Shutter Island = Limp Dick of Cinema

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Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:00

Shutter Island

2010

Directed by Martin Scorsese

Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams, Mark Ruffalo and Max Von Sydow

Rated R

(0 fists out of 5: The Dreaded Middle Finger of the Apocalypse)

Written by: Koutchboom

So its OFFICIAL EVERYONE!!!! Oscar bait directors Ron Howard and James Mangold (Identity) can make scarier and more thrilling psychological movies than Martin Scorsese. 'Shutter Island' is pretty much 'A Beautiful Mind' set in an insane asylum. Or as I like to call it 'Session 9'.

I place all the blame on Martin Scorsese for this, there is no reason for him to have bothered making this lame 'seen it a million times before' sort of horror/thriller movie. He didn't even give it enough flair or fanfare to make it any fun (well there is a scene with a bunch of dongs in it, I guess that's Marty's way of SHOCKING YOU!).

How this film escaped any criticism of getting its release date pushed back is beyond me. Its obvious that Paramount knew that this film was not Oscar Caliber (though with last years batch, it probably did have a shot). So they dumped it in February, hoping critics would gently take Marty's old balls and place them nicely in their mouths.

Seriously, does this man not have a family or friends he just wants to hang out with in his old age? Why waste a good portion of your life for this NOTHING of a film; did he honestly think that this was something unique? Does he need money? Let Leonardo DiCaprio hone his manic character elsewhere. Cut the ties. Neither of you have anything left to offer each other at this point.

The biggest problem with the movie outside of the lame story is the cast. Not that they are bad, the acting all around is fine. Its nothing special, but no one is BAD. Let me go down the list of actors in this movie, most of them have starred in some of the best psychological thrillers ever made, SO WHY PUT THEM IN YOUR MOVIE ONLY TO WELCOME COMPARISONS? It like the Ocean's 11 casting of thrillers.

First and foremost, Ted Levine. Here is where the 'Silence of the Lambs' bullshit comes from. I bet he was the one that figured that out. Why cast Buffalo Bill, and give him a worthless role?

Max Von Sydow - Exorcist

The cast of Zodiac - Mark Ruffalo (reprising his role) and John Carroll Lynch

Elias Koteas - You know he's a 'blink and you miss it' part but this dude is the king of creepy and always good.

Ben Kingsley - HELLO!?? Gandhi much? No not really, but he doesn't treat this job any better than he did his recent string of paycheck work. I bet he's got a much better thriller movie out there, too many fucking cash-in jobs to work through to figure it out though....Sexy Beast? Species?

Patricia Clarkson - Ok well she's not really known for a lot of thrillers but here she was probably the weakest link, when normally she's the strongest.

Leo - Lets be honest here, this was just a warm up role for 'Inception'.

Jackie Earle Haley - Lets be honest here, this just was a warm up cameo for A Nightmare on Elm Street (or repeat of Rorschach).

As for Emily Mortimer and Michelle Williams, they are fine in their roles. Michelle Williams turns out to be as I imagine she is in real life, so it's almost not really acting. Mortimer is just wasted because she should have been a nobody rather then somebody you spend the rest of the film getting confused with Samantha Morton, instead of focusing on the CREEPY!!! WHOOOOO plot at hand.

As for the audience and packed house I saw it with, I had two decisions before choosing my seat. I could sit next to a group of chatty teenage girls, or some quiet and friendly looking older ladies. I chose the older ladies and promptly told them that I knew the ending to the movie, and if they talked I would tell them. Well they talked for the whole movie anyway, and the teenage girls didn't make a peep (probably asleep). At first I was annoyed at the old ladies, but they both seemed to have a good time at the expense of the rest of us listening to their inane banter; so I'm glad they enjoyed it and sometimes I laughed with them (namely Leo KICKING IN BAD ASS-- WHAT!! WHAT!! a fence door that was clearly unlocked). Had it been a better movie I may have been pissed. But when you leave a movie and hear someone say "Thats the worst movie I've ever seen," you can't feel that bad. Its really not THAT bad, unless the only movies you've ever seen have the words 'Directed By: Martin Scorsese' in the credits.

Final thought: I don't think the sound heard most often in a packed theater during a psychological horror movie should be laughter in unison.

Laughing all the way to the fucking bank....

Last Updated on Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:51

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AH! Transiberian
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:15:31 CST

Thats the movie Emily Mortimer was in thats a lot better then this. I knew she did something.
Also I failed to mention
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:16:45 CST

The fucking music cues in this movie. There are like 2-3 of them and they start off as some strings then build up to the thundering Matrix trumpets, and its all for nothing. I was like???? Why the fuck is Marty doing that?
awww The Thundering Matrix Trumpets of the Apocalypse...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:21:55 CST

...
I feel like this is a lost cause
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:24:36 CST

People are going to ignore reviews (because they don't want to read too much before they see it) and have already made up in their mind to watch this. I fucking bet Edge of Darkness is a better Psycological thriller.
I love how the title
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:25:39 CST

Has changed like 3 times now. Each one getting funnier and more true.
alright...thats the last time...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:27:47 CST

..
That highly recommended, eh Koutch?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:36:15 CST

So........where are Mike, Conti and Conspiracy when you need them?
They are all gonna
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:42:14 CST

Ignore reviews until they see it. That our they will say that I just don't like/get Marty. When really I was hoping to have a good time with this that it would be a decent thriller. And I don't hate Marty like everyone seems to think I do. I mean after this I do, but before hand no.
Koutch...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:44:22 CST

I emailed you something for your wife.
Really Ebert???
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:46:20 CST

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100217/REVIEWS/100219980
Your story about your jaw busting open and blood spilling out all over the floor as you almost died was fucking scary, more haunting and will stay with me much longer then this.
Ebert has to lick Marty's balls....its in a fucking contract somewhere....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:49:20 CST

He wants to keep writin' them books about him.
Et tu Roper????
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:51:57 CST

http://www.richardroeper.com/
Ohhh thank allah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:53:22 CST

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sc-mov-0216-shutter-island-20100218,0,2597309.column
I'm glad he has the show now.
hhhmmmm.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:54:04 CST

...Rich was also good enough to give Wolf Man a B+
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
Okay, you hated this, I get it
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:57:16 CST

but Koutch, instead of a rant, how about a review. I mean yeah we have a great, but apparently underused cast. And, if I'm guessing write comparing this to A Beautiful Mind that DeCaprio is not a fed, but an inmate in the asylum. I'm just guessing. Seriously though, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I would appreciate a little more of the plot, spoiler free, and a little more detail as to why it didn't work.
classy, well-acted junk.
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:57:23 CST

Yeah pretty spot on.
Grammaton
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:59:24 CST

I did a less ranty review over at werewolves.
http://moonwolves.wordpress.com/2010/02/18/shutter-island-does-not-even-attempt-to-thrill-or-scare/
I'm trying to be spoiler free. You can't really get into plot without giving it all away.
I'll check it out, but yeah
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:02:27 CST

Some movies are like that. You really can't discuss any plot. I mean for example Castaway. Tom Hanks crashed on an island and talks to a volleyball. The only spoiler-free thing you could do it leave out whether he's rescued or not.
And I gave a perfect example of why it didn't work
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:02:57 CST

Leo towards the end is going crazy and trying to figure just whats going on at Shutter Island, and in his mad rage kicks open a fence gate, and its CLEARLY not latched nor locked. And the audience just laughed.
Another example was the first time they showed Ben Kingsly, the audience just laughed. It just was not an effective thriller, people were cracking up at some of the dumb shit in the movie.
What sounds interesting in Phillips' review..... (kinda maybe spoilerish)
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:05:29 CST

Are the concentration camp war flashbacks Leo has. He says they are "specious at best, offensive at worst," which totally fucking reminds of 'The Unborn,' which wasn't a bad film. But yeah-- anytime you throw in concentration camp shit for creepy atmosphere...it usually feels goofy as fuck.
but fuck...Phillips makes me kinda want to see it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:09:53 CST

"Shutter Island" is hysterical, in the clinical and cinematic senses, followed by plodding, just when a potboiling contraption cannot afford to be."
To me that sounds like Bruce's 'The Jackal,' kind of experience, laughing my ass off at inappropriate times. Maybe I'll pay for Wolfman and sneak in this weekend.
Kingsley is inconsistent in that
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:10:03 CST

we've seen him deliver powerful performances beyond Ghandi which stating the obvious put him on the map. However, he picks some roles that are just lame, and well beneath a man of his talent. Funny how we remember him as a peacemaker, but his great roles, maybe even greater than Ghandi, have been the villains.
Yeah there were three atempts
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:11:15 CST

Of Marty going for shock value, the end scene which he needlessly shows for no fucking reason, the dong scene, and the concetration camp scenes. Which are ok? (don't know if thats the right word) but that whole glossed over look to the movie (like 1408) just takes away any sort of shock I can get out of it. I think i heard some people say gross to the piles of dead bodies.
Yeah danny
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:11:54 CST

Thats what I'm saying, people were laughing pretty hard during this.
Kingsley
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:12:58 CST

If I knew more of his films I could probably answer my own question, but how often does he play a psycologist? There's gotta be a ratio, like 2 out of every 5 films Ben is in he plays a psycologist.
What's so special about Phillips?
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:13:25 CST

Seriously, I don't get the allure. Looks-wise she's just average. She must have some good acting skills. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything, just trailers.
Kingsley will always be a fucking God....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:16:11 CST

....because he turned down The Berg's Munich for The Doctor's BloodRayne, stating: "I always wanted to play a vampire."
A fucking nomination worthy performence??
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:16:54 CST

Get the fuck out of here roper...always tarrific Mark Raffalo?? Feels like a David Fincher film (yeah he was once attached to do this) it looks like one of his films sure. OHHH fuck me same guy who wrote Mystic River and Gone Baby Gone. Jesus.
A fucking masterpiece???
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:17:24 CST

Fuck me roper.
That's pretty sad if you have
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:18:56 CST

people laughing during a Scocese movie.
Phillips??? fucking got me
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:19:04 CST

She plays the same annoying ass cunt she always has been playing since Dawson Creek days. How she has a career and Van Der Beek doesn't is beyond me. Though what she does in this movie, makes me think how she probably is in real life.
So great
Abominable Snowcone says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:19:28 CST

Nice to see The Middle Finger again. I only recall one other film getting that infamous mark--The Boy Who Wore Striped Pajamas and Marched into the Gas Chamber.
To be fair, I was also laughing through most of The Departed.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:21:24 CST

....actually-- the whole fucking theater went nuts when Sheen hits the ground with that phony ass splat of canned tomatoes that seems a bit ill timed.
Like MAYBE
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:21:36 CST

If you saw this movie by yourself or in a room with stick up their asses critics who would never dare knock a Marty flick you could possibly get into the TENSE thriller of the movie.
But comparing my movie experience to my last horror movie outing (Paranormal) where the audience fucking bought the movie. I can understand not getting into PA even though the rest of the audience is loving it, but its immpossible to get into a film when NO ONE else in the room is buying it.
Yeah the blood in this movie
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:22:33 CST

Did look like ketchup....I'll wait for conti to brief me on the importence of that.
Shutter Island and The Boy Who Wore Striped Pajamas....what do they have in common?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:23:10 CST

