Progressive Insurance Girl Praises Bale

Written by Abominable Snowcone

Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:47

It’s been months since AIBN mailed actress-comedienne Stephanie Courtney to request her autograph on behalf of Our Handsome Lord Christian Bale. We almost forgot about our missive entirely.

Until yesterday afternoon, that is--when this writer received Ms. Courtney’s response in an 8.5 x 12 manila envelope.

Courtney, who plays the sassy “Flo” on the popular television ads for Progressive Insurance, included a publicity photograph of herself as the kitschy cashier—her personalized signature reading, “Dear Christian, All the Best, XO, Flo.”

Sadly, the actress is fully clothed in the photo.

Courtney, 39, got her start with The Groundlings comedy troupe in Los Angeles. She’s since found success starring in TV spots for SC Johnson Glade products and Skittles candy.

But Courtney’s most enduring role came in 2008, when she began playing the exuberant “Flo” for Progressive Insurance. The advertisements feature Courtney working behind the counter at a fictitious brick-and-mortar insurance store, where several types of coverage await purchase in boxes on the shelves. Flo enthusiastically hawks the insurance packages, her garish lipstick and retro hairdo cementing themselves in the viewer’s conscience.

Courtney has said it takes over two hours to apply Flo’s makeup and hair—the actress doesn’t resemble a hillbilly prostitute in real life. On the contrary, the funny girl-turned-spokeswoman’s good looks are subtly beguiling.

Sorry, guys—Stephanie is married to Scott Kolanach, lighting technician for The Groundlings in L.A.

But don’t let Flo’s betrothal deter you from pleasuring yourself to her visage.

AIBN praises Ms. Courtney for her success and thanks her for pledging her allegiance to Our All-Powerful Master, Lord Bale. The attachment of four .44 cent stamps to the mailer (totalling approximately $9.75) attests to Ms. Courtney's willingness to shell out in devotion to King Bale.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:45

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I like how she signed S.O.S right near her honeypot.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 20 Oct 2009 11:03:13 CDT

IT'S A CRY FOR HELP!
Praise Bale.
Actually S.O.S. stands for...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 20 Oct 2009 17:06:13 CDT

"Scott's Obedient Slave". Sorry gents....I bought her from Lord Bale for $372...the same price she quoted me for my Progressive insurance.
hahahaha.....awwwww this female can gargle.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 20 Oct 2009 18:20:05 CDT

..
you should have asked her
kloipy says:

Tue 20 Oct 2009 19:17:47 CDT

to stop making anything regarding commercials. I'd rather fall in a pit of steel boners than watch this bitch. Still, it's funny
She's funny in the commercials
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 08:33:16 CDT

I just hope she doesn't get typecast like the Dell dude.
Is the groundlings a starting point for
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 08:52:40 CDT

SNL or Reno 911? Don't remember.
Groundlings is an improv troupe....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 09:14:45 CDT

...just like Second City. People start there and go on to all kinds of shit....its not specific to one.
Mrs. Courtney certainly does seem to have a wicked gleam in her eye
LordBronco says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 09:57:35 CDT

Abom-you are certainly good at stirring up trouble.
So what's the end game?
We send the Relic to Honorable Mr. Bale's publicist? But then he actually sees the site-Lawyers become involved?
Perhaps a Holy Shrine should be constructed in honor of Mrs. Courtney's contribution to the Bale Project-only to be revealed in the Year 2012.
You know, because the world is going to end anyway...
Abom, you now have in your hands The Ark of the Covenant and The Holy grail in one reasonably priced package.
The burden may gnaw at your sanity, I have no words of wisdom, brother.
DANNYGLOVERS
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 09:59:50 CDT

Yeah I know. I was making a funny not a question.
Koutch -- I didn't know...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 10:54:29 CDT

I'm just trying to help. You don't have to always run me down like that.
Yes I do.
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 10:56:21 CDT

Maybe if my joke made more sense, because I think the Reno 911 people mainly come from some improv place in LA. I would like to see one of these companys perform.
Its funny because I was watching Phil Hartmens SNL tryout tapes the other day.
Also Where the Wild Things Are the movie is based off of this not the old book
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 10:58:10 CDT

http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Things-Fur-covered-Dave-Eggers/dp/1934781622/ref=pd_sim_b_2
Menstrual was talking about Lord Eggers the other day....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:02:53 CDT

....saying people up in San Francisco pretty much pay to rest their face on his soft tuft of pubic hair. And oddly enough, for some reason the other day I was reading he does some voice spoken word shit on Beck's last album?! What the fuck?
Could be worse....the movie could be based on this.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:03:38 CDT

....literature for retards.
http://tinyurl.com/yf97aug
But really....this is the only book adaptation I really care about.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:07:07 CDT

....hopefully they announce a director soon.
http://tinyurl.com/yjzk3de
Awesome Paranormal Activity Review
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:23:47 CDT

Because its mine!
http://tinyurl.com/yf98n4s
Finally, FINALLY! I'm getting my screenplay of this off the ground.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:43:18 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yksgxl2
If Lord Eggers can adapt a 10 page picture book into an hour and a half film....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:44:53 CDT

...you'll be fine working with this....
"The following collection of photographs of breasts contains an amazing variety of shapes and sizes, all of which have been made to look as natural-looking as possible. Some are perky and small while others are enormous, making this exciting volume sure to quicken the pulse of all fans of the female form."
Dickblood ass book review.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:46:13 CDT

1.0 out of 5 stars Where are the black women?, April 11, 2006 By SweetDaddy "Darkmaster" (The Darkside) - See all my reviews I was disappointed with this selection. I thought the book would have been of the large format style but actually found it to be somewhat undersized. I also found many of the photos to be a underexposed. Doing a book profiling the rear assets of the female form one would expect accenting the various circular shapes and angles and the protruding qualities therein, which I found to be lacking in this book. Lastly, while I don't favor any one ethnic group over the other, I do find the book lacking in representation of various ethnic groups. I'm sure anyone would agree that African American women have more than ample proportions, and find it quite disturbing that a book with the title "Hot Cheeks" exclude such subjects that have been know for their rather bulbous bottoms. A book show casing such a glorious area of the female anatomy should have included a more diverse ethnic representation. Let's get a little ghetto for a min. Let's be honest. Black women are known for there butt's.
Negative reviews of The Big Book?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:46:15 CDT

Really?
"I am sorry for saying that but this book is really awful. I bought it with great expectations, as every breast maniac would do, and I was completely disappointed. Many of the pictures are not only striking examples of ugliness but, worse, they are not focused on the breasts at all. It is true that there are some really beautiful works which are pure photographic art, but the majority are simply awful.
It's a pity because woman's body is surely one of the most beautiful creations in this world and the breasts are perhaps the greatest delight of it. But this book fails almost completely to show this. It's all matter of personal taste of course but in my opinion no leathers, ropes, or striking porn explicit content can replace the erotic art photography. Unfortunately, there are only few examples from the latter in this book. Had I known more details about its contents, I wouldn't have bought it even on a half price."
But this is promising....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:47:02 CDT

"Probably the largest variety of photographs, showing the largest variety of breasts of any book I've ever seen. Big ones, small ones, direct porno like photographs, artistic renderings, full-color, black and white, silhouettes, I could go on and on about all the variety of different breast shots that appear in this book."
AND....its a GERMAN BOOK!!!
I'm going to publish a QFAD book on Lulu.com when I gather enough ass.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:48:10 CDT

And get promptly fucking sued by every piece of ass in it.
German = Excellence and precision.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:48:56 CDT

Considering placing an order.
Really....what the fuck is up with Germans and sex?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:50:30 CDT

I mean.....they make Mike and I look like Billy fucking Graham in comparison.......eating shit, cooking severed dicks? What up with that? Imagine being an American/Canadian, and moving to Germany with a teenage daughter who soon after begins dating local German boys. Awwwwwwwwwww hell naaaaaaaw.
I like ass, cunt, and fucking.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:51:37 CDT

....but Mother Germany takes it to a whole 'notha level.
Who knew that Amazon was a source for such pleasures?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:51:58 CDT

I knew Ebay had an adults only section but I'm liking this Amazon "almost pornography"
Leave it to the Germans.
Mrs. Stunt went to Germany about 5 years ago.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:55:16 CDT

She said they eat cheese and knockwurst for breakfast and they drink beer on the subway in the morning on the way to work. That may have a little to do with it. And you can buy Ecstacy anywhere.
I'm re-looking at her pic from Mad Men...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 11:55:36 CDT

...and all I can say is..those are some great fucking tits Kudos Stephanie....you're rockin' it girl.
Stephanie is so hot.........
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:00:10 CDT

At times the only relief would be to bash my skull into the corner of a table. Whilst 'bating.
Now imagine this thing pounding away at it day and night
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:04:50 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yzubbgy
I mean in Germany
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:07:07 CDT

Rammenstien is considered a family friendly live act.
Is this the hot chick from Mad Men you guys are all talking about?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:07:45 CDT

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2476771328/nm2541493
There's only one true hottie on Mad Men.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:12:37 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yl7bpym
Ummmmm cock I think you mean this person.
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:16:33 CDT

The one on the bottom:
http://tinyurl.com/yh8fuqn
Or this sexy piece of man beef
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:19:16 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yz2qnqo
Does anyone else smell crack?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 12:20:00 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yf2er6n
HOLY FUCK
ScottinDC says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:00:55 CDT

Koutch...that's Saffron from 'Firefly'. She's so fucking hot she hurts to watch.
Stuntcock......how is the scene in AntiChrist....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:14:30 CDT

...when Willem blows a load of blood on his wife? Do you see it spurt up into frame?
Ummmm no........
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:25:21 CDT

uninterupted POV shot of Dafoe laying on his back and she jerks him off until he blows a load.... of blood. It's probably a stand in. Full cock in the frame, spewing blood. Good times.
****Spoiler*****
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:28:13 CDT

She cuts her clit off with a pair of rusty scissors.
Again, fuck this movie.
Wait....its his POV...looking down at his own cock?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:36:09 CDT

And you actually see its Charlotte's hand jerking him off? Or is it her POV? Does the dick actually blow and they CG the wad to be red?
Man I can't wait to see Antichrist
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:36:15 CDT

Seems like the movie for me. I wonder if it will top Anatomy of Hell? Sounds like a sequel.
I'm a big animal person....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:38:00 CDT

.....so the stupid deer still born shit really makes me roll my eyes. Feels so desperate and childish like "LOOK AT ME!! I'M FUCKED UP!!" Like fucked up kids in Elementary School that want everyone to understand how fucked up they are so they eat bugs at recess for attention.
the funny thing about that little cunt Lars.......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:41:09 CDT

......is all the shit about his depression during shooting. Have you read about that? he would get really down and have to take a nap or go sit in his trailer for hours. Awwwwwww poor little sensitive Lars, the douchebag that gets off on inflicting discomfort and terror on others has a sensitive little tummy when it comes to his own life......so sweet.
MAN FUCK APPLE!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:41:37 CDT

God damnit! I thought I planned my purchase in a time when somthing new wasn't coming out RIGHT away. I'm only like 30 days deep in owning my IMAC and they come out with the wireless remote and mouse version. MOTHER FUCKERS because that was one of my biggest complaints. And I don't feel like fucking buying a brand new mouse and keyboard. I wonder if I can tarde in something for like 75% off. I don't think I've even touched all the keys on my key board.
Hahahah I finally figured out who Lost Jarv is
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:45:41 CDT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221925/The-real-life-Harry-Potter-reveals-sharing-wizards-life-misery.html
Funny thing, kid kind of looks like Bale.
Harry Potter...ha.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:47:19 CDT

you fucks
Hmmmmm
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:50:19 CDT

Scroll down to the 3rd pic. Two things come to mind, after this string of bout to burst ladies coming out of Mad Cow land, what have they been putting in the milk over there? Also that could be the best or worst play ever.
http://tinyurl.com/yfaw9ky
I know...for real....Brit chicks have been kicking ass lately....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:52:49 CDT

...they got the fucking body. And their complexion seems to be getting nicer. Maybe the days aren't as overcast as of late, or maybe they are just spending more time in sunnier climates. The English women of the 80s and 90s looked like Tom Wilkinson in drag....the last few years they're catching up. There's a lot of big titted curvy ones out there....
Plus they look like WOMEN
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 13:58:34 CDT

And they are usually older then me. While America keeps learning towards legalizing pedophilia, and supports under eating. Its fuckinig odd, you scroll through any magazine these days you'd think parents are not really concerned at all about how their teenage girls look, because all models now aim to look younger then 18. And this string of underage pop stars stomping around as wannabe pin ups.
Then you turn on the news and all you hear is people complaining about sexual predators. Fucking boggles my mind.
Expetives Out Of Freight
LordBronco says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:03:16 CDT

Sounds like a good name for a Techno Drum Machine Grindcore Band ...
from Germany!!! Ja Wohl!
Seroiusly, K- good review-grats!
Blood........
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:07:14 CDT

# Wait....its his POV...looking down at his own cock? DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says: 2009-10-21 13:36:09 And you actually see its Charlotte's hand jerking him off? Or is it her POV? Does the dick actually blow and they CG the wad to be red?
yes yes yes and yes
Don't forget the full penetration cock/cunt shot from 6 inches away.
Yeah I've read a bunch of reviews
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:07:44 CDT

And people blab on and on about plot, when really you don't need to know shit going into the movie. I can't recall the last time I went to see a horror movie because of some long drawn out recap of the plot. Usually a sentence will sell me on a horror film. Plus most people try to walk around plot by not giving away stuff, so the shit they talk about really doesn't make sense till you see it.
Koutch, isn't it only a new mouse they came out with?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:08:55 CDT

I want that fucking thing.
Cock
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:09:51 CDT

So we never actually see Willem's long john?
Naw they got a wireless keyboard now
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:11:13 CDT

As well.
Oh, you see a lot of his cock.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:12:02 CDT

I think it's just a stand in for the cumshot/penetration shots. There's tons of cock and mitt besides that.
My god, you guys are fascinated with genitals.
I understand completly.
Chick from open water DAMN!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:12:09 CDT

Born Susan Blanchard Ryan, she uses her middle name because Susan Ryan was already taken in SAG. Graduated from the University of New Hampshire with a BA in Political Philosophy. After graduating from college, she worked at MTV in the special effects department, and took acting and improv classes. Eventually, she left MTV to pursue her career, supporting herself doing commercials.
See I could have had a job working in the lighting department for MTV. Didn't take it because I thought staying with my girlfriend now wife was more important. DAMN! I could be married to one of the Super Troopers guys now!
NICE.....big.....
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:12:44 CDT

COCK!
They've always had the wireless keyboard.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:13:05 CDT

It was an option when I bought mine.
Really???
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:15:55 CDT

Fucking fuck ass best buy fucks.
O.o Sexy little booties
LordBronco says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:24:36 CDT

I like pic Uno-I'd nom nom that model/actress!
Homina Homina-There will be many cold nights in Europe, very soon. She needs a hot-blodded man, or she might expire from bulimia
what the fuck do you need a wireless keyboard for?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:46:07 CDT

Just get a fucking laptop. I never get wireless keyboards...are you one of those lazy fucks that sits across the room on the fucking couch while surfing for porn?
Its not Willem's cock....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:49:03 CDT

...he wore an appliance. Its molded from some pornstar...hahaha.....
But the idea of actually seeing a semi mainstream chick jerk off a dick, whether it be rubber or not, is arousing.....or are you saying in that instant the dick and pop is real? So its the actual cum double in that shot. Wow....fascinating.
That would be cool if he got to pick the cock he will be wearing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:51:30 CDT

....I would pick the blackest thickest dick in the room...
I think I boycott horror films in the theater without realizing it.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 14:54:03 CDT

I've been doing that with comedy for years, because its a total fucking waste of money to pay for on the big screen.......but I think I've been doing it with horror as well.
Teah, never had use for a wireless keyboard.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:04:57 CDT

A wireless mouse, on the other hand, is crucial for switching right to left when scrubbing the meat.
Who the fuck is Teah? I meant yeah.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:06:21 CDT

