked the fact that he didn't go with orthodox tough guys. It made it more fun to me...especially that latino fuck with Eli at the end. And I actually enjoyed Eli physically in that role, his delivery is weak-- but like you said its like 4 fucking lines so who cares? Even though I have beef with Pitt, he didn't ruin it....the only one I would actually recast is the fuck from The Office. He was dreadful to look at and just did fucking nothing for the role good or bad. Why the fuck was he the guy with Pitt in those end scenes? The midget would have been better, or did he die? Whatever....should've been him.
And she did only win
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:22:07 CST

Because she is a female and I bet most voters voted for her because they thought it was some big important progressive movement.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:22:15 CST

Exactly. Thats why they must be destroyed.
She absolutely only won because she's a female....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:24:33 CST

....and I despise those reverse expectations, like people thinking ooooooh a female makes manly action movies, COOL!! Like thats what they should all do now. As if a female can't make powerful feminine films and be successful. Last night Sofia Coppola gave the tv the finger and said 'Manly ass cunt'
Why don't people talk about the biggest tragedy of the night though....THE FUCKING UP SCORE?!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:25:19 CST

....
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:25:49 CST

The ending of Bastards was by far its weakest part. First off the locking of them in the theater was WAY to fucking easy. There could've been a lot more tension there, instead of trying to have the guy rape her. And then Landow having hoped/knew what was going to happen all along?
And yeah that was my first question...where the fuck did Blow Job Novack come from? And the midget dude they don't show what happened to him, he wasn't killed I don't think. When would he have been killed.
Anyone here...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:25:49 CST

...who has also spent time in Japan knows that their whole Shinto communion quasi-religious connection with nature is merely a xenophobic smoke screen for their true behavior (which often involves in raping the natural world). Yah they really worship the 'islands of heaven'...goto Tokyo where about 10% of the city walks around in gas masks.
Whatever
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:27:42 CST

That Up score was good. You hear those notes and it brings you right to the greatest 5 minutes in any film of ever.
I didn't see Holms so I can't comment, but to me best score should've been Battle For Terra.
I loved the ending of Basterds....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:28:36 CST

...all the shit with the theater was superb. It felt like I was at some fucking Disneyland attraction. I love when she gets smoked in the projection booth and homeboy lighting the shit on fire behind the screen, Adolf's face getting shot up...tons of fun shit. The only thing that sucked balls was BJ's fucking face.
But the battle for Terra
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:28:42 CST

Was a pretty generic score, just well done.
Yeah when the theater is going down
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:29:52 CST

That was awesome. But leading up to that could've been better. I was like??? there no fucking guards in the hallway?
Sherlock score is superb.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:29:53 CST

...but Avatar is also surprisingly strong. Sherlock is just very unique. I'll fucking send you some tracks.
Biggest tragedy of the night
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:31:11 CST

And the winner is: Crazy Heart The Weary Kind
Cut to sitting at home in a robe in his recliner eating a bowl of ceareal.
MOTHERFUCKERS.
http://tinyurl.com/ybch83
ehhh...there was enough tension in the whole fucking film....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:32:23 CST

....I just took it as a big fun fucking finish. Love that slomo of Eli and Gay Latino running down the hall.
Avatar is strong
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:32:29 CST

Its just ummmm that score he didn't spend 12 years on. The main riff is a vereation of My Heart Will Go On. And EWB which I'm not a fan of, is the first time I felt that it actually made sense, but its old and over used now.
I am glad that fucking song didn't get nominated.
Who was better than Jeff Bridges...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:32:37 CST

...among the 5 they chose?
Yeah I know there was enough tension
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:33:52 CST

It just felt like a rushed ending where QT allowed every other scene to fucking play out for forever.
god Danny is
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:34:21 CST

Defending a QT that we both like.
HOD is rolling over in his grave.
I thought EWB worked better than in most films in Avatar....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:34:23 CST

....because it was a higher more child-like/fun colorful tone used in fluffy moments instead of just the heartbreaking shit. I love the EWB shit over the flying scenes....
So...
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:34:43 CST

What did you guys do last night?
and I know Horner has like 5 fucking themes in his catalogue...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:35:11 CST

...but still, he packaged it very well. There is also a four-note 'danger sound' he uses in it thats straight out of Willow.
Yeah I agree with you totally about EWB
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:35:33 CST

Its the first time I ever heard it and went...AHHHHH thats what this fucking music is for. Its just that its been over used in sooooo much shit that it seemed lame.
That and I kept hoping that maybe Blue Man Group had something to do with the score....
Wait...Koutch. HOD is fucking dead?!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:35:59 CST

...
Yeah Death Trumpet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:36:33 CST

Avatar was the first time where he didn't fucking beat you over the head with it. That and Cameron hid is under the action not over it like in A Perfect Storm and Troy.
hahahah I just realized that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:37:25 CST

Cloontang has done two films with Marky Mark. We need those to back together again. Buddy cop film. Make it so.
I don't remember much of it Conti...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:37:35 CST

I just know I had my dick in my hand throughout most of the award show but I didn't pop until close to midnight
there is a song on the Ghost and the Darkness soundtrack....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:39:36 CST

some choral African shit, that sounds very similar to the flying shit Horner did.....fucking thief.
Yeah for that amount of build up with
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:39:55 CST

The Oscars, all in all it was a huge fucking let down. Especially the way Hanks fumbled the final award, it was like non of the other movies even fucking mattered at that point.
And he was so good on Letterman earlier last week.
Daniel
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:40:25 CST

