Equilibrium a.k.a. Lord Bale Destroys All

Written by AIBN Staff

Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:38

a review of the greatest Bale movie of all time by Grammaton Cleric Binks.

Equilibrium

2002

Directed by Kurt Wimmer

Starring Christian Bale

..................Infinite Fists

A couple of years before the Batman reboot I happened to see this movie in my local library DVD section. I was a little leery because the cover looked Matrixesque, and I was wondering if this wasn’t some cheesy rip-off. To say I was pleasantly surprised it wasn’t is the understatement of the century.

How much did this movie impact me? Well, look at my screen name. I decided to take the coolest thing in existence, and the stupidest thing in existence, and mash them together.

They might have called this movie “Christian Bale Destroys Everything.” I was so in awe of this movie that when he was named to play Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins I was slightly disappointed as I knew this would be a step down for him.

For those few unprofessionals on this site who have not seen this movie you now have a required viewing assignment. The premise of this movie is both unoriginal and simple, yet even so it delivers.

Equilibrium is basically a mash-up of Fahrenheit 451, Orwell’s 1984, and Brave New World. It takes place in Libria; a fictional country sometime in the future after the events of World War III, which practically destroyed society.

In this society the government run by Father (there’s that not so subtle Orwellian homage) the government believes that mankind will not survive a fourth world war so they have removed the one thing that causes mankind to be violent: feelings, and anything that causes any type of emotion.

This is a drab world where your choices of color are black, white, or grey (if you’re lucky there’s olive drab, and blah blue too). Art, music, books, bright colors, perfume; basically anything that can stimulate feelings in any way is listed as EC-10, or banned material. Damn, and you thought those Vulcans were strict. In addition throughout the day the residents are required to self-medicate at intervals with a drug called Prozium.

Of course as with any totalitarian society there is an underground movement. Like Farhenheit 451 there are enforcers of the law. Instead of firemen our director/writer Kurt Wimmer has created the ultimate human weapon: The Grammaton Clerics.

The clerics specialize in a special form of martial arts called the gun-kata; a mastery of using pistols in hand to hand close quarter combat. As the katana is not a tool, but an extension of the samurai, the pistol is the extension of the Grammaton Cleric.
Although clerics cannot dodge bullets they have studied thousands of hours of gunfights to statistically know where the bullets will be, and know not to be there. The effect is the same, and at the same time it allows them to inflict maximum damage.

Except for the similarity in uniforms there is no comparison to The Matrix, and while Keanu relies mostly on wire fu, Bale uses it to a much lesser degree, letting his fists and guns do most of the talking.

We see an underused Sean Bean as a cleric, but the main man of course is Bale as Grammaton Cleric John Preston. He’s cold, he’s heartless, he orders the Mona Lisa burned. He breaks the rules for no one including his partner or his wife. He’s unstoppable and is the prime example of what a cleric should be. That is until he accidentally misses a prozium dose.

It’s at that point when he begins not to question himself so much, but to really awaken from a long slumber. As a cocaine addict needs more doses after their first hit, Bale needs NOT to have the dose after his first miss.

Simple things such as seeing a summer shower rainbow, hearing music for perhaps the first time, and catching a smell of EC-10 perfume eventually fully waken him.

Soon Preston is not hunting sense offenders, but as one of the regular policeman finds out much to his chagrine “He’s a sense offender.” The carnage that ensues is indescribable. Any attempt on my part to convey the destructive power of Bale would just pale. I promise you though this movie gives one of the best pistol whipping scenes of all time.

My one qualm with this movie, and many other critics as well is Taye Diggs. He’s a great actor, and perfect as an up and coming cleric except for one thing. He is always smiling, and showing feeling like surprise, and happiness even though he’s supposed to be on the pill. It’s like he needs a Sgt. Hartman choke hold to get that damn smirk off his face. Well not to spoil it, but let’s just say he finally loses that smirk off his face.

You all know how I feel about this movie, and I really can’t add anything else except to let the film speak for itself. At least unlike Stuntcock Mike, Abominable Snowcone knows where this movie ranks in the past decade.

Finally, if you want to see a badass video check this out. Some genius set Equilibrium to Rob Zombie’s Dragula. Beware spoilers, but it’s worth it.

Until next time, stay professional.

Last Updated on Monday, 07 December 2009 10:24

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Very good
Col. Tigh-Fighter says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 06:23:20 CST

All hail Gun-kata. :) Theres also a brilliant role for Emily Watson as a sense offender who begins to teach Our Lord the meaning of a life without Prozium, before being sentenced to the Incinerator. Harsh penelties in Libria lol
The best part of Equilibrium
Xiphos says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 11:08:05 CST

Not called Gun Kata or Grammaton Cleric was the section where Preston started to feel. It's really some fantastic acting by Bale and great use of backround mussic and no dialog. running his hand along the railing and feeling the steel for the first time in his life, ripping of the sun shade off the window and experincing his first sun rise. It was some powerful acting on Bale's part.
Added bonus? The Gun Kata, it is the best idea I've ever seen in a movie and its the logical end point for Marine Corps CQB training and the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program. To bad Wimmer shot his entire lifes load with that idea. I put this movie number 1 as the best movie of the decade on a list I did.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 11:25:53 CST

Great review. Yes, in Libria, peoples' feelings are suppressed primarily by the mandated taking of a drug called prozium. Preston begins to regain his emotions after "accidentally" missing an interval, then two...and before you know it, he's harboring fugitive puppies and wreaking havoc with the butt end of a Beretta. He soon learns he's not the only one who "missed" his medication.
Equilibrium arrived a year BEFORE Matrix Reloaded, so I don't think it can be said it truly copied the wardrobe from that film (in the original Matrix, I don't think Neo and Morpheus had gone full trenchcoat mafia yet--had they? I could be wrong...)
But yes, the acrobatics in this film are amazing
If I recall, Emily Watson also stars with His Majesty in Metroland. You see her breastseses when she takes a bath. I just felt it was my duty to point that out.
Xiphos
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 13:35:02 CST

It's a toss up as to whether Bales best acting is when he experiences his firt real sunrise through unclouded eyes, or when he hears music for the first time, and drops the snow globe.
Ahhh-Good stuff
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 14:24:44 CST

The best part is where he wigs about the puppies. i hate people, but animals are innocent-ahrrr!
I actually dropped this movie off my list because so many others have righteously pointed out it's obvious merits.
Nice to have a weekend AIBN post.
Xi-The Tai chi approach to bullet diversion would be most excellent for CQB training (Close Quarters Ballistic?) and Marine MA-but I'd still opt for additional courses in Strategic Close Quarters Ablative Armor Deployment as well as Advanced Mechanical Vertical Assistance Systems.
hmm-i keep wanting to kibitz my list after reding everybody else's, but I'll let them stand where they are at.
slayer/megadeth/testament tickets are on sale now
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 15:02:03 CST

cheapest seats are 10 bucks a piece-that's a heads up for all Bale-lites-the American Carnage Tour
CQB= Close Quarter Battle
Xiphos says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 15:15:46 CST

Basically close range fighting
Binks true
Xiphos says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 15:18:09 CST

Why don't we just say that entire section of Preston waking up is top flight? Because it is.
Xiphos, agreed
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 15:46:57 CST

Anyone who says Bale can't act after watching that can bit me.
Xi CQB Champions
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 16:22:20 CST

from our college/school-for the regionals 2 years ago-it was tie.
some 200 pound plus guy, and a gal who weighed 115 lbs.
She layed out meatheads left and right-now that's a gal who get's some respect. I believe she was a sergeant or a master sergeant.
I've hung out with those guys, and they are a scary (good) crew, but a 115 lb. gal putting them on the ground-I believe it.
Wherever she is, she gets a Bale-Ass-Kicking Award.
Perfect form-yes honey you can go pick up the kids, i'll do the shopping. Good stuff.
Binks does not exist in this dojo
Cobra--Kai says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 16:26:26 CST

Binks, you glory boy. You get extra credit from the dojo cos two or three years ago in a tb you told me to rent this movie.
In all honesty it's the first time I 'took a chance' on a movie on the recommendation of another talkbacker - a complete stranger to all intents. And glad I did, EQUILIBRIUM kicked all kinds of ass. I've since checked out a few films on the word of fellow talkbackers but none have yet rivalled that first one. So here's to you Binks - professional!
Cobra--Kai
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 19:05:01 CST

Thanks for the pat on the back. Dare I say I don't think you will ever get a recommendation to rival Equilibrium?
To apologize for taye diggs character
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 23:15:35 CST

i've got the DVD right here next to my desk, but I've been saving it for a rainy day to watch yet again.
As I recall, Preston wasn't the only guy who went off his Prozium-he was the second or third, and I believe that was intentional and deliberate.
The head villian-the Father replacer-was the first. However it happened, he stopped taking prozium, and began cynically manipulating the Utopian system for his own benefit.
Now either as a safe guard against an eventuality he *knew* was going to happen-that a Grammaton cleric- would stop taking his prozium sooner or later, he had a single cleric on purpose go off the meds to become his "emotional spy" and assassin in the Cleric corps: Taye Diggs.
Probably chosen for a psychological/tactical profile that made him maybe the third or 5th best Cleric out there-one who could be single-handedly dispatched by father-Replacer because he was literally the second best Cleric in the corps. That or, adding emotion to the Cleric mix, made any cleric about 2 or 3 times more deadly just because emotion *does* make you a better killer.
The other scenario is that it went father, preston, Diggs, in that order.
Father had been surveilling Grammaton corps the whole time-and was the very first to figure out that preston , or another Cleric, had gone rogue/emotional-and it was then that he ordered Taye Diggs specifically to go off his Prozium meds in order to pursue whichever Cleric it was.
It just unfortunately happened to be *the best*, most unlikely cleric of them all-Preston. And Preston was so good at hiding his newly awakened nature, that it gave him the breathing space time to hone his new emotional powers.
The *first* time you see Diggs-he's on prozium-after that, he off the sauce-hence the obvious emotional signs.
Finally, the craziest scenario is that Diggs was simply a Prozium-head who was trying to fake emotions the enire time-but he could only ape/mimic "happiness"-not the pathos and anger that preston was actually experiencing.
Either way, Diggs character was directed and was suppossed to show emotion-i favor scenario one.
feel free to debate this point fellas, but that whole movie was deliberate, IMHO.
In the kingdom of the blind...
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 23:18:49 CST

... a one-eyed man is King.
A One-eyed man who is lord bale is like a a man with 16 eyes and ESP powers and thunderfists.
Whoah-one of the old comments disappeared
LordBronco says:

Sun 22 Nov 2009 23:32:32 CST

Is this website haunted?
Joe Bob Briggs
LordBronco says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 00:03:55 CST

The Original professional movie reviewer is still around, and he's on twitter! i'm going to follow his ass-you should too!
http://www.joebobbriggs.com/
Ha ha Athiests!
LordBronco says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 00:25:54 CST

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/joe-bob-parties-atheists
LordBronco
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 07:56:01 CST

Let's assume for a minute that Diggs was supposed to be off his dose, that he was supposed to feel emotions. Let's assume that he did this on "father's" order to try like Preston to get into the underground. If that's the case he's a terrible actor (Cleric, not Diggs himself). All the time he's talking about being able to sense emotions etc. but is clearly showing them. If he's off the dose and trying not to make it appear so he's doing a horrendous job. You think any cleric would notice this, and arrest him. I mean look at the way he shouted about Preston showing emotion as he's dragging him away in public. Um, physician heal thyself.
Someone needs to throw
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 09:38:41 CST

Segal rocking out over that GIF of Bale.
Sofia Vergara
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 09:40:30 CST

Did you guys see her on the View?
Also gentlemen, start the countdown
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 09:41:32 CST

8 Days!
http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/
Bale Vader
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 09:48:25 CST

http://io9.com/5407942/watch-gerard-butler-and-christian-bale-reenacting-star-wars
Call me stupid, but
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:34:12 CST

I haven't seen Reign of Fire in so long I didn't even realize Butler was in it. I guess that's why he was such a badass in 300. He saw Bale and McConnaughy in a roid eating contest and said I wish i would be like that.
I didn't even realize Butler was in it
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:35:15 CST

I think that could pretty much be said for everything he's done pre 300.
Good morning kids!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:37:15 CST

...
since when did Beaks start trying to sound hip?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:39:16 CST

It just comes off......strange....
"First off, please join me in congratulating director Chris Weitz for guiding TWILIGHT: NEW MOON to an extraordinary $1 kalillion dollar opening this weekend. I've always heard he's a decent guy, so "Huzzah!" to a seemingly decent guy finding success in an industry populated by Rothman-wannabes.
Now that Weitz has done Summit Entertainment a solid, it looks like they're gonna do him one right back by financing THE GARDENER, a smallish father-son drama which he claims will be his homage to Vittorio De Sica's BICYCLE THIEVES. According to Variety, the film is about "a hard-working [Mexican] immigrant who lives in Los Angeles" and endeavors to protect his son. Earlier this week, Weitz told Moviemaker Magazine he believes the film, while small, will have "very grand" implications. I have no idea what he means by this, but if he somehow forces Summit to pony up for a new DVD of the Dardennes' LA PROMESSE, give the motherfucker a Thalberg.
THE GARDENER was written by Eric Eason, and is currently scheduled to begin principal photography in early 2010. Weitz will produce along with Summit's Griffin Mill.""
By the way, if directing an almost-watchable TWILIGHT installment = your next movie on Summit, allow me to nominate Charles Burnett for BREAKING DAWN. "
Next QFAD Nom
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:40:56 CST

Diora Baird
Just look at the name of the next movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:41:40 CST

She has coming out.
Yeah poor Chris Weitz
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:44:05 CST

Needing a success in his life???? Are you fucking kidding me? Someone needs to tank that son of a bitch.
the synopsis sounds like its written by a 3rd grader...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 10:44:14 CST

Set against the backdrop of our current booming porn industry, "Pornstar" is an unflinching exploration into America's obsession with sex, fame, and money, and what cost people are willing to pay for these things, and the lies we tell ourselves to make it through the day
I woke up with crusty cock...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:17:41 CST

...God Damn yeast.
$140M weekend for New Moon
Hawaiian Organ Donor says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:22:51 CST

Even I didn't see that coming.
Yeah I'm surprised by that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:24:10 CST

I knew it would be big, but not that big. Then again the theater parking lot has been over flowing all weekend. I hope it fizzles out.
ooo wow
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:25:34 CST

Probably won't. I thought that the first Twilight made like 60-70% of its total opening weekend, but it only accounted for 36.1% of its total gross. Soooo yeah Twilight 2: Die Harder will probably break $500 million (worldwide) easily).
Tauntaun sleeping bag
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:26:57 CST

Hahahahaha nice.
I don't give a fuck what Twilight does....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:32:13 CST

...I'm just jumping for joy at the inevitable bomb Christmas Carol. HAHAHAHA.
Fuck Twilight in it's fucking ass, here's the morning spread.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:35:26 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ygcdqss
mmmmmmm nice purple cunt lips....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 11:37:45 CST

CHOWDA!!
Sooooo I got to see my wife get double teamed for the first time this weekend
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:11:47 CST

That was fun.
thats why you never marry German.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:13:17 CST

...
no single pole satisfies.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:13:30 CST

...
Yeah but at least it was by these two
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:20:31 CST

Professionals:
http://tinyurl.com/yj86fay
That guy in the middle was there, but he didn't penetrate, he was just there to clean up and bring more oil.
haaa....they're pointing at both holes.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:21:30 CST

And yes-- they are in fact 4 and a half feet apart.
Alright! My girl Gaga showing some sweet cleavage!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:31:20 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y88897j
Watched Black Dynamite and Funny People last night.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:51:29 CST

Dynamite was pretty fucking funny. Funny People? I wish Adam Sandler was really dying. Cunt.
Dynamite looks to be one of those things that will never be half as good as the trailers....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 12:55:11 CST

....I can't image full scenes like that. It needs to be quick highlights..
That's what I thought as well.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:10:57 CST

I was just hoping it wasn't going to be all "wink wink get it?". It wasn't like that at all. Some of the line flubbing was epic in funny.
just seemed like some of the funniest shit was on account of trailer editing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:17:52 CST

...like that WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER bit....after the voice over guy says it.
After watching Last of The Mohicaans
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:22:11 CST

I think the music was more epic then the movie. Still really good solid film, those battle scenes are nucking futs! But the romance felt a lot more forced then I remembered and it was not half as violet as I remembered either. I think Mann just can't really do Romance.
Also having read about him going ape shit and yelling at someone to turn off the sun, during those battle scenes you can see the changing sunlight really bad. There is a scene where Magua is talking to Gen. Webb and when they show the General is fucking pitch black and when they show Magua is right before dawn. And this scene goes on for a while.
Also didn't realize how little Pete Postlethwaite was in it, and just looking on IMDB I didn't even see Colm Meaney in the thing.
I respect it though because those battle scenes I'm like, how the fuck do you film this?
Thats what I've always said about the music....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:25:23 CST