.
Next time I take a drunken whskey shit on the beach.....
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:16:14 CDT

make sure my mistress isn't following me.
http://tinyurl.com/yjlx9kz
She looks like the fucking Exorcist....no makeup required.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:24:45 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhe8qvn
I know man, but she goes places I'd never dared dream.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:26:00 CDT

I can't quit the dirty pig.
Its like the opposite of most these films for me....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:29:01 CDT

...the more I hear about Antichrist, the more intrigued I am to see it. It doesn't sound as bad as half that other shit.
All I need to know is....full on bush?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:30:08 CDT

Yay?
Bale based Patrick Bateman on TOM FUCKING CRUISE?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:32:10 CDT

From an interview with American Psycho director Mary Harron.
How did you and Christian Bale develop his character in American Psycho?
It was definitely a process. We talked a lot, but he was in L.A. and I was in New York. We didn’t actually meet in person a lot, just talked on the phone. We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.
----------------------
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/mary-harron-reveals-inspiration-behind-patrick-bateman/11810
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:37:29 CDT

Antichrist sounds a lot like Anatomy of Hell.
The plot of that movie
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:39:36 CDT

A lady brings a good looking strapping plad to some castle or some shit in nowhere. Except he is gay. Then she lets him bang her in all sorts of ways, all in order to find the meaning of sex or some French shit. Grossest part, she taking a ride on the red river, lets her boat soak up then dips it like a tea bag in water. He then proceeds to DRINK HER MILKSHAKE!
Thats the one with Rocco Siffredi?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:40:37 CDT

Eh....he's no Willem. He's not even Willem dick double caliber.
Also its directed by a chick
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:42:23 CDT
ohhh hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:43:50 CDT

Yeah Danny beat me to it.
I haven't seen it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:45:20 CDT

.....I just know what it is....I saw a clip years ago and I remember the quality looked really fucking shitty.
I think that movie had a
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:45:53 CDT

Poon double.
Dickblood, she runs outside and starts fingering herself in the forest.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:47:40 CDT

Some of the poon stuff was definatly not a double.
I hope this quote was on the poster
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:47:54 CDT

"No one takes the fun out of sex like Catherine Breillat."
Fuck Rotten Tomatoes....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:50:32 CDT

...none of their fucking Anatomy of Hell links work.........
You're right Koutch...Lars totally fucking ripped this off.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:53:25 CDT

Biggest cue is the characters names in Anatomy, THE WOMAN and THE MAN. In Antichrist, HE and SHE. Meant to symbolize the nature of all men and women as opposed to individual characters. He definitley saw this before writing his shit.....
"The movie strongly suggests that to be gay is to be a misogynist, that all men wish to do violence to women and that being female is the same as being miserable."
Also fuck rotten tomatoes
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:53:36 CDT

For sucking balls. Looks at half the asshats who get their shit thrown up there.
It has nothing to do with quality....it has to do with volume.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:54:21 CDT

You need to have been around for awhile and have a ton of fucking reviews....thats it.
I liked metacritic a lot more....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:54:58 CDT

...much cleaner interface and better links usually. I think they're scoring system is much more straight forward as well.
Yeah I know
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:56:07 CDT

Still lamity lame lame.
Plus a lot of those people
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:56:25 CDT

Don't keep up their website, or have stoped reviewing.
I agree with it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:57:23 CDT

You think every cunt that starts a website and puts up 1 or 2 reviews should be linked to? You know how cluttered that shit would be? Most people probably review for about a month and say fuck this....enough links to horrible shit already exist on the internet. We don't need more.
No thats fine
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:58:29 CDT

I'm saying get rid of those that have stopped. And make it a little more clear on how you can join. Plus its owned by Fox.
I know...those fuckers need to go through and clean shit up....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 15:58:50 CDT

...on RT, if the film is older than a year, half the fucking links are dead.
half the people online reviewing need to drop fucking dead....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:00:15 CDT

....before anyone gives a shit about reviews again. There are just too fucking many.
Yeah but I feel I have an unique enough voice
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:03:03 CDT

To really SHINE and make it on MY OWN! I'm quitting my day job!
Hand tit!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:07:43 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yf2n582
It really takes Flo 2 hours to get makeup and hair done?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:12:04 CDT

And how long does it take to sponge my seed from her tits?
Dafoe had a penis double? Damn.
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:13:00 CDT

It'd be hilarious if it was Shane Diesel's or something ridiculous like that. Everyone would be more and less offended at the same time.
Flo needs to get a user name on this
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:13:47 CDT

Bitch.
She never wipes off choad.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:19:37 CDT

She just rubs it in 'till it forms a fine splooge glaze.
It was probably Vin Deisel's cock as stand in.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:20:51 CDT

He seems like the kind of slobbering, half-dumb chud that'd be into this stuff.
Maybe thats where Kurt Lockwood has been....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:21:26 CDT

...shooting Antichrist.
Lockwood would've done a better job.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:24:19 CDT

The audience at Cannes would've been bleeding from the ass.
Ebert's jaw would magicaly reappear.
Had a triple feature last night...
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:26:06 CDT

I bought the 3-pack set thing of Dracula, Frankenstein, and Wolf.
I had the old dvd of Dracula but my sister left it out of the case for months and it wouldn't play the last time I tried it. I think I like it even more than I used to. Hopkin's especially seems like the best thing in it now. Commentary by Coppola was also pretty good.
I fucking hated Frankenstein. I hate to say it but for once Harry was right on about something. It really was an abortion. There are maybe two good scenes and they were only good because of De Niro. Branagh's direction was fucking horrible. The movie has no sense of pacing at all. Fuck this movie.
I haven't Wolf since they used to play it on TNT before or after The Shawshank Redemption but I remebered liking it. Despite the fact that I'm always like three steps ahead of the story I found it pretty enjoyable this time as well. Like a pretty good Twilight Episode. The only real problem I had with this movie was that it makes no fucking sense towards the end. I did some reasearch(went to wikipedia) and found out they reshot the entire third act of the movie because of poor test screenings so that might be why. Is Pfeiffer supposed to be the werewolf that bit Nicholson in the beginning? Did fucking Jack turn her into one? Does her father know? What happened to her brother? Oh well maybe you're supposed to come away with your own interpretation. I remember James Spader in this movie used to give me nightmares when it first came out. Fuck he's creepy in this. Anyway not a bad way to spend a few hours.
I wonder if Ebert jerked off to this...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:26:10 CDT

...
The more I look at Flo, the more I'm falling for her.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:27:46 CDT

She just seems like the happy sort. Generally pleased with life and all of it's little magical surprises. All life's troubles just roll off her back.
Just like Danny's searing load of ass batter after she tries to upsell him dirtbike insurance.
Hopefully Vin will become a stunt cock full time...
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:27:57 CDT

and quit acting.
Ebert's too busy jerking it to Spike Lee movies...
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:29:37 CDT

..
I'm gonna have to rewatch Frankenstien
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:30:34 CDT

I remember it being the bees knees.
I'm just marking my territory. Great Wolf line.
Also did anyone else notice on Wolf the sort of slide from side to side with the camera at times? I think i first saw it on lazardisc or something, but sometimes the screen would go JUST a little to the left or right depending on who was talking like in order to get them on the screen I remember it being quite odd and confusing. I didn't talk for three months afterwards because of it.
You talking about the pan and scan?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:31:39 CDT

Was it full screen? They used to do that a lot more than they do now....Ghostbusters 2 has a ton of that shit when its on tv.
Great Morricone score on Wolf btw...
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:33:15 CDT

Really elevated the movie.
Koutch I don't know what to say......absolutely nothing in the movie worked for me. Well aside from De Niro ripping out HBC's heart. That was pretty effective.
yes twas the Pan and scan
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:33:48 CDT

Thats what I was thinking in thy head but did not put pen to paper about it.
Koutch was the movie fullscreen??
Odo19 says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:34:35 CDT

It's probably a pan and scan. They do that shit when they have wide screen movies on TV. It used to annoy the fuck out of me as well. So damn distracting.
May I interject
LordBronco says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:36:14 CDT

the term Boach.
Because that's what I think about looking at mike's Hand essay.
Damn baby
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:37:58 CDT

I'm gonna have to pan and scan that ass.
I think they know to frame it better these days.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:37:59 CDT

....and they are shooting more and more for smaller display....ipods and shit.
Fuck Apple
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:40:26 CDT

Fuck holes.
YES!!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:43:08 CDT

Found the bike I want!
http://tinyurl.com/yhbr5de
Never mind that manual labor biking shit. DRIVE KOUTCH!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:55:22 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yl3uxq7
http://tinyurl.com/67hsvk
In Defernce to Mrs. Courtney's Contribution to The Arts And Sciences
LordBronco says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 16:57:11 CDT

I reward Mrs. Courtney with the Eddie Haskell Trophy of Creepy Fixation.
Ma'am, you have earned this exquisite accolade in so many ways...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZAR7Q28V9g
Part one of three...
Eddie Haskell...
ScottinDC says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 17:56:03 CDT

Didn't he wind up as a cop in San Diego or something? I always thought he'd wind up with Wally's ernest but sweating balls resting atop his chin as he gave it ye olde lip tug. Goes to show ya never can tell, I suppose.
Eddie Haskell was LAPD
Xiphos says:

Wed 21 Oct 2009 21:11:47 CDT

and I think he might have ended up as a sergeant or a lieutenant and was wounded in the line of duty more then once. I think he also worked in Vice for a long time.
Every morning...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 08:55:01 CDT

Flo is here...taunting me; with her seductive hillbilly hair and gentle faux Georgian lilt (even though she's from NY).
I bet Flo has really heavy periods....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 09:23:28 CDT

...the chunky kind. Like fucking dog food.
I did a Alta Vista search for Progressive Insurance Girl
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 09:38:07 CDT

Got this
http://tinyurl.com/yh28z55 Its probably not work safe.
Heres a board for Flo fans
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 09:41:00 CDT

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p=18296543
She has nice eyes....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 09:52:57 CDT

....just begging to be held open and splashed in.
Can you snag this chicks autograph next?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:01:46 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ygs98z8
One week a month, she's "Heavy Flow"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:03:35 CDT

Then it's the ass.
Jesus christ I get it!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:04:03 CDT

A fucking job I applied to back in February has sent me my THIRD rejection letter. And I only applied once, back in Feb.
Was there a return address on the autograph?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:15:22 CDT

I have a proposition for Bloody Flo.
This looks like a fun night out
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:21:20 CDT

I wonder if I can download some of these albums.
http://www.syncspacela.com/previous.html
I'm reading this Moriarty Wild Things article from a year ago....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:50:29 CDT

...when he visited Spike at his editing office....he makes some shit sound so fucking weird. Its like he's terrified of everything in the film. All the light hearted shit that didn't even feel weird is like the most psychedelic shit he's ever seen. Fucking pussy.
On the 'Bull' character:
[The Wild Thing he indicates is one of the craziest in the film, a squashed little buffalo-head guy who almost never talks, but who just sulks around at the edge of frame, eyeballing Max all the time.]
Moriarty: God, he’s creepy.
about Max hiding in KW's mouth:
"And the notion of Max having to hide inside one of the Wild Things? That’s upsetting in a lot of ways. But that’s great. I can see kids getting upset during that. It should upset you, it’s an upsetting idea."
on the dirt clod war...
"The clip he showed is after the Wild Things have named Max their king, and he’s charged with figuring out What To Do. One of his suggestions is a dirt clod war on a rugged series of hills that gets seriously out of hand"
I was hoping that after the whole removal
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 10:56:42 CDT

Of the eyes in the helmets of the wild things, they would have taken out the eyeballs. I wanted to see this creepy photo of Max hanging out with these eyeless beast.
They should have had long dangling dicks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:04:43 CDT

....that are all twisted and weird looking...
Puppet sex?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:05:51 CDT

Should've gone for the hard R.
Ummmmm......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:13:52 CDT

What's this asshole's deal?
http://tinyurl.com/ylnrbgl
Is that a video or a picture?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:19:19 CDT

Not showing up at work.
its a link to my page....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:21:57 CDT

....look at the article WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
Danny
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:23:00 CDT

You watching So You Think You Can Dance anymore?
Nothings showing up on your page man?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:23:43 CDT

Is there an article there? Link?
What? If you got to COLOR DICKBLOOD....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:25:11 CDT

..along the top, then Politics, the first article is not WHO YOU GONNA CALL? And you go in there and there's no youtube video?
No...I haven't seen SO YOU THINK this season at all...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:25:37 CDT

...
Ohh its a youtube video?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:28:04 CDT

Yeah those don't show up at work, thats why.
Oh but you can see the page, right?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:29:07 CDT

.....ooooooooooookay.
Well good on you
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:29:48 CDT

Its sucked balls this season. I think that show is dead to me. The wife is slowly realizing that it sucked. Along with Hells Kitchen and hopefully Idol this year. I barely lasted one season of Idol. I'm starting to get really annoyed with dance people. Like I knew before that if I ever met any of these people I'd probably have to punch them. Now I watch the show just fumming wanting to smack the shit out of them.
Plus they got rid of Sex, he was the best part of the auditions.
I haven't caught Hell's Kitchen either.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:30:51 CDT

...it seemed to be getting repetitive. I watched the first 2 seasons and enjoyed it....but I don't know how long that same formula can last. Kitchen Nightmares is far more entertaining.
Yeah I can see the page
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:31:07 CDT

Just no video. So thats just my work.
Willem dafoe on Antichrist
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:31:27 CDT

It's like you've got to get in someone else's head. And, when it's not getting in your own head, when it's not serving yourself--at least, not in a direct way--I find [myself] more liberated and, ultimately, I serve myself better that way, through someone else. Because, if you serve your own impulses and your own ideas, there's always a self-limitation. You always skip to the resolution. You always skip and go that place of, Well, that means this, and this is going to get me this, and if I do this, then da-da-da-da-da…Where when you're going through someone else, you break down that kind of value system, and you just do it.
What the fuck????
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:31:37 CDT
He's losing it!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:32:49 CDT

WILLEM IS ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE!
Willem Dafoe
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:33:52 CDT

Seems like a cool guy, but I bet he has a firm grasp of reality when it comes to the common man. Like you'd probably go over to his house and hang out, then all of the sudden he just starts banging his wife while you two are in the middle of a conversation. He doesn't stop talking to you, in fact he'll probably ask you to join in or get him a rag.
sorry I bet he DOESN'T*
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:34:08 CDT
I doubt he sees most of his films
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:37:35 CDT

Capone: And, then, you're in Werner Herzog's new film [MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE], which I have not seen yet.
WD: Nor have I. Yeah, I haven't heard a lot about it.
Hhahahahahah they are using his face for an Alien
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:39:13 CDT

In a new Pixar film. Big strech.
Willem: Awwww fuck this.......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:39:55 CDT

And starts rubbing his temples intensely mid-interview...
??????
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:41:36 CDT

Capone: Absolutely. It was really great to meet you. Thank you so much.
Dafoe: Sure thing. Be well.
Who says be well? I mean yeah I can hear him saying it. Just fucking odd, its like something a priest says to you after a bout of find of the alter boy in the closet.
Why would he do Pixar at the height of his career?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:41:49 CDT

Isn't that gig reserved for B-levels on their way out?
BE WELL.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:43:07 CDT

Thats fucking awesome....thats like what an alien says as he holds up in his hand and boards his ship.
I got it!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:46:53 CDT

Oldman/Dafoe
He's a tough grizzled takes no shit Lieutenant
He's a cross dressing flamboyent diva who just witnessed a murder
Together they will catch the killer, if they don't kill each other first.
Partners In Crime
Coming to theaters February 19, 2010.
He's done Pixar before
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:48:23 CDT

He was a voice in Nemo. I think Dafoe has so many fucking movies going on all the time it doesn't matter. Is this really the height of his career? I'm pretty sure he's in whatever mode right now. Like a cooler version of De Niro after Meet The Parents.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:48:26 CDT

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250499848_willem_dafoe.gif
Hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:49:03 CDT

I thought he was in Paranormal Activity!
Every moment of his career, is the height of is career.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:50:32 CDT

Like the Buddhist proverb, what is the best moment of my life? What did you say? Right now. What? Now its right now.....BE WELL.
Thats right, he was in Nemo I forgot. He was the best part of that whole fucking movie, but they should have let him show his dick more.
Scorsese has gotta be really fucked up to cast this monster as Jesus Christ.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:51:30 CDT