Have you seen Up yet?
4th most viewed article already?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:40:33 CST

FUCK
I bet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:42:09 CST

When I finally see it, I'll say Colin Firth should've won for A Single Man, and Briges was a mercy win. But I don't care because he's earned it. Though I guess I am getting tired of that idea.
No I haven't.....I'm waiting until Asner drops fucking dead.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:42:49 CST

Only then shall I be able to view it in good conscience.
I like Firth a lot, but fuck that movie looks horrible....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:43:48 CST

...Tom Ford = ULTIMATE RAPIST SCUMBAG
I bet you'll like Up
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:43:55 CST

You fucking loved Up In the Air.
Did you notice Neo
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:44:54 CST

Is gearing up to do a bio film about Tom Ford. Or at least was wearing his same beard.
the concept is just so fucking stupid....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:45:14 CST

...and it looks ugly, aesthetically.
Whats wrong with Tom Ford?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:45:36 CST

I mean yeah he seems like a boner but he always came off decent just vein as shit in interviews.
yeah I totally agree
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:46:32 CST

with you about Up In the Air. "the concept is just so fucking stupid and it looks ugly, aesthetically."
Trust me, he's fucking scum.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:46:57 CST

....the world would be a better place with Tom Ford in a motherfucking body bag.
I really dig
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:47:13 CST

The look and music for A Single Man. Kind of mad I didn't go see it the 4 days it was in theater here.
on red carpet shit, Keanu came off cool as fuck....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:48:00 CST

....with Seacrest. He was just ordinary and calm and happy, and Precious walked by and he just starts talking to her, he seemed very genuine. God bless him.
You know someone
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:48:25 CST

Who's worked with Ford?
I don't want to fucking talk about it Koutch.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:50:10 CST

I just want his house burned to the fucking GROUND!
I can't believe Un prophete didn't win best foreign language film
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:50:29 CST

Fuck. It should have won best film.
was that the dirty looking Mexican shit?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:52:58 CST

...
After reading some of these post
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:53:58 CST

I think I'm going to start a fund where we all can donate money to get desboobs to fly and meet up with HOD.
I call it the Pound a Cunt Foundation.
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:57:11 CST

That foreign win was fucking staged by that Weinstien fuck, did you not see the director and Harvy fucking eyeball each other? Like a FUCK YEAH we did it.
make it a Jew telathon, call it the 'Shylock Pound'a Cunt Foundation'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:57:15 CST

Fun with words!
Though doesn't seem like
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:58:25 CST

Harvy had anything to do with the film?
What the fuck???
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:59:16 CST

The director has a career directing American TV???
oh he knew....Harvey...YOU KNEW....YOU FUCKING KNEW!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 12:59:18 CST

...
Fraggle Rock: The Movie (2012)
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:00:38 CST

Nice. Maybe the Weinstein's aren't useless afterall.
oh yeah-- they do shady shit like that all the time to sneak in the backdoor.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:01:44 CST

....its no different than Chris fucking Kamen from the LA Clippers applying for German dual citizenship to play on their basketball team in the olympics cause he wasn't good enough for the US team. SCUM!!! They all need to be dumped in a mass grave with Tom Ford....Mo'Nique can dig the hole.
But seriously
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:01:58 CST

Viggo should've been nominated for The Road.
The Weinsteins'
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:04:21 CST

Produced the Jeff Garlin movie? I wonder if he just went up to one of them and pretended to be his brother and just confused them and before they realized what had just happened it was too late.
oh that one about him being fat and eating cheese?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:07:01 CST

its funny because every scene he showed for that had him slumped over all sloppy and sitting there like Jabba after 10 minutes on the treadmill.
Remember early on when Banahead was going to cast DiCaprio as Hanz Landa?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:09:54 CST

That would've been a fail.
Eli Roth's punch gun = EPIC SUCCESS
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:11:50 CST

Movies need more of that shit.
Lil' DiCaprio could've played the dude that sharpshooter guy...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:12:01 CST

...that tries to fuck in the projector booth, when he was younger, skinner, and before his face started melting off.
I'm glad they showed the Hurt Locker clip of that horribly gay looking sped up punch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:14:50 CST

....when the black dude socks Renner in the passenger seat. It looks and sounds so fucking cheap.
yeah the punch gun, it was very cool...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:15:41 CST

...and looks mean as fuck when fired.
really
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:16:08 CST

I think I'm the only one here who doesn't have a problem with Eli Roth. I actually like Cabin Fever, and yeah he's douchy, but he fucking learned how to act from Harry Knowles and QT, what do you expect. He really is just a spoiled rich upper middle class white boy.
here it is!! born in Grand Rapids, Michigan!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:19:26 CST

Kaman is a dual citizen; he is a citizen of the United States and of Germany. Although he doesn't speak any German, he acquired German citizenship in July of 2008 (due to his great-grandparents being German), to play on the Germany national basketball team in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. "I'm proud to be a German, and I always felt kind of like a foreigner in the NBA," he joked with the Los Angeles Times prior to the Olympics.
Cabin Fever was okay...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:20:02 CST

...I'll just never watch it again. One time was enough.
I thought it was kind of a misstep to have the nazi guy suddenly turn asshole on her.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:23:08 CST

If she would have just blown him away for being a pest it would have shown her resolve a bit more.
But yeah, Cat People = BONER!
I dunno I liked that...I saw the slow change in him every time we saw him....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:25:23 CST