...without that score, if it had been some generic weaker composer, the film would have had little impact. The romance is forced...and I still never accept that he leaves her with them and saves his own ass when he dives into the waterfall.
Whats so amazing about the fights? I can't stand the choppy editing of the violence on the only version released on dvd. The theatrical was far more bloody and violent.
Just the battle scene
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:31:30 CST

On the fort with the cannons. That shit all looks real and crazy. I mean its like the opening shot of SPR, not as well shot but similar idea. How the fuck do go about planing that? And the attack of the british by the huron in the opening, that was pretty awesomely staged, with the gun effects, and very little melodramatic battle acting.
I agree with you about the editing, but I just can't even begin to think about how to make that happen, for fake. Like I can easily see how to do it for real, just start firing shit, but all the prep work to do realistic canon effects and musket shots. All the while making it look as real as possible.
Like I understand
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:32:37 CST

How you would have to be a dictator to make it work.
Also Mediline Stowe.....what else has she fucking done of merit? At first I thought she was the chick from the Aybess but thats someone else. I thought she was a big actress but reall she's just married to the star of Dream On.
I don't get what would inspire Mann to do that....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:33:51 CST

...its so fucking weird. Take frames out of every single damn hit. Especially at the end when the old man fucks up Studi. That choppy editing is weeeeeak.
Also thats the sort of score
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:33:54 CST

You just don't see in films anymore. Man early 90's was fucking score heaven.
Well I think even the score is overrated....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:36:16 CST

.....that main title theme is one of the best-- but the full score album is pretty fucking boring. Its just book-ended by the bad ass theme with dull shit in the middle.
But yeah-- 90s is probably the best scores ever....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:37:54 CST

....
Yeah that last scene was fucking weird
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:38:09 CST

Like the son just took off, did everyone know that he was going after the other chick?
Going into the movie I knew they had a thing, but they didn't really show anything to show they loved each other that much.
That ax thing the old man has though is still bad ass, I've always wanted one.
Ghost and the Darkness is one of my favorites scores....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:38:48 CST

...of the 90s.
Most scores are boring
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:38:52 CST

Outside of their opening number or main fight/battle scene number.
No...not the best....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:40:55 CST

....there are few that deliver from beginning to end. But Mohicans middle section score is really really fucking boring...
Yeah I know great scores
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:43:17 CST

are good all the way through. But most scores are fucking boring save for one or two song. Take the Mission for example. Batman Begins even. Possibly Jurrasic Park 1, 2 was the bomb.
Almost all of Elfmans
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:43:52 CST

are boring save for the main theme.
I really liked the Lost World score....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:44:24 CST

...thats one I listened to all the way through for awhile. Its got a cool exotic tribal feel with some of that trek percussion stuff....I think Dark Knight is one that can be played from start to finish no problem.
I think the only Elfman I owned and listened to all the way...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:46:01 CST

...was Batman Returns. That thing is solid from start to finish.
I think only Elfman I've got
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:47:29 CST

Are two best of's, Nightmare and Beetlejuice. beetlejuice is nothing outside of 2 songs. The main theme thats still fucking used in a trailers.
Oh I got Plaent of the Apes as well, its like a sequel to JP2. It got some good stuff all the way through actually.
How much different is
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:48:39 CST

TDK to BB? I had BB and save for the main theme and the song in the tumbler nothing really peeked my interest. Whenever I hear that tumbler song on the radio I can't help but speed.
Ok, I'm going to admit it
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:49:49 CST

I have not seen Equilibrium.
Continentalop
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:51:15 CST

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Yeah I really dig Elfman's Planet of the Apes...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:52:47 CST

....he had a great combo of weird synth shit and percussion. Thats some cool shit.
And the big themes in TDK are the same as Begins, but they are more beefed up and complete feeling....with the Joker ambient synth shit weaving throughout-- and I really like all the Two-Face tragic music. That score is really fucking cool to listen to from beginning to end.
I think Newton Howard's string work in TDK is much stronger and more prominent as well...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:54:11 CST

....he seemed blown out in BB.
I'll tell ya, That Last House on the Left remake score is the best I've heard in a while.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:56:10 CST

Conti, where have you been man, haven't heard from you in a while.
Conti just crawled out of Talk of the Town....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:57:19 CST

...and saw daylight for the first time in months....poor bastard.
I just farted and it smelled like the inside of a pumpkin when you carve it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 13:58:53 CST

...hhhmmmmm
Public Enemies score is fantastic...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:01:09 CST

But...its like 3 fucking tracks! It feels so minimal. I wonder if Mann gave him like a week to do it. Which reminds me....Goldenthal's score for Alien3. Another one I can listen to in its entirety.
I know Danny, I know
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:18:33 CST

I have failed Bale...
And now is probably not the time to mention I also haven't seen all of AMERICAN PSYCHO, huh?
eh.....american psycho whatever.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:20:54 CST

equilibrium is where its fucking at. Speaking of which-- where the fuck is that Lego Equilibrium I used to have on my page on the old site? I'm getting that shit up..right fucking now.
here it is
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:27:01 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yd7qtzu
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:35:41 CST

That Brick Arms stuff is just for custom made lego weapons??? Can this guy make a living that way?
Continentalop
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:36:28 CST

They have 12 step programs for that. 1) Hi, I'm Continentalop and I haven't seen Equilibrium. "Hi Continentalop." Then you go through the story of how you've been slacking, why you haven't seen it, etc. I don't know all the steps. Acceptance is probably one. You have to accept that you have to see this. Also one of the steps is apologizing. So, you have to apologize for not completing your Bale education to the rest of the group here, etc.
Legolibrium was pretty cool
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:37:13 CST

Yeah, get that back up.
I've seen all of American Psycho
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:38:34 CST

and I'm not that big on it. I was surprisingly disappointed by 3:10 to Yuma. It wasn't Bale or Crowe. They did great with what was given to them, but they were given crap.
Gram
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:40:19 CST

Yeah thats how I feel about 3:10 as well.
The 12 Steps of the Non-Baleiever
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:47:51 CST

1. We admitted we were powerless having not seen Equilibrium—our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (Christian Bale).
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of BALE as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to Bale, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Bale remove all these defects of character and view Equilibrium within the next 24 hours.
7. Humbly asked Bale to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Bale as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other lacking Equilibrium in their lives, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
unfication in education, our focus....................................
admitting that one cannot control ones current lack of Equilibrium.
recognizing a greater power that can give strength (Bale)
examining past errors with the help of a sponsor (AIBN Staff)
making amends for these errors;
learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior (the new Christian Bible)
helping others that suffer from the same addictions or compulsions.
I liked 3:10 a lot. Thats some of the most fun in a western I've had since Silverado.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:49:26 CST

It was almost like an adventure film. Really liked the tone.
Koutchboom
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:53:46 CST

Yeah, Crowe is a hardened criminal and just for ha has at the end of the movie he's going to kill off his own gang and basically give up his freedom to try and protect Bale? I think not. I was expecting A Quick and the Dead (required Crowe viewing) level of badassery. To say I was disappointed is an understatement.
I thought it was just ok
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:53:48 CST

Like I've said before. I watched it in the middle of watching Deadwood on DVD every night. And I was just like....i'd rather be watching Deadwood the whole time, because its a lot better.
Legolibrium 2
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:54:49 CST

Even better than the first surprisingly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4gcaVpwd2Q&feature=fvw
His life had become routine Binks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:56:10 CST

...he was bored with being in a gang and robbing and killing. He was like Captain Hook. His bad assery became mediocrity...and in Bale he saw a spark he hadn't seen in a long time. Its not like he suddenly turned good-- its just that he had nothing much to live for and he didn't wanna see a straight up dude like Bale get dropped for some ignorant shit he had caused.
Hi, my name is Continentalop...
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:56:58 CST

...and I guess I am one of those people who really don't like 3:10 TO YUMA. I hate to be the guy who says the original is better, but in this case I have to. Van Heflin is hard to beat in the original.
My love for 3:10 again comes from the FUN FACTOR.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:57:22 CST

I like the way the old west is portrayed...it feels like an amped up Disneyland version of the old west, not the current trend of muddy and dirty and foul, which to me is dull and expected now like handheld in a fight scene.
I haven't seen the original....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:58:05 CST

....it looks good though.
Yeah, but it just didn't
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:58:21 CST

fit really. I mean it was one of those movies that I watched with high hopes waiting for it to get better, and that didn't happen.
And I should watch the original
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:59:17 CST

I'm a sucker for good old westerns. Although some that are considered classics I really don't care for.
The end is definitely one of those divisive moments.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 14:59:50 CST

...its a love/hate thing. It all has to do with whether or not you accept Crowe's motives....
Yeah-- there are a ton of overhyped westerns....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:00:25 CST

...people still suck off just cause they are old. Most of Leone's included....
The movie needed a scene
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:00:55 CST

With Ben Foster holding Russel Crowe in his arms as he dies, and just a big long nasty with tounge make out shot then Russell dies.
I love that shit at the end.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:03:27 CST

.....the way Foster worships him and would do anything for him, and all the while he never gained an ounce of Crowe's respect. He can scrape him off like a herpes outbreak and not give a fuck tomorrow. Its like Crowe was always too good to be associated with such filth.
kinda like when he attends Oscar events....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:03:43 CST

...
or as Ben goes in
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:04:20 CST

To try to make out with Crowe, Crowe shoots him.
Best Western recently
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:04:36 CST

The Good The Bad and The Weird.
Two problems I had with Crowe's character
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:06:08 CST

And I don't mind if people liked the new one, but these two problems with Crowe's character really annoyed me personally during the movie:
1) Crowe plans to rob a stage coach that involves half his gang getting wiped out by a machine gun. Why the hell would any of them be loyal to him? He obviously doesn't worry about their safe-being.
2) In the end, his gang does the right thing (in their minds) and frees him by killing Bale. He then blows his gang away. But really, he is to blame. He could of told them to let him go to jail, he'll escape later, and they would have listened to him. Plus, he is punishing his gang members for being loyal to him, especially Foster. And in the end, he smiles when he is going to jail because he knows he will escape. They guy really doesn't feel guilty for what he has done. What a narcissistic, egotistical asshole!
Or, at least that is how it came across to me.
Best Westerns of the Decade
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:08:03 CST

The Proposition and Brokeback Mountain.
Being Loyal to a dickhead
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:08:09 CST

.................isn't that how most villian sidekicks are potrayed as? Like how the fuck does The Joker get people to follow him?
Continentalop
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:08:31 CST

Have you seen The Good The Bad and The Weird?
The Proposition and Brokeback Mountain.
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:09:31 CST

Coin likes his westerns boring. The Propositions one of those movies that I've seen I wasn't doing anything during it either. I watched it in bed, but I recall nothing about it.
I have not seen that yet Koutch
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:09:39 CST

I'll have to check it out.
Conti...I agree with #1....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:10:09 CST

...but with #2, this was an ongoing growth while he is in the company of Bale. I think he starts to feel more and more like an outsider to his own gang. And he's not in communication with them-- at the very end, I think he was about to tell them to let him go, but they are too amped up and blow Bale away....resulting in one of the saddest moments in recent cinema.
Koutch, I like my westerns to be about something
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:10:47 CST

The Proposition is about something.
Yeah its a must see
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:11:34 CST

They is some amazing shit in that movie. Like a chase through the desert. I may be a little too wacky for your taste, but its asian what do you expect.
I would say Open Range and 3:10 as my fav westerns of the decade....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:12:47 CST

....but if we're counting Brokeback, can we count Last Samurai? Hhhmmmm...
And that always bothered me about the Joker
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:12:48 CST

Why the fuck would anyone follow him? That is why I always preferred the Penguin - I know why he has a gang. They are with him to make money.
I bet the Penguin also offered benefits for his henchmen. Good dental plan.
The Proposition
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:13:00 CST

Is about defending his brothers honor or something? I just remember that it was slow as shit and cheesy.
TDK handled that well though....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:14:44 CST

...he gets the lowest form of scum/or mentally disturbed for a quick cash grab........hasn't done that many jobs at that point-- he isn't that well known. They just know to fear him. But he is mysterious...and no one knows what to expect. But they see dollar signs...I believe that. Especially the way he works it and muscles different groups to join him.
Also Proposition
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:15:01 CST

Has the typical bumbling old man John Hurt performence. If it weren't for Outlander I would think that film makers are just Bernie Lomaxing John Hurt at this point.
Danny, Brokeback
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:16:03 CST

I'm including it as a Western because Heath's character is the definitive Western Hero - strong, brave, rugged, man of few words, doesn't look for a fight but won't back down against those who are wrong, and suffers in silence. Sure, he hits for the other team, but if you exclude that he is up their with John Wayne, Randolf Scott and Gary Cooper as the quintessential Western hero.
I've always loved how Gotham
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:16:25 CST

Is just this place where you can start a gang like going behind a Home Depot and picking up day workers.
yeah its like Grand Theft Auto or some shit......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:17:16 CST

....
I mean I agree with your point
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:18:25 CST

Con about how would these people get such loyal followers, but lets face it if your running around robbing banks and shit and you aren't the guy in charge, your probably looking to fit in and aren't that smart.
I don't think its that far fetched....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:20:32 CST

...if people still move closer to San Quentin, to be closer to Manson-- after just reading about him for the first time a few years ago.....than nothing is far fetched.
The only thing I didn't like about TDK Joker
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:21:14 CST

Was the idea that all the criminals were scared of him. Shit, these are criminals. Some of them are psychotic. I don't think you could ever intimidate guys from the Russian Mafia, MS-13, Gangster Disciples or even some of the crazier members of La Nostra Famila. I just couldn't buy at the end of the film how he can burn $400 million dollars and expect guys to follow him.
The Joker to me seems like a guy who could assemble a gang of maybe 10-20 members top, some insane and the others over the top anarchist. He is like a superior version of Charlie Manson - he can get some followers, but could never assemble an actual organization.
Man since we are all talking about
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:23:30 CST

A weekend at Bernies reference everyone failed to care about.
Eloise DeJoria, wow Paul Mitchell, likes to take care of the things he buys.
I know this is stupid
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:24:11 CST

But Con, you know The Dark Knight is a movie right?
well obviously the guys at the end are well paid.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:24:14 CST

....the guys still with him I mean-- they're not gonna stick around for free after he burns that cash. But after this he is pretty much done if you're thinking about it in practical terms. I don't think he could assemble a gang again. If he were to return it would have to be a more old school mind-game kinda thing....
yeah-- for some reason TDK inspired all sorts of interesting queries......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:25:45 CST

...like the HOW DID HE GET THE EXPLOSIVES ON THE BOAT thing? Uhhhhh. I don't know, and I don't fucking care. How does any villain fucking do anything ever?
What I want to know about the Joker
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:25:58 CST

Is where the fuck does a guy like that live? Just in the sewers? Some run down apartment/project?
I like how in Gotham
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:27:03 CST

No one will take you serious as a criminal unless you were a funky outfit. have an outrageous name and/or a ridiculous gimmick. It is like the opposite of New York City, where you want to be inconspicuous as a crime lord. Not in Gotham.
If John Gotti was in Gotham he would have really worn Teflon and left teflon at the scene of everyone of his crimes.
yeah that is interesting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:27:41 CST

...it would have been weird to see, but of course take away some mystique, or maybe it would have made him even weirder....imagine him going home to some rundown crackhouse kinda place and sitting in front of the sink, wiping the makeup off, and sitting in front of the window, looking out at the street smoking a cigarette.
There is a Marvel character
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:27:50 CST

Called The Hood, he's sort of a newish villian. Who during Cival War became the main bad guy because he orgainized the bad guys. He treats people fair and what not, but shows that he can kill if need be. But they show how he goes from The Hood to just some nobody with a family during the day.
Yes, Koutch
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:29:39 CST

But if Nolan wants to pretend he is making it "realistic" than he opens himself up to the fact people will be wondering how the hell does this work in a real world setting.
You can't say you are making something "realistic" and then say "oh, but it only a movie." Cat's out of the bag already.
I think you take the realism
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:31:01 CST

To the extreme. At the end of the day no ones gonna get $200 million dollars to make an episode of 48 Hours Later.
A guy dressed in a Batman costume will never be realistic....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:31:07 CST

...not matter what he says. I don't give a shit. To me its a less stylized Batman, but its still Batman. So I don't ask any of those questions...
It is like Star Trek
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:31:20 CST

We know it is just Sci-Fi escapism, but you can't help but wonder why they have no pockets on their uniforms, or why the hell they don't have Space Marines and stop sending the red shirts out to die on alien worlds.
You read into shit
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:33:05 CST

Too much. And yet you had something to do with Black Dynamite which is as far from realistic as possible...unless your hang up is that it needs to be a realistic testimony to blackplotation.
pockets on uniforms?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:33:18 CST

Uhhh no. I was too busy wondering why this shit was so fucking lackluster.....was Beastie Boys really the single high point of that film? Yes....yes it was.
Why do you bring up Black Dynamite?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:34:06 CST

You think people like what they work on? Hardly ever.....
Also
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:34:43 CST