Exploitation of the Holocaust!!!
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:25:35 CST

Maybe had this movie come out 10-20 years ago it would be good. As of right now, its just too little too late. I don't know how you could've had such a rousing time at this film if you've seen any other thriller thats come out in the past 10 years. The plot is just SOOO fucking overused.
Scorsese must blind people with his semen....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:28:59 CST

...because for a guy that's got a fair amount of violent shit in his films, why does it always look so fucking cheap-- and why doesn't anyone have the balls to point this out? Departed has some of the worst fucking squibs I've ever seen in a film with a budget over 500k, and shit like the bendable rubber bats in Casino, what the fuck? You can point out shit in every one of his films...and the color of his blood always sucks. Do people really think this is some kinda throwback, or are they delusional...or what?
and I've said this before
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:29:29 CST

Maybe its part of being a child actor or something, but what the fuck is wrong with Leo's body structure? He looks fucking off in a suit. Its like his body is a square, but not enough muscle to fill out, I guess just really broad sohoulders. Or he's got no neck, it just doesn't look right.
I mean I know
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:31:00 CST

The reason why the blood looked the way it did in this movie, because it was always shown during flashback/dream sequences...blah blah blah.
wait.....Marty's working on a film I might be interested in.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:37:46 CST

Thanks to the always dependable Benny Del Toro.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490215/
I wonder if it hurt.
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:39:35 CST
Fucking Howard Shore is scoring the 3rd Twilight movie?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:40:21 CST

Why the fuck would he take that gig? And I didn't even know he did Edge of Darkness....that score was balls deep.
Koutch
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:45:46 CST

is there a lot of CG looking shit in Shutter?
How can this suck if...
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:45:53 CST

Max Von Sydow is in it? The fact that he is still alive makes this film a miracle of cinema.
Max Von Sydow
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:46:19 CST

Is immortal you know.
maybe Von Sydow is CG...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:48:29 CST

...
Eh the CGI...
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:48:39 CST

Is good. I don't think it was over used. It works in the dream sequences, like it doesn't look overly fake. But what was odd was the obvious blue screen during the boat ride in the begining, and if it wasn't blue screen then what the fuck was it? You see all the CGI shots in the trailer, but I think some of the frozen bodies in the death campes were CGI.
Does pickled herring preserve your insides?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:50:39 CST

Is that how he does it?
Maybe it was rear projection...to have a throwback feel....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:51:51 CST

...but hey-- the music, there's no real fucking original score? There's not a composer listed, and I looked at the soundtrack and its just a bunch of fucking period songs....but you said there are soaring Matrix trumpet swells...so is that like all the original? Eno does a track...what the fuck?
Von Sydow looks like he would smell pickled....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:53:09 CST

....in his armpits, he simply splashes vinegar.
Von
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:55:35 CST

Is in the movie for maybe five minutes. I mean fuck I feel like I'd have to give away the ending let me try.....
He just was not mean enough or meancing enough the whole time to really buy into how Leo saw him. SO when you find out the truth you are like ok its like that. I mean Ebert going on about well in the end you still have these questions, but you really don't. Because except the dream sequences and the part involving Patricia Clarkson you are seeing everything as it is taking place. There isn't enough scenes threw Leo's eyes for there to be any real questions.
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:57:10 CST

There are some tracks, one classic piece and then that forboding trupet blast from the Matrix (i don't know if its the exact same, but may as well be).
but its not like a real score though....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:58:55 CST

...just a few cues and filler shit?
jacob's ladder
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 13:58:57 CST

Another movie that does this and a lot better. Shit even the Exorcism of Emily Rose did it better.
Like imagine jacob's ladder but with only two scenes where he sees lizzards or crazy shit...and thats pretty much the movie but with A Beautiful Minds ending.
yeah yeah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:00:02 CST

its only used 2-3 times and its about 2 minutes of strings followed by 30 seconds of trumpet.
But really
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:00:44 CST

This is fucking A Beautiful Mind, just not as scary or crazy.
And I know
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:04:32 CST

Someone's going to say, well you knew the ending so of course you didn't like it.
No fucking way, knowing the ending should not ruin a film, if it is good. I saw The 6th Sense for the first time a couple of years after it was out on DVD, and it still scared me and played with my head. And who didn't know the ending to The 6th Sense one day after it was released.
I knew the ending
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:06:19 CST

To Under the Dome 10 pages into the fucking book and it was still an amazing book.
No thats true....a spoiled ending cannot destroy a good film. Case in point -- USUAL FUCKING SUSPECTS.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:07:02 CST

...
What has Mark Ruffalo done?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:07:26 CST
Ruffalo's best two roles are in Eternal Sunshine and WTWTA.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:09:01 CST

....he's on that Sam Rockwell level of indie worthlessness to me. But I do like Mark more.
Ruffalo - The Brothers Bloom
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:09:10 CST

Another "great" movie.
So people were really saying this was the worst movie they'd ever seen? Good. Maybe this will take some of that undeserved heat off The Wolfman.
No one who lives and breathes movies would dream of missing it
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:09:36 CST

.................................................................................................................................................................................... wow.
Oh and he was in Collateral
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:11:15 CST

He did a fantastic job of getting shot in the fucking face by Cruise.
Was his role in Eternal Sunshine
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:11:21 CST

Really big enough for him to be such an Eggers? I'm trying to figure out if there is something I missed. XX/XY?
getting shot in the fucking face by Cruise.
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:11:56 CST

Ok thats good enough for me. Fuck that to me makes him no longer an Eggers.
Haha....Ruffalo in Collateral.....hahaha
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:13:09 CST

Great job Mark, you pull off that slimeball with a mustache role well. How long did you say you've been honing your Stanislavsky method?
Maybe this is how
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:13:59 CST

Eggers started....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120813/
Ruffalo isn't an Eggers anymore....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:15:37 CST

He was about 10 years ago after 'You Can Count On Me' for like 10 minutes....but that all went away with 'View From The Top' and 'Just Like Heaven'. This is the first time he's been truly Eggerfied in a while.
I really can't believe
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:17:32 CST

How fucking hard Roper/Rolling Stone (well yeah I can believe why he ate it up)/Ebert loved this film. I can understand not hating it as much as I do. I can understand liking it even. But fuck me, Roper called it the best movie of the year so far??? Fuck off.
But there is no fucking comparison between Ruffalo and Rockwell's Eggers Mojo.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:17:41 CST

...Rockwell is the ultimate "That guy is my favorite actor" guy. You know he's the real deal when no one says shit about him for 5 year chunks until he drops his next pseudo-hipster film catering to the next generation of film-school elite.
Ruffalo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:19:41 CST

I'm just glad he hadn't started his Vincent D'Onofrio impression yet when this was made. Unless it was made after Brothers Bloom? Maybe he just got fat during that movie because of all the sweet locations they were at.
But seriously this dude fucking must've walked right off the set of Zodiac and right onto this.
Thats true
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:21:20 CST

But even that director, who because of I Love You Man will start to gett Eggers cred. Steve Zahn is always on the verge of getting it as well. And Paul Giamatti had it for a while (Sideways).
I like Vincent......poor bastard....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:22:31 CST

I remember in some Salton Sea interview he was talking about how he wanted to put on a ton of weight for that noseless fuck. He said he wanted to be a disgusting fat slob even he didn't want to look at. Eight years later, he's even fucking bigger than he was in Salton!! But he lives in New York now, so who fucking cares?
Steve Zahn has been working his ass off for like 15 years
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:23:13 CST

He deserves some respect.
You know whose Eggers-cred came and went faster than Thomas Haden Church's?!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:24:10 CST

Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Yeah, banish all the fat actors to NY
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:24:11 CST

I agree with you Dickblood.
Yeah Vincent
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:24:14 CST

Is probably one of my favorite actors. You need to seek out that Law and Order with him and Roy Schider, its probably the best hour of TV.
really?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:25:02 CST

I heard an eggers comment about him in The Losers the other day.
You know whats really fucking funny
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:25:44 CST

Sam Whorthington....never became an Eggers (except for maybe Cameron), what the fuck should we call that?
No I mean if I moved to NY, I could give two fucks how I looked.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:25:47 CST

....the only reason I make an effort beautiful is because I fornicate (consensually) in the beautiful/sunny San Fernando Valley.
Does Heath Ledger count as an Eggers?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:26:16 CST

He fucking OD's and suddenly he's everybody's favorite....come on...
I bet Vincent lives
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:26:36 CST

Like Meat Loaf in Blood Rayne.
Vincent is very good on Law and Order....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:27:03 CST

...the only show I'll watch because its a quick blow n' go of storytelling.
ehhh Heath's a little different
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:27:24 CST

Its kind of hard to judge. I guess he could be the first posthumous Eggers Award winner.
But it would have to be tasteful.
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:27:35 CST
make an effort ****** TO STAY**** beautiful
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:27:48 CST

balls.
Worthington = Worthingless
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:28:06 CST

.
Goldblum
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:28:18 CST

Kind of sucks in Law and Order, he's too much like Vicent but friendly. Have you seen that episode I mentioned?
So if you moved to NY
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:29:01 CST

the fornicating would no longer be consensual?
No. Heath is absolutely not Eggers.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:29:04 CST

....people seem to forget he was on the cover of every fucking magazine in the world after 10 Things.....he started off with a cunt-bang of hype...this is not the trait of an Eggers. They creep up quietly and insect-like.
Worthington
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:29:20 CST

Winner of the Failed Eggers Award.
No Koutch...I haven't.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:29:44 CST

...
If I moved to NY, there would be some form of monetary compensation/bartering going down....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:30:42 CST

...I can't say it would be entirely non-consensual, but she definitely wouldn't be giving it up 100% willingly, that much I can say.
So Heath is more of the heart throb type?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:30:47 CST

I like the guy, but outside of Brokeback and TDK, what impressive performances did he have that anyone saw?
Yeah, Heath was the natural heart/dick-throb type....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:32:37 CST

....though he resisted it. And the world seemed to forget he existed until he died. But that doesn't mean he wasn't at one time presentable, with far thicker hair.
Wait...to be an 'EGGERS' do you have to be kinda ugly?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:34:16 CST

...
FUCk
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:34:19 CST

What to do for lunch. I think its time for the foot long.
Oh wait
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:35:54 CST

Heath fought the American Revolution alongside Mel "Gigantic Balls" Gibson. I forgot about that for a second.
hmmmmmm
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:35:56 CST

I think your on to something Danny.
because really-- if a guy is some fucking Twilight kinda good-looker.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:37:22 CST

....he sorta comes in with a bang and rises or falls fast....
And...are 'EGGERS' only men? It seems sorta difficult to classify one with a cunt...like determining the sex of snakes.
There aren't any women Eggers
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:39:34 CST

probably because no one respects women actors.
and Heath was very good in...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:39:35 CST

...Monster's Ball and Lord of Dogtown as well. He was consistent and always changing. Thats why the barrage dick-sucking rose from his rotting corpse on the 3rd day.
When we put together the final thesis on 'EGGERSISMS'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:47:30 CST

We must stress, the recipient of this honor must be sort of ugly-- either genetically or by artificial dirty/hipster means. But one must not pride themselves with an outwardly 'handsome/attractive' appearance, because that wouldn't be....artistic.
So then where does Jared Leto fall?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:48:52 CST

Cause it seems like he wants that title. He tries to be sorta hipster dirty and he is, but the women still swoon over his looks.
Yeah but he has no 'acting' relevance...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:50:04 CST

his is a total Non-Eggers issue.
and I'm sorry...but THIS is not dirty...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:52:44 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yb5pzoh
He probably has the cleanest/most polished asshole in the industry. What industry? Every industry.
Yeah but he's still going for that fake dirty look
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:58:43 CST

That's what that stubble is about. It's his idea of slumming it.
fuck
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:59:40 CST

people even model themselves after him.
http://tinyurl.com/5hdgps
perfect example of successful hip/dirty/fakeness/desperation/solitude/sins
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:00:51 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ndjap3
I never thought Mark was great looking....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:03:12 CST

....but compared to Rockwell, he's George fucking Hamilton.
http://tinyurl.com/23avkw
Is that Rockwell?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:03:39 CST

He/she looks like an absolutely retarded Albert Einstein.
God...I need a fucking drink.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:09:15 CST

...
he looks like
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:09:39 CST

My name is Earl...seriously who leaves the house with their hair like that?
Yeah Mark
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:10:27 CST

Is a decent enough looking guy, but he's nothing next to his brother.
http://tinyurl.com/ycxrce3
Female Eggers
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:12:11 CST

I nominate Jennifer Rubin...who did every trashy late 80's horror and/or psychosexual movie she could...hell, Patsy Kensit was playing her sister and she had Patsy go down on her in Bitter Harvest. Hell, I just nominate her the 80's retro fuckskank of the week. Cheers Jennifer!