....and he pretty much forced himself on her earlier when he has the guys pick her up and drag her to him and acts like this is some arranged shit and they're kinda together. His behavior was weird and it was clear he TAKES WHAT HE FUCKING VVVANTS!! Sorta like Mandela with his hands. Miserable bastard. He's a brutal tyrant, and we in liberal Hollywood honor him...
Yeah i sort of saw that change coming
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:26:54 CST

But the jump straight to rape was forced. Just because they didn't focus enough time on him to show how fucked up he had became because of what he did.
Cat People was crazy good in that scene....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:26:59 CST

...and that bad ass crane shot looking straight down at her as she goes down the stairs and weaves around, very De Palma....
I kinda wish he used a little more weird random music like that.
Koutch, I have zero problem with Roth. Zero.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:28:33 CST

I love everything he does. So he's a bit of a mouthy chud. So what? I'd trade places with his Jew ass any day.
Yeah I suppose one more scene to show his weirdness would have worked....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:29:20 CST

...there probably is...probably got trimmed, like desboobs, last night around 1am after I filleted her with my traffi'cone. Oddly enough...we were listening to Cat People!
I've seen IB 8 times now and I still am uncertain.....
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:32:51 CST

Did that prick Landa actually know it was her during the strudel scene.
I like that I'm still questioning it.
I think he did...I think he was the puppet master all along....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:36:46 CST

...I think he figured it could work into his plan.
8 times? Jesus....I saw it twice in a few days.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:38:42 CST

....and I watched that twice, instead of watching/reviewing 'A Serious Man'....so....
Bananahead is talking about a black western set during slavery times as his next.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:39:51 CST

Throw Wu Tang Clan and Precious in there and you've got a hit on your hands.
I think he should do 2 more pictures that are alternative/revisionist history...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:41:25 CST

...make a trilogy out of it.
I saw it alone on a Saturday. Walked right back in and saw it again.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:41:53 CST

It's one of those films that I throw on when I'm bored now.
Yeah, now that he's done IB, I'm really not interested in him doing modern gangster/revenge pictures anymore.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:43:28 CST

Fuck, do a Remains of the Day film.
Well I don't like
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:44:55 CST

Hostel 1 just because its fucking cheap as shit looking and no where near the level of gore and gross it should've been. And two I just didn't give a fuck about the characters, they should've just focused on the guys the whole time they were much more interesting then the fucking girls that got caught.
I would actually enjoy QT doing a new take on The Untouchables....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:45:02 CST

...or something like that. But from the police/good guy point of view....and the same kinda sense of triumph.
and he could use Ennio I guess....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:47:24 CST

...fucking do that. Pretty Boy Floyd or some shit....
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:48:13 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y9hsake
MY GOD, YOU CUNT!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:51:27 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZUKDnZfbw
This motherfuckers got jokes!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:52:35 CST

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-thread-the-oscars/#more-14776
"Matt Damon was asked what the hardest part of doing a movie in South Africa and he said, “Learning that accent.” I would have thought it was getting raped every day."
BTW- Saw THE CRAZIES yesterday
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:53:44 CST

And seriously, the trailer for fucking MACGRUBER looked good. I know it will suck (it is an SNL skit turned into a movie) but I got to give credit to whomever made that trailer. They did a bang up job. Even Val looks funny in it (a deadpan, serious funny).
Hey hey Fellas
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:54:56 CST

whoo-what a Monday! Looks like my dad got his first commercial photography gig, and it could be a whopper...I've got to work on researching fees today-and do some hard core banking, and...I got the bloody video capture working Saturday night! Yes! Only 3 months to get a relatively simple operation working--which means--the first video AIBN review may happen as soon as in a week or so!
But more importantly...Mike! Good to see you around again! This is the best news yet!
what about the news I just found out my ex-girlfriend is pregnant?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 13:59:12 CST

And I haven't fucked her since high school!
Ha Ha Danny
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:07:13 CST

Here's what you do-you go over and visit. Then you just jack the kid all up with sugary sweets and toys! Then, when the little human being starts going apeshit and bouncing off the walls-YOU LEAVE.
Ha ha, then you laugh!
And Hendricks plus the Scnozberry guy-jesus-that red-headed matress-thrasher could have any man! ANY MAN AT ALL! Whatta good lookin' broad!
Bronco, what's this video review you speak of?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:11:51 CST

Madness.
he wont say what its for Mike....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:15:10 CST

...I just told him he needs to do it in night-vision and play this shit in the background.
http://tinyurl.com/yftydhn
Something is wrong with me.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:27:13 CST

I feel some strange urge to see She's Out Of My League.
That girl is so fucking squeaky cute it makes me want to believe in Jesus just so I can go to hell for ass fucking her in the confession booth.
Yeah-- that trailer was actually well put together....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:33:23 CST

...and I can't believe that sleaze bag can actually come off as a squirrely ordinary guy. He was such fucking sleaze in Nick and Norah.
Stuntcock
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:36:02 CST

Google search Alice Eve and Crossing Over.
You liked that trailer?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:37:07 CST

I found it to be very basic and lame. I could've seen it a couple weeks ago but couldn't be assed. Echo said it was like a Patrick Dempsy 80s comedy.
Also that kid is the first Eggers of Ought 10.
Jay Baruchel....I WANT HIS FUCKING FACE....OFF!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:37:12 CST

..
ALICE EVE! MY LITTLE LIPCHEN!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:38:32 CST