I don't notice shit like that all the time, when I do I usually get over it pretty fast. Unless its something really awful and they keep doing it or something. But I'm not gonna let something like no pockets take me out of the movie. I'd ask, why the fuck would they wear something that looked like that in the first place before I ever cared about pocket placement.
Hood character is pretty cool.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:34:52 CST

...
I just ask those questions
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:35:22 CST

Because I am a fan of crime movies. Batman is a superhero movie and a crime movie. I can accept that fact it isn't really the "real world", it isn't realistic just plausible. But as a crime movie and true crime fan I can't help but wonder how the hell the underworld of Gotham operates that they can be intimidated by a man in a bat suit and a guy dressed as a clown.
I'm sure a teacher can poke a thousand holes in on of my favorite films, Battle Royale.
I brought up Black Dynamite
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:36:02 CST

Just because. Its just an ironic coincidence. Plus I think Conti likes it?
Also
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:37:47 CST

To explain the pocket question, there is no money in the future, there goes the wallet. Everything is voice comand, there go keys. Theres that little button thing on the shirt, there go cell phones.
Plus its unprofessional to put your hands in your pocket while in uniform, so it really does make sense.
I do like Black Dynamite
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:38:08 CST

But Black Dynamite doesn't pretend to be realistic. It pretends to be a badly done blaxploitation movie from the 70s. If they had put in rap music, I would have complained because it wouldn't fit with the movie.
Even in the future I think we will need pockets
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:40:08 CST

For tools and little knickknacks. I mean, shouldn't Scotty at least have some fucking pockets? He is the ships engineer.
I think Scotty
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:41:30 CST

Did have a breast pocket.
And they have belts for the tools they need.
The real question is, how do they piss in them?
Scotty
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:43:31 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y8ac2yq
If you need more things in your pocket then keys/money/cell phone then you are a girl and get yourself a purse.
If there is no money...than why are there corporations?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:57:12 CST

....
Ok
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:57:53 CST

I've got to stop checking out Tweeter. I'm gonna get in trouble soon.
Also
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 15:58:43 CST

If the world ends in 2012, how is there anything beyond that?
But they do have pockets and all that.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:03:47 CST

....people on Earth still looked the same in the bar, remember? Also with all that no currency bullshit-- how are there still classes on Earth? Like the poor farm boy and cosmopolitan crowd from the city...how does that work? Is it a caste system?
No none of the people on Earth
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:16:13 CST

Had pockets, just designer clothes compared to the military uniforms. Pockets were actually outlawed in the time period Star Trek takes place.
I've heard some rumors from some hollywood insider's I know that said that the next Star Trek is actually going to deal with the pocket revolution and uprising on Earth for a better more pocketer future.
It sounds like some really riviting stuff actually.
But really....how do they explain the logos?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:17:00 CST

.....weren't there several in the film? On the radio and a communication thing or some shit...
Oh that was simple
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:19:27 CST

They had a section of that in the film, see companies still exsit in the future so people can have a choice of things. In order to not turn the world into some communistic place, and you get jobs based on your skill set in passing the WorkForce Appitude test.
Don't you remember the whole speech abou how well Kirk did on the test? Gah its like I'm talking Harry Knowles or something. Pay attention next time.
See, I don't need pockets for anything other than pocket pool.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:28:47 CST

Yes, that's right, I have a fucking man purse.
Well you are Canadian
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:29:53 CST

That sort of thing is excepted up there.
In the next Star Trek movie
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:31:58 CST

They should have an earthling from the past get unfrozen, like Khan, and have him ask someone to put something in their pocket, and get this reply:
"Pock-kets?"
That would leave a whole slew of interesting questions up for the audience to imagine.
Po-po-pock-kets?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:33:35 CST

Then his head rattles back and forth really fast until he explodes!
God I got drunk as shit
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:34:12 CST

On Saturday night, was hungover and useless as fuck all Sunday. But now all I want it Whisky? I need a new job.
Also
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:34:52 CST

Is Batman the only superhero with pockets, because of his utility belt? Is that why he is a member of the Justice League. because despite having no powers he can carry change and car keys for the other members?
Super-heroes might not have pockets
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:43:58 CST

But you ever notice that super-villains do? Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, Lex Luthor, Doc Oct when he is in his trench coat, Green Goblin has his man purse, and hell, even the Lizard has pockets.
I think in sci-fi and comic books pockets are considered a sign of evil.
the only superhero that fucking matters
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:47:08 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yeh9gjg
Well that makes no sense what so ever
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:58:05 CST

First off, her custome really offers her zero protection from intruders, let alone how useless it would be in the elements. And unless she's got a magical snatch where are her pockets? Totally took me out of the moment.
Her snatch works as both a pocket and a glove!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 16:59:13 CST

....
Wonder Woman had the best outfit
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:06:35 CST

Just slide the red drawers to the side. Nothing like tight silk being slapped by mortal balls.
I think all male superheroes
Continentalop says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:07:03 CST

Should be replaced by a skanky female counterpart. I think it would revive the genre.
Seriously, let's fuck.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:07:50 CST

http://julaberry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wonderwoman.jpg
I think the next Batman should have a female sidekick.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:09:22 CST

She's a rape victim, super damaged. Out for revenge. Wayne can hardly contain her. Or her giant, heaving busom.
She Hulk always gave me wood....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:09:29 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yc76j96
Funny thing about Wonder Women
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:10:57 CST

Those braclets she wears, the creator had a live in mistress and wife, the mistress wore the same wrist bands.
Oh what the fuck? Imdb posts twitter posts now?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:11:57 CST

Thats fucking gay...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003620/
Nope wait
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:12:11 CST

He was just a polyamorous, they were both his wives.
Verhoven should make a Wonder Woman film.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:13:13 CST

.
Wonder Woman's bracelets = Adjustable Cock-Ring
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:14:03 CST

...
Verhoven Wonder Women
Koutchboom says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:15:04 CST

Good choice. Hopefully DC is ok with a hard, HARD R.
Danny, that pussy Quasar is calling you out.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:35:47 CST

Free porn is all there is. Pay? I know not pay.
You see that?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:46:11 CST

mikequasar: Why the fuck would a tube site full of free and probably pirated porn start following me? Fuck off douchbag.
DANNY_DICKBLOOD: Because they probably realize even you aren't dumb enough to pay for porn.
mikequasar: Give me your address so I can help myself to all of your shit and walk out laughing, douchebag.
DANNY_DICKBLOOD: Its an overabundance of product 2a consumer that doesn't really need it. Like starting a company to manufacture VHS tapesin1999. And U R telling me U never in your life downloaded music illegally? Shut the fuck up..the good porn will survive. Rest assured.
"Because they probably realize even you aren't dumb enough to pay for porn. "
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:49:50 CST

This should be on one of our rolling banners.
yeah, but change it to....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 17:50:43 CST

..."Because, Mr. Quasar, they probably....."
She Hulk is fucking hot
Xiphos says:

Mon 23 Nov 2009 22:33:08 CST

There's something about 7 ft tall women that can hammer throw a Volkswagen that gives me a chubby.
British draconian Internet laws
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 00:47:43 CST

Though not finalized, the new rules for internet usage are out of Equlibrium-fucking crazy. i mean, the shit's more retarded than a fucking psycho middle eastern country
Oh and it looks like ballmer and murdoch are going to team up
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 00:49:04 CST

Microsoft and fox news corporation-holy shit-a match made in hell...
Ohhhh crap
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 01:26:03 CST

Has anyone seen the Avatar ads they are running on Cartoon network?
Talk about complete change. I wonder since they don't have a rating they are hoping for a kid friendly. Its got like this much much more upbeat score. It makes the movie look really stupid. They took out all the GREAT STEPHEN LANG!!! stuff. Make it look like some sort of silly adventure movie. Don't mention from the director of blah blah blah, but just the its in 3-D!!!!!!!!! Fucking odd. Letme see if I can find it. HOLD.
Welcome to a PLACE BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION???
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 01:28:39 CST

Sounds like they are sing Hook theme leftovers. Check it full.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds31tGTWA0&feature=related
using not sing
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 01:29:17 CST

Balls.
WHERE ADVENTURE RULES
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 02:10:54 CST

Jesus-what cheezo voice over
But the extended CGI Lost World vibe, at least I can see where some of all that dinero went...
The greatest Adventure--ever? What about THe Bible?!? Infidels!
Fucking terrible soundtrack
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 02:11:15 CST

...
What the hell is rated?!?
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 02:17:05 CST

Guess it's gonna (have) to be PG-13 for maximum money make back potential. I mean jesus christ, if you spent 500 million dollars developing a fucking video game?!?
then i could see it making it's money back...what a weird place it is-this 21st century
BLARGHq
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 07:34:25 CST

Terrible soundtrack. Gay Disney-esque voice over. Worthington still can't hide that Aussie accent of his. I try and try but just cannot get as amped or this as others....I'm certainly hoping it entertains but I think the exorbitant hype is truly going to diminish this film.
OR=OVER
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 07:35:23 CST

Which makes the whole thing more legible. I need coffee.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 08:41:32 CST

12 Steps of the Non-Baleiever = PROFESSIONAL
Kirk Cameron FAIL
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 09:08:15 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yavm9e5
I know the twins are 14 but fuuuuuck.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 09:08:58 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ydzojop
The great Stephen Lang? Ha.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:35:49 CST

He should play Frankenstein in a new adaptation. Original Score: TANGERINE DREAM
Stephen Lang = This Years David Eggers
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:42:58 CST
I found out my mom bought
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:43:26 CST

The furry David Eggers mastabatory version of Where The Wild Things Are book. I'm gonna read it.
just to let you guys know, Coco's new merch store is up...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:43:50 CST

www.shopcoco.net
your mom is way cooler than you.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:44:57 CST

you know it...and I know it.
, Coco's new merch store is up
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:46:29 CST

Is that her store in 2nd Life or whatever online video game she plays?
My mom said that David Eggers is
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:47:10 CST

Probably the worst writer she's ever read, and by judging off of his book that he probably hates children, and may moleste them.
Man I'm glad
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:48:37 CST

Tweeter wasn't out when I was in highschool. That shit is addictive. And that was before I knew that stalking isn't cute.
she plays an online game?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:48:45 CST

...
do you have an account?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:53:30 CST

....who are you?
I find normal people more interesting.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:53:47 CST

....but they are hard to fucking find.
I made Koutchboom last night
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:55:14 CST

I don't have any profile or anything. I was just using it to check out tweet pics, of take your guess.
Ice Cube was on Conan
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:56:02 CST

talking about how he and his wife play online games and she had a shop in there where people bought stuff. It was something like 2nd life.
ha....weird.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:58:08 CST

I don't know...I didn't go to the link. She just posted it on her twitter. They seem like really cool fucking ordinary people. Married for like 7 years?
On Twitter...surprisingly, I think Aurora Snow is the only normal porn chick really.
Ohh and the Great Stephan Lang
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 10:59:34 CST

I got that quote from Droid, yet he couldn't explain why he gets the GREAT.
Yeah i think Ice T and Coco
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:01:31 CST

Are kind of nerdy, its funny. Think about ALL the fucked up shit Ice T has seen and done, and think how he is now.
Oh when he said it, he was serious?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:02:04 CST

hahaha.....Droid must love America. Because THIS is why Lang is GREAT.
http://tinyurl.com/yfdnj6f
God, Aurora's ass is like a fucking manhole though.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:02:49 CST

I'm surprised she knows when ze shit tumbles out. She does seem fairly normal though. I've unfollowed most of the whores though. Tired of hearing them talk about how fake-horny they are and the constant weed updates. BOOO!
That Beltane575 guy is a maximum douchetard.
"# Bio Freelance writer/journalist, singer and vocalist, future porn star, stoner and one hell of a cool dude! "
Oh fuck off.
Have you read Jennifer Dark's
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:02:53 CST

Tweets? You can tell english isn't her first language, I'm pretty sure its not. Like she doesn't get the point of tweeter. Well she doesn, I guess she just doesn't utilize it.
I don't think he has necessarily seen or done fucked up shit.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:05:24 CST

....its like saying think of all the fucked up shit Marilyn Manson has seen. A few things thrown at stage and shit...yeah-- but in the scheme of things...I dunno. Ice went straight into the army after school, came back and started rapping....the only time he probably ever held a gun other than military, is in his promotional pics. I think both him and Cube were always kinda full of shit. Not saying I don't like T....I do. But fuck Cube.
Bay forgives Megan...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:06:14 CST

(You may remember the outspoken actress has referred to him as a “nightmare,” and “Hitler” in recent interviews).
But it turns out, Bay couldn’t care less. Really. “I love her,” the man responsible for the blockbuster franchise told USA TODAY's Andrea Mandell. “It’s just, she’s young. Everyone’s got to give her a break, she only…23? It’s just hard. I’ve traveled around the world with her and she’s just like this world symbol now, you know?”
So he brushes her diatribes under the carpet? “Absolutely,” he said. “She called me (after the Hitler comment) and goes, ‘It’s all bullsh—t, Mike.’ The press, they just like to prey, and stalk, and pounce and find a good little juicy thing. But she’s always wanted to do these crazy comments. That’s just her. She’s great.”
He also said, “She’s got a great part in Transformers 3,” and he said he’s currently working on the script. So Bay’s not planning on getting revenge by, say, killing her off? “No, no. no,” he said, dismissing it. “She gets enough of that already.”
I thought Ice T
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:06:36 CST

Was an actual pimp for some time?
I know...Beltane575 tried to be cool with me...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:07:32 CST

..until I kept slamming Quasar and then he starts talking shit. He says he's coming to LA. I think he really is trying to be a pornstar. Ha.
ha...Coco's latest...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:08:16 CST

"Getting ready to go to London for a Game show Ice & I are doing called Mr.and Misses."
He still says he's a pimp....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:09:18 CST

...its bullshit. He's a pimp in the 'I visit the Playboy Mansion for parties' sense...
It says he was a drug dealer
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:10:59 CST

and jewel tief after the army. He was in the documentary about pimps. I'm pretty sure he pimped for a period.
where is Jennifer Dark from?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:11:28 CST

I am following her.....she just says....'going to sleep' 'good morning' 'tired'....shit like that
Oh, and by the way......
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:12:46 CST

http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/firearms-qualification-game/
Do people still really freak out
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:13:12 CST

When you call someone/something Hitler? I mean sure its bad, but its like a joke at this point.
I don't believe any of that shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:13:23 CST

...with him, I never did. I think its all part of the persona. I remember years back someone called him out for not living in the specific area he said he did......he actually lived in a nicer area outside of South L.A. and went to that school cause his Aunt was a teacher there or some shit. You just always find those kinda inconsistencies with those stories. They build up their own mythology.
Jennifer Dark
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:13:53 CST

Probably some eastern european country thats no longer around.
Well I believe it
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:16:01 CST

Its funner that way. I don't buy shit about Ice Cube though.
What the fuck is this?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:17:17 CST

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086944/
Starring Mr. T and Fergie, music department - Ice T?
that sounds fucking killer
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:18:52 CST

"This is an educational video, where Mr. T attempts to instill good values (honor thy mother, don't give in to peer pressure, etc..) to kids through Rapping and Breakdancing, among other things. "
this is interesting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:20:22 CST

...from imdb.
"In several interviews he has mentioned that he served as a Ranger while in the Army. There is no record of him ever having served in any Ranger Battalion.
Even if he is only claiming Ranger status for having gone to Ranger school, but not serving in battalion... there is no record of him ever having gone to Ranger school either.
His separation info is available online. There are multiple resources online for finding both DD214s and basic separation info.
Since you served, then you should know that in the Ranger battalions there were absoultely no 11 series MOS's that were not Airborne qualified and RIP cleared.
He did not have a commo MOS
His MOS at separation was 11B10.
He may very well have been an RTO in an infantry squad (radioman) but he was not in Ranger battalion and he did not attend Ranger School.
There's no question that he served.
And I don't presume to question the type of soldier he was. He may very well have been an outstanding soldier.
But for whatever reason, maybe to hype his badass image, he lied about being a Ranger... and that wasn't 25-30 years ago. His claims about his Ranger status have been recent.""
Criteron
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:20:49 CST

Its time to start making Blu Ray's damnit.
Beltane575 is lame...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:26:53 CST

....he is licking Quasar's fucking arse.
"hi, Alex From NY, just wondering if you got my email with regards to interviewing you for my music/counterculture webzine?"
"I saw I lost you as a follower so I hope everything is ok, especially being that would love to seriously be talent for your flix"
"Dont mind me asking, I just respect you and like to keep connections all good, plus you've been cool about talent advice : - )"
Koutch, right on with the Criterion thing.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:43:26 CST

It's about fucking time. No way would I pay $60 for The Seventh Seal on dvd. Wait, I did that a few years ago. Fuck.
"I saw I lost you as a follower so I hope everything is ok, especially being that would love to seriously be talent for your flix"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 11:44:07 CST

What a little suckass.
I gave Brother Beltrane some medicine....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:02:01 CST