..
I want to see a grown, naked Willem Dafoe in the womb for some reason....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:53:52 CDT

Like swimming around in amniotic fluid to the echoing pound of a heartbeat and distance whale calls as Tangerine Dream fades in....
I think his dick
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:55:09 CDT

Was the model for the castles in the Little Mermaid posters.
Partners in Crime
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:57:12 CDT

Lt. Venagus was about to retire, now he's dancing to ABBA.
Shot of Oldman pissed off with Dafoe standing next to him in heavey drag where doing that meancing eye stare at him, his tounge is about to come out of his mouth deal. Daring him to have a good time.
Feb. 2010.
Willem has probably fucked every hole at Disney.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:57:20 CDT

Including Lasseter's repulsive hairless, swollen, sugar coated baby skin. He looks so fucking weird......like a condom stretched around a watermelon.
Why does Shutter Island have to take place
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:58:33 CDT

In the 50-60's whatever? Why couldn't it be now a days? I'd be more interested then. Something about Leo running around in suits just looks odd. Like his body type was not meant for suits.
http://tinyurl.com/yfbrssa
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:58:41 CDT

...
Its already been done modern day in a remote location...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 11:59:30 CDT

...its called EYE SEE YOU, starring Sly.
I agree. Leo looks fucking stupid in period....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:02:12 CDT

...except for Aviator. Which is the one Scorsese film I've actually enjoyed...probably ever.
Lt. Venagus
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:08:09 CDT

needs to get Bird of Paradise (Dafoe) to leave the club and identify a suspect within the hour, if he doesn't then he walks free.
Venagus - Sam... I mean Paradise we need you at the station right now.
Paradise - NO WE NEED ME ON THE STAGE RIGHT NOW! EI EI EI EI!!!! (Some loud Latin music blares as Paradise get on the stage and starts shaking maracas and playing with the other people at the club).
Venagus (gets on stage and grabs Paradise by the hand, looking very frazzled about the whole thing) - I'm not fucking around, you are leaving with me.
Paradise - (reacts with scorn starring Venagus down, leans in and whispers in his ear) If you don't fucking get off my stage right now I am going to take your man hood.
EYE SEE YOU
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:08:44 CDT

Is about a crazy hut? I need to see that. Is it as good as Get Carter of Driven? If so I'm there.
Its actually pretty cool....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:14:27 CDT

I liked it. Its cops and military that have all had problems, weird shit happen on the job...and they get sent to this mental ward place in the middle of a fucking blizzard for rehab. Its got this 10 Little Indians vibe when they all start getting picked off one by one and have to discover the connection......there is barely any action, just a few fights. Stallone plays his dramatic moments pretty well. Its got fucking Tom Berenger, Kris Kristofferson, Robert Patric, and the actor's version of Dave Eggers-- STEPHEN LANG!
Willem is in Mr. Bean's Holiday?! FUCK!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:19:27 CDT

I've been trying to find an excuse to see it.
Check out the synopsis for MISO SOUP, guess which character Willem plays!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:20:15 CDT

Kenji, twenty something, is a Japanese 'nightlife' guide for foreigners, touring them around Tokyo's sex clubs and hostess bars. Guiding an American named Frank, Kenji wonders if his strange, plastic-skinned boss could be responsible for some of the gruesome events recently reported in the news.
STEPHEN LANG
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:22:28 CDT

The dude who's got a $1,000 model available on sideshow collectables? I thought he was going to be the next Sam Worthington?
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=300032
Mr. Bean's Holiday
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:23:28 CDT

Pretty fucking brutal. I think you end up with your penis cut off when its over.
Really? Its that bad?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:24:41 CDT

I fucking love the show and the first film....its hard to imagine not liking it, but everyone says its absolute shit.
Lang really does have that Eggers quality.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:27:27 CDT

How everyone came out with their public enemies reviews saying "Now luckily...Mann got Stephen Lang, a guy I've been following for a long long time."
Really? He totally rocked in 1998's "Escape: Human Cargo"?
Enter Interigation Room
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:28:16 CDT

Venagus - Look you got your fucking wish, did you not?
Paradise (looks away grabs makeup mirror and checks his lip stick while messing with his hair) - I guess if that’s what you call DANCING, then yeah maybe I got my wish.
Venagus - I'm tired of all your little tricks and games, I'm out there busting MY ASS to find a serial killer who happens to specialize in fruity queers such as yourself. If you want to end up next on his chopping block then fine, get the fuck out of my station and back to your little club.
Paradise (turns looking deeply in Venagus eyes) - I'll be on YoUr chopping block.
Venagus smacks Paradise.
more imdb comedy....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:28:29 CDT

from Lang's page:
Supporting Oscar Nom for Public Enemies?
by WJBATT07
the guy was real good in his role, bottom line. he was Crucial to that cast.
I didn't even realize Lang was in anything else except Avatar
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:29:27 CDT

I thought Cameron was going to come out and say that he actually found him at the buttom of the ocean.
It should be that Mississippi Burning shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:29:44 CDT

....grabs him by the balls....and he giggles!!
Partners in Crime
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:34:06 CDT

Witten by David Eggers, with cameo appearances from Lady Gaga and Paula Abdul. Featuring the music of Electric Six and Take That. Directed by William Friedkin
Feb. 2010
Ahhh wait
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:35:08 CDT

Thats too close to Cruising. Directed by McG.
He gives speeches all over the world to crowds of millions.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:36:29 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhqgov5
I saw that episode of the Twilight Zone
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:36:52 CDT

That the new Donnie Darko guy is remaking/doing? And there was nothing to that episode. But you can see he's taking a lot from it, and will probably turn the whole thing into a mess. I'm not sure if I like his use of digital camera juding from the trailer. Some scenes look nice while some look real shitty.
Plus the use of the Saw music makes me think there is going to be a TWIST!
Oh my GOD!! This girl is so luuuuuuucky!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:37:41 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ygtwurh
Added that zany Dafoe gif to the Antichrist article.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:40:45 CDT

Lang was great in Band of the Hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXX-JJbYjHQ
From an Amazon review of 'Wild Things'.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:43:16 CDT

This guys speaks from the heart...
"I am a long-time Eggers fan. And while I liked the original book when I was a kid and I think the movie looks good, the only reason I read this book is because Eggers wrote it."
Yeah I didn't really care about the Wild Things movie
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:44:11 CDT

Until I found out that Eggers wrote the screen play. Once I knew that I realized I had to see it opening day.
even on that Moriarty article....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:45:11 CDT

...he's like "You had Dave Eggers writing it right? Tell me how you hooked up with him...."
As if Spike was begging Dave to help him out.
I'm gonna try to make that Gif
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:45:30 CDT

My background at home and turn the computer off. So when my wife turns it on I'll be there to capture of picture of her brain exploding.
See if Eggers had been just some NOBODY
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:48:53 CDT

Like a fucking college proffor of english at university of pheonix in Kansas City then that would be a fucking great story. Like he just writes Jonze a letter one day announcing his love for Where The Wild Things Are. Jonze reads it and says, lets fucking do it!
That would be a good story. Right now Eggers reminds me of this guy
http://tinyurl.com/ykff9tv
There is a good story like that
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:50:38 CDT

Between the director of Hatchet and Dee Snider. I've told it before. When he was a kid he wrote a letter to Dee and told him he loved his work and wanted to be a film maker. Dee told him cool, if you make a movie I'll show up for its premiere. I guess they become pen pals are some shit, and low and behold Snider showed up on the red carpet.
a picture of her brain exploding
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:51:06 CDT

oops.
god damn
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:52:19 CDT

Like a fucking college professor of English at university of phoenix in Kansas City then that would be a fucking great story*
My computer at work doesn't have automatic spell check in Explorer.
Great quote about Eggers from Amazon review....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:52:46 CDT

By Joanna DeVoe - koshiblog.blogspot.com
"I will always love this book, because it gave me Dave Eggers."
because it gave me Dave Eggers
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:55:25 CDT

Sounds like a fucking disease.
The story did go like that Koutch......I got the details wrong....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:55:52 CDT

He wrote Spike a letter after seeing Malkovich....which was before his first book was released, I guess they just stayed in contact.
http://nymag.com/guides/fallpreview/2009/movies/58488/
Awww man
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:55:56 CDT

Just took a nasty shit, I think I got a case of the Eggers.
Ok thats a little better
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:58:36 CDT

What I was thinking, he sent Jonze a package of all his books and print outs of his Amazon reviews. Hoping to get into HOLLYWOODLAND!
Wow does Conti post on IMDB?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 12:59:50 CDT

Predictions for 2009
Unfortunately those *beep* and Paramount postponed the film I was most looking foward to this year: Shutter Island. It new release date to Feb 19, 2010 takes it way out of this year's Oscar race. However I thought it might be fun to guess what awards Shutter Island would have been nominated for and its chances of winning against 2009 films.
Noms:
Best Picture
Best Director - Scorsese
Best Lead Actor - DeCaprio
Best Supporting Actress - Mortimer
Best Adapted Screenplay
Best Cinematography
Best Costume Design
Best Film Editing

I think Shutter Island would have won 5; Best Picture, Director, Actor, Adapted Screenplay and Film Editing. Without SI in the race I could mostly likely see Nine winning for Best Picture and Director. Morgan Freeman winning Best Actor for Invictus. The Lovely Bones winning Adapted Screenplay and District 9 winning for Film Editing.
I bet Charlie Kaufman fucking hates Dave Eggers....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:01:07 CDT

I just found out the other day he actually wrote some very early Wild Things shit. In an interview from years back somewhere they asked him about the project, and he said he was no longer involved and none of his stuff will probably end up being used. Weird. Now THAT would have been a fucked up movie.
"I thought it might be fun to guess what awards Shutter Island would have been nominated for"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:02:59 CDT

God thats the gayest fucking shit I've ever read in my life. Even more queer than fantasy football.
I had Bacon and Eggers at Dennys this morning.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:03:13 CDT

From shitting through the eye of a needle to basically dry-heaving out of my ass by 9AM.
I wonder if Jonze and Charlie
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:19:43 CDT

Had some sort of falling out? Like Jonze was mad about him getting into directing or something? Or Kaufman mad that Jonze wouldn't direct Sindicky NY so he went and did it himself.
I just checked out Twitch...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:21:06 CDT

...and that Flickapoo shit about sports....hahahahahahaha. Holy shit.
"Find another locker room to suck balls in."
You want to see the gayest thing ever
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:21:09 CDT

Rent Sindicky, NY and watch the "Bloggers round table about the movie". When you hear them talk all you can see if Kaufman running around the room mouth fucking all of them, having them bend to everyone one of his devious wants and desires.
Fuck that movie.......he doesn't have shit with Spike or Michel...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:22:27 CDT

...he needs to pull his head out of his ass and fucking realize that.
WITHOUT....doesnt have shit WITHOUT!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:23:43 CDT

Fuck!!
Yeah I agree with Poo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:24:14 CDT

About that. I fucking can't stand sports talk.
Yeah S, NY
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:26:24 CDT

Was just a fucking mess. It was ok, but you can tell it was an ego gone wild.
THE LORD SPEAKS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:28:42 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yk28tuu
Bronson Pinchot
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:33:55 CDT

Did he not say shit about Edward Murphy in his interview?
Or this fucking guy...hahah
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:37:23 CDT

"How is any of this relevant? I come here to talk swords, blood, guts, and people being joined mouth to shpincter. I DO NOT CARE about who starts, who has what title, or who has "a better pitching staff.
Pathetic males- all of whom, I suspect, would benefit from actually EXERCISING (rather than watching genetically superior males do that on TV)- please limit these tiresome comments to talkbacks about Madden games.
Thank you. "
PINCHOT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:38:23 CDT

http://www.avclub.com/articles/bronson-pinchot,34310/
He talked about Eddie....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:38:34 CDT

...but he didn't say anything bad. He just said he was really depressed on BHCIII
Which fucking FB were we talking about Bronson?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:40:01 CDT

I thought it was this one...must have been the Paranormal one.
what the fuck did Eddie have
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:44:23 CDT

To be depressed about on the set of BHC? Maybe 3, not 1 though.
I said BHCIII......3
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:46:00 CDT

..
But still....I don't even know why he'd be depressed on 3....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:47:06 CDT

...he just finished up two of his baddest fucking films in his career, BOOMERANG, and THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN.
He was depressed...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:47:26 CDT

cuz he knew eventually his career would entail such life-affirming titles as "Metro", "Pluto Nash" and "Norbit". Fuck Eddie Murphy. He's the sad example of what happens when a once funny actor turns lazy douche.
Metro is a bad ass movie.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:48:23 CDT

...I don't see how anyone can not like that.
Metro...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:49:53 CDT

Michael Wincott was a cool fucking villain but both he and Michael Rappaport acted circles around Murphy in that. He looked completely out-classed.
I don't remember it that well....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:51:05 CDT

I just remember seeing Eddie as actually bad ass for the first time in a few instances.....and it was a well done cop thriller with a good villain, a steady pace, some good set pieces, a few jokes.....never got the hatred.
Words to live by
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:51:54 CDT

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success.
And Pluto Nash is another one that unfairly shit on...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:52:44 CDT

...with that Gigli effect, half the people laughing at that movie have never seen a fucking minute of it, and they're the same jerk offs that pay for every Nutty Professor film. Its just more of that mob mentality to make fun of the big bomb every year........its a perfectly fine family sci-fi film with some entertaining bits. Randy Quaid is good and Rosario's ass is on fire in it.
Yeah I remember Michael Rappaport
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:53:09 CDT

Being the funny on in that movie.
Ok makes sense he'd be depressed on III
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:53:52 CDT

Wasn't that after the whole tranny thing?
Bronson is a fucking A+ flick.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:54:40 CDT

.
Bronson is Bronson in Bronson
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:56:08 CDT

...
I dunno...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:56:15 CDT

I can't see Pluto Nash as watchable (to me, it rates alongside Vampire in Brooklyn as among his worst). But if we're talking about good Murphy films a lot of folks shit on, I'd have to go with Harlem Nights. I can't explain it but I love that movie. I think it's Richard Pryor that sold it for me, though. Or Redd Foxx as foul-mouthed and cantankerous as ever.
Harlem Nights
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 13:58:15 CDT

""I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine." Gold.
I fucking howled when Murphy left the building right after not winning the Oscar
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:00:14 CDT

for whatever that movie was with the bevy of lucious ebony ass.
As a whole...I've never really thought any of his films are horrid.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:03:11 CDT

People have a problem when anyone changes their image or tries to cash in on a certain demographic. I don't really give a shit. Everyone has this image of him as this foul mouthed bad ass, but he really didn't even make that many films like that....and it was just as much the times as it was a career restructure, I mean look at Nolte, after the 80s did you ever see him casually drop the word 'NIGGER' in a role again? The times and the market drastically changed.....Eddie adjusted to make a shitload of money and become a family icon, and it worked. Now he's made more of these kind of films than the other, so technically he's more of a family film kinda guy now. Kinda like Tupac starting out as backup dancer for Digital Underground and turning into a gangster rapper, what will he be remembered for?
I've never really had a problem with any Eddie movie, I even enjoy Holy Man and Showtime (though Hollywood Homicide is better). Harlem Nights is probably my least favorite film of his, of what I've seen....and I'm under 30 so I don't give a fuck about that fucking crackhead Richard Pryor.
Actually.....I take that back....his worst films are Shrek.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:05:11 CDT

...if you count those.
Dreamgirls....I fucking hate that movie too.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:06:32 CDT

What a dull piece of shit that was. Eddie is the only good thing in it.
yeah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:06:46 CDT

anyone else notice that villians are the new IT role for the aspiring best supporting actor? No Country, TDK, and probably Inglorious Bastards (he'll at least get a nom).
Bronson?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:07:16 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yleytf7
Life and Bowfinger are good alter Eddie movies....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:07:33 CDT

...
Richard Pryor...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:08:34 CDT

I still remember him fondly from when he was funny (but that was in the 70's - advantage/disadvantage of being 38...I can almost remember when George Carlin was stilly funny.) As far as Harelm Nights, Eddie is my least favorite part of the film....the rest of the cast (including Danny Aeillo) made it enjoyable for me.
Anyone remember 'Best Defense'?
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:08:54 CDT