Hover over me with your pristine cunt-onion.
http://www.empiremovies.com/_word_press/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shes-out-of-my-league-x.jpg
yeah-- for some reason that trailer made me feel good.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:39:29 CST

....like optimistic and slightly horny. It was well cut and refreshing to see faces that aren't in every one of those fucking movies. Like a Dempsey comedy? What like 'Cant Buy Me Love' or 'Loverboy'? Uhhhhh....then its fucking awesome.
Hmmm looks like Alice's real life
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:39:51 CST

Actor parents play her parents in the film?
Okay, Alice Eve/Crossing over hit images......TITS!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:39:56 CST

MAWAWAWAWAWAWWWWW
Loverboy was such a bad ass fucking movie....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:41:14 CST

....especially that fucking fight at the end with all the husbands, whose wives he's been porking the whole movie. The toupee in the punch? Classic.
It'll probably be
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:41:17 CST

As good as Hot Tub Time Machine.
Dempsey used to be a FUCKING GOD!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:42:56 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ycue2bt
Crossing Over. Liotta puts his greasy hands all over her.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:45:21 CST

NOOOO! NOT ALICE!!!!
oh god...being molested by Liotta?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:49:58 CST

'Fill in the potholes on my face with your spit...BITCH'
Updated 4 U Danny
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:50:28 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yftydhn
THIS MAN FUCKED MY DAUGHTER!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:50:49 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yg8qarb
Wes Borland? Sheeesh....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:52:40 CST

...I'll listen to it tonight.
why doesn't Marty call Liotta anymore?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:54:07 CST

Did they have beef?
so are they gonna repackage Star Trek with ACADEMY AWARD WINNING...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 14:58:56 CST

on the top in big bold fucking letters.
Hey wasn't there supposed to be a Desboobs calendar?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:00:30 CST

Didn't we discuss that in her QFAD?
So LB and I listen to the same music?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:00:49 CST
yeah, that sounds about right.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:01:55 CST

...
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:02:12 CST

Is anyone talking about the Oscars at your offices/places of work? Good job Oscars! Fucking dumbasses.
No actually here at the office, I've gone around and softened people up....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:04:02 CST

...to the prospect of dropping another A-Bomb on Japan. They sorta just shrug and nod approvingly.
Nobody at my work watched the Oscars.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:06:00 CST

Cretins.
and they can codename the bomb -- ECHO
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:10:08 CST

with this fucking image printed on the side of it....
http://tinyurl.com/ykbhlvu
SAYONARA!!
the calendar...oh yeah....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:13:41 CST

maybe its a bad idea. I'm tired of women objectifying themselves because they think thats what I want. Bigelow and Gaga are gonna change all that! We are in the era of CHICKS WITH DICKS AND MACHINE GUNS!
I think if Avatar had one people would be talking about
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:17:02 CST

The Oscars. Or even Up. Just way to make your award show matter even less. People probably heard the news and went??? What the fuck is The Hurt Locker? Whatever the oscars are lame anyway.
Anyone else think Michael Keaton should have played the Mad hatter in the new Alice??
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:36:54 CST

and maybe Depp should have had Crispin Glover's part or voiced the Chesire cat? That's all I kept thinking about.
Also Danny if you can eat ice cream or a lollipo for 3 hours then I don't know why you couldn't do it with cunt....
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:40:36 CST

and since when does cunt cramp up?? Maybe my neck would start to hurt after a while but if I was enjoying myself I'd push through all right.
shit..I meant since when does a tongue cramp up...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:40:53 CST

//
Fuck, Brooklyn's Finest only cost $17 million?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:45:37 CST

That was money well spent. Looked way pricier.
I dunno man...I'm just saying-- if a female is still wanting more oral after 3 hours of cunt-play....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:46:19 CST

...you're doing it wrong and guaranteed some other bloke could step in and finish her in 35 minutes.
hehehehe
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:47:44 CST

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802286
ice cream or a lollipop?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:48:30 CST

I'm not slamming my whole fucking face with an erect tongue or rapid fire flicking ice cream or a lollipop. Get the job done and move onto far more important things, like letting her piss on your balls in the shower.
3 hours is too long.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:48:43 CST

Anything longer than a half hour should be a hint she may not be digging it.
Dine another day.
And I'm not a big fan of getting blown.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:50:36 CST

In a perfect world she licks balls/ass balls/ass balls/ass while I 'bate.
Then the "Middle finger of the apocalypse" up my hoop when I erupt.
^^^^^
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:53:31 CST

Thats going on your headstone.
No no no fuck her needs. I'm diing out because I want to....
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:53:44 CST

she'll most likely be satisfied after 20 minutes of it and then move onto other things like watchng a movie or chatting on AIBN in my place while I enjoy myself.
I agree Koutch...if it was Avatar or Up In The Air....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:56:00 CST

movies people actually saw and liked-- people would be talking about it. Its pretty fucking insane to give it to a film that made 14 million dollars. Like I said before I'm not totally into the biggest box office take winning, cause thats not entirely fair......but come on-- it should at least be in the fucking general public stratosphere. And the only reason anyone fucking knows its name or what it is, is due to the nonstop fucking barrage of Oscar hype. 6 months ago....you could ask 100 people about it and probably 2 would know what the fuck it was. So if its this big important movie with this big important message thats changing the world like they make seem-- why the fuck didn't general audiences give a shit about it? This is the worst kind of bought and fucking paid for recognition, riding on the coattails of this 'first female director' bullshit to up the hype and increase ratings. Its all garbage.
Yeah I don't like getting blown either...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:57:30 CST