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm36478208/nm0748075
cricket.....cricket.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:13:37 CST

..
Bitter Harvest
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:13:53 CST

must see?
Could Diablo Cody be a female Eggers
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:14:10 CST

?
Hahahah Basement
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:15:02 CST

I was just looking up a movie with Rubin in it.
Road Kill
Ever seen it, watching the trailer I thought it co-stared that Girls Gone Wild boner, but its just some actor who looked like him.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005292/
Koutch...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:15:32 CST

...you mean his brother that reenacted Mark's scene from Collateral when he took a shot to the face (and not in cum, for the first time).
aaaahahahaa she was in Full Eclipse
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:15:49 CST

I don't think you can be an Eggers if you were in the best Werewolf movie of all time.
Bitter Harvest = Sold
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:17:20 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ycnyxo8
WHOA! Mark Ruffalo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:18:33 CST

He was set to appear in Signs (2002) but had to drop out when he was diagnosed with a brain tumor. His part in Signs (2002) went to Joaquin Phoenix. The brain tumor Mark was diagnosed with was found to be benign. Following brain surgery, he has fully recovered after suffering from a partial facial paralysis.
Next movie about a group of guys getting fucked up in an exotic place for the weekend.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:20:05 CST

...starring
Ruffalo, Rockwell, Brody, Phoenix
Mark Ruffalo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:20:47 CST

Certified coke hound:
Was in attendance at Chris Penn's funeral.
Was a close friend of Heath Ledger. He is also friends with 'Gael Garcia Bernal'.
http://tinyurl.com/y9nrp6a
Wait a fucking minute...I just realized something.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:22:55 CST

....Odo called Ethan Hawke the 'most repulsive leading man of all time,' yet he loved MOON, so he's okay with this thing leading a film?!!
http://tinyurl.com/yklhkuo
Isn't Ethan....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:25:14 CST

..the corrupt cop in that shit coming out with Gere, Cheadle and Snipes?
Yeah thats him
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:26:12 CST

He lost all that Daybreaker weight. Also its the same guy that did Training Day.
BROOKLYN'S FINEST
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:26:37 CST

When Fuqua takes back the fucking hood!
I still have no fucking idea what you're talking about with Daybreakers weight....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:28:27 CST

....he looked the fucking same as always.
Right on...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:28:35 CST

...plus I want to see if Snipes has a cigarette bitch-ownership scar burned into his face as a result of his prison time. Count me in.
Yeah he wasn't like FAT or anything in Daybreakers
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:40:54 CST

I think they just dressed him in baggy clothes.
http://tinyurl.com/ydwb48w
But now he fucking looks skinny as shit
http://tinyurl.com/yapkgvu
Plus I think it was just more of a
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:41:54 CST

Joke between me and my wife, there was just this one scene in Daybreakers where he is wearing a suit and his pants are like up to his nipples that made him look really fat. And we laughed.
Maybe he's been gorging...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:44:36 CST

http://tiny.cc/m06yN
thats sweet you and your wife can have a laugh.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:55:21 CST

How is she, by the way? After the......injuries, I mean.
GOD!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:58:40 CST

You act like I killed her because she started a fire in our apartment, then drowed our three kids at the lake house I bought because she was a manic depressive or something.........
I never said I loved Moon...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:10:27 CST

I said it was fine. As a matter of fact I STRESSED it was fine but I had tons of problems with it. Rockwell wasn't intended to be goodlooking in the movie either. He's just supposed to be some lonely engineer. Working-stiff type. Ethan is definitely supposed to be some kind of dashing Cary Grant like Motherfucker in most of his roles which I can never buy. It also doesn't help that some girl in highschool that sat across from me had pictures of him in her binder and kept talking about how hot she thought ratboy was.
Cary Grant?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:13:21 CST

What? In what movie was Ethan ever supposed to be good looking? Dashing my ass....not with those fucking teef' home-girl.
PLus, let's face it...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:15:53 CST

Ethan creampied Uma Thurman is beyond fugly. Never got people's thing about her. She looks like she has down syndrome and an eating disorder all at once.
Well Gattaca for one...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:16:27 CST

people are supposed to buy him as an exact double of Jude Law.
Or how about in Those before sunset movies...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:17:50 CST

just the fact that he plays the leading man in a bunch of romantic comedies means the people who make them must think women finnd him attractive.
Yes...I read perez hilton, FUCK YOU. Look at this Koutch.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:18:23 CST

http://perezhilton.com/2010-02-18-up-in-the-air-author-snubbed-by-oscar
Giving the seed to Julie Delpy...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:18:47 CST

Respect for that. But Uma? Fuck sake...that shit's just WRONG.
JUli Delpy must have a thing for fugly leading men...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:21:15 CST

in that movie she directed she teamed herself up with Adam Goldberg of all people.
just tweeted this
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:22:55 CST

So @walterkirn, ur the latest poor schmo to fall prey to @JasonReitman's douchebaggery? Nepotism, it makes for some real punk motherfuckers.
he wasn't the exact double to Jude....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:24:16 CST

...it was like fucking Twins, he was the sicker, smaller, uglier one.
I forgive her for that Odo...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:25:25 CST

But then, how could I not? Watch Killing Zoe....you get to see her lucsiousness as she's riding Eric Stoltz with reckless fucking abandon.
BAM!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:29:28 CST

"P.S. @walterkirn, if your personal backstory was as gimmicky and fake as this cunt's: (@diablocody) You'd sure as fuck have front row seats!"
hahaha nice
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:32:19 CST
Delpy looks a little too Euro for me....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:34:47 CST

...I like my bitches like I like my cheese -- AMERICAN.
I missed that one Base...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:37:00 CST

I did get to see her milkjugs in American werewolf in Paris though.
Niw only did he creampie Uma but he cheated on her...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:38:07 CST

I remember Uma talking on Stern about how her brothers wanted to find him and kick his ass.
see i thought that
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:38:11 CST

But doing some research recently I found out that you don't.
Because I remember that scene
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:38:39 CST

And was always like????? How come chicks don't think about that in real life????
He 67 Years Old!
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:39:32 CST

Well Desire is up to hijinks again with this lovely bus altercation video she scrounged up on the internets:
http://theboobs.blogspot.com/?zx=c3c435e987ea3469
and Pattison is allergic to vaginas NSFW btw
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:41:05 CST

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html
Utter wanker.
fuck I meant not...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:41:49 CST

not sure what happened there.
Of course he cheated on her...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:42:44 CST

...just look at her...she's not worthy of the seed.
alright last one...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:43:08 CST

"So @diablocody, to u female empowerment means a world where women hafta' fabricate a past about stripping to advance their careers?! Really?"
Pattison SFW
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:43:30 CST

http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/84548147.html
Him and Kevin Smith can have a coming out party on the new leno show-bang-there's some publicity
Robert Pattison, allergic to vagina
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:44:53 CST

no wonder that little fuck is so depressed all the time.
Pattison = Dickblood?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:47:53 CST

"If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet - like this little naked community..."
I don't know why, but this seems like something you would say, Dan.
It sort of is......I want there to be a sense of love and harmony with every thrust onscreen...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:49:57 CST

Somehow this connects to my adoration of cunt-bush as well.
Allergic to Vagina....
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:51:12 CST

If you spent your days suckling on Kristen Stewart's penis, you'd be allergic too.
ya'lls crazy...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:55:23 CST

...Kristen is looking better and better every day....and I GUARANFUCKINTEE she's got bush!
http://tinyurl.com/y8v3z5a
THIS KNOWS HOW TO FUCK!
http://tinyurl.com/ll62tj
Perhaps you and Pattison are
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:56:33 CST

Brothers in Bush? Fellow Bushmen of the Mozambique?
You think Stewart has a penis?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:57:18 CST

I never thought about it. She just seems like she'd never be into sex, so why bother even thinking about it.
I fucking respect The Pats...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:59:33 CST

He's been pounding that young flesh for years now, and not a fucking peep. Truly fucking professional. I wish him, and his Kristen Stewart hymen meat coated dick well...
There is only one slayer of POON!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:02:24 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yc7pdmp
FOR HE HATH SLAYITH THE MIGHTYEST OF CUNT!
http://tinyurl.com/yjrsmzz
I dunno dude, she looks like she'd get down to me.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:02:56 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yguym7o
Lautner is absolutely gay....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:04:48 CST

..I have no doubt that shit was setup by their representation as being a mutually beneficial arrangement. Its more Will Smith/Jada shit...
But yes...TAKE THE LOAD.
http://tinyurl.com/ydqe6x9
Naw Lautner
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:06:46 CST

For right now at least....slays it every night. Give him five years, thats when he will realize that he is gay. Right now he is giving into poon pressure.
I would eat Lautner's ass for hours....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:11:59 CST

...to get a chance to impregnate Swift. Do you realize how fucking good that kid would look?!! FUCK.
I have a bad feeling...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:17:49 CST

...that Lautner is only gay in our minds (cuz we want him to be); but in reality, he's already strip-mined more snatch than we've had hot dinners. Fucker.
No...I really think he is. I can sense these things...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:19:10 CST

...Pats on the other hand, 100% fucking man's man. He so manly in fact, he would let Lautner blow him for a solid hour and remain completely limp and unscathed just to test himself.
Anyone see that Valentine's Day Avatar story harry wrote??
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:24:23 CST

Seriously what the fuck? What....the...fuck?
Koutch...if you're gonna get a tattoo....get some ill shit that stands for something.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:25:33 CST

LIKE THIS
http://tattoosnob.com/
walter kirn the 'up in the air' writer....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:26:36 CST

just fucking started following me. Hehehe...
Just go for Tat gold. Fuck Nikki Sixx.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:27:42 CST