Eddie Murphy and Dudley Moore. That's a fucking LONG time ago.
I was just reading about that....I never saw it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:09:47 CDT

...is it good?
what about the fucking P.J.'s?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:12:08 CDT

that stop motion show
was Harlem Nights the one with....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:13:39 CDT

....that undercover cop or some shit when he's in that hotel room with the dark skinned honey and he starts crying those fake ass waxy tears?
Critics hated it...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:13:57 CDT

but I need to rewatch it. I have a feeling it might actually be better when watched today since it was shitting all over the defense industry. I think a lot of the critics panned it because it wasn't an outright comedy - it had some serious plot points with humor strewn throughout; I think I'll go check it out again.
The PJS was alright
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:14:02 CDT

They showed it on Adult Swim this past year. It had its moments.
Whats sad
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:18:01 CDT

Is that the dude is still funny as shit. Too bad Apatow and crew are too busy dicking with Craig Robinson (he's OK, yes he fits in better with their style). Or too bad Ben Stiller didn't give him matthew mcconaughey's role in Tropic Thunder.
Maybe him and Dave Chapelle can come up with something amazing....probably not.
I liked Dream Girls, and he's great in Shrek 1 and 2 (nothing is good about 3 except its knock off of a infomercial trailer) and Mulan. Too bad those movies aren't that good outside of him.
Hmmmm what are they looking at?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:23:52 CDT

A dinosaur? Tidal wave? Amanda Peet pooping?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm101943552/tt1190080
I'd watch Peet poop.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:30:46 CDT

Or I'd watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre while doing stomach crunches.
I can't do 1000.
I thought that was Ed Harris..
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:49:59 CDT

FUCK!
And Woody gets a dose of Eggers juice as well....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:52:25 CDT

I read a ton of write ups on Zombieland saying "Well....I went in knowing this was gonna be good once I heard Woody was involved."
What the fuck? So he's the voice of a quality now? Why? Cause his career is so solid? I mean I like Money Train as much as the next guy....but what the fuck?
All of a sudden the whole planet is giant Woody fans even though they haven't given a fuck what he's been doing the last five years..
I'd watch Flo jam her soiled tampon down Peet's throat....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:53:57 CDT

...and then watch Peet poop it out.
Yeah Woody love
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:54:36 CDT

Droid and I got in an argument about that before it came out. Because I said Surrogates looks cool and Zombieland could suck. And he was like NO WAY its got Woody in it, and I was like Willis is so much more of a bad ass then Woodey. And Droid was like any movie with Woodey in it makes it worth seeing. Then I named like the last 5 movies Woodey's done, and he had never heard of them. But he'd seen the past couple Bruce films.
whats weird in the Flick argument....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:58:08 CDT

....is how Flick dropped that line about Conti and the fingernail. That was so fucking long ago....so has Flick been secretly reading all along. Maybe he's just bitter that TB is a shell of its former self as of late. Maybe he used to genuinely enjoy reading...
Bruce and Woody -- ha
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 14:59:51 CDT

Thats funny. I have no problem with Woody....I really really like Money Train, but its just annoying this flavor of the month crap-- no matter what fucking comes out and gets face time on the nerd sites, suddenly thats everyone's favorite director and everyone's favorite actor...like FOREVER!!!
Flo looks like the type of female that would enjoy a warm bowl of spaghetti dumped on her cunt.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:08:03 CDT

....moments before aggressive cunnilingus interrogation. I will waterboard that pussy with my piss until it tells me what I wanna hear.
Man, I haven't thought about the Conti fingernail in ages.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:12:30 CDT

Classic.
Yeah I forget the wording....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:13:28 CDT

...something like, it felt like she broke a fingernail off in my ass, I looked down-- and she had!
Blood, have you posted that Flo/Night with Dickblood yet. Heres a few more.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:18:25 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ydphkw4
http://tinyurl.com/yztb4m3
Are you saying that Flo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:21:45 CDT

Is a Splosher?
man if I can get that dafoe
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:28:30 CDT

And Segal/Russell gif going at the same time on the same page. I would be in comedy heaven.
Seagal/Russell? Kurt?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:31:06 CDT

I haven't seen that.
Segal/russell gif at the end of this review.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:34:16 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yz98q3n
Oh that-- ha...I never fucking noticed Kurt....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:36:45 CDT

...I was transfixed by Steve's licks.
Partners in crime sounds like a masterpiece...
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 15:59:22 CDT

Oldman has to talk in his Gordon voice though. Actually now that I think about it Colin Farrell in his Miami Vice costume would be funny as fuck if teamed with a tranny Dafoe.
Imagine the scene where Farrell and Fox are with Jose Yero....
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:02:51 CDT

and Farrell brings out the grenade and they're bluffing and shit? Now imagine that same scene except with Tranny Dafoe telling the story about how people will be in the room in the future and wonder what all the paint on the wall is after they blow Yero up with the grenade. Fucking brilliant!!
Fuck yeah
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:03:25 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yj95tyo
And its revealed Willem peforms in Vegas, in drag, as Lauren Hutton...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:04:43 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yzr3xu9
Colin Farrell without the Miami Vice costume
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:05:29 CDT

Professional.

http://tinyurl.com/yg94uhb

In all seriousness, this may be the gayest looking locks of flowing golden mane since the pillow-biter from Warrant cursed us with 'Cherry Pie'.
If Farrell is in it
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:05:52 CDT

Then there's gotta be a love seen between the two.
Thats the face he made
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:10:37 CDT

As he punched Hutton in the eye.
Thats the thing though....try telling Collin he looks gay.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:16:34 CDT

And you see this:
http://tinyurl.com/yhot4ol
Followed by this:
http://tinyurl.com/dhf5f5
Followed by this:
http://tinyurl.com/obbtyo
Concluded With This:
http://tinyurl.com/yhhnweg
No Willem is undercover at the Governor's house...
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:16:35 CDT

as Arnold's wife. He replaced her when she started looking like a crackwhore 10 years ago. Since Arnold hasn't touched her since he broke her cherry on their wedding night he has yet to notice.
Maria always looked like a fucking scarecrow.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:18:07 CDT

.....I remember people saying she was hot waaaaaaaaaay back in the day, and I'm like "MUTHAFUCKA YOU BLIND?!!"
Colin would be fun as fuck to fight...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:18:32 CDT

Not as fun as Axl Rose or Cher..but fun nonetheless.
She was hot before...like when she was 18...
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:19:34 CDT

she still had some baby fat on her face then.
Axl Rose would go down with a wimper with one slap.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:20:23 CDT

....Colin fucking loves the punishment.
http://tinyurl.com/yfvlls3
FUCK YOU
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:21:47 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ygxw8dz
Miami Vice 2 with Dafoe and Farrell should be...
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:27:39 CDT

the next movie Bale reviews after Wild Hogs 2: Or how I learned to stop worrying and fuck my daughter.
Fuck I'm just cracking up thinking of the scene where they're introduced.
Farrell: Chief I don't need no partner!! Ever since Tubbs died I work ALONE!!!
Chief: Don't give me none of that hot shot shit Crockett!! You fucked up real good this time. We need someone to watch your ass. We think we have just the man for the job.
*Dafoe walks in wearing same outfit Julia Roberts wore in Erin Brockovich*
Dafoe: You must be Crockett....I've heard so many things about you.
Farrell: Oh...fuck.
Oldman could still be in it as the chief who's fed up with Crockett's shit...
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:30:06 CDT

also he's the only one in the movie who never acknowledges that Dafoe is obviously a Tranny. In the script it will explain this is because he has recently been sued for being insensitive to transgendered people but this will be left out of the movie.
So it was Colin that made that
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:31:42 CDT

Gay ass neck scarf popular?
remember this Axel Rose fist a cuffs?
http://tinyurl.com/yzk3oac
There is this guy on the hills
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:32:25 CDT

Who looks like Colin, every time a see a clip of him I'm like, Damn Colin why you hanging out with those stuck up whores? You don't give a shit, go back to banging dirty hookers.
That would be great if from here on out
Koutchboom says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:33:52 CDT

Dafoe just did all his movies in drag. Even if hes a bad ass character, or that Spiderman guy again. Just do it in drag for no reason.
The Greatest Fight Video Ever
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:34:42 CDT

Glenn Danzig....removing any doubt he's a cockbag with no jaw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
Danzig? Wasn't he supposed to play Wolverine in the 80's X-Men?
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:38:57 CDT

..
Another movie Bale should review?
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:50:00 CDT

Medieval period piece with Bruce Willis as King Arthur or something. Imagine Willis with a long blonde wig and an English accent.
" We will lay siege on their kingdom on the morrow!!!"
I just love that video...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:51:31 CDT

The singer from Northside Kings knocking Glenn the hell out with one punch. The wet slap of him falling nearly lifelessly to the ground. You just can't pay for that kind of entertainment.
Twins?
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:54:29 CDT

http://bnutbaseball.com/bmtgimages/thesame/maria_shriver_125.jpg
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/09/25_dafoe_lgl.jpg
Shriver / Predator..you decide
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 16:56:23 CDT

http://www.thedailyweird.com/separated-at-birth/separated-at-birth-maria-shriver-predator/
DANZIG KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:26:46 CDT

Hilarious. He thinks that dude's just gonna take it. Fuck you motherfucker!! POW. LIGHTS OUT. I love that bitch saying "FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT! CHEAP SHOT!"
cheap shot? After Danzig comes at him first? ha
Twins? MUAHAHAHAHAHA
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:27:59 CDT

......I smell a reboot.
Add a Twins reboot with Dafoe and Shriver to the list of movies Bale has to get to..
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:35:58 CDT

..
Merry Christmas Odo
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:41:51 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ygq3532
Fucking glorious....
Odo19 says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:46:03 CDT

...not sure how but Macy's photo is somehow the dirtiest wihout being photoshopped.
Hahaha!
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:49:51 CDT

Hahahahahhahaah!
You win...
ScottinDC says:

Thu 22 Oct 2009 17:52:47 CDT

That was the funniest shit all week. Fuck. Hahahahaha.
Holy hell
Abominable Snowcone says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 12:10:24 CDT

Wow did this fist-back get some action this week!
Are you guys on the NSFW
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 13:08:53 CDT

Thread? Fuckers.
Hahhahaha Amelia
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 13:23:49 CDT

Getting worse reviews then the new saw. TOLD YOUR ASS!
I mean it sounds like
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 13:25:00 CDT

If it came out 20 years ago. It would have been amazing, but now its just cliche and boring...like the trailer.
I don't know why you have to be so fucking negative.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 14:12:39 CDT

WORSHIP THE SWANK!
Hey...whats up Hillary?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 14:23:31 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhdxksp
I didn't even know Mira Nair directed the Amelia movie...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 15:26:55 CDT

if I had known I would have been more interested.
Odo
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 15:28:18 CDT

Big fan of the Namesake? She done anything else? Are you guys on the NSFW thread?
I liked Monsoon Wedding when I saw it once....
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 15:33:51 CDT

Not really. I just posted there and the last post was like an hour ago. I don't know where everyone is.
You know what? I actually think Avatar looks okay..
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 15:47:45 CDT

but I love how upset Kwisatz, Turd, Spunk, Southafricanguy, and cloudrider get. They get so illogically angry I can't help but laughing. Honestly what the fuck do they care whether someone likes the trailer or not?
I think Avatar looks fun
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 15:59:56 CDT

Though finding out that its a mining story? I thought it was going to be like Battle For Terra about how they humans want the planet all to themselves.
Like its just a colony of Bluecats? How does the AVATAR just role in there? Wouldn't they know that he's not from their group? What is he like, "Oh me? I'm from the other side of Brooklyn." and they just roll with it?
I think in the end Battle For Terra will prove to be the more influential and important film.
Yo homies.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:12:15 CDT

.....I assume the Avatar guys roles in exactly like they do in all these movies. At first they are suspicious of him, they don't know where he's from, some find him intriguing, the kids find him funny cause he doesn't understand their customs, etc. He integrates with their way of life quickly, there is a montage of family life, tending to the crops, tribal dances, shit like that....there's gotta be the one bad ass dude thats like the brother of the chick he's into, he's always mad dogging him from afar and knocking him on his ass during training exercises....of course in the end the asshole brother sacrifices himself for the Avatar, and says something like 'You're one of us.' Same shit...in every one of these fucking things...
montage of family life,
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:18:29 CDT

Hopefully set to Phill Collins last ever drum solo.
I kind of wish you'd come back to AICN Danny....
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:19:19 CDT

you coming back to assrape everyone of these uptight pussies would be the funniest thing ever.
Yeah but in the end???
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:20:30 CDT

What the fuck does wheelchair boy do? And if they had the ability to put his ass out of the wheel chair why didn't he? I bet the final scene is him crawling on the floor out of the wheel chair just as crazy ass STEPHEN LANG is about to penetrate his blue gal with a mech warrior suit, saving her life while losing his.
Maybe I should go stir the Ginger Pot...
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:21:23 CDT

I chimed in with Avatar sounds like "Dances with Wolves in Space" and the shit hit the fan. lmao I'll see it...but it really does remind me of Dances with Wolves...guy is sent to the wilderness and goes "native".
Thanks Odo....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:22:35 CDT

Its just not the same. There was a golden era, like the rat pack....everyone was in the right place at the right time-- the stars aligned and magic happened. Its 80% new cats trying to make a name for themselves every time I check now. The old timers are thinning out.
Koutch the shit you posted on the TB for the teaser was hilarious...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:22:52 CDT

all of that Delgo shit cracked me up. It was even funnier when I thought about how crazy it was making the JC lovers.
I'm gonna go post my spoiler ending over there
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:23:57 CDT

See how they react. I wonder still if its Camerons dream for sex to be between two people in mech suits.
Koutchboom..Here is how I envision the ending..
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:26:51 CDT

Wheels decides to fight with the natives after getting a serious case of the Furry Fetish, thereby keeping the big bad corporation from getting the gray rocks that power modern society...the world goes dark, and ironically so does his life as an Avatar on Pandora as the machine he was hooked up to is now lifeless as well. Cue Credits and Earthfirst membership web address.
Just my guess of course.
Thats the problem with Avatar.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:27:24 CDT

....they have to technology to allow you to basically remote operate living tissue, yet they can't do any sort of spinal/cerebral repair to fix something as simple as paralysis? Come on....that would be one of the earliest things developed with that form of technology. I just read a fucking article where they are developing technology to attach prosthetic legs to the spinal cord to receive brain signals and eventually allow those paralyzed, or without legs, to use mechanical ones.......thats being developed right fucking now, and Big Jim doesn't think they'll be capable of that 50 years in the future or whenever the fuck Avatar takes place. And you ever read the reasonign behind the Avatar's in early production synopsises? They are developed because humans can't breathe on Pandora. Uhhhhhh? What the fuck?
Dude Odo
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:28:42 CDT

After having seen Delgo. There is going to be very little comparisons, that movie pretty much sucked balls hard. But Battle For Terra was an excellent kids action movie. Lots of fun, I thought there would be a lot of similarities but seeing now that they just what to mine on their planet. Sounds like a cry for a peace and more like Fearngully then anything.
They've been saying it was miners for a long time.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:30:24 CDT

What did you think the story was? Lang talked about that months ago....how they are mining some powerful mineral.
the ending
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:31:04 CDT

A 20 minute graphic sex scene involving either Wheels and his Avatar self pleasing each other in the greatest of ways since they are one in the same.
Or Wheels and his blue bitch (except in their culture the female is the male) either way the sex has to be gay. With full penetration shots (Featuring a cameo appearance from Camerons dick - panted blue).
This is actually going to make for one
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:31:20 CDT

Fucking odd spoof porn.
I'll see Avatar..but myquestion is this..
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:31:30 CDT

Why do they need to risk actually fighting the 12ft Thundersmurfs hand to hand? Why not just fucking Gas the fuckers from Orbit...and move them when they are knocked out. Or do it like I would....nuke the fuckers, let God sort them out...start gathering gray rocks like Colombians picking Coca leaves..end of problem.
Shit I always feel dissappointed when I think about how I missed the golden era....
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:31:39 CDT