Takes fucking forever and I always feel I could have done better just jacking off. I also prefer her mouth on my balls while I jerk myself into oblivion. Somethings always been wrong with my penis. It's not as sensitive as it should be.
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 15:58:26 CST

Also it doesn't help that the movie is long gone out of theaters and been on DVD for over a month.
Now I understand why most movies that win Oscars now come out during the winter.
Also we had to wait longer then usual for the fucking Oscar just for no real big surprise or really anything interesting to talk about.
Of course at least for the next few months
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:02:07 CST

People will hype up the importantce of a female winning. When I still haven't seen one word about Betty Thomas who's been around for a while. Its actually worse then Crash, because Crash beat out: Brokeback Mountain,Capote,Good Night, and Good Luck, Munich. Save for Brokeback no one would have cared about any of those movies (no one does any more as well).
It just seems stupid to do the 10 spots and then do nothing with it. I really wish they would give the numbers.
don't like getting blown....rather jack off.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:04:36 CST

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!!
K-BooM, you'll know what the Hurt locker is...
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:05:51 CST

...When you're in it!
That's how the saying goes! >
yeah thats pretty gay
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:06:04 CST
Bronco....how many of the 10 best pics did you see?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:07:44 CST

....
I like mashing cunt more than jacking off....
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:08:25 CST

but yeah...they never seem like they know what they are doing and again...it takes a fucking millenium to cum that way. Nobody knows my pleasure points like my own trusty hand.
Fuck. This FB will truly go down in infamy....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:09:58 CST

..
don't like getting blown....rather jack off.....
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:12:12 CST

THAT will be on my headstone.
Having a girl suck/lick your balls why you 'bate...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:15:23 CST

don'tknock it till you've tried it. Way better than having her gag on your pole for hours.
I watched 5 of the 10...
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:15:37 CST

I'm like you Danny, I try and do productive stuff than obsessively watch every movie out there...I've had netflix since december, and have maybe watched 7 films.
Which sounds weak, but I do spend a ton of time researching *which* flicks to check out. I like genre fun stuff and foreign brutal dramas.
Middle of the road american consumer stuff, not so much...
I've beeen thinking of getting one of those fake "female torso" things.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:16:50 CST

Saw a guy fucking one on YouJizz.com. Looks magical.
The thing is, once I hear a girl doing that "GAH GAH" fucking noise whilst giving head, it's over.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:18:10 CST

May as well pour ice water on my genitals.
No, I did not watch the Blind Side
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:18:32 CST

and sandy Bullocks has dethroned Meg Ryan as America's sweetheart, but the blindside looked like a bunch of white racist bullshit.
Especially after I read that the ballplayer in BlindSide, in Real life, had been playing football since he was 10 years old.
Gun-Toting rich white girls don't help out the local black community for shit-they live in god-forsaken Middle/Rural america.
foreign brutal dramas Bronco?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:19:02 CST

Watch A Prophet.
Nawwww man...I want that female to sing Gaga's Bad Romance on my dick....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:22:08 CST

Rah rah ahh ahh ahh ahhh
ommma, oommmmma ohh
gaga...ohhlala
foreign brutal dramas
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:22:24 CST

Check out Gommoarah.
So Mike
Continentalop says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:22:54 CST

You dug A Prophet? Awesome.
which did you see Bronco...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:24:33 CST

...rank em..
Danny you should add a recent comments section to the front page...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:25:44 CST

so that people know where everyone is on the days when 2-3 stories are added.
thats a good idea....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:27:27 CST

...we'll look into it...
I just started Gomorrah on netflix
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:28:15 CST

watched 2 minutes, was hooked, and had to keep futzing around with this cursed computer...alright Danny, give me a second.
Yeah Conti, loved it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:32:41 CST

I've never seen Gomorrah. Interested though.
I still wanna see that fucking Public Enemy Number One Mesrine thing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:35:46 CST

....like the only foreign film thats ever looked good to me.
Gomorrah is pretty good
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:37:45 CST

But I'm biased I used to live there.
The list of Best picture winners
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:39:02 CST

Avatar-3.5 fists out of 5-I actually agree with you on that one-personal rating 4 fists
District 9-3 Fists.
Character progression was improable to say the least. Inglorious bastards- 3 Fists. The first 30 minutes was fucking great-the rest of the movie was self-indulgent bullshit.
Up-3.5 fists. I watched it in 2-D, and I am fucking sick of these producers just slamming a 3-D screen version into 2-D home versions. The fucking thing gave me a headache in the 2-d version, and it really looked stupid on a 32 inch analog TV screen.
The Hurt locker-saw and supported it in an actual podunk independent theater. personal rating is 5 fists, but a professional rating of 4 fists owing to inaccuracies depicting soldiers in a modern theater of war. I'll post a follow-up here one of these days, but I stood and stand by that flick even with what are now fairly obvious flaws.
Grats to Renner and Bigelow, but more particularly the supporting cast-especially the black guy, who acted and was written much more realistically as well as the "extras" and where they shot the movie at.
See any Mob shenanigans while you were there Koutch??
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:40:12 CST

Maybe fight a few of them? Were you the real inspiration for Yojimbo?
in case you were worried...here's what Nick Frost is tweeting RIGHT NOW!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:43:53 CST