"Quasar probably has 100's of limp dicks begging to be his talent everyday. Be your own man. Move to L.A. and shake shit up."
"...because at the moment. Begging for work on Twitter, you come off like a pathetic suckass. Fucking motivate yourself."
You think Bale
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:04:39 CST

Really has a tweeter?
No.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:08:40 CST

I think he uses a computer as little as humanly possible...he seems like one of those guys that gets scolded into using email once in awhile, to his chagrin.
the funny thing about Bale....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:10:03 CST

...is simple shit like that seems rather amusing. Like the image of him in his living room, trying to figure out his laptop....
from Ratner's twitter..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:14:00 CST

"I'm at the "New Moon" twilight premiere. Congrats Taylor. Great job."
The first time Bale used a computer
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:34:27 CST

He just started talking at it and getting pissed that people weren't getting his e-mails.
Danny did you watch
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:43:01 CST

That Avater clip I put on here?
no...where?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:43:54 CST

I got no speakers right now though.....I'll look.
that actually makes it look much better.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:46:19 CST

...it looks more prequelsish......which is good. Trying to sell it as some bad ass thing is just fucking stupid.
Did you watch that scene floating around last week? The 4 and a half minute "YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH" scene?
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:53:02 CST

Its just funny how they are trying to appeal to all types with this movie. Like that clip makes it seem like some light hearted kiddie romp. Which could be really fun. I wonder what they are going to do when it gets slapped with an R rating.
Like they too Stephan Lang
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:54:29 CST

Out of the kiddie cut trailer, probably because they worry that his GREAT scared face will scare the wee ones.
I think it would have been better if it were a full on kid's movie....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:55:10 CST

....
Yeah it would be awesome
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:56:27 CST

if he made a movie that made me feel what its like to be a 9 year old again. Those sort of movies don't happen enough.
Goddammit-Stephen Lang Should have been cast as Thor
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 12:57:56 CST

Not that 26 year old whelp/pussy whathis face-Thor Is a GOD not A gen Y babyface--Fucking ass
Fuck Lang...it should have been the real man from Public Enemies.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:00:45 CST

...Don Fucking Frye.
http://tinyurl.com/y93t2sk
I love this twitter post....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:04:37 CST

"Don't forget to check out http://slavetobondage.com/ to see me submit to Damon Pierce...soon he breaks the canes over my back!"
FUCK Lang and FUCK Hemsworth
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:09:20 CST

Neither is Thor. Fucking impostors, the both of them. Jouko Ahola (from Kingdom of Heaven) should have been cast. Period. Everyone else can go choke on a cock.
that shit in Avatar when he first wakes up on the examination table.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:09:30 CST

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!! That is some of thee worst CG I've seen in recent years...the proportions look all fucked up and distorted, the movement is goofy and off and the the texture is non existent. What the fuck is that? And why do they insist on holding on it so long in every fucking spot? Isn't Cameron the one that meticulously views all promotional material....he watches that and seriously thinks-- yup...revolutionary, thats it!
Professional Thor
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:10:28 CST

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b139/dr_handle/odo.jpg
Ah Frye would be good as a warrior 3
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:11:52 CST

keep ray stevenson, keep the kickass Mongol Asian, and replace with Frye.
I got over the baby-face Captain Kirk, but a baby face Thor---that babyface couldn't fight his was out of a Hot topic store, much less The fields Of Asgard
Fuck Jouko Ahola.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:12:50 CST

...it should have been that motherfucker Vladimir Kulich from 13th Warrior.
>http://tinyurl.com/yctabch
http://tinyurl.com/yb9ybsv
Perfect combo for Thor
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:13:23 CST

Script by: David Eggers
Starring: The Great Stephan Lang, Co-Starring the always good: Micheal Batemen, with the very lovely Vera Farmiga, Directed by the masterful: David Gordon Green. Soundtrack by the exceptional in whatever they do: MGMT.
Ahhhhhh it is perfection.
FUCK BALLS!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:13:54 CST

Jason Bateman. Whatever that whiny fuckers name is.
Bale configuring A wireless home networking solution...
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:14:10 CST

Being on tech support for 3 hours-paging Mr. Snowcone-make it So. you have your new writing assignment-I'll collaborate with you on it-mwhahaha
Vlad's cool....
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:14:34 CST

but Jouko won the world's strongest man competition and set the world records in Atlas Stone and Hercules Hold. Vlad's pretty jamming but if you've seen him in anything lately....that mutha fucka is getting OLD. He's looking completely worn. Like he just got done fucking the Olsson Twins.
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:14:42 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yd5wfsu
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET MY E-MAIL?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:16:00 CST

I told my fucking computer to send it three days ago. This is un fucking proffessional mate. I'm gonna give Bill Gates a call.
Takes phone out of pocket and yells, BILL GATES.
The other guy stands there for 3 minutes before he decides to tell Bale that he has to dial a number. Before he even finishes his sentence Bale has knocked his ass out.
I know....its a damn shame for Vlad......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:16:09 CST

10 years ago....FUCK!!!! They missed it.
No Nathan Jones in a wig
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:16:53 CST

Love for the role of Thor?
Right...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:18:55 CST

Even now, he'd still be better than that fag Hemsworth. But Jouko still looks reasonably youthful - I don't know many other actors that could pull off. And for anyone who suggested Brad Pitt could ever be Thor, they need to be anally spelunked by a homeless guy with large hands.
The dude from Troy?
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:19:50 CST

Better than Stephen Lang, for sure.
Better than Stephen Lang???
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:21:49 CST

Not in this lifetime buddy.
As Thor?
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:25:32 CST

Stephen Lang's fine as an actor..he just doesn't have any "Thor" about him. I don't see it (maybe when he was a bit younger). But...he would be better than Chris Hemsworth. Then again, so would Whoopi Goldberg.
Fuck yes!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:25:39 CST

I finally get to see Gomorrah. Jesus its been a long journey.
They should get the dude from Wolfhound
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:26:13 CST

For Thor, or something in there.
They should have just gone with the Wolfman cast full on....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:27:48 CST

Benicio Del Toro - THOR
Anthony Hopkins - ODIN
Hugo Weaving - LOKI
Emily Blunt - AMORA
Dude
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:28:39 CST

Thor's got Stellan Skarsgård and Anthony Hopkins as well as the SOON TO BE ALWAYS GREAT Idris Elba in it. Its got promise. I could probably watch 4 hours of Stellan and Anthony sitting in a dark room in old chumfy chairs talking, eating crackers, drinking a little whisky and falling asleep. And it still probably be better then most crap I watch. Especially the part where Anthony gets Stellan with the ole pull my finger. That was a good scene.
how do you not see this guy as Thor?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:29:04 CST

http://tinyurl.com/nnrzy3
Benecio Del Toro as a blonde...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:29:39 CST

...he'd look like Joan Osborne without a soft lens camera. Fuck. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Hahahah it says on IMDB that
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:29:59 CST

Josh Hartnett was rumored for the role of Loki. Chris Hemsworth looks like he was made up of left over parts of Josh Hartnett.
Thanks Danny...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:30:10 CST

I like boys now.
Ahhh yes the GREAT Benicio Del Toro
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:30:39 CST

Always always great.
Since he takes up that form of a mortal shit.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:31:29 CST

...he can just inhabit a Puerto Rican dude from Queens. Whats the big fucking deal?
Benicio = YES!
As long as Kenneth Branagh
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:31:42 CST

Makes the script iambic pentameter like the comic I'm sold.
who in the fuck is Tom Hiddleston?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:32:19 CST

....
Kenneth Branagh...oh God.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:32:55 CST

His name alone sounds like a fucking asshole. Say it aloud = ASSHOLE.
what cunt threw Branagh's name on the list?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:33:55 CST

He had just run out of a screening of Sleuth and he was so fucking riveted he scream I GOT THE GUY!!!
Jouka sounds good
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:34:04 CST

Thor should be battle worn and world weary and in his 30s or 40s--Because he's a god- Fucking a right the Wolfhound guy-everyone knows i'm gay as fuck for that movie-13th warrior *was* the Thor movie-another great contender-Fuck's sake even Dolph lundgren-but a 26 year old who isn't even an MMA fighter-fucking ridiculous
If he can inhabit anyone...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:34:12 CST

then he should just do it right so he can spend all day exploring the wonders of his body:

http://tiny.cc/zTqDU
Thor (2010)
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:34:26 CST

Script by: David Eggers
Starring:
The Great Stephan Lang as Loki
The always great Benicio del toro as Loki
Co-Starring the always good: Jason Batemen as Fandral
with the very lovely Vera Farmiga as Jane Foster,
Directed by the masterful: David Gordon Green
Soundtrack by the exceptional in whatever they do: MGMT
Ohh and some bloke named Anthony Hopkins is in there somewhere. Ahhhhhh it is perfection.
kevin Fucking McKidd as Loki
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:35:35 CST

James Gandolfini as Odin
Sofía Vergara
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:36:18 CST

Did you guys not see the clip of the view with her? She has a 18 year old son, she's like 37.
I pray Anthony wears his Alexander costume....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:36:18 CST

...but speaks like the old man in Legends of the Fall.
No I hope Anthony
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:36:58 CST

Does his gruff The Edge voice.
The Edge?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:38:24 CST

He was very light spoken in that film.
Oh Knowles you confused peice of shit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:38:41 CST

Original Bruno review on July 8.
BRUNO is hilarious. It is paralytically funny - and I know I easily missed about 15-20 minutes due to uncontrolled laughter on my part. So you'll probably want to see this a few times. It is that funny.
Today's dvd review of Bruno
Bored the fuck out of me.
Just fold your fucking tent up already asshat.
Avatar apologies
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:39:19 CST

the thundercats are 12 feet tall-the CGI doesn't look all that much better than most of the CGI these days. but... Beowulf in 2-D was really a hardly passable picture-but in 3-D, the Dragon fight at the end really adds stars-so if its got 40 minutes of kickass 3-D fighting-it might be pretty neat.
The new 3-d works best if you sit *in the middle rows* not up front, and not towards the back....
The Edge gives me a boner just thinking about it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:39:31 CST

.
Did Anthony have a drug problem?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:39:45 CST

The Silence of the Lambs (1990) ....eh after looking into that, he looks older in that film then I remembered. I was going to say that he looked a lot older in the Edge in 97. But really he's just got a beard.
90- http://tinyurl.com/p968d6
97- http://tinyurl.com/ykxto5d
He's got a gruff voice
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:40:33 CST

When his full on Bear Killing mode.
He's said he had a drinking problem...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:41:39 CST

...I think he's totally straight now.
And Mike-- did you point that out in the TB?
I saw that when I read his Bruno DVD
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:43:01 CST

I was like? Didn't this fucker jizz all over this movie while it was in Theaters? Seeing that his name was all over the trailer.
And Capones name is all over the Ninja Ass trailer and Massa wrote some awful review of it, that makes it sound good, but he says he hated it.
Massawyrm...
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:43:16 CST

..actually posted a review that didn't sound like utter bullshit today-the box had to say something. Other talkbackers were like-holy shit-i know, can't believe a possibly real review on AICN.
Or As I have dubbed it-Gingertown.
Sofia = 37
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:43:21 CST

Same number of times I'd spackle her coitus muffin. Coincidence? I let the readers decide....
Paul Walker gives Vera Farmiga the AIBN washing machine tratment in Running Scared.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:43:30 CST

You can almost smell the cunt.
Ohhhh Vera Farmiga
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:44:50 CST

She's always lovely in everything she does.
Vera Farmiga is what I imagine
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:46:28 CST

Blind guys who think Jake Gyllenhaal's brother is good looking, looks like to them.
nothing is more gruff....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:46:45 CST

...than that semi-paralyzed, drool running down his fucking beard, SCREW THE GOVERNMENT shit in Legends...
Since no one is responding to my Sofia
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:47:59 CST

The View visit. I'll let the bag out of the cat, she was raped when she was 13. Watch the Soup tonight to see the clip, its odd because she says it like she's telling Whoopie that she likes Patatoe Soup or something.
yeah bear hunting is
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:48:28 CST
AICN has my ip at work blocked from the day you and I blitzed that Avatar tb.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:49:05 CST

Somebody else called him a hypocritical p.o.s. No responce from the pork chop yet.
Does anyone actually watch
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:49:27 CST

Modern Family here? i fucking love that show.
Koutch....
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:49:33 CST

She was joking about the rape thing. I did see the clip - she was being funny (not that she's really that funny). I'd still damage that Colombian cunny bunny - any day of the week.
You sure she was being funny?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:50:59 CST

I mean how else you having a kid at 13? I mean it wouldn't stop me, just surprising.
I thought the semi-paralized/droll shot was at Harry there for a sec.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:51:05 CST

.
Ahhh ok
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:52:06 CST

It was a joke. Vergara was married at the age of 18 to her childhood sweetheart,[2] and she gave birth to her son Manolo Gonzalez-Ripoll Vergara September 16, 1992[6] at the age of 20.[
Yeah I saw that--
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:52:24 CST

and didn't that fucking cunt Whoopi react? After her Polanski defense 'it wasn't rape rape' comment and the defense of dog fighting as being part of 'our culture.' FUCK YOU WHORE. Someone needs to rape Whoopi with a fucking pipe.
This is no joke however
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:52:41 CST

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/sofia-vergara/sofia-vergara-20080130-369813.jpg
She metioned rape on The View?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:52:57 CST

Did Whoopi say "Was it rape rape?"
Fuck posting late and FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:53:59 CST

.
all I know is...this is one hell of a profile.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:56:02 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ycbfmn8
She didnt have a kid at 13....
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:57:31 CST

She was joking about her age (because she looks younger). She gave birth when she was 20 (she married at 18).
Dang Yngwie album-but it's a demo from when he was a kid
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:57:48 CST

...
And I love how Whoopi sits around with pasty white bitches all day.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:58:39 CST

....and busts out the race card only when its convenient to support her argument. Punk ass bitch, she ain't no different than muthafuckin' Don King-- she looks black, talks white, and sees green!
yeah good cut and past job
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:59:22 CST

From my earlier post Scottin. Join Stuntcock in the late post box. 2 MINUTES!
she looks black, talks white, and sees green!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 13:59:56 CST

Isn't she all dyke?
Yeah-- late posts is a FAIL on Rivers Cuomo epic proportions....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:01:17 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ykm6f4o
And yes...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:01:28 CST

In case you were wondering- it is my kid. Sofia and I are very happy and we wish you all well. Fuck..she's so hot, I'd send HER panties in the mail.
looks black, talks white, sees green, and tastes dyke!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:01:44 CST

FUCK!
No...actually she's not.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:02:19 CST

She was with Ted Danson and Frank Langella for years....not at the same time. Well...maybe.
Ted Danson and Frank Langella
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:04:45 CST

Someone photoshop those two in bed both holding glasses of champaign inviting you for a night that will turn you dyke for the rest of your life.
these boys got both holes covered
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:07:32 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yfl75zp
James Woods was just there hoping to get
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:09:03 CST

One of her kids.
James Woods uses the fallopian tubes as dental floss.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:10:33 CST

sick fuck
Damn Whoopie has been married
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:11:05 CST

3 times. She's 2 shy of pulling a Cameron.
AAAAAAAAAAhahahahah she is named Whoopi
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:11:52 CST

Because she farts alot! Ahahahah I always thought that but never bought it.
She was addicted to
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:12:43 CST

Heroine? Is that like Ice-T saying he was a pimp to get Street Cred?
No....I believe Whoopi....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:14:52 CST

...she's got the crack gums.
Crack is whack
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:15:49 CST

Crack is cheap.
Yeah she did spend a summer hunting
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:17:09 CST

Dutch, Dillon, Anna, Mac, Blain, Billy and Poncho in the jungle. That was probably a drug induced attack.
Predator was allegory for PCP.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:17:53 CST

...
But very clever joke there Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:20:11 CST

...one of your best.
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:21:06 CST

I was pretty proud of that one. Gonna frame it.
poor Billy.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:22:00 CST

...
Listening to Avatar soundtrack
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:33:04 CST

Nothing amazing so far. Lots of shit ripped from The Mission.
And Lion King
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:33:33 CST
Though it a lot of flight of fancy
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:34:05 CST

Stuff, airy, so hopefully he's going for ultimate kids movie.
Just realized that
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:36:36 CST

Reading the titles of the songs lays out the whole story.
Dude that Leona Lewis song
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:38:53 CST

Is fucking awful. Not awful in its bad, awful in that it sounds like its from the 90's and SOOO badly wants to be the next My Fart Will Go On.
yeah like that fucking track QUI-GON'S FUNERAL.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:41:52 CST

..cunts
'Caise I know you bastards need this now more than ever!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:44:07 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ykxlxe4
Yeah I remember reading that
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:51:35 CST

Is it too hard to fucking come up with names of songs? Or just give them minute markers or something?
I know...make it one strong word....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:52:11 CST

....like REMEMBRANCE or some shit. FUCK!!!
Shows that the music director
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:56:38 CST

Wasn't trying to make something memorable, just movie music.
Here's an interview with Horner
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:58:15 CST