It took me forever to find the Twitch thread and when I did it was already on its way out. It's still there of course but it isn't the same. Jarv is still cool I guess.
Well Danny in the trailer
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:33:13 CDT

He says, if you do this I can give you back your legs. So I'm thinking that's why they are forcing him to be the Avatar. Like maybe they are some Nazi regime in charge of the world holding scientist captive for their benefit?
I think they do have the technology to fix him in Avatar...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:33:22 CDT

in the new trailer it makes it clear that they can fix him if he completes his mission. My guess is Worthington is poor or something and can't afford the operation or whatever. It's something only rich people can afford. But idk...that's just a guess.
I missed the Lang talk
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:34:45 CDT

I read somewhere that Earth was dead and they had to inhabit this new earth. But the bluecats where stopping them, humans can't breath air their so they have to fix it.
See thats fucking Battle For Terra.
So I guess in this Earth is fine?
It makes absolutely no fucking sense.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:35:25 CDT

.....to operate the Smurfs, you would have to tap electrodes into the brain stem to send a remote signal to the creature's body. It is the exact same fucking concept to enable someone with paralyzed/non-functioning limbs to operate mechanical ones. You are sending a remote brain wave to a artificial extremity to operate it....just like they're doing with fucking monkeys controlling robots through their brain stems right now. isn't Cameron supposed to be some technology perfectionist know it all? I'm a fucking moron and I can figure that out in 10 minutes, yet he developed the technology for years to make it "real world accurate?" Fuck you.
Conspiracy
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:36:23 CDT

Your idea about fighting is what they did on Battle For Terra. SERIOUSLY RENT THAT FUCKING MOVIE!
Okay okay....you're right....if it is a financial thing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:37:05 CDT

...and justified that way-- as only the aristocratic being able to get those kinda repair surgeries, thats fine. But I doubt that issue will be addressed.
I think they build the Avatar
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:37:22 CDT

Like 5th Element.
Koutch...Odd my ASS..It'll be fucking GOLD!
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:37:51 CDT

I'm no Furry fucker..but you put Sasha Grey or Bree Olson in a Blue Fun Fur Suit and I'm sending the wife to visit her mom and dad and not leaving the house for a weekend.
Thoug that stupid SWOOP through color rings
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:38:26 CDT

Which will probably be his transistion from human to Bluecat mind, is fucking played out. Thats what I dug about Outlander, when he got the language implant they beemed it into his eyes and it fucking hurt like a bitch and his nose started bleeding.
I don't think that earth is dead shit is true...is it?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:39:05 CDT

I thought they were just like conquistadors basically. The whole thing is allegory for Europeans inhabiting native lands for a natural commodity, so its like the Spanish obliterating South American natives for spices. When you think of it like that, it sounds pretty fucking awesome-- unfortunately visually, its fucking retarded looking.
Sasha Grey
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:39:19 CDT

Not a fan. But Gianna Micheals was on Tosh.0 the other day. I wonder if he got lucky? That skinny fuck would get lost in her.
No I like my Nazi regime theory
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:40:03 CDT

Because in the trailer it looks like Wheels comes up with the whole fucking idea.
I dont like Sasha either
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:40:27 CDT

....she's too fucking dead inside. A like a girl that looks like she genuinely enjoys what she's doing.......Nikki Rhodes? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Danny you checked out
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:41:42 CDT

Gianna's work? She seems fun.
The Nazi regime kinda thing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:41:45 CDT

...makes it too easy for him to choose sides. Its not difficult to go against your people if they're all fucking assholes. There needs to be a bit more drama than that....but then again, its Cameron-- he hasn't shot a dramatic moment in over 20 years.
Alienb porn with some good make up effects would be awesome....
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:41:50 CDT

I've always wanted to see some shit like that. Make them up to look just like Na'vi. Not sure if I would be able to get off on it but I would sure try.
Either way it'd be a much better use of money instead of that Revenge of Scagnetti shit....
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:42:10 CDT

..
Gianna seems like a nice girl.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:42:19 CDT

Yeah-- she's cool. Always smiling and laughing. I like the happy girls.
*alien*
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:42:38 CDT

..
yeah but when was the last time
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:42:52 CDT

Cameron didn't make a movie about a corporatioin type thing trying to bring everyone down?
Gianna
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:44:14 CDT

Is a pro on Fuck Team Five. I wonder how real that shit is?
I can't stand Giann's laugh...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:44:53 CDT

nothing kills a boner like that fucking hyena yelping. She is good at dirty talk and looks like she's into her work though.
Thats true.....very repetitive he is.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:45:08 CDT

So much interchangeable shit in all his films. You could easily throw Biehn's crazed trigger happy douche bag from Abysss in here, ready to light off the nuke and blow the whole fucking planet to hell.....or dyke Marines.....all of his shit is the same.
Fuck Team Five = RESPECT
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:45:58 CDT

Penny Flame tears it the fuck up.
Nothing phases her either...she took Lexington like it was nothing...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:47:34 CDT

she seems really tough.
There was a RT5
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:48:22 CDT

With Gianna, Nikki Rhodes (is she the red head?) and fuck can't remember her name and can't really "google" search for her right now blonde chick. Man if I had been there I would probably just kill myself afterward. Or pull a Dafoe. Because you couldn't top it.
FT5*
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:49:14 CDT

Giannas laugh is a little much, but I think it would make it fun. Nothing akward. She's never done back door though.
Gianna is like the new
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:50:12 CDT

Jewel De'Nyle in my book. I think she's had some face work done and isn't the same. She's kind of stiff too.
Nikki Rhodes is the redhead....yes.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:50:53 CDT

She's my #1 of all time, ranking even higher than Brooke, the girl I first kissed in 4th grade who had amazing blue eyes.
This is a stretch
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:51:54 CDT

But I knew a girl who went to high school with a chick that ended up on Captain Stabbin. She showed me the pictures and everything, it was her. Funny thing because she said that she was kind of a loner in high school. Again I wonder how all of those go down, because he'll have some proffessional girls (or did I think he's done) and a bunch of nobodies.
Yeah danny
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:52:45 CDT

There is a FT5 with her and Gianna and and .... damnit its not cumming to me. Though it will tonight...and on me.
I also went to college with
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:53:50 CDT

Jay Mohr's cousin?
check out amateur allure.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:54:16 CDT

....its bizarre, yet titillating.... the guy shoots with this weird anamorphic lens or some shit-- its a strange aspect ratio, all stretched. And he blows out the lighting so it looks all glamour shotsish, and he plays weird fucking 'Pure Moods' ambient shit in the background......yet he gets top notch girls that are true unknowns. And he talks to them all gentle in this nerdy fucking voice, just shoots in his living room. Its interesting shit.
You went to school with a chick that fucked Captain Stabbin AND.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:57:18 CDT

..Jay Mohr's cousin? You're like second hand famous!
What the..?? How have I never heard of Nikki Rhodes before?
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:57:40 CDT

When I heard her name the image of some skanky looking blonde came in for some reason. I wonder if Kurt got some of that.
hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:58:45 CDT

Yeah I'm like that guy that made the first bang tape with Paris Hilton. What'd that guy do? And he was banging Drew Barrymore back in the day.
Nikki Rhodes is a true GODDESS.......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 16:59:28 CDT

That girls straight up from Palmdale.
That dude married that skank Pam Anderson....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 17:01:51 CDT

.....Rick Salmon.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/44/94/pamelasplit-1.0.0.0x0.314x399.jpeg
Richard "Rick" Allan Salomon (born January 24, 1968) is an American socialite, film producer, celebutante, and online gambling website owner known for his relationships with various female celebrities, including Elizabeth Daily, Shannen Doherty, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson.
Koutchboom..No Back door is a deal killer for me.
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 17:03:38 CDT

And though I respect all of your opinions on Sasha..I disagree. Then again...I've always had a thing for the seriously fucked up chicks. Sasha has that look in her eye, yes that "dead Look", and penchant for rough play that say's she was probably woken up one morning at the age of 16 by her mom when she slapped a big ass bow on her ass so she could present her to her to her pusher boyfriend as a christmas gift.
My kinda girl...lmao
She kind of reminds me of Faye Valentine...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 17:04:20 CDT

Except hotter. Damn only two interracial titles though. At least she's not one of these hot chicks who only does lez stuff. I hate that shit.
I think we lost Odo.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 17:04:24 CDT

.....he is being educated on 'The Book of Nikki Rhodes.'
I like the 15th verse, its the part about her fucking thighs.
Peace gents. Have a good weekend....
I'm still waiting to see who they cast as Faye V
Conspiracy says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 17:13:10 CDT

for that live action Bebop. Yes..I've pleasured myself to cartoon Faye...
Before she took out the beachballs and started popping out kids that lunatic narcissist Kari Wurher might have worked visually...but not now, and she never could act worth a fuck.
I just watched the Avatar trailer.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 18:45:02 CDT

....God Damn Worthington's acting is absolutely fucking horrible. I think its gonna be him, not he Navi that destroy that film. It looks fine...it just looks so fucking formulaic. The problem is, it will never feel groundbreaking because it feels so familiar, as if we've already seen dozens of other films just like it in various ways. And the CG looks like fucking dogshit, in this shitty bootleg quality it should look better because you cant pick it apart as easily. But you can see the motion, this shit is cartoony as fuck, and the little one liner type moments are so fucking corny. Jesus Christ....there is nothing cool about this movie. It reeks of lame. Did you catch the CG of the mech arm when Lang gets in the suit, epic fucking fail. I honestly thing Cameron doesn't watch movies.....no fucking way would he run his mouth like he has if he had seen films in the past few years.
Where did you see it? Fo has taken all the others down and I want to see it again...
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 18:51:25 CDT

/
bleh I meant Fox..
Odo19 says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 18:54:16 CDT

/
Here Odo...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 19:02:07 CDT

http://www.scificool.com/the-new-avatar-trailer-arrives-do-you-still-care/
As usual....James has no concept of human emotion.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 23 Oct 2009 19:04:53 CDT

There is nothing epic feeling about it. Its easy to make that sort of trailer feel really powerful and important.....many big shitty movies have big epic trailers. But what the fuck? Whats up with that pussy ass 'We will send them a message that....this....this is our land!' Who the fuck thought that delivery sounded good? Its a nauseatingly cliche moment in films to rile up your men before the final battle....but FUCK. Worthington sounds like a 12 year old with a retarded half accent.
And is that the same font used in Jackson's King Kong? Not the Papryus, the other one..
You can touch
Koutchboom says:

Sat 24 Oct 2009 23:34:15 CDT

Kong. CAN'T TOUCH IT!
No wonder Paxton opted for no cameo.
Million Dollar Baby
Koutchboom says:

Sat 24 Oct 2009 23:35:39 CDT

?????? number 10 in best ten movies in the past ten years? Fuck these At the Movies Guys. I bet none of these movies they pick are not from America.
Oh wait saved, the other guy (phillips) calls him out for the movie sucking. What's he going to pick. More At the movies live Chat next....
OK fuck this team
Koutchboom says:

Sat 24 Oct 2009 23:36:46 CDT

Minority Report? Number 10 best 10 movies in the past ten years? Maybe that year barely. So many better sci fi movies since then. Maybe cut the second hour.
I liked Minority Report but top ten?!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Sun 25 Oct 2009 08:36:34 CDT

C'mon.
Minority Report is actually a cool unorthodox film to put on the list.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 09:24:04 CDT

.....thats noble. It never got any fucking respect and its awesome. The thing about it is its extremely unique. There's really nothing else to compare it to...where is this list?
Here's the list.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 09:42:45 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ygjevb8
Too bad none of us live in the same town. We need to do video reviews.
I really respect that Minority Report pick....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 09:46:10 CDT

.....few other critics would have the balls to name a big fun, studio picture.......most of them would feel the need to name some boring foreign shit no one saw in hopes of upping their credibility.
Best of the decade is difficult.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 09:47:41 CDT

Though my list would include Man on Fire, Miami Vice, Millions, and Where The Wild Things Are.
I'd almost have to do it year by year.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 10:30:32 CDT

Partial list for me.
2004 - Spartan
2005- A History of Violence
2006 - The Departed
2007- Zodiac
2008 - Redbelt
Nothing like Minority Report?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 10:48:28 CDT

Umm Distrct 9. Much better, and nothing else fucking matters.
Stuntcock
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 10:48:40 CDT

Like Mamet much?
Fuck I posted shit in that Caligula talk
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 10:49:10 CDT

Last night, now I can't review responses.
Those guys list
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 10:50:12 CDT

I think it would be really funny is that one critic who picked Million Dollar Baby, only picked best Oscar winners. That would be so fucking lame. I know one of them will pick No Country.
One of those jackasses will pick Crash. Bet on it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:35:18 CDT

That's on my Most Hated Lifetime list.
Koutch, I bow at the Mamet altar on a daily basis.
Cock
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:38:56 CDT

You read his book, Godzilla Vs. Bambi? I saw it at the local book keep the other day and wonder if it was worth a few shekles.
R.I.P. angel.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:41:20 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yjyvrgp
Yup, I've got that book.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:44:26 CDT

It's a short read, but good. His explanations on stuff like story structure are right on the money.
District 9 is like Minority Report?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:55:51 CDT

Is this like your Ang's Hulk is just like Iron Man bit?
What the fuck do D9 and Minority have in common other than the fact that they take place in the not too distant future and both feature explosions?
Minority is a unique blend of scifi and hardboiled noir not really seen since Blade Runner.
No Country and There Will Be Blood both fucking such in the long run....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 11:57:05 CDT

...when are people gonna start coming clean about that? They were fine...but completely forgettable. Expect the backlash in about a month.
scifi
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:02:45 CDT

Thats how they are connected. Same genre.
No Contry is a fine movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:05:34 CDT

It actually was better to me second time around. I think because the first time I saw it was a packed theater by myself with a bunch of pretencious doche holes. I wanted to leave before the movie started. And I had just seen the much better Before the Devil Knows Your Dead right before. Double Feature.
No Country is an o.k. film. Not spectacular.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:05:53 CDT

There Will Be Blood I love.
There Will Be Blood was ok
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:06:43 CDT

I love how everyone says, There Will Be Blood Oh yes there will! This movie delievers on its promise. Like they are talking about the final seen.
I didn't like that huge jump to the end in that movie.
Also I swear to allah about this
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:07:23 CDT

No Country is just a serious version of Raising Arizona. SERIOUSLY think about it, watch them both back to back. Tell your mom.
There Will Be Blood
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:08:22 CDT

Starring Paul Thomas Anderson, how did that asshat end up in that movie. That guy is a comedy hole.
Man I'm jonesing for a
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:08:38 CDT

$5 foot long like no other.
Better than either of those is Three Burials....Directed By O.G. Two Face
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:09:06 CDT

.....
Anderson's best film is Punch Drunk Love....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:10:08 CDT

....that may be on my Top 10 of the decade. Maybe.
Did I make this up?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:10:43 CDT

Didn't we agree Eckhart and Jane are the same person? Or is that another one of my long shot comparisons that you are not smart enough to get and I am too idiot savant to explain?
Ohhhh Paul Rudd
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:11:23 CDT

Get Eggers love as well. Well at least now it makes sense, but 2-3 years ago it didn't.
Punch Drunk Love
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:12:24 CDT

Is damn good. Though I would say PTA is pretty flawless. I mean Boogie Nights is a perfect movie as well.
Punch is great.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:12:50 CDT

Speaking of two-face, I watched The Hunted over the weekend for the tenth time.
Excellent, no bullshit film.
No. I agree on that one.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:12:51 CDT

I actually said that years ago when The Core came out....I thought that was the dude that spit in Jolie's mouth in that hot ass fuck scene in Original Sin.
I fucking despise that closeted annoying piece of shit Rudd.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:13:38 CDT

Fuck him.
The Hunted? The Friedkin movie?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:13:59 CDT

With Benicio Wolf Man?
I asked my Wife if she wanted to
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:14:19 CDT

Watch Robocop and she laughed at me. She said "would I like it? It's old and cheesy right?". I smacked her hard and denied her sex for the rest of the week.
Jane is in Original Sin?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:15:40 CDT