" Blanch cabbage. Set aside. In pan fry, shallot, lots of garlic and chorizo. When the oil turns red add the cabbage. Fry quickly..."
Yojimbo isn't that Asian?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:48:52 CST

Whats that got to do with Sorvino crime district?
I dunno....but you better tell Okinawa to BACK THE FUCK UP.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:52:51 CST

...
idk...that post made more sense while I was typing it...
Odo19 says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:54:24 CST

I'm not even sure what I was trying to get at now. Anyway see any mob activity?
Legend of the Guardians = getting my ticket$$$$
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:57:09 CST

Owl.
ya know....its been what like uhhh....nearly 2 months no smoking....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:57:32 CST

...and I feel like it was all just one big fucking mistake. Why not be happy? FUCK.
Well we did go to
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:57:36 CST

A really nice restaurant for a family gathering once (like some Aunts and Uncles came over to visit), and we were eating early (about 8PM that’s 2 hours before Italian restaurants really get busy), and in walked all these older looking dudes who looked mostly like construction workers. They all sat at the table next to ours. We were pretty sure it was a big higher ups in the mafia gathering for dinner.
2 months no smoking...........man
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:59:10 CST

cannot comprehend.
Legend of the Guardians
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:59:13 CST

I showed it to my wife, and she couldn't get past the song, she loved it. Like after we watched the trailer she didn't even fucking realize it was about Owls or anything, she noticed Happy Feet and then the song came on and the panties became a puddle on the floor.
yeah were were talking about that fucking owl thing the other day....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 16:59:19 CST

...looks good.
yeah hopefully its as weird as it seems....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:02:09 CST

...I just hope it doesn't feel totally regular animated animals once they start talking. Hope its more the Secret of Nimh approach where its just totally regular speaking dialogue that sounds natural, like the Wild Things...
Really though, I know a lot of people didn't like Watchmen or whatever
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:02:22 CST

but man, I like Zack Snyder's films. His Dawn of the Dead was way better than it had a right to be. 300? We'll see, I need to see it again. I didn't like Watchmen until I saw the Ultimate Cut. Amazing. He's working on something called Sucker Punch with Jon Hamm. Sure, I'm in. Just like I'm in for the owls.
I didn't like his Dawn...I thought it was a really ugly movie...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:05:15 CST

....and coming off 28 Days Later, really nothing else fucking mattered....and nothing else still matters in that fast hand-held running zombie genre. 28 had the weird abstract loneliness to it that nothing else can capture. Dawn is just so fucking constant and loud, it never steps back and lets anything settle in...I like all those weird human moments in 28. Its emotionally powerful. Everyone else just goes for the speed and the scares..
I liked Dawn
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:07:44 CST

300 wasn't better then the trailer, really boring a second time around. I really liked Watchmen need to see it again though. I don't get why people get mad at his style. I mean at least he's got a fucking style, maybe you don't like it, maybe its a little overdone but I think its cool.
alright-I gotta do more tax crap
LordBronco says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:07:46 CST

I'll see you guys when i see you
So Scorsese wasn't able to top
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:10:35 CST

Hitchcock and become the greaest unsung director with no academy awards....so then he goes out and makes a Hitchcockian style film, thats very Oscar baity.
I liked Watchmen in the theater....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:12:55 CST

...I found the whole thing pretty damn funny. I haven't seen it since and really don't want to.
I wanna see the whole
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:15:06 CST

Mammy Jammy version.
I put Shutter in the same thing as Cape Fear(which I also like)
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:15:47 CST

Him experimenting in a different genre which pretty much failed with the public.
But I finished reading the comic
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:15:50 CST

Like 2 hours before I set foot in the theater (first time reading it too). So to me it was like an extension of the comic to help me see it better. Kind of cool in that way.
Really? I'll see the longer one....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:16:21 CST

...but I have no fucking interest in that cartoon integrated into it.
I liked Cape Fear
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:16:31 CST

It was at least interesting.
I read the comic as well. One of the only comics I've ever read.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:16:48 CST

The Ultimate Cut is way more faithful.
And you can't say he failed with the public
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:16:54 CST

When he's putting up the best box office numbers he's ever seen.
were people laughing your theater at weird things?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:17:21 CST

like when The Comedian smokes that V.C. woman and tries to give Manhattan the guilt trip 'God help us all.' Is that supposed to be funny? I was laughing, as were many others...
28 Days later kicked my fucking ass the first time I saw it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:18:18 CST

I remember they had that alternate ending after the credits where he dies.
Is it really? I never looked at the #'s.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:19:48 CST

.
yeah 28 days later
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:19:51 CST

I think had people screaming in the theater. Good stuffs.
I saw Watchmen
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:20:14 CST

After the first weekend....so the theater I went to was pretty much empty.
yeah man...28 days is sort similar to Legend in my eyes....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:20:35 CST

...in that I really don't think any other director could have made the same film. If anyone else shot that exact script, it would have been a vastly different approach. The fucking score really sets that fairy tale nightmare kinda tone. Its a very interesting approach to that genre.
Yeah shutter
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:21:45 CST

Was #1 for two weeks. I think just broke the 100 million mark.
But I still don't get if some of that stuff was intended to be black comedy or not....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:21:52 CST

...Watchmen is a very oddly toned film as well. But I thought it was a lot of fun.
The thing when I saw Watchmen in the theater
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:22:14 CST