So how did you come up with the song "Jake enters his avatar world".
Well I was taking a dump and watching Avatar on my tele in the washroom and I came up with the song during the scene where Jake enters his Avatar World. Get the fuck out of my face.
Horner being British
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:58:42 CST

Is just a guess. There is no proof otherwise.
...make it one strong word..
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 14:59:22 CST

hahahaah like all metal song titles.
some metal songs have those ridiculously long titles though.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:01:01 CST

....like AGONY AT THE ALTER OF GOD IN DARKNESS (FOREVER) or some fucking bullshit.
Jesus
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:02:53 CST

Sideshow Collectable are the only people putting ads on AICN.
Seriously, I want to know how many of these fucking GREAT things they have sold?
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=300032&affiliate=CD988
Yeah I meant
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:04:03 CST

Good metal.
Yeah-- really how much can Sideshow afford to spend on ads?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:04:49 CST

The great Stephen Lang figure, by the great Sideshow Collectibles!!
the great Stephen Lang....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:05:20 CST

...can suck my always reliable dick.
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:05:35 CST

All tracks by Pantera.
"Mouth for War" – 3:56
"A New Level" – 3:57
"Walk" – 5:15
"Fucking Hostile" – 2:49
"This Love" – 6:32
"Rise" – 4:36
"No Good (Attack the Radical)" – 4:50
"Live in a Hole" – 4:59
"Regular People (Conceit)" – 5:27
"By Demons Be Driven" – 4:39
"Hollow" – 5:45

Maybe I'm thinking of Nu Metal songs.
Yeah it was Nu Metal
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:07:47 CST

Korn's 1st cd:
"Blind" - 4:19
"Ball Tongue" - 4:29
"Need To" - 4:01
"Clown" - 4:37
"Divine" - 2:51
"Faget" - 5:49
"Shoots and Ladders" - 5:22
"Predictable" - 4:32
"Fake" - 4:51
"Lies" - 3:22
"Helmet in the Bush" - 4:02
"Daddy" - 17:31
Yeah when I see your dick
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:08:33 CST

In some rancid piece of ass, its usually the best part!
Fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:10:20 CST

Since I've been eating lunch at work the past two weeks to save money. I fucking keep forgeting to clock back in.
Oh fuck yeah-- ORGY!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:10:49 CST

1. "Social Enemies" – 4:05
2. "Stitches" – 3:18
3. "Dissention" – 3:31
4. "Platinum" – 3:42
5. "Fetisha" – 4:02
6. "Fiend" – 4:29
7. "Blue Monday" – 4:26
8. "Gender" – 4:27
9. "All the Same" – 4:05
10. "Pantomime" – 4:28
11. "Revival" – 4:09
12. "Dizzy" – 3:21
Ewwww Sideshow fucked up here
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:12:29 CST

A non-refundable, one-time deposit of $240 is required on January 15th, 2010 - 11:59PM PT. They should have made that date the day right before Avatar comes out. I would have loved to have seen the face of the one guy that buys this just based off of Great Stephan Langs past works, only to realize $500 million dollars later that he blew $250 bucks on Avatar.
Fuck Stephen Lang
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:14:42 CST

I say it again: FUCK Stephen Lang. The dude is just a flavor of the week akin to Michael Shannon, Chris Hemsworth or Chris Waltz. His acting is fine but seriously...all the so-called worship just reminds me how fickle we, as viewers, really are. Sure, his career is long and steady...but is he really all that? Maybe he can go the route of Michael Sheen (another flavor of the week) and start playing vampires and werewolves every other film.
How dare you nay say the GREAT STTTTEEEEEPPPHHHAAAANNNN
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:22:59 CST

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(say it like Micheal Buffet)
Next you'll be telling me David Eggers couldn't write his way out of a freshmen reading comprehension class?
I did
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:31:32 CST

I said fuck him. Bale be praised. (Again..he's fine; I just don't see anything about him that blows me away or elevates him above other actors). Though I don't fault him for the abortion that was Gods and Generals. That unholy fetid pussy afterbirth crept out of Ronald Maxwell's ass and is his responsibility alone.
yeah i really don't know
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:36:09 CST

Anything else The Great Stephan Lang has ever done, I just know he is great and that is good enough for me.
you're right-- Michael Sheen is another Eggers.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:40:59 CST

I remember when that fucking Nixon movie came out and everyone was blowing him over it saying 'the immensely talented Michael Sheen' bla bla....I still have no fucking idea who that asshole is or why I should give a fuck whether he lives or dies.
You really do call it Scott...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:42:08 CST

...perhaps you should draft a list of all these 'GREAT ONES.' Shannon is definitely another one. After that fucking Revolutionary Road shit when every other asshole was saying he should be Joker and claiming he is one of their favorite actors? What the fuck?
with Shannon I just kept asking....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:44:26 CST

...you mean that ugly motherfucker from Pearl Harbor?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:46:43 CST

I don't watch much TV, but thanks to the wife's TIVO I do watch Modern Family. Pretty funny.
I also saw the Vegera interview. Damn, that was uncomfortable when she said that. You'd think celebs know not to joke about like, RAPE and shit. Especially on program like the view, where the hosts and audience are all women, and sensitive about that shit, and some of whom may have been sexually ASSaulted. I'm sure Vegera's agent gave her a talking to after the show, while putting a leash back on her collar.
Yeah I was like
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:47:26 CST

Shannon???? That monster looking dude? Yet you dare to question Sir Willem?
http://tinyurl.com/yzl2z4s
That's it exactly....
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:48:32 CST

But hey...for my part, I'm looking forward to Michael Sheen's next hard hitting performance in "Underworld IV: Vampires vs. Nixon".
Whatever the fact that Vegera was joking
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:48:32 CST

Just makes her that much more awesome. Next your gonna tell me her hobbies are fucking, cooking and cleaning.
Michael Shannon would fuck his grandmother's corpse....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:49:25 CST

...for 5 years of Willem's career. Just 5 fucking years!
Shannon in Rev Road
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:50:25 CST

Wasn't even anything. That movie was pretty awful.
I'm glad we keep it real around here....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:51:15 CST

.....and all agree the top 3 actors in the world have remained unchinked for some time now, VAL KILMER, WILLEM DEFOE, and CHRISTIAN BALE.
Though they could and should do a straight to dvd prequel to Shadow of the Vampire.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:53:00 CST

...starring Shannon.
I Forgive Defoe
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:55:05 CST

...for Speed 2. It's probably time we all do.
you know
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:56:39 CST

I was in the bathroom taking a piss just now and I gots to thinking. What if when critics throw out the term, GREAT, LOVELY, ALWAYS RELIABLE, they are secert code words for these actors? Like GREAT means always has good coke, LOVELY means slutty and so forth.......hrmmmmmm?
Because if you look its always for off putting people, like people that make you go? Why are you talking about that weird fucker?
I have absolutely no problem with Speed 2.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:57:10 CST

I like the first more...because Jason is boring as fuck, but I never understood why people hated it so much. Its a fun 90s action film...what the fuck?
Once elias koteas
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:57:39 CST

Stars in the movie I'm going to make with him, he may be able to join that list.
Speed 2 doesn't bother me
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:58:02 CST

Never really did.
Yeah Jason
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 15:59:10 CST

Is probably what was most annoying about the sequel. Fuck call the movie something fucking else and you've got no ties to Speed. Its not like Bollock hasn't been giving the same performence since her first movie.
Exactly....i always wondered why call it Speed?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:01:49 CST

Other than to cash in on the success of the first....oh wait...nevermind. i fucking get it!
Danny...the last 15 minutes...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:01:49 CST

is why people hate it. It's a passable action flick til then...but the whole 'boat that won't stop' shit went on for WAY too long. It was almost as over-long as 'Return of the King'. If they had tidied that up, more folks would have given it a pass. But Willem putting leeches on himself (for real....doin it for the role!) earns my respect.
I don't remember it that well.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:03:14 CST

...I do remember that bad ass fucking port town set they destroy. That was kick ass.
Yeah I thought the town
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:04:18 CST

Destroying was fun.
but Speed 2 is another one of those bullshit 'its the worst movie of all time' cunts...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:04:35 CST

...yeah fucking right. It may be a little dull...but its not that fucking bad. Its not like Star Trek bad.
I'd put Speed 2 and Star Trek
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:06:12 CST

On the same level of bladness. I take Star Trek 2 for more energenic performences from the leads.
Its like Waterworld
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:07:47 CST

Back then it was fun just to make fun of big budget movies that where huge hits.
they should fucking remake Speed 2.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:09:09 CST

....and call it something else...like CABIN PRESSURE or some shit. And cast Jason Statham and Christina Hendricks. The villain....Benicio Del Toro, and make him fucking Cuban.
Yeah especially Speed 2
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:10:24 CST

It didn't even gross back its production cost in theaters. And it cost 160, the same year JP2 came out and it only cost 75 mil.
And have the new Theme song
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:10:49 CST

By GnR.
just open that shit with a helicopter shot over the ocean....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:15:05 CST

....and GNR'S 'IF THE WORLD' or whatever that fuck that new song was called....
Gary Oldman turned down Speed 2 for Air Force One...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:16:37 CST

...hahahahahaha
Yeah GNR wasted that awesome song
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:19:02 CST

On Body of Lies, probably after realizing their mistake in not letting Ridley use Welcome To the Jungle for Black Hawk Down. Though Ridley did get Faith No More which is just as good.
The finale boat crash scene in the film cost more than the entire budget of Speed.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:19:21 CST

FUCK YES!!!!
I like Air Force One
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:19:42 CST

I used to watch that all the time, back when people still watched DVDs.
Speaking of Prince Kilmer, has anybody here seen Bad Lt yet?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:20:42 CST

Can't even find the cocksucker on download yet.
Speed 2 is not the worst movie ever.
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:21:23 CST

Not by a mile. I reserve that for The Omen remake. And anything with Mark Wahlberg.
SPEED 2 -- SISKEL + EBERT = 2 THUMBS UP!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:22:14 CST

FUCK YES!!!
I liked The Omen remake....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:25:19 CST

....haha
Sort of for the same reasons I liked Renny's Exorcist....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:25:56 CST

....both are more like dark adventure films.
My fave moment of The Omen remake
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:28:04 CST

The rottie chasing him. They ran out of money so just had Liev open a trapdoor and the dog fell in it. They literally couldn't afford to finish filming the scene. So used a piece of tile to make a trapdoor. Now THAT's professionalism. FUCK I hated that movie. So goddamn bad.
It's almost impossible to figure out what's happening here:
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:28:41 CST

http://tinyurl.com/y8galco
I thought it had a good visual look.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:29:13 CST

.....I wouldn't have guessed it had money problems. It looks big. Thewlis character was cool....
Don't remember Renny's Ex
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:30:05 CST

Never saw the Omen remake. Neither of them can touch the awfulness of Year One.
Mia Farrow wasn't bad
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:30:39 CST

I wonder if she's like that at home. Might explain why Woody Allen decided to start fucking his daughter.
Moore always has a nice visual aesthetic....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:30:51 CST

Max Payne looked fucking awesome...love the photography and style....they just needed to rework that fucking script. Jesus Christ.
Thewlis is in the Omen
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:31:20 CST

Gotta check it out now.
My favorite Thewlis film
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:33:34 CST

Naked. Man, that film was so fucked up.
I like Renny's Exorcist more than Omen....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:33:45 CST

...its fucking fun as hell. Stellan feels like a fucked up Indiana Jones. And Brick Top with fucking bubbling boils all over his face, trying to fuck the main chick? Jesus. I thought the African setting was fucking kick ass.....reminded me of Ghost and The Darkness. Just an awesome looking period for fucked up shit to be happening at night. Another one I have no idea why people hate...other than the fact that its not the original film, nor is it trying to be.
yeah that movie
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:34:25 CST

With Owen Wilson wasn't that bad either. The one the WWE took over. You ever seen a picture of him? He's like Harry's evil brother or some shit.
Max Pyane sucked
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:35:15 CST

I blame that on Mia Kunnis, she's becoming another one of those. Oh she's so lovely and great.....for what?
Thewlis....AND Pete Postlethwaite!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:36:36 CST

....
Yeah-- Behind Enemy Lines....I like it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:37:08 CST

Thats probably his best film overall.
I new ole Petey was in it
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:37:45 CST

Sounds like a good time. Though Liev is a bit of a buzz kill.
Mila Kunis
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:38:02 CST

You always say that about her....but who the fuck likes her, or even knows her fucking name? That girl gets no love....except from the head of my swollen cock.
Exorcist Prequel was fine..
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:38:48 CST

Far better than people said; only weak part was the very Evil Deadish demon at the end (complete with backwards limbs) but all in all cool and disturbing. The Omen though...yah PLAGUED with budget issues. They ran out of money twice...the first time stopped filming for almost two weeks. BUT they did include the scene originally planned for the original where the father runs over the nanny.
Liev generally sucks balls....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:39:03 CST

...but he's okay in it. He plays a good concerned father. I think the fact that he is a totally regular guy is his saving grace in that film.
Extract
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:39:17 CST

Go read one review of it.
Was it Reny's Exorcist Schrader got kicked off?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:39:50 CST

I'm to lazy to Wikipedia it.
Kunis is an excellent code name for the word cunt.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:40:16 CST

.
Exctract review? No thanks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:40:56 CST

those 3 critics that loved it can saw whatever they want. The movie made 200 bucks...as will Book of Eli.
Kunis in American Psycho 2 = HATED FOR LIFE!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:41:00 CST

Cunt.
God Extract
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:41:04 CST

Jason Batemen/Mila Kunis/J.K. Simmons/Kristen Wiig fuck I'm surprised Paul Rudd wasn't in it.
does seem weak for Judge to get a cast that trendy....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:41:56 CST

...
Schrader
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:41:58 CST

Got his own ass kicked off i thought.
Hahahahah
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:42:25 CST

Dissing the Book of Eli. That completes my day. I love Gary Oldman but I have so little desire to see this piece of post-apocalyptic shit that I can't describe. Denzel needs to go make a Man on Fire prequel. Fucker.
Maybe its just the fan boy love of
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:42:59 CST

Kunnis. Like the whole. SHE PLAYS A FEMALE ASSISSIGN IN MAX PAYNE!! HUBBA HUBBA! WOO WOO! Sort of thing I didn't get for her.
Schrader's review of Easy Rider warms my heart.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:43:15 CST

I know there is one other person on earth besides me that thought that movie was ass.
if they love her so much they should pay to see the bitch's fucking movie.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:43:50 CST

...
Book of Eli is fucked
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:43:56 CST

Everyone is going to call it The Road 2.
Schrader completed his Exorcist.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:45:58 CST

....it was hated by the studio and shelved...then they hired Frankenheimer to reshoot most of it, he died before filming started and Renny replaced Frankenheimer.
Book of Eli was pushed back to 15 January 2010
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:46:29 CST

Not to get distance from the much more highly anticipated The Road, but in hopes of getting lucky like a similar movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, did getting released on that same date. It thinks it has enough potential to keep the oscar buzz going all the way toward award season next year, so there is no need to push out releasing it during awards season this year.
-Variety
I saw half of the Book Of Eli trailer and lost interest.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:47:06 CST

Until I found out it was The Hughes Brothers. I'll end up seeing it eventually. Torent?
Book of Eli
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:47:07 CST

The guy is walking around with the last bible on earth. And everyone wants to kill him for it. I mean really. That's it. So, only 20/30 years after a nuclear holocaust, all bibles have vanished? And it's such a mystical book that people kill to steal it? If there's no bibles left, how do they even know it's worth killing for? Fuck...just the snyopsis makes that shit sound fucking WEAK.
WHOA WHOA WHOA Danny
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:47:39 CST

You missed the first rule of Greatness. You cannot be a main actor in a successfull movie in order to be considered great.
I think Book of Eli will be interesting......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:48:44 CST

...Hughes Bros are talented fucks....and Denzel looks like he's in that Man on Fire mode. Mila will be the only weak thing about it. I like her-- but she is misused often. I would proudly cast her tongue to play the door-stop between my nuts.
Danny - I have sad news. Please sit down
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:48:54 CST

Alicia is dating Brady Quinn. Dude, I am sorry. Come on Danny, stop that crying take it like a man! Hey, what are you doing with that chain -saw and a map to Cleveland? Why are you carrying extra strength ex-lax AND crazy glue? Why do you have a branding Iron with an ND x'ed out like the ghostbusters logo? Dude put down the filet knife!
when did I miss that point?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:49:31 CST

...
Movie better be stronger than the premise
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:50:56 CST

Cuz that shit is WEAK. Denzel defending the last bible with a samurai sword. Sounds like The Road meets Blade.
Sacramone?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:51:18 CST

well thats just.........FUCKING GREAT!!!
When you said
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:51:25 CST

People should go see Kunnis' movie, if they do that, they she won't be great.
What is wrong with her? Dating a professional athlete?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:52:56 CST