I can't make it past the first 10 minutes of that movie. I wear myself out and fall asleep.
The Hunted
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:16:04 CDT

I kind of hated that movie. Lets rock knife fight!
I don't remember Boogie Nights....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:17:37 CDT

...I only saw it once like right when it came out. It didn't grab me like Punch Drunk, and it was a little more orthodox right? Punch Drunk is just so fucking weird, with that constantly moving camera and the percussion based score always on the rise, building to something big that never really comes. The whole thing feels like a hangover, the night after you fucked your ex-girlfriend after not seeing her for 5 years.
Jane = Pussy Magnet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:18:06 CDT

I bet him and his wife swing.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3253508096/nm0005048
Yeah Original Sin is pretty dull....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:18:57 CDT

....but a few great fuck scenes....he literally holds her mouth open and hocks a fucking luggee in it, then proceeds to lick her entire face. Luggee? Is that right? I just realized I have never once spelled that word out.
Michael Cristofer????
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:20:08 CDT

All this dude has done (besides taking countless hours of my study time during college and high school) Gia/Body Shots/Original Sin???? Why can't this guy poop out a movie every 6 months? FUCK!
Punch Drunk Love
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:21:34 CDT

Those floaty blue line animations where done by that guy who Gus Van Sant and Breat Easton Ellis are going to make a movie or something about. He and his girlfriend killed themselves.
is he the Fed guy chewing on his glasses all the time...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:21:35 CDT

...in Die Hard with a vengeance?
Original Sin is pretty dull
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:22:45 CDT

I think you missed what I was aiming at. Or maybe not. That scene with Jolie and Zorro is like in the first ten minutes of the movie, so I just hit repeat and bang out 2-3 good ones then fall asleep.
Whats lame too is the directors commentary
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:23:06 CDT

On that scene is just like....yeah.....ok next scene.
Oh....I see. I did miss that.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:23:57 CDT

Your humor is rather extraterrestrial sometimes. And its Monday morning and I'm still hung the fuck over from Saturday night.
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:24:13 CDT

I just realized I knew a slut in high school who's favorite movie was Original Sin, and I fucking owned it. Why didn't I invite her over every night to watch it with me?
I mean I hooked up with her while watching
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:25:24 CDT

The Emperor's New Groove. I bet it was the smooth vocals of Tom Jones that made those panties drop.
god I fucking hate my job
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:26:24 CDT

I am hungover and I can still do it just fine. Except I hate it so I don't do it.
I watched Lassie (94) on Saturday...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:27:54 CDT

...I was flipping through the channels and it was just starting and I realized I have never seen a Lassie movie, so I sat through it. Not bad. Its a decent family film which doesn't overdo it on sentiment. Michelle Williams is in it....looking pretty good.
There was a Lassie movie that came out
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:29:16 CDT

Not too long ago, thats suppose to be pretty good. Its got Magneto in it I think.
Still neither of them are no Bingo.
And Richard Farnsworth....the greatest actor of all time is in it.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:30:08 CDT

...http://tinyurl.com/yhux3sl
And as I watched it I was looking him up to find out more about him. He got terminal cancer in 2000 and fucking shot himself!! The cowboy way.
Yeah-- that period one in England....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:30:52 CDT

...the trailer looked good. It looks like the kid from Angela's Ashes, but its not.
Matthew Robbins???
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:31:11 CDT

Driector of Bingo. Looks like he was one of the Berg's up and coming students, then he just fucking disapeared after Bingo? What did the Berg have him killed or something? I'm gonna make a movie about it.
The Nail Gun Massacre
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:34:43 CDT

Additional scenes of nudity were added to the film at the demand of the distributors.
You just don't hear that enough these days.
Matthew Robbins is all over the THX1138 dvd....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:34:46 CDT

...in that Zoetrope doc. He was part of that whole crew with Coppola, Lucas, Carroll Ballard, Cloe Deschanel's daddy, and Milius. Spielberg was too much of a pussy to get fucked up with those dudes in San Fran.
Not....Cloe...what the fuck is her name? Zooey...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:37:31 CDT

..
Zooey Daschnell?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:42:00 CDT

Bones sister?
Yup, the Friedkin one.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:42:23 CDT

Tommy Lee and Benicio display epic badassery.
"When you kill with your hands, there is a reverance"
And Connie Neilsen in tight pants is a bonus.
A lot of those guys are like that.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:42:43 CDT

....big gaps in their career. I think its fucking bad ass. Since the Zoetrope days, they never really meshed with Hollywood....they all still live up in the bay area and make their shit at their own pace. That can even be said of Lucas. He could have easily done some shit like take over the Harry Potter franchise or something. Check out Carroll Ballard's career.....its cool how he sticks with his wildlife motif.
Peter O'Toole
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:43:12 CDT

Not Magneto and the Dramatic Midget.
The overcooked mic levels when Sandler beats up the bathroom in Punch Drunk
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:44:48 CDT

I had to cover my ears in the theater for that one.
Too bad Carroll Ballard
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:45:29 CDT

Did Wind not Birdie.
Yeah....the sound is all fucked up in that....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:45:39 CDT

.....some scenes you can barely hear the dialogue over the music, but thats the fucking point. Its a sloppy, frantic feel.....
Though Wind is a good movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:45:53 CDT
The last time I cranked one off to a mainstream film.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:46:02 CDT

Rebecca's strip tease in Femme Fatale.
Mainstream bate? Disclosure....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:46:45 CDT

...always Disclosure.
Friday the 13th
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:47:12 CDT

The remake.
Not....Cloe...what the fuck is her name? Zooey...???
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:48:29 CDT

What the fuck where you talking about there DG?
Yeah, that remake had SEX all over it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:49:28 CDT

Tons of nudity. It's always welcome.
Damn I was wrong
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:49:47 CDT

I've been guessing that Colin Hanks was the killer in Untracable (even though that would be weird him being a techno killer in two movies) finall decided to look it up, because I don't feel like watching it. And I was wrong, the ending is some lame morality attempt. Like a weak version of Jigsaw.
when I was naming the Zoetrope guys....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:50:32 CDT

....I said Cloe Daschanel's daddy.......and then I remembered her name is Zooey. Her dad was part of that group, Caleb Daschenel, now a fantastic D.P.
Yeah that Friday the 13th remake
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:50:36 CDT

Wasn't half bad overall. I don't know why people hate on it. Its fucking Jason, they suck what do you expect?
I used to be staunchly anti-nudity in films.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:50:49 CDT

I don't know what my fucking problem was there.
whoa...oddly enough-- Caleb shot THE HUNTED!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:50:59 CDT

What the fuck?
Ohhh damn
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:51:35 CDT

No wonder she's so famous then, her daddys in it. I fucking hate her. Why is it called Zoetrope?
he did The Hunted
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:52:19 CDT
I'm actually kinda liking a lot of these horror remakes.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:53:21 CDT

Chainsaw. Last House on the Left. Halloween. Friday the 13th. Hills have eyes. I'm thinking Nightmare on Elm st won't be half bad(never much of a fan of the original.)
Untraceable ending is good.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:53:42 CDT

He's got her dangling above some fucking saw thing, she swings out of his somehow and starts beating the shit out of him on his own internet show....and I think the cops bust in and unload on him.
You guys should check out The Hunted if you haven't seen it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:54:59 CDT

I'd never heard of it until my Uncle bought it for me for Christmas a few years ago. Man, it's good. Friedkin's still got it.
I don't think he did shit for her.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:55:19 CDT

....he has no pull. None of those guys do. Its just called Zoetrope after these spinning things....
sorta the original motion pictures...
>
http://www.tcf.ua.edu/jbutler/VRinERSCS/Zoetrope.jpg
damn DB beat me to it
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:55:44 CDT

Yeah I like these remakes as well. Its the shitty 80s movies that get remade and suck that gets lumped into all the classics that ruins it. Like Prom Night, Stepfather and some others.
Though never saw My Bloody Valentine, any good?
Zooey got so famous because people fucking love her.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:56:28 CDT

No matter who your dad is, if people don't like you, they won't accept you being shoved down their throat. Sofia Coppola as an actor? Uhhhh no...fuck you Francis.
I wouldn't mind seeing that Orphan movie even though I know the ending.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:57:32 CDT

Fucking internet.
I saw the Hunted in theaters
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:57:42 CDT

Didn't like it then. It was on TV a while back and still didn't like it. Friedkin talks to you like a tour guide during his commentarys. That or someone told him to explain the movie to blind people. (Talking abou the Exorcist version you've never seen commentary).
I'd walk a mile of broken glass for a sniff of Sophia.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:58:32 CDT

I'm not the biggest fan of her films though.
My Bloody Valentine. I've only seen the original.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 12:59:52 CDT

Not bad. The Canadians have produced our share of fucked up horror. 75% is Cronenberg.
Friedkin's interviews on the French Connection dvd are weird.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:00:06 CDT

He talks to you the viewer like you're an easily intimidated retard. You can see the evil in that motherfucker's eyes. Speaking about something as simple as the car chase in French, he enjoys intimidating, and he enjoys making people feel like shit. There's something about that motherfucker and makes me uncomfortable, like he has no regard for human life. He talks about when he jumps in the driver's seat of one of the cars and throws the stunt driver over in the passenger, looks over at him and says "Now you wanna see some real fucking driving?"
A pretty respectable list.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:01:10 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhryq3p
That's what I like about Mr. Friedkin. He's an asshole.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:02:46 CDT

But unlike James Cameron, he would throw down to back up his mouth.
But yeah, he is a creep.
sheeeeet....The Changeling was Canada?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:03:37 CDT

Amazing fucking house. I'd like to find it, and burn it to the ground.
I'm interested in Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:03:54 CDT

...
I mean you don't think Zooey
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:04:07 CDT

Got a hold of daddy's rolodex?
Got a hold of Daddy's...................
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:06:04 CDT

Wild Hogs 3 synopsis.
Her first movie was with Lawrence Kasdan????
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:06:08 CDT

Hahahah she's married to the lead singer of Death Cab For Cutie. God thats like a pretencious douchebags dream come true.
Sure....maybe with initial agent meetings or something.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:06:43 CDT

....but its not like you can just be pushed on an audience unless you can maintain that momentum on your own, and its not like he has real pull. No one gives a fuck about D.P.'s. She could have very well ended up a Rumer Willis, but she carved out her own niche, got a good following and is doing well. Every female I know under the age of 40 says 'Oh...I loooooooove her.'
This summer get a hold of Daddys hog
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:07:39 CDT

Wild Hogs 3 cumming to a cinephile near you.
My wife hates her
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:08:16 CDT

But she likes some of her movies.
Wild Hogs 3: Deliverance From Evil, Daddy
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:08:20 CDT

..
Rumer Willis: Deflating erections since 2005
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:08:51 CDT

.
All I'm saying is that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:09:58 CDT

Can't hurt to have a daddy in the biz. Other wise she'd be this actress
http://tinyurl.com/yg6xo4h
well that joke doesn't work that well because her grand parents are famous.
look at the creepy guy in the back of that picture
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:11:00 CDT

If that actress end up dead, I'd track down that guy.
Thats Illiana? well.....she kept her career going...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:12:14 CDT

.....after blowing Scorsese.
Wrong Turn 2
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:12:18 CDT

Good shit, wonder if 3 is good as well.
Wrong Turn 2 is a lot of fun....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:13:07 CDT

.....I rented that last Halloween and laughed my fucking ass off.
Yeah Illiana
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:13:22 CDT

Sure thats fine, but no one fucking knows her. But like I said, joke doesn't work her grandparents were famous.
Ok time for foot long.
Her mouth was always weird.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:14:40 CDT

Imagine the amount of work it took to blow Scorsese's coke dick.
Zooey is allergic to Allergic to gluten, dairy, and eggs.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:15:53 CDT

I'm not saying these food allergies aren't real....but how the fuck are 90% of the people allergic to this shit, somehow involved in the film or music industry? Is this an epidemic that require further examination?
I call bullshit on allergies.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:18:09 CDT

It's the best way to get them to leave shit off your burgers though.
her husband...Ben Gibbard looks like Corey fucking Feldman
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:18:27 CDT

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/Ben%20Gibbard.jpg
http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/ben-gibbard_by-ryan-russell.jpg
I've been on film sets....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:21:24 CDT

....and somehow nearly every motherfucker there is allergic to this shit, while ordering their food. What...THE FUCK?!!! And I fucking love that Hollywood diet....they eat all natural, wheat, glutten free, salt-less fucking cracker bars Parrot food type shit, and then they all light up a smoke. HA!!
Pfft... I'm so sick of these hipster douches.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:22:27 CDT

There the ones that turn out later on in married life that either fuck around or slug there wife in the chops.
Man, I'd be hitting the 12oz ribeye steak for lunch.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:23:44 CDT

.
Well we don't really know how this current incarnation will turn out.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:24:21 CDT

....they just started sprouting up in the mid 90's when Get Up Kids hit the scene.
An even better lunch would be Hand Bra behind the porta potties.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:25:26 CDT

http://www.lexandterryforum.com/images/hpoa/handbra.jpg
You guys would probably find me to be 50% hipster douche bag.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:25:37 CDT

....but naaaaw.....I've never once worn clear plastic eye glasses. Thats how you know....thats how you fucking know.
Oh-- and I don't drive a VW.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:26:39 CDT

..
and...I've never once bought an article of clothing at a vintage shop.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:27:53 CDT

...
Stuntcock
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:41:44 CDT

You listen to Lex and Terry?
i haven't bought any new clothes since high school
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:49:39 CDT

Plus I let my mom do my shopping. The only cloths I buy are ones I need for work. I actually tried to buy a Deadpool t-shirt last week, and the shitty site got my card stolen and some a hole ran up $80 on it before my bank caught it.
I bought two shirts at
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:50:43 CDT

That hipster store, but that was before I new what the fuck it was. I should have known since they were expensive as shit.
I can't be a hipster
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:56:10 CDT

Because I don't try to mask my hate and anger by being overly positive about crap. Nor do I follow any trend. The only sort of trend that gets me is fast food commercials. The second I see some new hamburger or french fry at any fast food place thats all I want to go eat.
BLACK TACO.
I can however
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 13:57:37 CDT

Win BEST TRICK at a dog contest. Can you play catch with your dog? Didn't think so.
Lex and Terry? Never heard of 'em.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:08:03 CDT

Man, I'm a fast food whore when it comes to new stuff. I'm always in when KFC or some other joint has a new filth-bowl or something.
That link you put
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:09:29 CDT

Was from their web site.
Mark Zuckerberg
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:51:30 CDT

Early business card title: "I'm CEO, bitch."
What a douche. Though I can't believe we are the same age, and I get excited about my shitty ass paycheck.
M. Night was 29 when he directed Sixth Sense?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:54:27 CDT

Fuuuuuuuuuck.
And whats up with this DEVILS project? Listed for 2011, it says story by Night, written by someone else and co-directed by two nobodys. What the fuck?
oh they're the new found footage kings I guess....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:55:16 CDT

...Poughkeepsie Tapes and Quarantine, produced em. You should be into Devils than Koutch.
NO M. Night....DON'T DO IT!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 14:57:30 CDT

Don't stoop to found footage!! Pleeeeeeeeease!!
Poughkeepsie Tapes was ass.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:02:34 CDT

.
found footage
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:03:05 CDT

Love it. I hope Avatar turns out to be a found footage movie, seeing that its the future.
I hope he just sold the concept....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:04:23 CDT

...for a million dollars and gets the "STORY BY" credit. For some reason the idea of M. Night working with these douchebags is unsettling. He can make Plan 9 From Outer Space for the rest of his fucking life, he's already proven his worth. And he is of such a higher caliber than any of these found footage cunts shall ever be.
Found footage will destroy itself......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:06:05 CDT

.....like all that gimmicky stuff will. There will always be a new one every few years that pops up and does well....thats it. It won't be written about or respected.
Have you seen Poughkeepsie Tapes and Quarantine?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:06:28 CDT

I've only seen Quarantine. It was pretty good. Though it was just [REC] in English.
I have no interest in any of that shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:08:42 CDT

its like someone asking me if I wanna help them with their Anthropology Linguistics homework.
I heard Woody Allen's next film
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:09:09 CDT