I couldn't get past the music and how fucking irritating it was. It's still there in the longer cut, but it's way more tolerable. I still laugh at the Leonard Chen song while they fuck in the Owl ship. Hallelujah indeed.
the only song I really didn't like was Hendrix.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:23:47 CST

...it made for a decent cut to the flying over the caps shot, but it went on and stayed loud for fucking ever....I was also disappointed in the score. I thought they were going for a full on 80s synth Blade Runner fucking score. Instead it just sorta sounds like a cheap late 90s action film.
Like with Shutter
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:24:05 CST

The whole fucking thing was just SOOO god damn bland looking. It just wasn't interesting to watch. And eveyone is acting how'd you expect and everything happens pretty much how'd you guess. And Leo kicks open a clearly unlocked fence door.
Speaking of laughing.......
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:24:13 CST

people in the theater were laughing at the Bowie song in Bastards. Fucking why exactly?
I didn't mind the music in the movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:25:52 CST

I don't think it made much sense. It was trying to be something more important then it was. I hate when they incorporate music into comics. Like especially if the writer makes something up, your like???? hows this even suppose to fucking go?
The idea of the Rage Virus was so cool.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:26:18 CST

10 seconds from normal to fully infected = professional.
I kinda chuckled when it started up...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:26:38 CST

...but it was 'god damn this is smooth' kinda chuckle and nod.
really
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:27:19 CST

The only odd laughing I've heard at a theater recently was Shutter Island. It really was more laughs then The Hangover. And I'm not saying that to hate on it, its true. I didn't even fucking get it I was like???? What the fuck are they laughing at. I did laugh that the gate kicking though.
its weird you keep saying shutter looked flat and the color hue bland, Koutch...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:27:40 CST

...to me, it looks like the only interesting thing in that film. The shit looks really nicely shot....as was Aviator.
with that 'god damn this is so smooth' thing...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:28:58 CST

...I was speaking of Cat Peopkle
but that fucking opening with the animal activists breaking them out....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:31:25 CST

...at the beginning of 28. FUUUUUCK!!! I saw that shit in a packed house, and the theater was motherfucking silent after that for what seemed like the whole damn thing. Just that tense silence.
Yeah I mean the movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:31:53 CST

Is well made I don't fault that, but its just boring and bland after a while. I mean most of the color is just blue hue or grey, and what isn't that is close ups of Leo's face.
If anything the way Marty sets it up and what he uses is just too clean looking for this syle of movie, and if a movie ever looked like a video/felt like a video its this. It reminded me of Resident Evil cut scenes.
Did you like 28 Weeks Later at all.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:32:48 CST

I thought is was pretty good. The shit with his Wife strapped to the table was pretty fucked up.
hahah I liked 28 weeks later
Koutchboom says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:34:58 CST

But that scene bothered me because it was TOOOO fucking easy. How he just waltz in there. Then there happened to be a back door to that crowded ass room he just happens to find. Then fucking this disturbing thing showed up and it was back on again:
http://tinyurl.com/ybqq3ze
I need to watch 28 Days again.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:35:06 CST

I was just thinking of the whole thing when Murphy drives his thumbs into the guys eye sockets.
SOMEONE HAD TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Weeks wasn't that bad as its own thing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:46:23 CST

It had a strong fucking opening as well in that house and with the fucking boat....but Renner really fucked that movie for me. I mean people bitch about Eli in Basterds, when the fact that they are ordinary guys in the situation is sorta the point, that they become maniacs in war ya know? But with Renner in 28 Weeks, he should have been a complete big mean bad ass from the start. A Clancy Brown kinda motherfucker....what the fuck were they thinking casting this 4 foot nothing man-child in that role? It was so weird. And his death was extremely lackluster and just felt nothing. Also there was too much CG, and I didn't like the cut and paste job of the first film's score...felt forced and cheap. I haven't seen it in years, and I didn't dislike it when I came out, it just didn't feel like a sequel...it felt more like a decent knock-off.
yeah-- the thumbs smash...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:47:40 CST

...and they try to replicate it in Weeks, Carlyle does it to someone I think....it just felt weird and cheap. And oddly-- I think Weeks felt cheaper than Days as far as scale.
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DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:49:42 CST

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/roy-ashburn-california-st_n_490605.html
Ain't It Gay News
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 17:57:11 CST

Indeed
Evening chaps
Col. Tigh-Fighter says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 18:21:08 CST

Heard you talking about zombies and gays. Its like the bat signal for me.
Fucking LOVE 28 days later
Col. Tigh-Fighter says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 18:24:33 CST

And think Weeks is a very strong film in its own right. The scene in the underground carpark as Carlyle starts attacking them, and they all start turning into infected is pretty fucking intense. And the helicopter mower scene is proper professional. But there was some serious over-use f shaky-cam in there :(
And leave Dawn the fuck alone! lol Immesnse film, with a few nice choice quiet moments in it; like the chess game by telescope, the meal together, and the montage of them all chilling out to that lounge-singer version of the death metal tune.
Another Nicholas Sparks movie?
VowelMovement says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 18:59:51 CST

This fucking soon? With Miley Cyrus? What the fuck? Also, that Remember Me movie looks like ass. Rant Rant. Bitch Bitch. It's a good day for that it seems.
28 Weeks Later was a mixed bag...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 19:24:12 CST

....certainly not bad but lacked the manic emptiness of the first one. The military's response also felt a little off (and Jeremy Renner seemed miscast but the kids were solid as was the ever-reliable Robert Carlyle). Not bad...but not as intense as it could have been.
I'm grabbing some dinner and ...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 19:31:51 CST