Does she enjoy the idea of either being:
A: Beaten
B: Forced to fight dogs
or C: abandoned for Madonna?
come on baby.....you're better than that.
maybe the premise is Blade meets The Road....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:53:38 CST

...everyone assumes its all realistic for some reason. What if it has weird fanciful elements...could rock...and roll.
Ohhhh Alicia
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:54:24 CST

You cock teasing son of a bitch, pulling at my man's heart.
http://tinyurl.com/6ceyra
Renny gets a bum rap.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:54:39 CST

Deep Blue Sea is the fucking shit.
Yeah I hope Book of Eli
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:55:26 CST

Is good. I've only got enough money for 1 sequel to 2012 these upcoming months. I'm spending on Eli.
Deep Blue Sea
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:56:05 CST

Probably in my top ten favorite films of all time.
Denzel's movie of 2010
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:56:56 CST

should be 'Unstoppable'. Tony Scott film about a runaway train loaded with chemicals. That will be the fucking ROCK in the desert of 2010.
I'm sizing up my competition...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:57:01 CST

...doesn't this Brady guy...
http://tinyurl.com/yhf83e2
look like this retard...
http://tinyurl.com/yln96gg
so in one fucking week I find out about Taylor Swift and Sacramone to two cro-magnon motherfuckers? This Thanksgiving is really gonna fucking suck dick.
Malcolm McDowell is in Book of Eli
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:57:50 CST

And Jennifer Beals and Tom Waits....hrmmm.
Even The Road I'm not too interested in.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:58:07 CST

I found the book less than interesting. And the whole "baby on a spit" thing is not a gamechanger.
Unstoppable should kick ass....true.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:58:28 CST

But Travolta will be missed. If you haven't already-- I suggest you check out Pelham for the deliver of the line "LICK MY BUNG-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER!!"
Haven't seen Pelham...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:59:35 CST

I wanted to hear some AIBN professionals give it a thumbs up before I spend time on it. Sounds good.
You guys read that baby thing in The Road is cut out of the film?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 16:59:44 CST

......in the avclub interview with Hillcoat earlier, he was talking about it...I don't know anything about it-- but apparently people are all pissed about it. sick fucks.
HHHHHHHAhahahah
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:00:11 CST

That Twilight pic....blocked at work for being SEXXXXXXXXXXEY!!!! HEY!!!!
Well, Lindsay it still available
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:00:15 CST

You might have to fight some lesbians and Conti, not to mention needing extra strength penicillin and maybe tossing some midol into her Jager - but she is available.
Scott-- me and Mike have reviews up for it...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:00:17 CST

...just search for em. It was pretty damn fun.
Thank you Toad.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:01:00 CST

Thank you my dear friend......I need to lay down.
Travolta
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:01:38 CST

Has an buddy action movie coming out next year as well that looks pretty good.
Koutch...what the fuck?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:01:42 CST

it wasn't even a Twilight pic it was some interview promotional pic, and he doesn't even have his shirt off...he's just flexing one bionic arm. Cunt.
Well Malcom was in Doomsday as well.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:02:11 CST

Which, upon second viewing, I now love.
Yeah I should load Pelham
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:02:43 CST

On the Queue. Time to watch Transforms 2 as well. God I miss the good ole days when you actually had to wait for movies to come out on DVD.
my Pelham review
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:03:00 CST

http://www.aintitbalenews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=200:dgdb-taken-by-palham&catid=6:movie-reviews&Itemid=15
I could care less if they cut out the baby thing in The Road. HOWEVER.......
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:03:08 CST

they better not cut out the dildo smooch in Edge of Darkness.
Yah I'll check it
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:03:19 CST

...but tonight I am watching 'Hardware' which I just picked up. I dug it when I first saw it in 1990...I want to see if it holds up (if it does, I'll pull together a review). Pelham is next on the list!
Maybe my work computer
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:03:47 CST

Just knows me better then I do, and realizes that I won't be able to stop myself from doing something bad.
cutting the dildo smooch in EOD = Greedo Shoots First
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:03:57 CST

...
The baby thing is ONE FUCKING SENTANCE IN THE BOOK!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:04:50 CST

Jesus, it doesn't make them any less cannibals.
awww Lindsay...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:05:24 CST

...my old damaged scraps....I can't believe at 23, I gotta knock the dust off that pussy.
'Hardware'
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:06:37 CST

Just saw that Scott. I meant to make a review of it for the other site. But I was lazy. Its ok, not the movie I thought it was. The its got an awesome song over a decent sex scene.
what other site?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:07:25 CST

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
What is the baby shot?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:07:57 CST

Just like a baby being fried over grill? Like they are walking by a group and they just stop and look up and they keep walking sort of thing?
Koutch...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:08:40 CST

Ya I'm curious. I remember enjoying it but was so fucking coked up (heh college days) that I can't remember if I was just digging the look and soundtrack or whether it was actually a decent film. Perfect candidate for a re-watch.
this is all he says in the interview....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:09:56 CST

"Certain scenes, certain material—one controversial thing was the baby scene from the book. Now, I said “Right, we’re going to make this true to the book. We’re not going to shy away from anything.” And that was a scene that I fought long and hard for having in the film. And then I fought for having it out of the film, because it was obvious—this is where film is such a different medium from a book—is that it was totally redundant by the time you got to it. Having gone through those other encounters, it was like reverting back to an early part of the story in their journey, at a point when the boy is actually encountering people and is taking over from his father. So it didn’t work in the film structure. It works in the novel, but when you see it, it’s just too literal. So there were all those things to discover in translating from book to film."
Man I wish I could pull this off
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:10:18 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yz4tzmw
Yeah Hardware
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:11:08 CST

Is like if the industrial music scene from the early 90's made a movie, it would be that movie.
is that that thing he's directing....based on that Christian Science woman?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:11:45 CST

....
Thor???
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:11:51 CST

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859921/
Naw thats an old movie
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:12:38 CST

Commanche Moon.
I wish it was just like him
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:13:10 CST

at some park. Like TMZ took a picture of him and that is what he looked like in daily life.
Seriously, she just needs a fucking hug. And some Ecstacy.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:13:13 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yfwlelk
Thompson is a bad ass....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:13:45 CST

...but this guy is better.
http://tinyurl.com/y8fkvtk
One of my favorite sites right now..
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:13:56 CST

so figured I'd share (but not related to current topics)

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
Scottin
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:14:30 CST

You gotta be fucking kidding me? Really?
They walk by an abandoned campfire
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:14:55 CST

and see a carcass on a spit. At least that's what I remember.
Lindsay!!! COME BACK TO ME!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:15:15 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yh2db3d
Love it Koutch...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:15:54 CST

It sounds like my mom's second husband. Not a Twitter fan..but this fucking guy is a professional.
No Scott...don't do it-- don't support that Shit My Dad Says fucker!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:16:03 CST

....
well
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:16:31 CST

That dude got a sitcom deal, so i hope you REALLY LIKE IT!
Damn Danny
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:16:59 CST

Was that linsay pic with the shots from her Parent Trap days?
my first week on twitter....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:17:40 CST

...I had random fucking people direct messaging me saying check this guy out, he's so funny-- he lives with his old dad and posts funny stuff he says. What the fuck? Half his shit isn't even that great...and the other half has been printed in dozens of joke books.
Nawww Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:18:18 CST

...thats when we used to hang out during her Mean Girls days...
How the fuck did Lindsay get famous?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:18:21 CST

She got a famouns aunt or some shit? Or was she some lucky girl in some ginormous open casting call/Sky vacation for the Neeson family for The Parent Trap?
Yeah I think I'm going to use
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:19:56 CST

Tweeter vicariously through Danny and Cock. Just so I don't have to deal with all that spam bullshit.
Oh yeah Danny I got my e-mail fix, shit I send you now should all be kosher.
I think it was just open casting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:20:16 CST

...she was very talented as a kid. Her Parent Trap acting is fucking impressive....first real role. The lead, in nearly every scene and doing a decent British accent and working with a double and all that shit...most kids that age can't even say 3 lines without looking like fucking retards.
how did you fix it?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:20:53 CST

...
Seriously?
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:21:01 CST

No shit? Fuck.

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

The dude is like a sage
Shit My Dad says????
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:21:44 CST

What the fuck? This thing only has 73 tweets? Are you fucking kidding me? This dude most be some spam programer or some shit.
there are a few good ones sandwiched in between tons of shit...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:22:38 CST

...like...
"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
""You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.""
""I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's.""
I had to
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:22:49 CST

Make a stronger e-mail password. Like I had some spam bot on my computer or something. I don't use hotmail on that computer anymore.
MUST not MOST
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:22:59 CST

Balls
Another story I think is total bullshit.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:24:03 CST

....the guy is a fucking writer for Maxim. I think he already had the deal in place with the network, and they worked out some shit with Twitter to promote both the upcoming show and Twitter itself and give the world this Cinderella story of a sweet little tweet that went to Hollywood! Total bullshit story.
Yeah no doubt
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:24:19 CST

Baby Lindsay could act, then she snorted away all her talent or common sense.
845,428 followers and 73 tweets....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:25:04 CST

its fucking fake. Twitter was in cahoots with the show from the start. Which is odd because I remember reading about 6 months ago that twitter was developing various tv projects and I was wondering what the fuck they could possibly do...it was in the LA TIMES.
Whats bullshit about the story?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:25:12 CST

That he was a writer for Maxim?
Does anybody buy Maxim.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:25:37 CST

It seems like the kinda mag you would take to work and jack off to on your lunch break so nobody sees your porn stash.
Does anybody buy any magazine now?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:26:19 CST
Interesting...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:26:40 CST

Definitely rings as fishy since he's a Maxim writer (I hadn't heard that). What a shame...I should've thought of a way of monetizing my stepdad and I would've been rich years ago. And at least he would have been legit. One of his gems that kept me feeling loved and warm for months:

"Your mom should have swallowed".
I buy Empire and American Cinematographer....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:26:53 CST

.....
my females buy Entertainment Weekly and In Touch...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:27:09 CST

....
I used to buy Empire
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:27:57 CST

Its like $10 bucks here.
How are they going to make that show work?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:28:20 CST

Peter Boyle is dead? I guess they can always use Jerry Stiller?
I don't believe the network picked it up off Twitter....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:28:36 CST

....i think the network was developing the show, Twitter was looking for tv opportunities, and they teamed up and came up with the scheme to make a tweet of the show already in preproduction to promote both sides....
This was the last book I bought.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:29:40 CST

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
the twitter/shit my dad says is the same kinda sneaky self promotion Mike is trying to pull.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:31:16 CST

He pretends he just bought the cum recipe book...yeah fucking right-- we can see right through that shit. You self published the fucking thing!
I think Glenn Beck...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:32:39 CST

...did the Julie and Julia thing and taste-tested each and every one of those recipes before they were published. At least he's thorough.
they have great reviews on there....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:33:55 CST

"Menstrual-semen sausage is in fact still popular in some countries - particularly during Lenten season - though for obvious reasons it is generally known by a variety of euphemistic names. And of course the importance of urine in authentic soup stocks cannot be underestimated. Though needless to say few chefs will discuss this sort of "trade secret" publicly."
"Does anyone know where I can find a used copy of this book? It would be the best Christmas present for my boyfriend (he's a chef), but I probably can't get the copy in time for Christmas without paying quite a bit extra for fast shipping."
Ha Ha-The Road
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:42:58 CST

*spoiler Alert*-
*let me repeat*
*Spoiler Alert*
Even the book is fucking stupid.
I don't care about the pulitizer-or all that shit. Just look at it as a script.
It'll be better than 2012, and the panacea to crappy CGI doomsday movies-worth watching.
But it's fucking retarded--it makes no sense about when the fuck the global thermonuclear holocaust happened-was it 2 years ago? 4 years ago? 3 months ago?
The movie trailer posits that it's global warming, or some shit...
The characters in the fucking book repeatedly do unmentionably stupid shit-like the Dad never kicks his son's ass for dropping *the motherfucking gun*.
And for whining and shit, when there are cannibal crews literally trying to eat you alive!.
handing out food, leaving safe zones-THE FUCKING BOOK IS STUPID.
The fucking movie will be worth watching just because of the casting, and it won't be wicker man bad, but it is going to be a waste of Apocalypse.
Again.
And for fuck's sake, i had no idea, denzel was protecting the last copy of the fucking bible-for fuck's sake-have they ever stayed at a holiday inn?!?
The most distributed fucking book literally known to man-all to suck up to some fucking retarded darwin-hating sarah palin worshipping Christian movie base?!?
Suck it all you fucking amateurs-what a fucking joke.
Listen, I've only published ONE FUCKING BOOK!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:44:03 CST

This is it. Get your Goddamn facts straight people.
http://tinyurl.com/28vyak
I helped with the research on this book
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:46:09 CST

http://tinyurl.com/ycq6ean
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Coloring-Book-Vaginas/dp/B000R0HU92/ref=pd_sim_b_3
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:46:47 CST

Vaginas are a fingerprint. Captured in this coloring book along with fun puzzles and games is the uniqueness of the vagina beautifully illustrated. From the compact smooth vagina to a coiffed vagina with full lips. Some are pierced, some are tattooed, some are soft spoken and some are in your face! Illustrate these beautiful vaginas with your imagination and show your love for what makes your world go round! This adult coloring book is great as a gift, birthday, wedding, whatever! And can be given to either a man or a woman. Color it up with your honey! "I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the Big Coloring Book of Vaginas. A great concept, well executed, educational, and a joyous work of erotic art. Ideal for people with and without vaginas. No crayons even needed to enjoy it." -- Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., Porn star turned artist/sexologist
The Road better then 2012?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:47:10 CST

You fucking wish.
Danny - I have sad news. Please sit down
Toadkillerdog2 says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:48:26 CST

Paula Deen - the queen of plumper pussy, was struck in the face by a flying ham. Yes, a swine who flew! I have no details if it was an accident or a plot hatched by Rachel Ray. Calm down Danny. She is ok.
The end of the road
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:48:56 CST

Is some bug flying up into the air, therefore giving us all hope....
"it is going to be a waste of Apocalypse. "
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:49:40 CST

hahaha.....Bronco, I hear in the film there is no mention of what caused the apocalypse. None at all.
Toad...ha. I saw that video earlier....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:50:22 CST

...its pretty fucked up. They are just passing hams down a line for charity or some shit, and the guy behind her lets it go and it smacks my girl in the nose!! Jesus Christ....its a bad time to be a Dickblood Queen.
YES! I'M ORDERING!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:51:13 CST

"A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting. Topics covered include safety, communications, troubleshooting, and lots of good common sense. The FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) covers the topic well, with sections on safety, what's involved, injuries and how to avoid them, who are likely candidates, and what to avoid (for instance: force, lack of consent, and hangnails, to mention only a few.)
Toad.....are you sold yet?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:53:41 CST

There is a difference between sex and really GOOD sex, and that the difference demands deep understanding of what the other person is feeling, physically and emotionally. Interesting sex is about communication, using rhythm, time, sensation, and mood as language. It is amazing and frustrating how often otherwise appealing people don't get this. The woman who wrote this book gets it. She does an excellent job of describing why one fists or gets fisted in the first place. As aggressive as fisting sounds she makes it very clear that it can be, in truth, an incredibly intimate experience, requiring tenderness, empathy, and patience. If you already are into it, if you're thinking about getting into it, or your partner wants you to think about getting into it...then buy this book.
You know in the credits for Hand in the bush
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:53:58 CST

If references a book about Anal fisting, I can't find it though.
I actually have that book
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:54:30 CST

Its ok, its got drawings instead of pictures, and they are funny. Its got songs and poems about vaginal fisting as well.
Talk to Poor Continentalop about the perils of fingernails.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:55:18 CST

*****shivers******
Koutch...but have you practiced its teachings?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:55:47 CST

Its okay son...be honest. We're all friends here.
Or watch the opening scene of
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:56:00 CST

Poultryguist
that should be the title of AIBN'S book "THE PERILS OF FINGERNAILS"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:56:22 CST

Ha
gotta run!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:56:49 CST

peace
The Road as a book is a can't put down thriller read
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:59:11 CST

Despite obvious flaws--fuck i have to go shopping but I'll rave a lot more when i get back.
The Road is a much more character and intimate look at surviving an/the Apocolapse.
There are great scenes here and there-but the fundamental premise is so fucking idiotic-and the character acting is beholden to namby-pamby literary invention-it's going to fucking suck. Fuck-they delayed release two years for very good reasons!
bale be with you
Koutchboom says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 17:59:15 CST
K-Boom-yes- a dopey hope thing
LordBronco says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 18:02:00 CST

Basically-yes-it's that fucking retarded.
And the guy won a Pullitezer-fucking Ass.
Sex vs. Good Sex
ScottinDC says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 19:32:29 CST

The best quote I've heard detailing the difference came from Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina the Teenage Witch):

"Sex is when he comes...Good sex is when we come together".

Her other golden quote:

"I`m a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I`m going to tell everyone I know about it".