Will be a found footage movie. In that he will have found the footage in his attic forgetting that he had made it, slap a found footage sticker on it and released it like it was new. Giving him a 200 million dollar success.
In the year 3000.
Did you see [REC]
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:09:47 CDT

???????????
I really have no interest brother. None at all.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:11:17 CDT

....
what about Diary of the Dead?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:14:06 CDT

Did you see that?
A slow moving zombie found footage might be interesting.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:15:32 CDT

...like Night of the Living Dead if someone in the house had a camera. That would be weird to put the camera right up against a hole in one of the boards covering the windows, and you just see silhouettes slowly stumbling toward the house in the distance.
Diary of the Dead saw it liked it
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:18:17 CDT

I think you just really don't like horror that much.
I don't really like horror......its my least favorite genre as a whole....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:23:49 CDT

....not to say there aren't horror films I enjoy-- there are, just probably less than in other genres. The found footage thing has nothing to do with that. I just think its a lazy retarded scheme to make a movie fast and cheap, not have to actually write a story-- just shoot a bazillion hours of footage, and craft it in the edit. Just nothing impressive about that approach to me.
imagine a film industry that consisted entirely of mocap and found footage films....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:26:14 CDT

....thats a really sad image.
They still move slow in Diary of the Dead?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:27:36 CDT

...
You could say that about Blair Which and PA
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:28:26 CDT

But Cloverfield, Diary of the Dead, [REC] and American [REC] are technically proficent full fledge films.
All mocap found footage
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:28:40 CDT

I'm down.
mocap found footage.....Christmas Carol should be found footage.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:29:58 CDT

Original Score By: TANGERINE DREAM
Diary of the Dead slow moving
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:30:41 CDT

Yes. I thought that movie was a lot of fun. People put too much interest in the characters of these films. People getting made that the main characters of Cloverfield/REC/American Rec/PA/Diary are annoying and douche bags....its a fucking horror movie what do you expect? Put 99% of people in a fucked up situation and they are going to become fucking douchebags.
Diary of the Dead looked cheap as fuck in the trailer.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:30:59 CDT

....Paranormal looks all studio glossy, but Diary actually looked fucking cheap.
TANGERINE DREAM
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:31:51 CDT

Are they still together? Or are they in legislative purgatory. I wonder how rich they are? Or if they blew it all? 80s directors sure loved them some TANGERINE DREAM.
I never saw the Cloverfield douche bag thing.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:32:31 CDT

....I guess the guy filming cause he can't stop running his fucking mouth, but the main guy? Just trying to get back to his girl? I don't see why people hated him so much.
TANGERINE!!!!!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:33:50 CDT

Recent announcements (2009) have been made of upcoming shows in Germany and Japan. In 2009 the group announced that they will play a concert at the Royal Albert Hall in London, on April 1st 2010, titled the Zeitgeist concert..
Who is gonna have the balls to let Tangerine score their shit?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:34:34 CDT

I thought it would be Vvvverner with Bad Lieutenant, but I guess not. Fucking pussy.
Tangerine Dream
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:35:59 CDT

Check out that fucking setup...
http://tinyurl.com/yka8ur4
I want to see We Live in Public
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:37:16 CDT

And Brosnan damnit.
Hopefully the new formed Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:38:19 CDT

Opens for Tangerine!!!
You hear Sublime is back?
Yeah everyone got mad at Cloverfield
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:39:31 CDT

For making jokes or some shit. Just ask anyone about the movie they'll tell you they hated him. Also he is a comedian he was on Live at Gotham or tried out fo LCS or something.
Sublime? Is Michael Jackson their stage dancer?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:39:47 CDT

Why don't these people just fucking stay dead?
Also Conti
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:40:30 CDT

Just said that Behind the Mask was badly made. I'm starting to think he doesn't like horror movies. That or movies made in the past 20 years that weren't done by Scocesee.
Have you seen Behind the Mask?
No. Thats sorta comedic isn't it?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:41:09 CDT

..
Hehehe. Shutter Island "GREATEST HORROR FILM IN THE LAST DECADE!"
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:41:40 CDT

"TRULY TERRIFYING!"
Yeah it is
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:44:34 CDT

Its good. I think Conti is starting to review movies in the sense of what he would have rather seen instead. Its like a mockumentary about Jason like killer.
The guys goofy and funny, it tackles all slasher movie cliches. I'm thinking Conti wanted a sort of character study piece and the guy was more crazy and bi polar. Also that it took place in new york in the 70s.
Yeah thats the one....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:45:47 CDT

....it does sound interesting. The weird thing is, just judging the cover and the back write up, it comes off as dead serious.
Ben Silverman
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:47:22 CDT

How'd he get where he is?
mom was a network exectuive back in the day....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:49:29 CDT

....he used to work for William Morris Agency.....lotsa lotsa lotsa connections going in and out of there.
Yeah it looks like a scary movie or something
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:49:59 CDT

When I was in Austin not attending SXSW while i was there, there was like a kid/midget dressed up like him walking around handing out shit (we didn't have any badges and though he walked by us 10 times never gave us shit, probably shouldn't support the fucking film, my wife loves it too) and me and her had no idea what it was for. I thought it was for Hill Have Eyes (i think it just opened or something).
Like a year later we finally found out. It could have been a small hit in theaters. I think since PA fuck Saw 6's ass the horror door just got swung wide open. I bet in two years we'll be fucking sick of all the horror movies being made.
Gotchya
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:50:31 CDT

Skidouche.
Gonna get monsters vs. aliens tomorrow
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:51:27 CDT

Looking forward to it. Hopefully its fun. It looks fun, Panda was fun. I'd rather a CGI film be fun then anything else. Thats why Toy Story is the greatest.
Saw franchise wins in the long run.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:54:27 CDT

....next year, no one will remember Saw 6 didn't open #1 when Saw 7 drops. Its very unlikely there will be another film able to knock it out of the top spot in 2010. In the end the franchise will be looked at for its insane budget to gross ratio as a whole and it will be considered one of the great successes. Paranormal will be forgotten just like Blair Witch was...it will become cliche to have seen it and liked it and be that same sort of almost embarrassment when you say you're one of the few that still admits to having enjoyed it. 2009 will go down as District 9's year. Area 51 movie will bomb and go the way of Blair Witch 2.
I didn't mind watching Paranormal again.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:55:52 CDT

Different ending on the screener. Same tits.
Yeah Saw 6 won't effect 7
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:59:10 CDT

I mean it still grossed its budget. But I think now companys are not going to stray away from opening movies against Saw anymore. No more Halloweens in September type of deal. No more Shutter Islands in February. No more Frighteners in the middle of the summer sort of thing.
I never watch Saw films in the theater anyway.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:59:39 CDT

I'll rent it though.
I don't think Paranormal will go the way of Blair Which
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 15:59:57 CDT

Its a much better film.
Yeah Saw films in theaters aren't worth anything
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:01:11 CDT

In fact after 1 going to theater for them was kind of stupid. Saw 3 ended up seeing it in the middle of the day with two buddies and we were the only ones in the theater. They wanted to go, but I drove and I don't leave movies...except for Year One.
They can go ahead and try but it will be a dumb move.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:01:11 CDT

Saw would have fucking destroyed Halloween.....it would have probably done 30 something to Halloween's less than 10. Thats what I'm saying-- its a rare thing to be able to beat Saw, and you need to have a machine with a lot of hype and marketing voodoo behind it. Some regular studio horror film can't do it.
I just can't wait for the Oscars when D9
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:02:15 CDT

Wins it's 5th technical award and they show Jim's face all pissed, punching his next wife. Then hearing the director in his odd South American accent scream I ama the kings of world!
In a year-- lets see what people are saying of Paranormal....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:02:39 CDT

....write it on a post-it.
High School Musical beat Saw?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:03:03 CDT

That movie is pretty fucking scary as well.
The only movie I walked out on was The Mexican.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:04:25 CDT

Fucking dreadful piece of shit.
Cronenberg's Crash was the most walk outs I've ever seen. As soon as Mr. Ninja Turtles guy started necking with James Spader, half the theater walked out.
Homophobic cunts.
Thats right...it did. I forget that.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:04:56 CDT

High School Musical is unstoppable.
Thats crazy, last year the top 2 films had 72 million.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:06:05 CDT

....this week. This year the top 3 only amount to 50 million? What the fuck?
She'd lick the taint until it was raw.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:07:01 CDT

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/High-School-Musical-2-81.jpg
The Mexican? What did you not like about it?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:08:50 CDT

Thats one of the few films I can tolerate Pitt in? I think its probably Julia's best as well. I really like that movie.
Crash in the theater? FUUUUUUUCK.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:09:33 CDT

I watched that late at night on Showtime back in the day. I was 30% erect the entire fucking time.
awwww The Tis makes me go fucking crazy.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:11:13 CDT

http://mealsfromthegirlinthelittleblackdress.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ashley-tisdale-bikini.jpg
I will champion for Crash until my last breath.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:12:07 CDT

I don't know what it was about The Mexican that turned me off. I think it was the moment that I realized that I truly cannot stand Julia Roberts.
Top 10 Oscar Best Movie guesses
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:12:45 CDT

9, D9, Paranormal Activity, An Education, Up, Invictus, Up In The Air, Inglourious Fagtards, Brosnon, ???
Outside shots: (500) Days of Summer, Avatar, The Lovely Bones, The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, Wild Things, A Serious Man and The Informant!.
Long Shots: Me and Orson Wells, Brothers, The Single Man, Men Who Stare At Goats, Sugar, Everybodys Fine, 2012, PBMC
Ashley. So tight.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:13:35 CDT

Like arghhhh.
I don't like her either.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:14:21 CDT

...but I found her relationship with Queer Gandolfini to be quite enjoyable to watch. And Pitt in Mexico, driving around with that dog blasting mariachi was cool shit. I really dig that score....this in particular...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlYZbgYwSH4
I'm thinking Avatar is going to be in the Oscars somewhere unfortunatly.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:15:02 CDT

Chris Waltz for Basterds. D9.
I can't stop looking at that Mexican weather goddess!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:16:21 CDT

DICKBLOODDDDDD!!!!!!
Mr. Ninja Turtles guy
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:16:29 CDT

Elias Koteas, I think I'm pretty sure he's my favorite actor of all time. Its a toss up between him and Keith David.
I've got an idea for a comic that once turned into a movie will star him, directed by William Friedkin.
During the production me and him will pubically have a falling out which will cast a bad shawdow on the film and it will flop. Only to see it make its money back after its awarded best male actor oscar for Elias. By then William will have killed 3 people and have gotten away with it.
9 and Paranormal Activity? What the fuck?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:16:30 CDT

Why didn't you just throw Star Trek in there too? No way in hell do either of those get in....the only 5 sure bets are Inglorious, D9, Wild Things, Invicticucucus, Up In The Air...
Chris Waltz for Basterds
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:17:17 CDT

Seriously villians are the new hot Oscar bait role now.
9 is a pretty sure hit
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:17:47 CDT

Look at his track record.
PA was a joke. Wild Things is a sure bet.
sorry ISN'T A
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:17:58 CDT
not the cartoon 9
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:18:16 CDT

the musical.
Come to me...Dickblood....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:18:40 CDT

http://www.flylip.com/news/images/66-1243624601-ashley-tisdale-may-01.jpg
Awwwww.....I see.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:19:58 CDT

Okay. Well-- I don't know if thats happening either, supposedly there are major issues with getting a decent cut out, they continue to push it. It was October, then November, now December. I read something about a rumor they might push it to next year. Does it even have a solid release date again?
This time, don't pull out.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:20:37 CDT

Kiss the dildo.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/ashley-tisdale-awards-pre.jpg
Our top tens of 2009 should be interesting.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:21:28 CDT

I've got a feeling you guys are going to absolutely shred me mercilessly when you see mine. But there's still two months to go yet, things may change.
Elias Koteas
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:22:50 CDT

Love that motherfucker. He's been getting some decent roles since Zodiac.
Yeah I found out AFTER THE FACT
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:23:37 CDT

That he shot a movie here, I was so pissed. I would've shown up naked in his trailer had I known. I would let him have me.
Elias was awesome in Gattaca.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:23:40 CDT

..
Can I put Lassie (95) on my Top 10?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:25:29 CDT

..
you guys know about that "KISS THE DILDO" scene......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:27:29 CDT

...in the original 'EDGE OF DARKNESS' ? Dude is looking for clues about his dead daughter, goes through her stuff, finds her dildo, and kisses it?! I'm wondering if they're gonna pull some shit like that in Mel's remake.
I just found out about this and its marvelous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5H22MGSv-U
The less hair he has, the better he gets.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:27:58 CDT

FACT! ELIASSSSSSSS!!!!
I guess it has been confirmed the dildo is mentioned....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:28:48 CDT

...in the Mel script. He finds it in her room. No clarification has been given as to whether or not he does indeed kiss it's shaft.
dude check it out its her Dildo
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:30:11 CDT

Baseketball is the greates comedy of all time.
Didn't realize Edge of Darkness is a remake. I though Payback and Conspiricy Theory had a baby.
Google search Kiss the Dildo.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:30:16 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yfdg45e
Can I put Lassie (95) on my Top 10?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:30:38 CDT

No only the Lassie from 2005.
Worst of 2009
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:30:57 CDT

Adam Ressurected.
Payback sucks....Conspiracy Theory is big wet tits.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:31:02 CDT

...love that fucking movie.
I wonder if FFC will try to push Tetro
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:31:25 CDT

To get any noms? I know you hate it, but its good.
That doesn't sound like the kinda shit Mel would let by.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:31:29 CDT

.
HE KISSES HER FUCKING DILDO!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:31:47 CDT

....
Payback is fucking awesome
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:32:13 CDT

He fucking punches a girl in the head? How can you not respect that?
Payback DC makes up for the theatrical release though.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:32:42 CDT

Way better.
You think Mel banged
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:32:59 CDT

Britney Spears that night they went out to dinner?
Nevermind...fuck you.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:34:43 CDT

For some reason I was thinking of Ransom, because it looks more like a baby between Conspiracy and Ransom. And Ransom is Ron Howard, which automatically makes it shit on a rolling bubble...
Naaawww....Payback is okay. Not great. Overrated. But its fine. Haven't seen Brian's version.
If Mel actually kisses her dildo.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:35:00 CDT

I will fucking stand up in the theater and yell FILM OF THE YEAR!
No bullshit. My wife will record this on her phone and I will post it as a review.
There. You now have it in writing.
No. Mel is one of those fatherly....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:35:13 CDT

..."I'm trying to help everyone" kind of people....
with his penis.
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:36:20 CDT
Ransom
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:36:50 CDT

Is a remake as well.
"You got a light?"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:36:59 CDT

"No"
"Then what good are you?"BOOOOM!!!!
That shit surprised me the first time I saw it.
Payback directors cut
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:37:17 CDT

Sucked, and Mel knew it. Except I think thats the one that had the head punching.
Seeing JC talk about how Mel
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:38:01 CDT

Talked to him about the Passion movie is worth going to a church to see him talk. I think he thinks Mel is the devil.
Ron Howard's films are pretty bland, aren't they?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:38:44 CDT

Kinda like if Spielberg just didn't give a fuck anymore and went on autopilot. That's what it'd look like.
I mean you got JC
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:38:53 CDT

Doing Mel Gibson impressinations on stage in front of a room full of idiots. Idiots that never saw Outlander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah-- no signature, no style....no nothing in Ron Howard.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:40:31 CDT

...how can you take something as weird and imaginative looking as Whoville and make it feel formulaic and drab? Really fucking weird.
The only film of his I've ever really liked is Far and Away.
It seemed like JC didn't like Mel?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:41:01 CDT

.....
I think Ransome
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:41:29 CDT

Is my favorite Ron Howard film. But I also recently found out he directed it. Anyone seen Grand Theft Auto?
Martin Campbell directed the original Edge of Darkness BBC series?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:41:58 CDT

....as well as the new film? Killer.
Maybe it wasn't that he didn't like him
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:42:16 CDT

But more of he was afraid of him. He made it seem like he was the only religious person on that set.
its weird they call it a series....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:42:59 CDT