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2299/1921458382_aad46f8079.jpg
Never really thought of it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:29:45 CST

...but that would be interesting to be with a female with full sleeves....hhhmmmm
Kat Von D
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:31:40 CST

Total conniving bitch (the one Nikki Sixx has been hitting) but as skrunk as she is, any guy that wouldn't throw it up her ass needs to surrender their fucking man-card right now.
What?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:31:44 CST

Like this chick?
http://tinyurl.com/yzloy6u
I don't like that bitch at all....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:32:55 CST

...any shit up the neck face or tits is fucking stupid and I refuse to use for anything more than a piss receptacle.
No K-Boom
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:33:01 CST

Get a sharpie and draw shit all over your neck and knuckles, and then show up at home and say, "Honey-I did what you said! These tats R awesome!"""
Which is fine DG...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:33:36 CST

...just USE her. That's all that matters.
Anyone else think Elfman's Wolfman score was terrible?
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:33:41 CST

I thought it was generic sounding as shit just like most of his stuff has been in the last 5 years. The funny thing is alot of people on the gingers site are giving hm shit about sounding too much like the Coppola Dracua score which is funny for two reasons. A: He already admitted that was an inspiration to him in an interview a while back and B; in my opinion it didn't even sound like it that much. Not sure what happened to him but he used to be one of my favorites.
Koutch go with something like this...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:36:23 CST

http://www.outpost31.com/vistar/tattoos.html
The main theme is nearly identical....what do you mean?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:36:55 CST

I like both. I thought it was some strong mature work from Elfman. It kept the pace going, but it wasn't imposing.
I got the score....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:37:43 CST

...and its actually very cool to listen to on its own as well...
or you can go with the tattoo I recently got....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:40:28 CST

..in honor of my lovely ex-wife..
http://tinyurl.com/yz3yds5
This happened to him
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:40:42 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ye8njdn
OR THIS!
http://tinyurl.com/yemfm7k
All you cunts...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:42:56 CST

....watched The Wolfman and yet I see no reviews. FUCK ALL OF YOU. That is all.
this is the only thing from
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:43:01 CST

The thing that I would ever put on my body.
http://tinyurl.com/yku7wcv
Yeah get a portrait of Keith....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:45:54 CST

...he's about the same skin tone as your wife anyway. Hide her contacts and convince her its her...
ha ha-my one buddy got a barcode tat
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:46:14 CST

because he was all convinced that the Y2K computer virus was going to end civilization.
So he goes to the grocery store, and scans it.
Turns out it was the code for a can of beans.
This really happened.
Yeah I'm assamassed a
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:49:42 CST

Recording of him from all of his movies. I just really need to play that and I'm good.
I've*
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:51:01 CST

balls.
did your friend go to that experimental college...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:52:16 CST

...you speak of?
Experimental college???
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:55:15 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ycqrhdy
Jesus Christ-A degree from Hamburger University would be wotrh more money-LOL
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:01:11 CST

... http://www.komonews.com/news/local/15665292.html
Hell yeah-stick it to the man!
flipping cop cars? Evergreen rules!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:03:53 CST

...
Evergreen St.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:09:18 CST

Fucking INFAMOUS. Only Chico State comes close.
I really don't have anything to say about Wolfman....
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:10:45 CST

it was all right I guess. The score sucked though. It made no impact on me. I do own the Dracula score though and listen to it when boning when I'm allowed.
Boning music
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:16:10 CST

Ahh I remember back in the 80's when a guy thought he was cool cuz he played 'Foreigner' while knocking it out. Awww ya "feels like the first time". Holy fuck....I was tragic.
Enigma is proper Boning Music
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:37:58 CST

my buddy runs a limo service-he swears by that shit.
Bronco
Xiphos says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:38:10 CST

was your friend a retard?
Fuck yes...Shadowboxer finally getting some love!!
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:41:41 CST

Check out Vern's review.
http://outlawvern.com/2010/02/18/shadowboxer/#more-6782
For anyone interested the movie is available on instant streaming on Netflix. I guess Danny will have to buy it or something because there's no way Blockbuster carries this shit haha.
Someboy actually boned to this shit??
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:43:08 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw
Xiphos-He's a professional
LordBronco says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:55:29 CST

and sometimes it's not about the guys needs-he's gotta compromise with the ladies and play them retarded shit to make them more receptive to serious bodily injury.
They give you any limo driving lessons in the Marine Corps?
I *know* they didn't-so there!
Professional what?
Xiphos says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:11:26 CST

I meant your bar code friend was he a retard?
They do send guys that are tasked with dignitary protection through driving school.
hehe Bronco...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:13:09 CST

I'm pretty sure Xiphos was asking if bar-code guy is retarded.....
Enigma guy is straight up. Though I prefer Sade for proper insemination.
Fuckin Pattinson
VowelMovement says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:19:22 CST

Dude looks like he's been hit with a shovel...repeatedly. Rockwell on the other hand... I'm not gay, but I'd let his hobo beard stay at my ass motel for the night. I've never seen Rockwell give a bad performance. Even if the movie sucks, he's always great to watch. I don't, maybe I'm bein to hard on R-Patt. I just got a bad haircut. Fuck it.
oh come on!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:59:59 CST

Rockwell looks like his hair and breath smell like dogshit. Fuckin R-Patz probably smells better than any bitch I've ever been in a room with.
Go easy on Rockwell
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:03:25 CST

He's not a top twenty actor, he's not even an Eggers. And yes, he always looks ratty. But that motherfucker is a decent actor.
So I'm watching Transformers 2 right now...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:11:47 CST

...just to see if it was as bas you all said. So, the 'jive' talking hiphop robots have big teeth, play rap music and are illiterate by their own admission? What the fuck was Bay trying to do....instead of 'skid' and 'mudflap', why didn't he just name them "sambo" and "jigaboo". People were right to be offended...this movie's fucked up.
HOD
VowelMovement says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:18:15 CST

I'd go so far as to say he is one of the better actors of the last 10 years (I know he's been around longer, but). Pattinson wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to see his face 5 times a day. It's shit like that that makes me hate someone. From what I can tell, the dude is an awful actor, too. I did wanna watch that Dali movie he did, just to see if, when given better material, he shines through. I figure maybe it'll be like Kristin Stewart. Hated her, but then saw Adventureland and fell in love. So yeah, I'll just avoid the Internet until I watch that Dali movie.
sambo and jigaboo are my Dalmatian's names....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:28:16 CST

Damn I love those dogs.
One of the robots actually said...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:32:05 CST

..."Aww he got so ate". FUCK.
Bay thinks with his balls
VowelMovement says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:38:15 CST

I bet it didn't even register that those robots would offend anyone. That, or Michael Bay is a fucking racist piece of shit.
I'm still waiting for the scene...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:41:36 CST

...where they show up with a bucket of 'KFC' sporting some bling and go shopping at FUBU. That's how far this movie sunk.
For my money I don't think Bay is racist..
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:43:06 CST

I think he legitimately thinks what he's doing is both acceptable and hilarious. He would probably be as confused DW Grifith if someone pointed it out to him.
THE RETIREMENT OF STUNTCOCK MIKE AND THE TRAGIC DEATH OF FUN.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:05:27 CST

So I've decided to leave AIBN and I figured I owed all of you Professionals an explanation as to the reasons why.
Over the last several days Koutchboom's absolutely EPIC old school AICN-style trolling on Scorsese(the man responsible for my love of film) has pissed me off to such an extent as to where I've had to basically reassess why the fuck I am still involved here, why I came here in the first place, and why I'm leaving. It can all be summed up with the following sentence...............
After the last week of relentless bullshit, it's just not fucking fun for me anymore.
And after all, that's why we're all here, right? Fun?
Not to say it hasn't been fun up until the last week. On the contrary, I've met a lot of great people here and made some friends. Not to mention my Brothers in Bale Danny, Abom, and Donor who I feel like I'm leaving in the lurch, so to speak. But let's be honest here, my heart is no longer in it, so why bother going through the motions?
Danny, Donor, and Abom, go ahead and take me off the admin page/change the passwords and all that jazz. Leave my stuff in here or take it out, it's up to you. It's AIBN property. The cause must still, and always, be served. Under penalty of Lord Bale.
And again to my three Brothers in Bale, it's been my honor to serve with you, Professionals all.
I'll be around the nets in the usual places, spouting off random bits of wisdom and bullshit. Always with a foul mouth and a sense of misogynistic humor. You all know where to find me. And I know where to find you. Hope to see you out there in the ether.
One last thing before I ship out................
So hey, congratulations Koutch, YOU WIN. Good work. Taking up the contrary position on every fucking subject under the Sun just to BE contrary seems to be working out for you. Don't EVER lose that magic my man, no matter how fucking retarded it makes you look.
Okay okay, I really mean it this time, just one last thing................
Koutchboom, fuck you buddy. Fuck you right where you breathe.
Koutch's response to this will be(as usual).......... "Whatever Stuntcock."
Semper Fidelis,
Stuntcock Mike
FUCK!
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:20:32 CST

Fuck.
Wow....I knew Koutch was going to chase someone out eventually I just thought...
Odo19 says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:34:48 CST

it'd be Conti or Danny. This is the saddest day of my e-life.....well....almost. Via Con Dios Stunt. You probably made me laugh more than anyone else here.
Oh what the hell?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:43:04 CST

So.....no more QFAD?
So I guess
Koutchboom says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:06:12 CST

Stunt didn't read my other review of Shutter Island then? I did come to the realization today, that it would make for a great rental.
Jesus Mike, a part of me just died
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:07:14 CST

I'm guessing you're in the same dark soul sucking hole I'm in right now. After what happened last year, I would've eaten a shotgun if it wasn't for you guys and this site. Finding the motivation to write a new review or top ten list every day was hell, but it gave me a goal. When I completed one goal, I set another. And gradually, I settled into a routine and set expectations for myself.
Honestly, inside I don't feel any better. I still cry all the way into work and all the way home. I'm lonely as hell. I hate my job. I still miss her. And every rejection letter from another script agent convinces me I don't have any talent as a writer.
As I type this I tell myself my dreams will never be realized. I'll die less than an average man. Zero accomplishments, zero legacy. That makes me no better than a cockroach.
But who knows. The internet may be permanent. If I die tomorrow my ramblings here might still floating out in cyberspace a century from now. And maybe some kid will read what I had to say Raiders of the Lost Ark and he'll be moved to dust off his grandfather's Blu-ray or whatever the format is and discover a classic movie that has long fallen off that generation's lips.
You're one of the great ones Mike. I hope to know you until I take that final bow.
I just want to say thanks, Mike
Continentalop says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 23:20:41 CST