I wonder if it's true she's incredibly fat now...what a waste.
ScottinDC here you go
Xiphos says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 20:43:02 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yfbx7o2
It is the FAKE fingernails, Mike
Continentalop says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 22:10:58 CST

That you really have to watch out for.
my question is....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 22:52:50 CST

.....what the hell kinda broad still wears fake fingernails? And how much was she?
Even if Melissa was still kinda thick....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 22:53:51 CST

.....a twats a twat....THEY ALL ABSORB!
I'm listening to this Avatar score sample bullshit.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 23:27:27 CST

http://www.exlibris.ch/musik/OSTVARIOUS/Avatarthe_Score/PHO/8505-7567895761.aspx
Sweet fucking Christ, this garbage is lame as hell. #13 - WAR, Horner fucking rips off 'O FORTUNA'! Why not just use the real fucking deal again?
Leona's "I SEE YOU"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 24 Nov 2009 23:28:46 CST

Hahahahah....oh my fucking GOD!!!
Oh Lord-Dopey Nic Cage Supernatural movie
LordBronco says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 08:54:17 CST

courtesy of the blokes at Empire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE4SwlnpwTI
OK,there should be no snthesizers or techno music in an old movie
Yeah I See You
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 09:20:38 CST

Neon Dion should fucking sue.
Blue Man Group
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 09:27:48 CST

Should have done the score for Avatar. Why not? Their music would have worked fine for the movie.
True Danny a "a twats a twat."
Xiphos says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 09:47:20 CST

But the packaging around said twat that's the difference.
Saw a new trailer of
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 09:56:10 CST

Sherlock Holms, actually looks like it could be fun.
Do people over in Gingertown
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:03:12 CST

Really find that faggot lockesbrokenleg funny? He's like the shit my snarky 8 year old self said. Plus that dude is useless in a argument, kind of like I was when I was 8. Just a little shit that needed a good slap to the head at least twice a day. Luckily my parents loved me and made sure I got them.
Also Venture Brothers
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:05:19 CST

While I enjoy that show. Its ok, its just all over the fucking place. Its like reading a bunch of Tie in comics to some major event. Yeah they sort of overlap but as a whole its a pain to follow.
Jesus Christ
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:13:55 CST

How does AV Club get so many god damn hits? I was looking through their talkback for best TV shows of the decade. And they got like 12 pages of hits.
I mentioned it because
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:16:10 CST

They listed Tim and Eric Awesome Show Good Job as the 20th best show of the past decade. Now I'm a fan of the show, and even I know its not that good. Tom Goes To the Mayor yes, but Tim and Eric is soo fucking hit and miss with most of it falling under miss, there is no way you can say its that good. Unless you are pandering to hipster boners.
Also Arrested Development in the top five? And The British Office ahead of the American Office? Is the AV Club a british publication? That are put them in the same fucking spot, but two spots?
Hahahahahah need to check this out NOW!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:18:46 CST

McSweeney's, the literary journal founded by Dave Eggers
Am I the only Asshole
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:47:58 CST

Who's gotta work today?
If you were looking for christmas presents for me
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:58:31 CST

Start here.
http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/11/25/can-you-feel-the-force-adidas-to-launch-a-star-wars-collection/
No...I'm gonna be working myself until around 3:30
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 10:59:28 CST

...
True Xiphos...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:01:35 CST

Its like eating a fine New York Strip wrapped in soggy newspaper.
Checking out some stuff on McSweeneys
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:03:45 CST

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/pornwriter/column1.html
I think we need to get that chick to write for here? Or see if she can get us all jobs.
Though as I read more of her articles
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:05:13 CST

She has to keep bringing up that she's a feminist.....wow good for you. I'm probably going to hate her by the end of it.
Funny feminists are cool.......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:08:32 CST

....I bet we could bounce funny ass fucking material off one another.
Don't tell me you got work to do Danny
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:09:06 CST

Someone getting a Turkey Day photo shot or something? I'm bored as fuck, should've brought my King book today, was saving that for Friday.
Yeah....there's a big line out the door.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:11:22 CST

...at my Glamour Shots. A lot of people with dogs? What the fuck?
and true feminists understand the power of the word 'CUNT'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:12:26 CST

and cherish it.
LordBronco
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:12:38 CST

I've got The Road on hold at the library. You know what's another screwed up post-apocalypse book? World Made By Hand is a must read. It's scary because it seems so real.
I've heard The Long Emergency....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:16:06 CST

..is a good read. But I don't like that kinda shit...TOO FUCKING SCARY. It ruins my evening.
I want to read that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:18:27 CST

The Game author's new book. About surviving after a major disaster.
I either read
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:19:08 CST

Extremely popular novels, or books no one has ever heard of and doesn't give a shit about. Like the Tom Green biography.
I'm still reading Astin's book....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:20:25 CST

....
I'll probably be readin Under the dome
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:22:22 CST

For the next 2 years.
Yeah I couldn't get through that shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:24:06 CST

...in recent years as I get older, I've found I just can't fucking get through fiction. I lose it halfway. And my limit is 500 pages. Anything past that....FUCK YOU. I would rather read 3 books than one fucking long one.
Funny Convo I just had with my wife
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:28:11 CST

Me: i found a website by the Great Dave Eggers
Me: its just got a bunch of journal and writings on it
Her: who is that
Me: my mom bought his expanded Wild Things Are book that he wrote.
Me: the Great Dave Eggers???
Me: Are you kidding me Wife?
Her: Koutchboom
Me: do you REALLY not know who the Great David Eggers is?
Her: no
Me: He only wrote the screenplay to the greatest movie of all time.
Me: Where The Wild Things Are
Her: no.
Me: No what?
Her: not the greatest movie of all time
Her: duh
Me: whatever
Yeah another thing that took me a while to get
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:30:32 CST

Was that when the story jumps within a chapter/section of the book there is a number. At first I thought these numbers had something to do with the dome coming down. Like it was the first 7 minutes of the dome coming down or something. Then I realized they were mini chapter markings within a chapter. Now its kind of annoying. Like reading it I feel like I've been reading King all my life, because he's gotten SO good at what he does, that its almost predictable whats gonna happen next. And I've never read a king book before in my life.
she calls you Koutchboom?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:31:11 CST

...
Yeah dude
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:31:58 CST

Kinky huh?
"FIST ME KOUTCHBOOM"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:33:16 CST

..
That Avatar score.....FUCK!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:35:54 CST

.....I can't get it out of my head. Its one of the worst scores for a 100mill plus film I've heard in a looooooong while.
I still can't believe how bad
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:36:07 CST

That Leona Lewis song was.
And how big of a miss it was
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:36:38 CST

To not get blue man group to just do the soundtrack. Or at least be on it.
Hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:37:18 CST

Danny, we were thinking the same thing. I didn't see that post till I hit update after my Blue Man Group post.
Did you hear the whole thing...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:38:05 CST

..or just those clips?
Yeah somehow the image of fisting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:38:54 CST

...led to the image of Leona's face....odd.
Just those clips
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:40:32 CST

Can you hear the whole thing now?
Not that I have seen....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:43:55 CST

...
oh nevermind. This guy says its gonna be cool.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:47:57 CST

MovieScore Magazine recently did an interview with Mike Knobloch, the executive VP of Fox Music, talking about composer James Horner (known for his work on movies like Braveheart, Apollo 13, Titanic) and his score for Avatar.
"Horner is doing a brilliant job of creating music that transports us to another world, but supports the film using the traditional orchestral conventions to make a sound that’s hugely cinematic," Knobloch explained. He also goes on to says that Horner's score is "a brilliantly unique blend of traditional and contemporary, electronic elements and spans the entire spectrum of attitude and energy – from bombastic action to the delicate, romantic discovery of a new world."
I was thinking of Medicine Man's score the other day....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:49:45 CST

....I fucking love that thing. Goldsmith just ripped ass with all that synth percussion shit, and its got that cool forward momentum kinda thing I love. I think that kind of approach would have been cool for Avatar...like a more electronic old school approach.
Connery tells Goldsmith "I WANT YOUR HAIR"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:51:23 CST

Sean Connery's hairstyle in this movie was based upon composer Jerry Goldsmith's well-known ponytail. Meeting the composer at a cocktail party, Connery started the conversation by saying, "I want your hair." Goldsmith replied, "You can't have it, It's mine." Connery. and even the film's producers themselves, felt Goldsmith's "pulled back ponytail" fit the character of Robert Campbell very well.
I'm still pissed about that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:51:38 CST

Shit my dad says crap. And I can't believe Scottin DC feel for it.
Awww lame
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:52:40 CST

This AWESOME INNOVATIVE GREAT Web site by the always great David Eggers, doesn't give this girls real name or info. Gay I wanted to see what she looked like and if she's done anything else.
Maybe its Menstrual Blitz....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:53:32 CST

....she acted like she fucking has dinner with EGGERS up in the San Fran area.
But will it feature...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:54:22 CST

bittersweet tunes from Celine Dion or Phil Collins? For my money...it better.
Koutch....this is what I want for Christmas.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:54:25 CST

I'll email you my address. Thanks.
http://www.amazon.com/Medicine-Man-Original-Picture-Soundtrack/dp/B0000014SM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1203350162&sr=1-1
Phil Collins could have bombed on the Avatar score....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:55:58 CST

...in a late 80s electro synth style. And 2 NEW ORIGINAL SONGS!!! I'm serious...it would have been way fucking better.
Yeah 80s Collins
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:58:03 CST

Would have been good. Have you heard his Tarzan score? It's pretty good, the songs are disney cheesy but the score is good. I think that may be one of my favorite Disney movies.
I like his Tarzan songs....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:58:24 CST

...it was a unique approach.
Awwww Menstrual Blitz
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 11:58:33 CST

Knows the late great David Eggers!!! SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!
She was saying Eggers is hung like a 9 year old.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:00:10 CST

....
Man I need to get
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:00:21 CST

The Mettllica black album on my Zune state. I think that may be one of the best albums all the way through. Fuck old Mettllica thats when they were the best.
metallica
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:01:25 CST

Should do a score. You rememeber the Ghost of Mars Score? Best thing about that pile of poo. Done by Buckethead and that long ass goatee jackass from Anthrax.
Scott Ian? I like that dude..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:02:38 CST

...
HEY!
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:04:05 CST

Scott Ian was in the Stormtroopers of Death too! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!
Yeah he's pretty cool
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:04:19 CST

But come on, banging Meatloafs daughter? You think the Loaf would have ripped that fucking thing off of his chin a long time ago.
ROEPER IS FUCKING BACK!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:04:57 CST

Sixteen months after he brought down the curtain on “Ebert & Roeper,” veteran Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper is getting back in the movie-review business — both online and on premium cable.
On Monday, Roeper unveiled a sharp new version of his website at richardroeper.com that will include on-camera reviews of new movies each week. His reviews should start appearing on the site early next month.
About a week after they premiere online, Roeper’s reviews also will air on Starz, the Denver-based subscription movie channel owned by Liberty Entertainment and seen in about 18 million homes. The addition is part of Starz’s strategy to add original programming to its strong lineup of feature films.
Roeper’s deal with Starz reportedly includes a six-figure base salary plus bonuses based on page views generated by the website.
“I’m so excited about this new project,” Roeper said Monday. “As much as I loved doing ‘Ebert & Roeper,’ this will have much more of an unfiltered, uncut, viral feel. As someone at Starz put it, they wanted ‘Roeper uncut.’ If a film is a piece of shit, I’ll say it’s a piece of shit. I love the idea of seeing the movie and turning around immediately and telling you what I think about it in a conversational manner. In some cases I’ll be recording reviews right there on the street as I’m exiting the theater or the screening room.”
In addition to reviewing new films, Roeper said he’ll occasionally record videos about movie-related news and other pop culture events. “I’ll also continue to post blog entries, photos, print reviews and other content on the site,” he added.
Roeper, 50, walked away from “Ebert & Roeper” at the end of the 2008 season after failing to agree on a contract extension with Disney’s ABC Media Productions. He’d been co-hosting the show since 2000 when he was chosen to succeed Ebert’s original partner, Gene Siskel, who died in 1999. Ebert, 67, has been off the show because of health problems since 2006.
Points of contention for both Ebert and Roeper were changes in the program’s format being planned by Disney. Seen by many as dumbing down the show, the changes proved to be as unpopular as Ebert and Roeper’s replacements, Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz, who were dropped after just one season. Since September, “At the Movies” has been hosted by Michael Phillips of the Tribune and Tony Scott of the New York Times. Both Phillips and Scott had served as fill-ins for Ebert alongside Roeper.
In addition to the Starz deal, Roeper is close to finalizing an agreement with another cable channel to do regular weekly features about new DVDs. Also in the works is an iPhone application that will allow users to access his reviews for free on their phones.
And if all of that isn’t enough, Roeper said he hasn’t ruled out a return to syndication, which could put him in competition with Phillips and Scott, if Disney renews the current ratings-challenged incarnation of “At the Movies.”
Now in his 22nd year as a columnist at the Sun-Times, Roeper is awaiting the release of his eighth book this spring. Bet the House: How I Gambled over a Grand a Day for 30 Days on Sports, Poker, and Games of Chance will be published by Chicago Review Press.
Maybe I'm just jealous
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:05:16 CST

Because I shaved my goat off yesterday. Now I'm stuck with seeing my quadruple chins everytime I look in the mirror.
Stormtroopers of Death?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:06:13 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yhf6ul2
My mom asked me if I wanted a kindle for
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:07:03 CST

Christmas. Should have taken her up. She asked me for a new TV a week ago. Fuck if I don't pick something soon its gonna be crap.
S.O.D.
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:07:38 CST

Terrible band filled with fun musicians singing all kinds of bullshit (including a ballad to Jimi Hendrix thats just 3 cords then the words "you're dead" - the whole song lasts maybe 4 seconds). Great stuff.
Dude where have you been?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:07:51 CST

ROEPER's been here the whole time? Dude was hosting a Q & A for Year One this summer. I mean thats gotta be a good gig right??????????
ask your mom for women's clothing in your size....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:08:29 CST

....and red pumps.
You see what the asshats
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:08:53 CST

At At The Movies put on their best of the decade list this week? Some 4 hour italian movie no ones ever heard of, and ummm shit something else that was lame.
Oh yeah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:09:45 CST

Zodiac? eh.
Heh red pumps.
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:10:04 CST

Glorious. After that, walk into a Victoria's Secret and ask them where you can find "children's sizes"...they love that.
I guess that Death Troopers book sucks
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:10:47 CST

Since I've heard nothing about it, and its been out for a month. Also doens't bod well for the Stormtrooper movie by the guy who did Batman: Endgame.
Fuck Zodiac. Boring shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:11:14 CST

......and while we're on it, FUCK FINCHER, AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS!!
AN IPHONE APP!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:16:20 CST

NOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Danny you like Roper?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:18:25 CST

I think he is ok. A huge assjack though. I want to see Roper and Lyons, where he just tears into him and Lyons tries to defend himself. I don't hate Lyons like everyone else, I just think Roper does and it would be funny to see him go after little Ben.
Also...
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:18:53 CST

Roper's got fucking six books?
Anyone ever read one of Eberts books?
Hmmm reading this girls
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:20:51 CST

Articles, make me wonder, has there ever been a double penetration scene, with the girl on top? could that work?
I think Roeper is a cool guy....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:21:19 CST

...I like that he never took shit from anyone on the show. But I didn't see too much of him. Lyons is a little cunt. It has nothing to do with the At The Movies thing, he was a cunt before and he'll be a cunt after....if I saw that dickhead with that big stupid fucking smile in line at Burger King I would pat my dear Aunt Peg on the shoulder and say 'check out that dopey cunt.'
Danny did you ever find
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:21:48 CST

Ashley Blues blog? Shes like married now or some shit? And it comes off like she's some deep art person because her boyfriend/husband is some photographer?
Are you married to Ashley Blue?
I read Ebert's The Great Movies ....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:23:03 CST

...its pretty good. I wanna read his Scorsese book. Looks intersting..
and DP with chick on top? How do you mean? How have you not seen that?
Roper hosting a Q &A for year one
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:24:54 CST

I wish I could have been there for that. I wonder if on his blog you can ask him questions. Because I gots to know what the man thought of that turd? And if the Q&A was before or after, it had to have been before. If it were after that would be great if when the movie was over Roper was just like: picked up the mic as the credits started. "ok ok, turn it off turn it off"
Movie people "but their our funny outtakes of the credits?"
Roper: " I don't fucking care I got one question to ask then I'm fucking out. TURN IF OFF! Ok good" Takes a deep breath clears his head and looks the great Harold Ramis dead in the eye. "What the fuck was that shit?"
I have Ashley's blog saved somewhere....I gotta find it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:25:26 CST

Maybe I emailed it to myself. Its not like ashleyblue.com its just some random thing like inmymind.com or some shit. Its very artsy and weird....she has these uncomfortable pics of her blowing her guy with a tampon string hanging out, in a gas station bathroom, weird shit like that that is not at all arousing. The guy looks like some total regular skinny LA nerd. There are pics of him just laying in bed naked holding his cock....watching tv. Its very odd. She could put together a fucked up art book.
And no...I'm not married to that filthy cunt. She's got issues.
there are funny outtakes over the credits
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:25:32 CST