.... checking out Law Abiding Citizen. It's reminding me that Jamie Foxx has natural presence, but Gerard Butler is kind of flat in a lot that he does.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802286
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 20:38:35 CST

.
Glad to see Stunt still visits
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 23:11:26 CST

It's been too long for me too. So much crap going on. I should try to be on every day at least during lunch.
Danny do you think everybody in the armed forces
Xiphos says:

Mon 08 Mar 2010 23:54:41 CST

are big ass motherfuckers or is your hard on for Renner coloring you view of reality? because more guys look sort of like Renner then not.
xiphos -- realistically....no...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 02:15:46 CST

I don't. But the 28 Weeks role and the setting of the film wasn't realistic. I think that role in particular required a big mean motherfucker. And with Renner, we kid about his size, but its not really a size thing....its that weird man-child dwarf face he has. Though I thought he played it perfectly fine in HL. I actually liked how he portrayed it as a normal working stiff kinda guy. So in that intended to be realistic setting he was fine.
Renner's size and build....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 08:03:38 CST

...are actually correct for a good deal of the armed forces and even most special forces (Navy Seals are FAR smaller than people realize). Predator makes everyone look like a 6'5 green beret but that's actually BS (the rest of you who served know what I mean). My issue with Renner is he never comes off that interesting to me - not a bad actor, by any means, but of the films I've seen him in (Swat, 28 Weeks Later, North Country etc.). the only film I really liked him in was The Assassination of Jesse James - which he was great in but had a somewhat smaller part.
Anyone
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 08:48:38 CST

Anybody see the TRON trailer yet? Looked okay to me. I mean, I'm not going to whip it out and stroke over it, but it looks fun.
Ya...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 08:55:26 CST

...Saw it before Alice in Wonderland. It looked decent....I wasn't much of a fan of the first but I'll likely check it out. I dig that they use the Tron arcade game as a door to his secret office.
Good morning gents
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 08:55:39 CST

So after spending a day hungover and on drugs to loosen muscles around my neck, I'm back at nearly 100%.
I watched Law Abiding Citizen yesterday as well BCE. Jesus that was goofy nonsense.
Ya...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 08:59:13 CST

....completely retarded but vaguely fun (the ending was a bit weak but the first 2/3 were kind of a hoot).
Anyone else see Alice in Wonderland?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 09:02:04 CST

And torn whether you like it or not? I did dig how many 'easter eggs' Burton put in from his other movies, though. Her entering Wonderland by coming through Sleepy Hollow's Tree of the Dead was great. Not sure if I dug the film, though. Opinions!
LAC
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 09:20:40 CST

Was almost SOOO nutty in the end it ALMOST made me not like it. But it was too fun and breezy not to like. But that conclusion almost killed it.
Speaking of Tron...
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 09:23:26 CST

http://moonwolves.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/tron-reviewed-by-koutchboom/
Continentalop says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 09:57:19 CST

The only reason you say that is because of the cast & the director. Sorry, but it isn't their fault their incredibly successful. And yeah, they probably did think they had a shot at Oscar gold when they made this...but once again, everything they make has been incredibly successful of late at the Oscars. I doubt that they looked at the material as inherently Oscar worthy or specifically made it to win Gold.
Unfortunately because it doesn't play to the hipster film geek crowd as edgy enough - the same fucking geniuses who made Roth's films successful, who argue about the artistic integrity of torture porn and are foaming at the mouth for some retarded action movie - it must be Oscar bait. Sorry, the film was made for people with different sensabilities - I don't think it was a great film by any means, but the criticism levelled at it is just getting ridiculous.
Like you said K-Boom, they went out to make a Hitchcockian thriller, a director who's films maybe never won it but sure got nominated often and were considered classy, polished, big studio entertainment (Notorious, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Vertigo) with the biggest stars (Grant, Stewart, Bergman, Grace Kelly, Claude Raines, etc.). Sounds a lot like SI to me...
I just realized that Slumdog
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:05:50 CST

Won 8 Oscars.
Whats your point conti?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:07:57 CST

I only brought it up again because I hadn't had a chance to disscuss it with Stunt. When did I complain about it being successful? I was just pointing that out.
I'm actually glad its successful
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:08:44 CST

Because maybe then the studios will finally finance that Syfy movie Scorsese has been talking about all these years.
made for people with different sensabilities
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:11:58 CST

Yeah thats the whole point behind criticism. Most people are ok with this soft ball of a movie, but I was hoping for something more from a director that isn't shy of violence.
I mean also
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:16:14 CST

Even the most basic Hitchcock film was more shocking and edgy then Shutter Island.
Meryl Streep's losses are beginning to become an industry embarrassment
Koutchboom says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:18:37 CST

Really? How about not fucking nominating her every year then? Some hitflix guy is all about giving awards just to people because. I don't like that mentality.
Thats why I feel they need to have the five year rule for best picture, five years after a movie wins best picture they have a revote, if it wins again its best picture for that year for life, if not then that other picture takes the title for life.
Streep needs to be banned from future awards
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:26:08 CST

You lost to Sandra Bollocks. Done.
She's become the Susan Lucci of film.
You guys still on about Shutter Island?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 09 Mar 2010 10:29:57 CST

I liked it.
Conti liked it a bit less.
Koutch hated it.
There, we're good.
Now, let's talk about this instead.......
http://tinyurl.com/ydeqftr
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