Shit. Ever since you told me the news I've been bummed out. I didn't want to log back onto AIBN until after I saw Shutter Island, but I figured I should make this a public paean to our homosexually tinged friendship, fueled by cocaine, skanks, Vice Squad and, above all, St. Martin of Scorsese.
I'm writing this on my iPhone because I knew I had to write this in place and in a style you would appreciate - Schrader style. So I'm sitting in a bar that could double for an old whore's cunt: dark, dank, roomy, smelly and you really don't want to touch anything with your bare flesh. I'm pounding drinks to remove the filters so I can say how much I love you to a man I've never met without becoming too self-conscious. I also don't want this to become about me and distract anyone from the big story - that you're leaving AIBN.
I mean no offense to anyone else, but you're my favorite one I this site. You're the reason I log on - and I don't even mean QFAD (but that is a must look) but the fact I could always count on you to drop a line or reference or joke that would brighten my mother fucking day. You're the guy who got me to contribute reviews and interviews; the one who came up with the New Moon coke and booze party (yeah, I dropped the ball on that big time); who invited me to do a live chat on mother fucking Vice Squad; and a million other things that made it fun for me to come to this site. Plus you're just plain cool.
I'm not going to say it is goodbye, because obviously I'll be talking to you now and again. But your absence from AIBN will certainly be felt. Especially by me. You're one of the reasons I stopped in here and the biggest reason why I stay.
I think on my way home I'll stop at the hotel where Ramrod used the pimpstick on Nina Blackwood, take a photo and email it to you. Nothing says thank you like fucking Vice Squad. And I want to say "thank you, Stuntcock Mike. For everything."
Sad News
Xiphos says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 23:21:34 CST

Take care Mike YOU will be missed.
Also I haven't read the review BUT
Continentalop says:

Thu 18 Feb 2010 23:25:10 CST

I noticed that the film gets the dreaded Finger of the Apocalypse but NOW up above Koutch says it is a renter. How the fuck does a film go from being ranked as a complete piece of shit, the nadir of cinema, to something you can rent?
I guess I'll have to wait till Monday for the answer.
Continentalop
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 00:21:00 CST

Good luck.
Alright, I guess I’ll say it
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 03:16:56 CST

You seem like a fine guy, Mike. God knows how I enjoy your articles and ESPECIALLY your Queen For a Day feature. Your work on here has always been rock solid and I will sincerely miss it.
I don’t know what’s going on in your life right now. HOD’s post suggests that maybe things aren’t so great for you right now. If that’s the case, I am genuinely sorry to hear it and I wish the best for you.
However, blaming this on Koutch seems out of place. I’ve never seen Koutch attack you or anyone on here personally. I don’t think he’s ever belittled or degraded anyone here for their opinions. He is simply expressing his. Is that so bad? Yes, he appears to not like Martin Scorsese........so what? If you admire the man’s work, then what does it matter what someone else thinks? If this site were simply a collection of guys who agreed on every single thing, it would be a far more boring place.
But posting this, out in the open, strikes me as a low thing to do. And yes, even though I know little of who you really are, I think it’s below you. What’s the purpose? To get everyone on here to hate Koutch? What good does that do?
I find it very hard to believe that he is the real reason you are leaving. I do not believe that you simply cannot stand someone expressing an opinion that is different from yours. If your heart simply isn’t in this anymore, that’s fine. That’s a good reason to leave. You could have just said that. Instead you chose to blame this on someone else. Maybe I’m missing something, but that just seems unwarranted.
Woah!!! WHAT THE FUCK????
Col. Tigh-Fighter says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 07:04:43 CST

Shit guys, Im gone a couple of days and this happens?
Mike, say it aint so! I really enjoy reading your stuff.
I hope all is well with you, man!
How the hell am I supposed to find motivation to write anything for the site today
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 08:26:53 CST

Goddamn storm cloud is hanging so heavy above my head I've got a migraine.
Conti brought up a good point. Anything that gets the middle finger shouldn't even be recommended to pipe into coffins let alone be worth renting.
Why it would make for a decent renter
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 09:25:03 CST

I say this because someone had to call this movie out for being uninspired and very very mediocre. Had there been any other name in the Directed by Credits the reviews would have read like this:
James Mangold directed another thriller, which is well paced and gets a good performance out of most of the cast but this well acted and well made movie gets let down by its unoriginal story, plot and lack of any real fear of dread.
While its good to see that David Goyer has finally made a movie that’s well acted, but gone is all the dread and any scares in this pretty bland and boring thriller, it looks nice. The cheesy plot and a couple of really bad scenes like the one with Patricia Clarkson makes it nothing more then your run of the mill thriller. Leo does a good job though.
So you would read the reviews and go...ehh I'm gonna skip it. Finally 6 months after its been out for rent you see it and go "I hear this wasn't that bad", you put it in and watch it and go well that was fun, totally unoriginal but not bad. Glad I didn't see it in theaters.
Nothing about the movie needs to be seen on the big screen, somewhere between 20-40% of the movie is just close up of Leo's face.
And while I don't hate Scorsese, like some will have you believe. I wouldn't have even bothered seeing this if it wasn't directed by him, and none of you would have really cared. I just do not think the man is untouchable. I mean fuck after Jack no one gives a shit what you say about Francis Ford Coppola, and I find what he is doing these days more interesting then what Marty is doing.
Fluffed
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 09:25:35 CST

Thank you. You said it much nicer then I ever could.
I'm not attacking your opinion of the film
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 09:56:46 CST

But for me, a film that gets 0 fists is not one I can recommend to anyone. I gave The Lovely Bones the middle finger and I personally felt that was deservedly so. If someone asks me if they think it's worth watching down the road on late night cable I would tell them no. Seriously, for me the movie was so bad it didn't have one redeemable quality worth checking out in any medium.
Now, if someone listens to my recommendation but still chooses to watch the movie (as you did) then that's cool. It's a personal choice. And as it happens you though it was an OK movie and I think that's great. But a movie that warrants zero fists/stars/thumbs is not one that the reviewer should be able to recommend with good conscience to anyone because that suggests there isn't a single thing in it worth seeing.
With regards to the other issue, yes, I wish Mike had come to Danny, Abom or myself first. I don't claim to know what anyone is going through but I suspect Mike is experiencing similar issues to my own right now. And he's always been 100% supportive of everyone around here and always such a great, level-headed guy I can't help but think there are bigger issues going on than the recent spate of Scorsese bashing. I just hope he needs a hiatus rather than a complete removal because I can't imagine the site without him.
This isn't Gingertown where you can lose a member like Moriarty and the site isn't affected at all. It was garbage with him, it remains garbage without him.
Anyway, I don't have all the details so I'm not going to ramble like a jackass. I think everyone here has made valid points and I hope we can remedy this and move past it.
And not to be a kiss ass, but I appreciate everyone's contributions here, whether it be reviews or all day input in the fistbacks. You guys are a second family to me.
HOD
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:11:42 CST

I get what you mean. Its a visceral attitude about the film right after viewing it. For me though I feel there is a huge difference between theater and DVD. And I do agree that this is a 0 star film for the theater.
You guys wanna see something
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:22:05 CST

Scarier then Shutter Island???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KlhGm_sIBI&feature=popular
Interesting
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:23:50 CST

I have seen this before.
HERE YA GO
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:35:36 CST

I never put links to my own site here. I simply don't enjoy taking the focus off of our holiest of holies (dedicated to Lord Bale) but it's a shitty day....everyone's puckerfucked and we need something to help break the tension. Those of you who follow me on Twitter know I watched Transformers 2 last night. And got PISSED. So, I made a poster for it that better sums up my feelings on the film than any review I could write (which I won't because this film doesn't deserve my quips or further reflection).

Enjoy 'Transformers 2: Botboozled'.

http://www.trailguider.com
Actually HOD, the Middle Finger of the Apocalypse can still be recommended....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:37:22 CST

I gave it to 'Boy In The Striped Pajamas Walks Straight Into An Oven' and I would sure as shit recommend everyone see it. Its shockingly stupid.
Oh GOD Scott....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:42:17 CST

...we're down on our knees over here, I'm about to call the whole thing off, and you're promoting your site?!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LOL
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:43:49 CST

Nah finishing the laugh fro last night....Transformers 2 was BEYOND unbelievable. I woke up still offended (and do NOT call the 'whole thing off'). AIBN is the place we all reside, debate, blow shit up, and do so with massive professionalism. I'll pay for the hosting myself...but this site needs to remain the voice of honesty and professionalism.
Danny...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:44:45 CST

HOD's headed down this way in a few weeks...you gonna make it? We'll take the boat out and fish (aka drink) til someone shits out a kidney.
hahah Basement
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:47:23 CST

So you had to watch TF2 for the same reasons I did, and found it to be worse then what they said like I did. Nice.
hahahaha I think I figured it out
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:49:46 CST

Child Death = Middle Finger of the Apocalypse
KB it was fucking unbelievable
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:51:49 CST

I was really shocked...people tend to get worked up when a film dissapoints; hyperbole runs rampant and everyone dogpiles on a film (basically recreational bitching). Unfortunately, this was not the usual "hype hate" we all have come to expect. This film is every bit as pointless, noisy and offensive as people have said - and the fact that the two robots weren't only ham-fisted caricatures BUT were proud to be illiterate? I mean...REALLY? All Michael Bay did is make George Lucas (with his own poorly devised accents in the new Star Wars films) look like Martin Luther King Jr. I am literally ashamed of the money that movie made.
I think its child death or exploitiation of the Holocaust.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:56:34 CST

So perhaps 'The Unborn' was eligible, cause it sorta had both as well.....two things saved it though, Gary Oldman, and this:
http://tinyurl.com/y8wqx2g
The Unborn was actually watchable?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:59:04 CST

Interesting. The tailer worried me so I skipped it during it's initial release. Maybe I'll throw it on Netflix.
Its pretty fun....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 11:02:31 CST

....if you have a few days to spare, read this shit:
http://tinyurl.com/y9ypey2
BASEMENT
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 11:02:51 CST

Yeah man, it was SOOO fucking bad. What also bothered me was that people got all worked up at the obvious dumb shit when for me it was the whole forcefull nature of the film. Literally for the first hour and a half there is NONSTOP dialog, even during the fight scenes. And all the conversations are edited in such a way that one character says something the second another character finishes what they were saying. It was like no one actually had to think in the movie. It wasn't until a bad transformer was shot into space that we got some fucking silence. Also the fact that the camera NEVER stoped moving, I think I got a call from Tony Scott about half way through and said even he was fucking tired of the camera moving.
Because of that it like beats you into submission and your fucking spent by the end. Kind of like rough sex.
Man
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 11:03:47 CST

never notice the split tail in that photo before.
A night with Dickblood?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 12:12:51 CST

http://manoamondo.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/burtreynoldsbutt.jpg
I'm not gonna say the usual "I'm not gay, but.." part
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 12:52:45 CST

That's just a hell of an ass.
Duff....for the longest time when you'd pop up here and there....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 12:57:21 CST

...I thought you were a female. Which is why initially I was so nice. I just wanted to make you feel comfortable here....and then...fuck you.
Sorry Dan
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:03:34 CST

I have a penis. I'm willing to tuck it back when I post on here...if that makes a difference.
No its fine...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:04:26 CST

...thats just what I do. Hunt down cunt on the internet and promptly...destroy it.
I've never destroyed cunt
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:09:51 CST

I love it far too much to use the savage, knotted piece of cedar that is my dick. That's where the fluffing comes in...
speaking of total fucking destruction
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:13:44 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4
Thats my ringtone
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:16:45 CST

For when my wife calls.
the way you get everyone to stop being mad at you....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:17:55 CST