Balls.
Every dp scene I see
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:27:24 CST

Is usually some chick on a couch with one chick sandwhich inbetween two dudes.
How about two dudes laying on the ground with the girl sitting perpendicular to them. It would kind of look like this sort of deal. You seen that?
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:28:33 CST

Her blog was weird.
I still don't get what you mean.....perpendicular?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:29:04 CST

I'm not seeing it.
She seems to have such a grim outlook on life...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:30:52 CST

like the weird little one sentence blurbs on some of her pics.... 'I WANT TO FUCKING DIE WITH YOUR DICK IN ME, RIGHT NOW' or something....Jesus. That blog made me feel like shit. But I gotsta find it!
like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:30:55 CST

Imagine when a chick rides you while you are laying flat on the bed. Now put another dude with his legs facing you and she's riding him now in door number 2, both at the same time.
Yeah there was something creepy in that blog
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:31:53 CST

And truth be told, I think she's pretty ugly. She's got nothing, except that she doesn't care.
So she's regular cowgirl...and the dude is behind her pretty much doggy in the ass?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:33:34 CST

Yeah...isn't that the DP norm?
what way do you see it? Like the chick is reverse cowgirl on the guy on bottom, who is in the ass, and she is spread eagle with the guy on top in cunt? I'd say that way is more unusual than the former....You know what looks difficult that I've only seen a few times is spooning D.P. Now thats a tight situation.
This is gay
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:34:13 CST

There is no comment section I can find on this Great David Eggers site. I guess he doesn't like shit to be questioned?
Yeah she is odd looking....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:34:15 CST

....and kind of depressing to watch, because it shows she just doesn't fucking care.
How about an AIBN iphone app?
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:34:45 CST

I'm currently building out apps for fun in Objective-C ; anyone wants an AIBN app?
No no
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:35:47 CST

The guys are both laying FLAT DOWN, like back touching the ground. The girl is sitting straight up, like the dudes would pretty much have to have their legs over each other.
this takes place on the floor
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:36:10 CST

Not the couch or standing up like most dp's.
is that possible Scott?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:37:13 CST

I know nothing about the process.....that would be fucking killer. I would cream in my pants if I could have a simple Android app for AIBN. You know whats the only fucking stupid thing about the mytouch, is no fucking underscore! Seriously...i can't login here on my fucking phone because of it. I've read around and there is some patch shit you can download to customize the keyboard and add it...but fuck.
Q&A with the guy that created the couch
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:37:21 CST

Question: So where did you get the insperation to create a new form of sitting?
Couch creator: I needed a more comfortable way of doing Dp's.
Scott Ian is a master of axe and cunt.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:37:28 CST

The Ebert book on Scorsese is good, it's just a collection of his reviews. Should be the same ones on his sight.
I have been into watching the dp porn lately, specifically two cocks in her ass at once. After ready all the phony porn star bullshit on Twitter it's nice to actually see them getting their shitcutter torn up.
Ohhhhhh....I gotchoo....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:38:59 CST

....so the chick is like sideways, with her legs off to the side. It wouldn't work though...because each of the guy's legs would be too wide, even smashed up against one another leg to leg, they would be at least a foot apart....no ass and cunt is a foot apart....
You know what I love about DP's....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:40:28 CST

....which hasn't been done so much since the early 90's....when the dude in the ass on top pulls out and dumps his load all over the other dude's shaft....and guy on bottom keeps pumping.
It is possible...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:40:53 CST

I can make one for the iPhone - not sure how it'll port for Android but I'll work something up (I need the practice anyway). I'll download the Android SDK and see how portable the code is.
This kind of idea. From this moths "Bale Entry" comic book.NSFW
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:41:18 CST

http://tinyurl.com/34mxo3
I'm sure android is easier...being all open source and shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:41:42 CST

...
When Continentalop has kids
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:42:59 CST

This will be the nightly conversation between him and his son every night when he puts him to bed.
Son: Daddy, I want you to read me the story of how great the story about the killer Taxi Driver is?
Continentalop: Ohhh not tonight son I read that to you last night?
Son: Fucking read me that story now dad or I'm going to fucking stab you!
Continentalop: Ok OK fuck fine, calm down. (Picks up Scorsese by Ebert, turns to review of Taxi Driver). "Taxi Driver" shouldn't be taken as a New York film; it's not about a city but about the weathers of a man's soul, and out of all New York he selects......(son slowly drifts to sleep as Continentalop gets a big smile on his face and puts his cigarette out on his son's arm).
Ya hopefully...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:43:15 CST

IPhone isn't terrible to program for - but to get something on the App Store, they put you through the fucking RINGER.
Ohhh yeah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:44:47 CST

I've seen that once, it was Ron Jeremy at the guy on the buttom getting his nuts cover in cinnabon icing. I was like!!!! WHOA! Jeremy kept plowing away from underneath for a while too.
yeah and then you can make the AIBN app available on the Android Marketplace.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:45:05 CST

....FUCK!! That would feel as good as the dude on top dumping on your balls!!
Even if Conti had millions....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:47:38 CST

...he would raise his kid is some shithole crackhouse just to give the boy character. And he would make him call him 'PAPA'.
Anyone else seen
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:47:50 CST

The Ron Jeremy with Traci Lords?
Koutch, that Conti conversation is the same as the one I'll be having with Jr.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:48:52 CST

.
know whats scary is that standing DP shit.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:49:31 CST

.....when they're just holding her up between them and bouncing her. Sometimes the guy in back drops his arms all casually at his side and lets the dude in front hold her up. If I was homeboy in the ass in back, I would be scared shitless the guy in front would lose his grip and drop her, which would literally snap my fucking dick off.
Dude I think that would work
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:50:00 CST

You would have to have two dude who were probably comfortable with stuff like "dumping on your balls" to make it work. Like one guy would have to have the much bigger stick. You'd have to have each guy with their legs on top of each other, and a pretty loose chick on top. I think it could work.
I've got all of that Traci Lords shit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:51:04 CST

It's not really kiddie porn is it?
Oh the side by side thing?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:52:00 CST

Yeah, one guy could probably have his right leg up on the other guys left, and maybe a pillow or some shit under his ass to level him out so he's flat a little bit higher....and you could probably have a big woman pull it off...but what the fucks the point?
Dude
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:53:34 CST

Whats the point of any Dps? At least with this one your not starring at manhole the whole time and the girl is free to bounce around.
I wonder what the dudes are thinking....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:54:12 CST

...when a chick is blowing two of them and gets all into the two dicks in her mouth and grinding their heads together. I've seen a chick literally swirl the two heads around each other with a tight grip...INCREDIBLE!!!
Its not side by side
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:55:12 CST

Like I said. Imagine a girl is riding you. You are laying flat on the ground. Now there is a mirror version of youself, like put a mirror at your feet, and that guy is giving it to her in her brown pool.
Naawww...that seems more uncomfortable than regular cowgirl....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:55:41 CST

...If I was homeboy in the ass from behind I wouldn't mind. I'm not seeing shit-- just staring up at the wall as I pound. And I'm the one dumping all over the other guys balls...so no big deal.
The load on the other guys junk is the funniest shit.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:56:04 CST

Here you just spent the last ten minutes with another guys cock basically rubbing 1/16 of an inch from your own. But you'll twitch when his choaf spears your balls.
Ohhhhh......like that? Fuck...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:56:46 CST

...I'm gonna draw a picture. Hold on.
yeah you ever seen it
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:57:33 CST

Where the balls press together, like two things of pizza dough?
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:59:32 CST

Why hasn't that been done? Its gotta be possible, just make sure if you are the guy not to stick your toe in the other guys mouth....well unless that's all been ok'ed before hand. Its all about knowing each other's boundries.
Throw a shemale into the mix and it's just a mess of balls and cocks.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:00:11 CST

And the ladyboys poor rectum.
I've got to get back to Thailand at some point.
You ever heard of the spinner?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:01:41 CST

The machine/harness, where a girl is put into it and hoisted over your C&B's lowered down then spun around while someone on the ropes pulls her up and down. I would pay to see that.
I've got a table at home like that.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:04:30 CST

It's been out of service since the "sliver" indecent.
So like this?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:06:21 CST

Looking straight down at them....
http://tinyurl.com/yes3bv4
Finally finished this chicks articles
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:06:40 CST

She could make an awesome movie script about her life during her time of writing adult dvd reviews.
YEAH DANNY!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:07:39 CST

THATS IT! Its DP without the ball shots.
Its been done...its ALL been done.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:09:26 CST

And I'm sure there is a name for that position...they ALL have names. So you gotta find out the name and search for that on the tubes. If you find it, I guarantee its from the 90's, and the chick is Asian.
Ha...look at the Muppet Bohemian page....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:10:19 CST

...where I dropped it. I'm just gonna fucking leave it.
Mike...good of you to take her to the hospital
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:11:32 CST

http://tiny.cc/ob2ua
Also Danny may I ask
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:13:09 CST

When is you galleria opening? Your work reminds me of a young and vivacious Jo Baer but with more depth and perception on the morality that is life and all its exsistence.
I thought it more Daniel Johnston...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:14:44 CST

...
Scott, they failed to inform me
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:15:38 CST

there was in fact a recall on the Fisher Price Revolving Spiked Fun Fist.
Epic Fail. I had that powertool dildo article.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:16:04 CST

...on my page on the ooooooold site.
Dude Jo Baer
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:19:03 CST

I just picked her name randomely out of a fucking hat.....go do a Dog Pile search for her and look at her Art???? Oh my fucking god, I want to go punch her in the face now.
USB Fleshlight
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:19:33 CST

Now that's science gone wrong.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/04/fleshlightdevice.jpg
Something from the Jo Baer collection
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:20:54 CST

http://www.artcritical.com/thinkpieces/baer2.jpg
The USB Pet Rock
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:24:27 CST

Nice.
what the fuck?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:05:13 CST

Lunch break everyone? Jesus am I the only guy who eats at his desk anymore?
I'm here....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:06:57 CST

just dropping posts on twitter.
Yeah-- eating at your desk is so 1986.
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:10:56 CST

On a conference call, and some lady said about me.
The guy with the biggest load is here, thats good!
Fuck yes-- 34 followers!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:12:18 CST

....
I just don't like sunlight
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:15:06 CST

So I like to stay inside as mush as possible. Plus getting into my hooverround is sort of a pain.
Awww poor ebert
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:20:54 CST

He's following, shit my dad says.
MAYBE...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:51:25 CST

he's looking for his lower jaw. What? Too soon?
Ebert on D9
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:51:49 CST

"But the third act is disappointing, involving standard shoot-out action. No attempt is made to resolve the situation, and if that’s a happy ending, I’ve seen happier. Despite its creativity, the movie remains space opera and avoids the higher realms of science-fiction."
Everyone says that. OH this movie is a space opera not SyFy? What the fuck is SyFy then? Besides Silent Running and 2001?
And I'm not just talking about
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:59:25 CST

D9, but space movies in general.
I've noticed that too...I'll fucking stick with SPACE OPERA....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:00:29 CST

thats the fun shit. They say MOON was purist Sci-Fi. So that must mean sci-fi has to look fucking boring.
No one agrees on what 'sci fi' is
ScottinDC says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:09:42 CST

Like how critic douchebags now refer to star wars as a "Space Western". Fags.
Here we go again-polanski
LordBronco says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:12:08 CST

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRnW_PP9RtYpGgoc5KZiwY84hjrQD9C6NVU80
Chalet home detention-in a part of the world so exclusive i will never even see it...
They say MOON was purist Sci-Fi
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:13:50 CST

Yeah I know. Moon was good and all, but it was pretty boring.
Also it has a manic crazy ending. What SyFy/Space Opera/Western doesn't? They all end with something crazy happening.
Huh?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:16:06 CST

There's nothing consistent about his recent work but its ability to make me go zooinng! What else do "The Darjeeling Limited" and "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" have in common?
Is Ebert saying that Wes gives him a boner?
Ebert on Fan Fox?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:21:06 CST

Thats a fucking mess of a review.
Its crazy how many people are loving Fox....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:52:51 CST

...I know a few that saw it and they said it totally fucking kicks ass.
Holy Shit-i got the James Ellroy
LordBronco says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:53:47 CST

FUCK YES!
After all the crazy shit I've been reading recently-I dunno If i can handle Ellroy's finale to his sick as fuck new trilogy.
I read like a motherfucker-that's for sure
You don't see consistency in Darjeeling and Life Aquatic?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:54:20 CST

Really? They are basically extensions of the same story.....Steve Zissou is pretty much the father character to those 3 sons. They all co-exist in the same world.
ask ebert
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:55:44 CST

Not me. Darjeeling sucked balls.
Darjeeling is the most challenging....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:58:01 CST

....but its got some good shit. The ending is definitely weird and choppy....but everything on the train is solid.
Darjeeling is the most challenging....??
Koutchboom says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:59:13 CST

Why because it was boring? I didn't find it fun, there are long scenes with nothing happening, just staring. The 10 second with Bill Murray are the only good things about it.
Oh...that was an Ebert quote....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:59:33 CST

...I thought that was you talking. FUCK.
yeah what the fuck is that review?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:01:39 CST

it sounds like he wrote that shit in 7 minutes, half drunk.....Jesus.
I mean emotional complexity....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:04:02 CST

Its the most layered. Where Tennenbaums was all on the surface, Darjeeling is mostly internalized. I still like it better than Rushmore though, but yeah Tennenbaums and Aquatic are much stronger films overall. I didn't think it was boring...it was just inconsistent. 45 minutes or whatever it is on the train moves really fast. The dialogue scenes are much shorter than those in Tennenbaums or Rushmore, which just a few quick returns back and forth.
Fuck yeah-- Roeper responded to me!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:06:37 CST

I saw he can't drop the F-bomb on his tweets cause they are linked to Chicago Sun website, and said "FUCK CENSORSHIP" to him....he just replied "@DANNY_DICKBLOOD It's not censorship by any definition of the word. I'm respecting the S-Times and its general audience. My choice. Cheers."
Fuck yeah:
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:14:35 CST

DANNY_DICKBLOOD -@richardroeper Just keep it real with your new endeavors. Remember.."If a film is a piece of shit, I’ll say it’s a piece of shit." Respect.
richardroeper-@DANNY_DICKBLOOD You got it! Cheers, RR.
Roeper FOLLOWS some righteous dudes....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:19:30 CST

this guy filnobep .....
Location/: Dem niggaz from New Orleans!
Danny, you're half right
Continentalop says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 18:36:23 CST

Yes, I would raise him in the ghetto in some crackhouse. No, I wouldn't have him call me "Pappa." Not until he earns that right, by killing a man or a bear with him bare hands.
Being my son is a "blood in, blood out" deal.
blood in, blood out....fuck yeah
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 25 Nov 2009 20:29:59 CST

look that 6 month old right in his beady eyes and scream BOUND BY HONOR!
Avatar t-shirts $7
Koutchboom says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 01:08:43 CST

At Wal-Mart, get'em now! They KIND of look like this.
http://thetshop.com/product_info.php?products_id=3665
Yeah Tennenbaums is my favorite
Koutchboom says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 01:10:34 CST

Or possibly Bottle Rocket, everyone always says Rushmore. But that movie gets on my nerves. I like it, but the main guy is so annoying. Its so childish.
I'm gonna hold out...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:32:46 CST

..for the 'Unstoppable' poster / t-shirts next year. It is the only film I'm truly jazzed about at the moment. It's going to cause heads to explode spontaneously in an entirely badass display of flame, blood and terror. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.
And Happy Thanksgiving...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:33:21 CST

you bunch of fucking professionals. I AM THANKFUL FOR LORD BALE. And AIBN.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING MY AMERICAN FRIENDS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:48:56 CST

Gobble gobble!
I'm holding out for the A-Team(2010) t-shirt myself.
ONE MONTH UNTIL CHRISTMAS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:50:02 CST

http://tinyurl.com/yeefsum
I give thanks for alyssamyers
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:56:46 CST

What a nice girl.
http://alyssamyers.com/
K-Fed's new girlfriend. That mouth was made for ze balls. RESPECT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 09:01:14 CST

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/victoria-prince-picture.jpg
My freind is going to see The Road
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 09:23:13 CST

this weekend. Dummy me I wasted my money on 2012, and that was after I was warned.
happy turkey day
LordBronco says:

Thu 26 Nov 2009 09:35:32 CST

Turkeys!
I will be seeing
Koutchboom says:

Fri 27 Nov 2009 03:03:40 CST

Boondock Saints 2: Die Harder this weekend. Hold fast for the review.
I may see the Road
Koutchboom says:

Fri 27 Nov 2009 03:04:30 CST

I didn't know it was getting some fuck ass launch in only 88 theaters or some balls, but one is near me.
I cried laughing at this shit....thank you all....
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Jul 2010 23:23:18 CDT

//
You're welcome. Thanks Stuntock for
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Fri 30 Jul 2010 07:26:17 CDT

the visuals.

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