....post pictures of your wife. NOW.
Guys here should be posting pictures of their EX-wives
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:19:49 CST

That's step one of the healing process.
Are people still mad at me?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:22:08 CST

I've moved on, why can't you?
Kendra, Snookie, Heidi
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:23:26 CST

Who are all these worthless cunts? Even respectable news outlets are now talking about them.
respectable news outlets????
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:24:00 CST

These would be?
So long Stuntcock
Faust_8 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:24:29 CST

you'll be missed
So what about Queen for a Day
Faust_8 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:25:34 CST

or cocktus erectus ?
Who are Kendra, Snookie and Heidi?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:26:31 CST

I honestly don't know.
Stephen Baldwin is the best the CPAC can do?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:27:00 CST

I'm going to go home and burn my copy of Usual Suspects. That and Naked Gun permanently ruined by cock juggling cunt bags. Great. Just great.
Haha
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:27:48 CST

Glad to see I'm not the only perv seriously concerned about QFAD.
I have no idea either Duff
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:28:58 CST

I guess I need to be on Twitter to know and acid to care.
Holy Shit Mike!
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:30:31 CST

Dude, K-Boom is a fucking dipshit-he's gotten my goat twice now to making me as mad as you are now. I recommend taking a break for a while until it's fun again, and come on back.
Myself, with all my computer troubles, have been on hiatus for writing for a couple months now-It's cool dude.
Lord Bale needs good guitarists in his army so think about that!
Xi-no- my buddy with the barcode tat is a retard. He went to Evergreen-just like me. Ha ha-I always forget about security details-so no offense to The USMC.
But did they train in ornamental cake decoration in The Corps? Huh? I bet you they didn't train you in that!
I'm just now finishing up taxes and new pieces for my gallery shows here today..i almost got it together for a hasty review of "Spartacus:Blood and Sand", but that piece of art deserves full attention.
Again mike, when your only payment is fun, it can be a tough job to keep it fun-so i hope you'll think about coming on back sometime.
Peace!
alright...I'll be the first to post a pic of my ex-wife I guess...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:30:44 CST

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stygian/4117787324/
No one will ever ruin Naked Gun for me
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:31:09 CST

NO ONE. Those movies are fucking awesome.
you guys see this new Kick Ass?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:34:43 CST

http://www.myspace.com/trailerpark
You guys want a queen for today?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:36:01 CST

Here you go: ttp://tinyurl.com/yeux8q6
It's on CNNSI so the site is SFW but the pictures are bodypaint so watch out for who may be standing behind you.
so...she has no nipples?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:36:58 CST

What the fuck?
Oops, put an "h" at the beginning of that web address
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:38:08 CST

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND!!!!
Watched all 4 episodes on the weekend, Bronco. That is some great shit. The violence is over the top and it's goofy as hell but I love every minute of it.
it just looks like more'a that "men who strive to fuck men" stuff.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:43:21 CST

.....not that I have a problem with that. Its just, I'm straight up-- so if you wanna fuck another man, do it. And show me.
Blood and Sand
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:45:52 CST

Looks fun, better then 300 probably.
Oh yeah I wanted to check out that thing
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:46:53 CST

I don't know why, but that guy from The Mummy makes is less homo in my eyes
Oh, there's men banging other men in it
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:47:26 CST

But seeing Lucy Lawless in all her naked glory ain't bad. And the chick who plays Spartacus' wife? Yeah, I was 'bating when she was on screen and didn't even realize it until I felt a warm sensation rolling down my hand.
XENA NAKED?!?!
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:50:42 CST

For real???
Faust_8 RE: QFAD
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:51:01 CST

There will be something to the effect.
dude, thats gross...HOD
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:51:22 CST

You're like 50.
Yes, Xena is naked and she's got great tits
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:53:21 CST

50? Wow, I really put on some years over night. Best go update my eHarmony page.
so where are the ex-wife noodz? I put up mine..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:53:56 CST

...
Dan age has nothing to do with it
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:58:41 CST

We all want to fuck on the floor and break shit.
Carah Faye Charnow, original singer for Shiny Toy Guys-- does A NIGHT WITH DICKBLOOD
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 13:58:52 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yby6yq7
and I'm really get into chicks with arm tattoos.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:00:12 CST

....but I think thats the only place I like em on a female.
Is she your ex?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:00:40 CST

Otherwise I'm seeing no ex wives pics....and definitely no nude ones.
this one....not nude. I exaggerated.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:03:11 CST

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stygian/4117787324/
Charnow ran off to Sweden
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:05:02 CST

Whatever. Good luck with that, girl.
she's cute...and she gives me an erection.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:09:00 CST

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Shiny-Toy-Guns-u14.jpg
new chick's kinda whacked...
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/88675152.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D011059DAF59745ED57672C06F814534396BE5BF6E1D8579B4E30A760B0D811297
She looks mighty pasty to be Mrs. Ex-Dickblood
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:09:23 CST

And I pictured you with someone who had grander tits and a larger ass.
here's her whackness..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:10:07 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ybxqkrx
So Dan your real name is Marc Laroche?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:11:34 CST

Your wife's pic is okay I guess
Eh? I fucking love pasty...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:11:56 CST

...
Yeah
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:12:41 CST

The old STG singer definitely looks better than the new one. I hope she likes pickled herring or whatever it is they eat in Sweden.
yeah this comment probably comes in at the wrong time
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:13:02 CST

But I'm really starting to get fucking carpal tunnel syndrome on my wrist. And I fucking hate it.
Be honest...who here already wasted a perfectly good....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:16:37 CST

paper towel over Danny's wife yet?
I will split Charnow's herring like a fawkin' pineapple mey'ing...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:17:01 CST

...
Haha I too thought Hilary was a chick for a while...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:17:26 CST

when he refered to hmself as a he I was crushed. I thought this place could be my all purpose webiste for news, laughs, and cunt.
Speak of the devil!! Check out my FilmUnfacts contributions this week!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:17:44 CST

http://tr.im/OVQD
or should I say "wife"..
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:18:36 CST

//
Yeah.... BITCHES = WIFE = CUNT
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:19:53 CST

We can all be friends!
Fine, I'm a chick
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:20:49 CST

You got me. I'm just trying to fit in on this site by pretending to have spectacularly average dong.
*himself and *website....fuck
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:25:03 CST

//
FilmUnfacts
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:25:31 CST

Any site that includes "Ok, you cunts..." into their tagline if okay by me.
@DavidGArnold on twitter....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:35:14 CST

...the composer to does all the Bond pictures, is a really cool/weird/funny guy...
Right about now is when Stunt would give a much needed...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:40:54 CST

adrenaline injection to a fistback. Now....never again.
Arnold is in my top 7 film composers ever...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:41:24 CST

always been a fan of his stuff.
He's a cool guy...and he'll answer anything...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:42:37 CST

....I asked him the other day what weapon he used to fuck up Harry Gregson Williams and steal the Narnia gig. He said "plough."
what else has he done?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:43:45 CST
His story is interesting.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:44:31 CST

....I always wondered how he got the Bond gig. He made one of those fucking Bond theme electronica remix albums and John Barry heard it and loved it and suggested Arnold to Barbara Broccoli for Tomorrow Never Dies.
somehow he landed Stargate....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:45:47 CST

..right off the fucking bat...its like his first fucking thing.
He did ID4 and Godzilla....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:47:46 CST

Four Brothers? That was a good score...
harry gregson Williams is probably on my bottom 5...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:49:20 CST

along with Randy Newman. His score for Kingdom of Heaven was fucking miserable.
I like Harry Gregson a lot....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:50:49 CST

...but I recognize he just pieces together a collage of previous shit. But come on...Man on Fire and Spy Game are both fucking brilliant scores.
I think he left Narnia 3 to do Mr. Scott's UnFuckingStoppable...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:51:43 CST

..
Haha his Domino score is actually beat for beat like his Man on Fire...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:53:11 CST

I was amazed how close it was. Spy Game was good though. Anyone hear his Wolverine score? I assued it was shit but you never now.
*know...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:53:20 CST

//
I used to listen to his ID4 soundtrack
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:53:33 CST

All day long. That was great music to jog to.
His Bond score used to be my running music...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:55:25 CST

along with Ecstasy of Gold from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly soundtrack. Epic fucking music.
The Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack is sort of underwhelming
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:56:19 CST

Except for The Battle Of Kerak. I love that track. I can loop it all day.
I thought I recognized that name
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:57:05 CST

So it was Rolands man. So he's probably gay.
ID4 soundtrack I remember it having a listening station in a music store and I was like??? really? I think the movie had been for a while so it makes sense it was just funny.
Gregson's Narnia shit actually impressed me....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:57:43 CST

...I didn't think he was capable of that kinda shit. And I like how he slowly started to integrate a little more subtle synth shit into Caspian. Wonder what Arnold will do with it..
Koutch are you the only one who isn't....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:58:28 CST

divorced yet or has recently broken up with their girlfriend? It's hard to keep track lately.
do not recall
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 14:59:05 CST

The scores for either narnia film. Shit don't even remember part 2 at all, it was pretty bad. Almost Golden Compass bad.
Yes....Koutch is doing alright.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:00:07 CST

He took my advice and tapes and 8X10 of me on his face when she rides him, so the foundation is still strong.
yeah odo
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:00:18 CST

I just got married.
Caspian was fucking fantastic.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:01:11 CST

...I'll defend those films till the day I die...they will hold up better than LOTR. Watch.
I was surprised by hw much I liked the second Narnia...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:01:35 CST

I went in expecting nothing and was blown away by how good the production values were. That thing looked fuckin EXXXXPENSIIIIIIIVE. I was pretty much into it the whole movie.
There's some heavy shit in that film that LOTR never came close to....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:03:32 CST

....like having to leave all their men within the castle walls after that failed siege, and that fly over shot when Edmund looks down at all the bodies...
And as far as trees kicking ass, handled way fucking better and with far more class and restraint than the Treebeard bullshit.
Prince Caspian was fine...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:04:55 CST

...better flow than the first film (more memorable characters, better battle scenes, better moral challenges). I wasn't a fan of the first film at all..Tilda Swinton was good but I couldn't even tell you what happens the rest of the film - it made no impression on me whatsoever. But both films are fucking Citizen Cane compared to The Golden Compass. What a horrible mess that poor film was.
Oh fuck I watched black Dynamite last night....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:06:04 CST

after looking forward to it for months and I fucking despised it. It has all the problems Grindhouse was supposed to have had. So annoyingly self-aware. I actually just turned it off after 40 minutes. Might be the biggest disappointment of my life.
Also saw Hearts of Darkness. The doc about the making of Apocalypse Now. Really liked that. It reminded me of Werner Herzogs making of Fitzcaraldo.
See the second film to me
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:06:43 CST

Made no impression. Like I couldn't even begin to tell you the plot.
I thought Caspian was an improvement over Wardrobe
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:10:02 CST

But that crap with the girl running through the forest to find Aslan, maybe that was in the book and I understand the religious allegory but I thought it was poorly executed. Overall though a solid movie with great battle scenes.
We should probably rename the site Ain't It Divorcee News. Talk about birds of a feather.
man i love Randy Newman
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:10:11 CST

His toy story score is top notch and that song is amazing. He has a lot of good stuff.
I liked Dynamite but I can understand your position Odo
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:13:40 CST

I actually like movies that are self-aware. That shit cracks me up. I just think they had no idea how to properly end the movie and someone said "How's about a kung fu match with Nixon?", they looked at the storyboard, figured it was better than what they had and went with it. It would have worked better as a short film. I thought the first 30 minutes were great.
Man Isabella Rossellini was married to Scorsese and David Lynch...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:13:44 CST

imagine how much talent is contained between her legs? I wish I could drink from that golden chalice right now.
Koutch...how you feel about Reitman and Scorsese...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:16:53 CST

...is how I feel about Randy Newman.
The fight with Nixon is what actually got me interested in the movie in the first place....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:17:33 CST

but yeah it sounds a lot better than it actually is. First of that might be the worst Nxon impression I've ever seen....and I've seen Watchmen several times. Also like you said aside from the central idea they don't seem to do anything with it. Oh and yeah...I skipped to that part after I gave up on the movie.
And I will be a GOLDEN chalice
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:17:45 CST

if what I've heard is correct
yeah half the point of Black Dyanmite
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:19:32 CST

Is that it is self aware.
Odo on Randy Newman
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:22:31 CST

You've been impressed by his body of past work, but do not find all of his works to be as amazing as everyone says. And you were thoroughly disappointed with his newest movie which was an attempt on horror. But you respect what he does for film preservation? And wish that he would stop working with Leo?
Or you think he's a douche sucking off the teet of his fathers success?
ohh opps
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:23:14 CST

Basement not Odo.
I thought Caspian was an improvement over Wardrobe
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:24:04 CST

hahahah when I first read that I was like??? The customs in Caspian aren't any be...OHHH yeah.
Danny-Yeah your ex is technically hot...
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:30:53 CST

if that's your ex, and she has all of her teeth, which is a plus-but look at that big schnozz. She looks like groucho marx in that picture.
KB...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:31:34 CST

Are you referring to Reitman or Newman? As far as Randy Newman, he writes well..it's that voice that grates on me (but I dig some of Lou Reed's shit / Velvet Underground but even he grates on me at times).

My thoughts on Jason Reitman - Thank You For Smoking is the only film of his I found even somewhat enjoyable (and only because of J.K. Simmons who needs more screen time in everything he's in). I wasn't a big Juno fan...never saw Gulp or Consent and have avoided Up In The Air because, to me, that's a film I'd only watch when in a certain frame of mind. And, as of late, I've been looking for dumb escapist fun (it's been really snowy and grey back here so I've looked for 'Fun' films to provide a happy distraction). With that in mind, I HIGHLY recommend From Paris With Love. Travolta's best role in ages.
Technically hot maybe,
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:32:25 CST

but actually hot? Come one. That woman looks like Woody Allen
Do you guys really think
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:32:40 CST

I fucking hate Scorsese? It really is true then, you can't say a bad thing about him without getting black listed. I bet if I told Scorsese that his new film sucked, he would politely ask me why I thought that way. And me standing there looking like this:
http://tinyurl.com/yfvg8om
I would rant off a bunch of shit sounding like an idiot. Mr. Scorsese would thank me for my opinion and that it was nice not to have everyone tell him that his movie was perfect and that he wish a few certain things were different but overall he felt that the movie was good. Then he'd snap his fingers and two giant ass gumba looking mother fuckers would appear out of no where and you would never hear from me again.
what LordBronco?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:33:45 CST

Thats fucked....what if that really was my ex? That girl in the pic is fucking smoking. But for you to throw that out so personally mean-spirited, am I supposed to get all freaked out now and storm off?
BASEMENT
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:34:10 CST

You said you feel that same way about Newman as I do about Reitman and Scorsese. And I listed how I felt about Reitman and Scorsese and was wondering which one of those compared to your feelings about Newman.
I saw the trailer for Black Dynamite....and that was enough
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:34:25 CST

It a very fun trailer. But I don't think I need to see the whole film. It won't be better than the trailer.
BASEMENT
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:36:15 CST

looking for fun excapist stuff. I would say Pandorum but you are the one that hates the shit out of it right?
Its not you can't lose with any of the Tremors. We just finished our coverage over at werewolves:
http://moonwolves.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/tremors-4-the-legend-begins/
She's no Bryce but I'd hit it...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:36:33 CST

//
But if any of you want a truely good
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:36:57 CST

Horror/thriller movie this weekend rent The House of the Devil.
are you guys seeing the same picture?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:37:09 CST

What the fuck kinda Harvey Fierstein looking bitches are you usually feelin?
That girl is sexy as fuck....
Danny, that woman looks like a female Woody Allen
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:37:20 CST

ADMIT IT
Ahh gotcha...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:38:56 CST

...I was referring to your general distaste for Jason Reitman and comparing it to how I feel about Randy Newman: just not my thing, personally (but then I was forced to listen to 'Short People' ad nauseum throughout the late 70's so that probably soiled him for me). That and Tony Orlando singing "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"....fuck. I am now having flashbacks.
Duff....you could never land a chick that fresh.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:39:50 CST

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stygian/4117729524/in/set-72157622711595095/
i like short people
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:39:52 CST

its probably the truest song ever written. Well next to DMFD.
House Of The Devil...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:39:55 CST

Good recommendation. I've heard a ton of great stuff about it being a nice eerie throwback. I'll check it.
dude....talk about a fucking bullseye
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:41:24 CST

http://tweetphoto.com/11887381
If Woody Allen looked like that picture...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:41:32 CST

I'd rewatch Annie Hall and Manhattan. And probably stroke to it.
If she got rid of that retarded ink I'd maybe...think about giving her my seed....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:42:59 CST

otherwise yeah she's cute.
It'll take a lot of cream to cover all that ink...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:44:06 CST

http://twitter.com/account/profile_image/pandapance?hreflang=en
hey danny
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:44:29 CST

Looking good.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stygian/4325193415/
Anyone else think Danny is Hateman?
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:44:37 CST

I've always had a sneaking suspicion.
What I Imagine the Once Wife of Dickblood to look like
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:48:47 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yfd87re
House of the Devil
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:49:30 CST

http://moonwolves.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/new-vhs-of-the-week-the-house-of-the-devil/
I always imagined Danny's wife being that black chick who...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:51:11 CST

played Dwight Yoakum's ho in Crank 2.
Why she is no longer a Dickblood
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:51:14 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yj5blt3
Who's Hateman?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:51:19 CST

...
Hateman
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:52:56 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yf966jt
yeah.....who indeed....*winks*...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:53:11 CST

//
We can't discuss anything today without it getting cagey, can we?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 15:58:17 CST

The chick in that picture was cute as hell. She has that nerdy, mousey look I'm highly attracted to. But now I'm all about the chicks with a good heavy frame on them, the ones that we usually see in QFAD.
I have a date with a bottle of rum and some Asian violence tonight. Been a while for both.
"I'm all about the chicks with a good heavy frame on them"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:00:22 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ybbrsjk
Yeah well thanks to last night
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:00:29 CST

When someone placed all the blame on me i had to drink a bunch of rum with nothing but crappy red soda something to mix it with, and there was very little red soda.
Yeah I have a feeling the end is coming soon...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:00:47 CST

but will it end with a bang or a whimper?
Fuck I miss booze......and porn...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:02:08 CST

trying to clean up sucks.
The end of what? AIBN?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:02:25 CST

...
AIBN...a stage of my life....life in general...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:03:55 CST

everything.
The end of celibacy?
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:04:28 CST

God I hope so
The end times? 2012?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:05:32 CST

...the year the Mayans rise from the grave and eat our brains? But hey, that's just how I read their calendar. The shit's a wheel, after all.
end of wackinig off
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:05:55 CST

i swear i won't be able to move my wrist by the end of the year.
The end is coming soon?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:06:37 CST

Not in this place. My movie reviews and the camaraderie of the group is what gets me through the day.
Danny will run this place from the grave if he has to.
I don't dare check out the heavy girl frame link. Not at work anyway you bastard.
In that respect, yes, THE END IS COMING SOON
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:08:37 CST

As soon as regular joes start flying planes into IRS buildings, I think it's safe to say the pot is finally boiling over. Bring on the revolution!
a stage of your life is indeed coming to an end Odo....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:09:31 CST

...first you'll get the short-hairs, followed shortly thereafter by the butt-zits. But I can assure you, AIBN isn't going anywhere....at least not for another year.
Yeah the internet
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:10:41 CST

Is killing off normal buisnesses and itself at the same time??? How's that work?
yeah, if the Texas dude wanted to make a real impact.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:12:47 CST

....why didn't he fly his plane into Tiger Woods' fucking press conference?
Not for another year?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:13:22 CST

You know something we don't?
So am I the only guy beating it to women's curling?
As long as AIBN is around there's a chance I might not....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:13:50 CST

descend into a bottomless pit of despair. And for that I thank you.
god I don't pay attention to real news
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:13:57 CST

If either of you got any sweet job leads or would know how to turn a good profit out of roughly $2,000 e-mail me.
Let's See-two pieces of music come to mind...
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:15:57 CST

For StuntCock: Don McLean's "American Pie"
For Danny: Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive"
For Danny's cute online twitter friend: Jimmy Durante's "I'll Be Seeing You"
Ahhh Cha Cha Cha!!!!!!
I have some ideas Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:16:13 CST

...but most of them involve your wife.
music
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:18:53 CST

For LordBronco: Discoduck
HOD: Bother
Cone: My Balls Your Chin
hey danny
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:19:19 CST

As long as its makes me money I'm down.
Danny has the right idea
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:20:32 CST

Koutch, send me the money and your wife and I'll ensure that at least one doubles in size.
wait...are you going to eat her, or just inflate her with semen?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:21:33 CST

...
Bother? WTF? The Eeyore song?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:23:12 CST

More like Petty's "Free Fallin'" because I'm in the mother of all spirals right now.
"are you going to eat her, or just inflate her with semen?'
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:25:17 CST

Both. I always go down on the ladies long time before making a deposit.
Women's curling?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:28:24 CST

How can anyone not spank it to a chick with a C cup AND a broom?
HOD
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:31:08 CST

Try reversing the order of those some time. It's surprisingly refreshing.
Bother
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:33:09 CST

No its on the Spiderman soundtrack. It makes you want to kill yourself.....maybe your song should be something else.
my song choices...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:34:30 CST

ODO -- Paul Anka - "Puppy Love"
LORD BRONCO -- Screaming Jay Hawkins - "I Put A Spell on You"
ABOM -- George Michael - "Father Figure"
HOD -- George Thourogood and the Destroyers - "I Drink Alone"
KOUTCH - New Order - "Leave Me Alone"
STUNTCOCK -- Elliot Smith "A Fond Farewell"
DUFF -- The Isley Brothers - "Between the Sheets"
Reverse? Hmmmm, interesting
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:35:53 CST

It smells like head cheese, I can finally find out if it tastes like it.
The Isley Brothers is a solid fucking pick for me
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:38:54 CST

.
DGDB
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:40:38 CST

Yeah you should probably have My Balls Your Chin.
Conti - The Entire Rolling Stones B-side collection.
Ya know what just hit me...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:40:39 CST

That rapist prick Polanksi has a movie coming out today and I haven't seen a single one of us commenting on the film...or his incarceration. Odd.
Can I have the MJ
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:41:04 CST

Version of Leave Me Alone instead?
well the thing about Polanski is...
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:41:38 CST
yeah dude, you pop a wad in a female of Middle-Eastern descent....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:41:56 CST

....and proceed to eat up your own young, it tastes like fucking Gereesh Bel Laban.
Puppy Love? What the fuck? can't I have a NIN song instead?
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:43:21 CST

Anything but that.
Yeah Basement...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:43:58 CST

...best to just ignore such things...I hammered at him for a month straight on my twitter.....people ended up thinking I WAS THE WEIRD ONE!! Go fucking figure!
Polanski boned Nastasia Kinski when she was 15?
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:45:14 CST

Also that was his wife in The Ninth gate? Fuuuuuuck. I hate this motherfucker.
Polanski has a movie coming out today?
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:45:38 CST

Has it been mentioned or reviewed anywhere? Who's in it? Sock puppets? News to me.
Pierce Brosnan is in it....that's all I know about it....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:48:24 CST

great another reason to hate pussy boy.
oh yeah...I just tweeted this, this morning
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:49:38 CST

"Here's how Tiger gets out of it, just say: 'Polanski fucks 7th Graders up the ass no problem, but I'm destroyed for slamming legal bitches?'"
its got Obi as well
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:49:59 CST

And the ummm least ugliest one from Sex in the City.
Here's how Tiger gets out of it:
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:51:06 CST

I just donated 2 Million dollars to the Hatian relief fund.
Sarah Jessica's in it? Or Kim Cattrall?
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:51:21 CST

It'd easily dine on the other two.
Fuck Yeah-Screamin Jay! For K-BOOM:
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:51:46 CST

song title is:
Ween's "Baby Bitch"-here's the link to grooveshark:
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search/songs/?query=Ween
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:51:46 CST

If was Tiger. I would've been ALL over that shit. Like UPPING anyother celeb that donated money. Why the fuck not, he's got it to spare.
Kim Cattrall
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:53:22 CST

Cause you know she'd put out after one wine cooler. After two though it gets embarrassing.
Ummm I googled embarrassing to make sure I was spelling it right.... and this came up:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/04/28/EmbarrassingIllnesses460.jpg
For HOD, Xiphos Song
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:54:12 CST

Uni and her Ukelele's "Mahalo Maui"
For Danny: Golden Earring's "Twilight Zone"
whoa...I googled it and spelled it wrong -- like this "embarassing"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:54:36 CST

and THIS came up!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1002/669188883_2e54fb850c.jpg
Hahaha
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:54:50 CST

You know Ween's music.
LB = http://tinyurl.com/bvkvwl
and THIS!! A pic of ScottinDC
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:55:37 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y8q56lz
and THIS!! A picture of COUGHLINS LAWS
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:56:06 CST

http://tinyurl.com/6mvcyq
embarrassing google search
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:56:53 CST

http://peet.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/blackcobra.jpg
and THIS....a pic from my high-school prom...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:57:05 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ykw2glp
Is that me...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:58:04 CST

...wearing a yellow jacket and farting on the poor bitch behind me?
I should leave this address on one of the Leno TBs on Gingertown so Coughlins...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:58:54 CST

can find his way here. It's about time you two were reunited.
Actually...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 16:59:18 CST

...the dude in the yellow jacket kinda looks like Maxwell Caulfield from Grease 2. What's he doing cutting one on some poor chick's taffeta?
Odo, if he found out he would threaten to sue me again.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:01:39 CST

....
god speaking of farting
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:02:26 CST

Its that time of day. Usually it happens earlier then this.
OJ on twitter!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:03:24 CST

http://twitter.com/OJSimpson
Actually this was my prom picture...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:03:33 CST

...well just after the prom ended.

http://tiny.cc/UdQpc
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:07:02 CST

OJ, way ahead of the tech game.
my prom date was a lot of fun...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:07:24 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yddr7cc
You didn't take Ms. August?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:10:07 CST

http://gullyborg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/prom_date.jpg
My prom date...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:11:47 CST

...why won't she ever call me back?

http://tiny.cc/LGwI8
Damn...my prom date....with Ms. August's AK....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:12:33 CST

...perfection.
ok what the fuck?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:12:33 CST

http://kristinastore.com/gallery.htm
I was gonna ask you the same thing KB...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:14:44 CST

What the fuck? And how many of those are on your Amazon wish cart?
And for Abom
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:17:05 CST

Song is Orf's "Carmina Burina"-possibly the techno remix made by Ray Manzarek...
Valentine's Day
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:17:42 CST

How many days do you think it took to make this movie? 15?
yeah....15 shooting days...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:19:18 CST

...spread across 3 1/2 years to accommodate schedules.
well yeah
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:21:30 CST

Not in a row of course. I mean really out of that cast only the hangover fuck is the actually busy one.
and Taylor Swift can't shoot while she's on her period....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:22:39 CST

...because her skin gets all flaky.
ohhh man
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:27:26 CST

I just wanna go up to a random person in my office I've never talked to and strike up a convo.
Hey man, you know that movie Valentine's Day?
Oh yeah my boyfriend took me to see it last weekend. I'm sorry have we met?
Did you know that it only took 15 days to film it!
No I did not, who are you again?
Well of course spread out over the course of three years. (Lean in real close like I got some big secert) you see Taylor Swift can't shoot while she's on her period because her skin gets all flaky. (Pull back real fast laughing really hard) I'm I right! Yeah thats right, high five me.
SLAP!
OWWW You just slap my face.
Ehhh yeah well thats what you get for being ugly. (walks away).
I realize "Taylor Swift can't shoot while she's on her period"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:29:55 CST

can have sooooo many delicious connotation. God Bless the English language.
Speaking of schools (and proms)...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:30:36 CST

I think this was the school I went to.

http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/dirty/index.html
Sean Penn-keepin' it real!
LordBronco says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:35:21 CST

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/sean-penn-charged-with-battery-in-la-attack-on-photographer.html
Speaking of Schools
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:35:37 CST

I want to see that movie afterschool.
Dragging out the oldies.
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:40:47 CST

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

Alright. Everyone submit your vote for best album cover on that page. I'm gonna go with 'The Minister Quartet'.
Taylor Swift, on her period. No thanks.
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:43:06 CST

Women, on their period. No thanks.
Quim Barreiros
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:46:01 CST
Though
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:46:42 CST

Waking and Dreaming, is really a shot of the AIBN staff.
You mean to say you've never tried the "shark attack" before Hilary??
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:48:45 CST

I don't buy that for a second.
what the fuck is this?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:52:15 CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j5oTmMPh6Q&feature=topvideos
I fucking love a female on the rag....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:55:05 CST

Seriously. Its just a moment of pure hormonal fucking female.
> http://tinyurl.com/yhbxd65
OK against my better judgement
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:57:24 CST

......here's a little of my wife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJqbfYcUvE4
FUCK DANNY!!
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:58:29 CST

SHIT I almost went a WHOLE DAY! Maybe even two without going somewhre obviously NSFW.
I think when you slide the sausauge out, and its covered in red chutney....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:59:09 CST

...that moment when you look up and lock eyes with your bitch, and you're both on point-- and she giggles, and you blow a kiss and slam it back in without missing a beat....thats real fucking love. The warmth is insanely fulfilling, its the itchy balls I don't like.
I dunno dude....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:01:21 CST

...I stared at that pic for a good 2 minutes trying to figure out whether or not it was NSFW.....I really see no reason why it is.
NSFW....Yes/NO?
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:06:03 CST

I'm voting "YES".

http://kevinhenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/abductionoflorelei021.jpg
awwwwwwwww FUCK!!!! FUCK FUCK!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:07:33 CST

VBVVV
Man...all this period shit
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:16:02 CST

I messed with that in high school. Never again. I'm not a fucking vampire.
I'm with ya Duff...
BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:19:48 CST

I don't "give the pepperidge farm meat pack to Aunt Flo" either.
And I don't like all those nicknames either
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:26:03 CST

the monthlies, on the rag, aunt flo, riding the cotton pony, monthly monster, the curse, falling off the roof, wearing red shoes, surfing the crimson wave.......talk about killing my erection
And for tits
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:27:25 CST

"Chesticles." What's up with that? Way to make me never want to fuck you.
Also
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:28:27 CST

Women who drink beer and vote
Koutch was that creepy Buffalo Bill voice in that video you?
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:37:42 CST

I knew there was something off about you from day one.
Poor Buffalo Bill
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:54:44 CST

Stuck during third rate work in Shutter Island.
Elias Koteas
Koutchboom says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 18:57:04 CST

Look I love this guy more then the next, in fact I have a movie planed that will earn him his Oscar. But seriously people are talking about what a good job he did in this movie? He's in it for like five fucking seconds, maybe says one line. He's just a sight gag more then anything. Seriously the dick sucking must stop!
If Marty really wanted to freak me out he would've casted this guy as Leo's partner.
http://tinyurl.com/ycl6hsx
Fuck I've experienced about 10 lifetimes worth of violence in the last two days..
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 19:31:44 CST

started reading The Killer Inside Me and had to put it down because it was too insanely fucked up and mean. Then I watched The Proposition and the Last House on the left remake back to fucking back. Then I started reading Blood Meridian this morning and had to put that down as well because it was 10 times worse than Killer. I need to go watch Merry Poppins or ET and then circle back to these in a few days. Christ.
Check out this follow friday shout on twitter...what did these fucks think of their company? hehehe
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:05:22 CST

@Live_for_Films
#ff Chemist, prepare the Fusion Tube! @Arleigh_S @DANNY_DICKBLOOD @headgeek666 @Massawyrm @Drewathitfix @NikkiFinke @screenrant @cinematical
I'm with you on 'chesticles' Duff.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:08:00 CST

...I fucking despise that shit.
But I fucking adore a female who likes to drink beer. I've only had a beer with a bitch like 3 times in my life, but I was hard the whole fucking time.
Me, Nikki Finke, Harold, and Drew....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:14:00 CST

...hahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/5hh2xq
Koutch..if you dont shut the fuck up
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:32:43 CST

This is gonna be you FOOL...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ
have you guys heard of this fucking movie?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:54:20 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yz94v6j
Haha I knew that was the type of shit you really....
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 20:59:47 CST

"bated to. Are you sure your marriage didn't hit rough waters originally because you banned your ex from using razors?
Someone just had a seizure or something at work right now...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 21:01:14 CST

well that certainly caused some commotion.
Nice video Dan
I Fluffed Hilary Duff says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 21:06:46 CST

That's why I never ride the bus. Too many aggressive old fucks.
Get a load of this terrible fucking photoshopped cover for Collateral...
Odo19 says:

Fri 19 Feb 2010 21:41:47 CST

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Collateral-Blu-ray/3979/
YOUR OWN....PERSONAL JESUS
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sat 20 Feb 2010 01:30:35 CST

....
At the movies
Koutchboom says:

Sun 21 Feb 2010 03:37:09 CST

all thumbs down, skip it. Fuck you.
So did anyone else
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Mon 22 Feb 2010 10:50:29 CST

End up seeing this?
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