....its a mini-series I guess. The whole thing is 5 hours....I heard about 2 hours is dildo kissing.
On the subject of Mel. Mad Max 4 without him? No problem.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:43:04 CDT

Watching that video of George Miller I'm convinced we're gonna get a motherfucker of a good film, Mel or not.
So why would he be afraid of him?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:43:43 CDT

You mean JC was the only religious person or Mel?
Mad Max 4
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:44:23 CDT

Will never happen. I think Miller just REALLY doesn't want to make Happy Feet 2.
That talk of Hurt Locker guy is horrid....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:44:26 CDT

.....even if you like that guy, I dont see how anyone can get behind that.
Do you watch any Canadian shows Stunt?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:44:58 CDT

Or is most of your shit American?
I have Grand Theft Auto. And Eat My Dust.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:46:53 CDT

I don't think it'll be the Hurt Locker guy. I'm hoping Bana, but I'd guess they'll play it safe and get fucking Worthington. That Bronson guy is in the running too.
Oh yeah
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:48:30 CDT

Thats my 10th pick for best movie. I like Reemdog. I can buy his outlaw schtick. I could buy Theorin as well. Though she's gotta be taller then him by 3 feet.
Also anyone see the directors cut of Raindeer games?
We have canadian shows. Fucking horrid the lot of 'em.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:49:18 CDT

We get all the U.S. Networks.But I really don't watch much television other than the Discovery Channel.
Fuck Worthington.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:49:46 CDT

Jesus Christ....how the fuck is he casting his spell on the whole world? He gets booked for Terminator, Avatar, and Clash pretty much unproven, he is an absolute talentless fucking bore. Did you hear his delivery in the Avatar trailer? 'This is....our....land!' What the fuck? It doesn't even look like he can move his fucking face, he can just wince his eyes slightly different to demonstrate a change in mood. Fuck that douchebag. He thinks leading man = dead cinder block = tough. No one told him you also have to have a tad bit of personality to be memorable.
BANA = MAX.....its the only way.
Koutch it's greenlit. It's happening.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:50:28 CDT

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=29238
Fuck all those guys
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:50:29 CDT

Bana sucks balls, Worthington is a rere, Bronson guy won't do it. I say Reamer with Mads Mikkelsen as the bad guy. Or Ian McShane as the bad guy or crazy side kick. Either way Ian McShane has to be in it.
Koutch it's greenlit. It's happening.
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:52:05 CDT

WOW so was Avengers. Shit with Aussie directors I will not buy until I see a fucking teaser trailer. Until then its never happening. Martin Freeman was supposidly making the Birds for the longest time. Was in the middle of making Green Latern...then where the fuck did this Mel movie come from?
In reality Bana could tear the face off any of those motherfuckers......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:52:30 CDT

.....and of course Ian McShane couldn't turn it down. jesus christ, what the fuck else is he gonna do, rehearse for Hot Rod 2 or prep another failed big budget NBC drama?
Mad Max 3 has been happening since
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:53:16 CDT

Fucking forever......a couple of never ending stories and some Happy Feet latter I'm suppose to buy THIS TIME ITS HAPPENING.
I bet by the end Paul Anderson ends up making it.
Martin Campbell is doing Lantern with Ryan Reynolds.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:53:29 CDT

They are shooting in Louisiana....they finally realized its time to say fuck Australia.
Fuck put Paul Anderson's name on a movie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:53:41 CDT

And I know that shit is coming out....save for Castlevania.
Charlize Theron may be in it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:54:02 CDT

It'll be the first time I jack off to a Mad Max film. I almost did to Tina Turner, but that shirtless oily chud with the sax kept popping into frame.
Thats kinda true....he does get the job done.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:54:48 CDT

He's not another Aronofsky or Ratner or even Del Toro....guys with 30 things in development you'll never see.
Fuck Bana
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:54:53 CDT

Put his ass in more comedies. The dude jumped the comedian to drama boat before telling us he was a comedian. Thats why his fucking acting is sub par half the time.
Death Race was my favorite surprise of 2008.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:55:16 CDT

.
I don't get why you're fixated on how someone started.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:56:06 CDT

...obviously he doesn't want to do more comedy. What if he came out and said he fucking despises comedy? Its like saying what the fuck is Mel doing acting? He should be back building fucking brick walls....thats where the cunt started.
I know tell me the next movie David Fincher is going to do
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:56:34 CDT

Then Zodiac or Benjiman Button comes out of NO WHERE. Seriously when I saw those trailers for the first time I was like?????? Wasn't he doing (list whatever movie has yet to been made here)?
Harrison Ford for MAD MAX
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:56:46 CDT

....
Ridley Scott is the fucking king of projects he'll never fucking touch.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:57:45 CDT

....'yeah yeah mate, just put me name on eeeeet.'
With Bana
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:57:56 CDT

Its because of a Leno interview (or Conan?) for that movie where he was King Henry. He was like, yeah I'm really a comedian mate. I started doing stand up, but if you Yanks keep putting me in Dramas I'll take it.
Before Chopper
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:58:24 CDT

All he did were like two TV shows "Eric?" and he wrote them.
Fincher needs to atone for Button.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:58:32 CDT

Actualy he doesn't. I hated it, but I'll pay to see any Fincher film.
I love Bana.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:58:57 CDT

If he wants to do comedy, I'm with him-- if he wants a Thai massage, I'm there.....
I like Bana to
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 16:59:51 CDT

I want him to do better. He deserves better. Fuck Munich. Movie sucked balls. I'm out.
I'm just whatever with Fincher.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 17:00:47 CDT

Alien 3 is my favorite of the franchise, and The Game is his strongest film, IMO-- but other than that.....hhhhhmmmmm. I just don't really get the impact he has on some.
Se7en was the bomb
Koutchboom says:

Mon 26 Oct 2009 21:36:48 CDT

And so was Fight Club. I am Danny's hatred for that movie.
Koutch good call on Mads...
ScottinDC says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 06:57:06 CDT

Mikkelsen is one of the most interesting actors out there (watch his Danish films some time....Pusher and Pusher 2 are fucking amazing - not to be confused with the fag horrid movie in the US; these are brutal Copenhagen crime movies). He was about the only watchable part of King Arthur and made an interesting Bond villain. Luckily, he's also playing Draco in Clash of the Titans so at least he'll be doing something interesting while Sam Worthington bores me to fucking death.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 07:37:12 CDT

I have now seen both D9 and Paranormal. Liked 'em both a lot. I don't think Paranormal is the second coming of Christ, but it's still pretty good. Kinda like Open Water meets John Carpenter's Halloween. A return to simplicity. Less-is-more.
Paranormal Activity Ending
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 09:47:12 CDT

The original ending was changed at the suggestion of Steven Spielberg.
Pusher
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 09:47:38 CDT

Been dying to see, all three are on instant viewing on Netflixs. Justt been too busy with the DVR.
Good morning....and bullshit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 09:49:59 CDT

I dont believe one fucking story adding to the mythology of The Berg. I don't believe that shit that he couldn't get through it, or put it in a fucking bag when he returned it or any of that. I doubt he even saw it. Yeah, and he just walked right on Universal's lot and setup an office, right? FUCK YOU SPIELBERG.
I heard Berg
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:08:13 CDT

Was originally just going to buy the rights and make a big budget version of it.
WHOA William Peter Blatty
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:09:03 CDT

Directed the 3rd Exorcist? Didn't know that.
That seems weird after Poltergeist.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:09:30 CDT

.....thats like he considered buying the rights for Open Water and making a big budget film off that.
HHHHHHHHHHHahahahaah EX3
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:09:37 CDT

Favorite film of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. I wonder if there is a list of those somewhere?
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:10:50 CDT

I really want to see this. I wonder why its so bad?
I heard Berg bought the rights to Outlander
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:14:32 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
Its not bad....its just really abstract and slow moving....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:14:58 CDT

...
I heard Berg bought the rights to Where the Wild Things Are
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:16:04 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Transformers
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:16:23 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it. AND HE DID!
I heard Berg bought the rights to Hoop Dreams
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:16:52 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Star Wars
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:17:18 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Watchmen
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:17:37 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Deep Throat
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:17:53 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Avatar
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:18:05 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it
I think with EX2....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:18:41 CDT

....it takes away the mystique of being possessed by a demon and battling Satan and all that.....it explains everything in great detail-- why the demon chooses who he does, more backstory in Africa I think.....it just lays it all out and sorta gives it the midichlorian treatment. And its not scary, its just kinda unsettling. I'd like to see it again too-- its been a looooooooong time.
I heard Berg bought the rights to Synecdoche, New York
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:18:48 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it
I heard Berg bought the rights to A Trip to the Moon
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:22:22 CDT

And was initally just going to make a big budget version of it
They always show it on AMC
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:24:00 CDT

But I fucking hate that channel and I heard that Berg had bought the rights to it and was initially going to make a big budget version of it.
Damnit I knew initially was spelled wrong.
exorcist 2?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:24:59 CDT

yes please.
http://tinyurl.com/yhwb7fh
I heard Berg bought the rights to Shutter Island
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:25:07 CDT

And was tnitially just going to make a big budget version of it
I heard Berg bought the rights to A Goofy Movie
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:25:30 CDT

And was tnitially just going to make a big budget version of it
I love how Exorcist 3 wasn't even a fucking Exorcist movie.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:28:27 CDT

...until the studio demanded it, after the fucking thing was shot.
hahaha
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:30:38 CDT

Blatty completed principal photography of the film on time, and only slightly over budget. However, four months later, Morgan Creek informed Blatty that a new ending had to be shot. Blatty said that “James Robinson, the owner of the company, his secretary had insisted to him that this has nothing to do with The Exorcist. There had to be an exorcism.”[4] 20th Century Fox ponied up an additional $4-million in post-production - to film an effects-laden exorcism sequence featuring Nicol Williamson as Father Morning, a character added just for the new climax, which differs from that of the book, and Blatty had to make the best of it in the narrative while racing to complete the film.
An upcoming book titled The Evolution Of William Peter Blatty's The Exorcist III: From Concept To Novel To Screen by author Erik K. Myers
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:34:07 CDT

will reveal the whole story behind the film's development, and publish never-before-seen images, the original script, studio notes, various drafts of the story as it has evolved, and interviews with Blatty, Brad Dourif, Mark Kermode, John Carpenter, and many others associated with the film. [3] Myers in an interview said that The Exorcist III "has sort of turned into horror genre’s equivalent to Orson Welles' The Magnificent Ambersons, in that it was originally a very classy film that the studio hacked apart and turned into a commercial piece [...] I'm basically trying to chronicle how a film can get away from the auteur and be transformed into a purely commercial product." [15]
Why does Roland Emmerich like retards to much?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:38:31 CDT

2012
http://tinyurl.com/yjmnl95
10,000 B.C.
http://tinyurl.com/yzkq8bg
The Day After Tomorrow
http://tinyurl.com/ylrhpoh
The Patroit
http://tinyurl.com/yhh2eop
Godzilla
http://tinyurl.com/yhbym4c
ID4
http://tinyurl.com/zo8yx
Stargate
http://tinyurl.com/yg9mc62
Universal Soldier
http://tinyurl.com/q63g
Even his friends
http://tinyurl.com/yko7wpn
all those pictures...and not one shot of cleavage?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:47:11 CDT

fuck
Roland like Retards so much
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:52:27 CDT

Because they bow down to him!
http://tinyurl.com/ygblttp
In researching that awesome post
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:54:52 CDT

I came across this picture:
http://tinyurl.com/ygblttp
I used to feel bad for Heath, then I realized that he had a fucking awesome life. I hope he Hollow Manned her!
Then again he did have his low points:
http://tinyurl.com/yfv3vy6
Michelle Williams is fucking FINE!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:56:53 CDT

.....god damn. It burns. A 3 way with her and Ashley Tisdale....FUCK!!!
Exorcist 3 is fucking awesome!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 10:59:08 CDT

Blatty's got a directors hand. That hand needs constant cunt.
My birthday is coming up soon....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:02:20 CDT

....this is how my last one ended up.
http://tinyurl.com/yjnwrwu
I've never seen 3 but a lot of people round these parts like it.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:02:57 CDT

....I remember that twisted fuck Chittychittygangbang used to rave about it. Where the fuck is he?
lets see what happens if we get over 1,000 posts.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:04:44 CDT

....maybe the site will explode.
who the fuck finds Kate Hudson attractive?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:20:09 CDT

That bitch looks like she's 50 with botox head.
Whatever you like Michelle Williams
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:21:13 CDT

Girl looks like she'd fucking complain while your banging her. Make you want to mix and match your meds.
Kate at least would be spunky.
Kate and Kristin Bell
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:22:09 CDT

Kind of have little boy/girl bodies, that goes a long way with a lot of dudes.
Michelle does look like a downer....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:22:39 CDT

....and ordinarily I got for the fun personality like you, but nothing about Kate looks fun. She looks like a mean, controlling cunt.....and she easily looks twice her own age. What the fuck is up with her face?
http://www.popsugar.com/5858570?page=0,0,4
you compare Kate and Veronica Mars?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:25:09 CDT

Awwww fuck. Your weird comparisons are too much. Too much!!
So she
http://www.popsugar.com/5858570?page=0,0,4 looks like her
http://www.popsugar.com/5858570?page=0,0,4
....to you?
awwwwww I posted it twice....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:27:56 CDT

...that post is all fucked up. Nevermind.
I was talking about BODY
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:29:48 CDT

Not face. Though I really see nothing wrong with kate's face in those pictures besides the fact that she may be a little backed up.
Kate now seems like a controlling bitch
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:30:22 CDT

But I bet 5 years ago, she partied. Probably took on all cummers.
She's nasty looking.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:32:29 CDT

looks like she has major botox or fillers, a brow lift too I'd wager.
Here
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:32:43 CDT

Bell:
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/kristen-bell-shape-top.jpg
Hudson:
http://www.howcelebsdiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kate-hudson-thinking-of-ha.jpg
Hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:34:18 CDT

I was going to say there's an age difference but they are only a year apart. 79 Hudson, 80 Bell.
Yeah-- I kinda get that....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:34:18 CDT

....though the face destroys her. Kate Hudson looks like that old goblin in Labyrinth that piles all the trash on her back.
Plus if you get with Kate
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:35:39 CDT

You've got the coolest father in law in the world! I'd do it just for that.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/kurtNKS2307_468x450.jpg
And I'd bet that he'd probably let you take his
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:36:24 CDT

Wife for a ride. JUST ONCE. And he wouldn't hold it against you.
Yeah-- Kate looks like fucking shit for barely 30.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:36:48 CDT

.....about 2 more years and she's here!
http://tinyurl.com/yjd2kzr
Kurt probably hates that greedy little bitch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:37:28 CDT

.....
He says 'She ain't ma kin'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:37:40 CDT

..
I bet if you are having relationship issues
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:40:27 CDT

You could talk to him about it. He'd take you into his study you'd watch The Thing for the 50th time. He'd let you drink his best bottle of Brandy with him. Then he'd put his arm around you and go, "It's ok to hit her. Just don't leave marks."
She is fucking horrible on my eyes.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:41:52 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yjo6hyx
Looks like her pussy stinks....bad.
I bet its hairy!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:42:31 CDT
I'd rather fuck Owen.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:42:44 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhhfk5p
As Brick Top would say "WHAT AN 'ORRIBLE CUNT."
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:45:12 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yfp5m9n
Wasn't she the cunt that nearly killed Owen?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 11:48:57 CDT

I fucking hate her soul, and the goblin egg sac cunt that bore her from its filth...
http://tinyurl.com/yz6t356
You checked out werewolves on the moon yet?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:01:47 CDT
Yes.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:05:52 CDT

..
I don't understand
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:10:41 CDT

How people are mad that in PA they use the actors names? Really what does it fucking matter? They weren't famous, so it shouldn't be until afterward that you realized that, so how can it bother you while seeing it?
Because its more desperate gimmickry......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:13:31 CDT

No audience likes to be treated like they're fucking stupid. That age old "Lets use their real first names" gag is lame and shows a certain classless gimmicky approach. Of course-- no one is fucking stupid enough to think 'Holy shit...those are their real names! This is real!' which is further reason not to fucking do it. Its just stupid.
Johnathon Schaech is in Quarantine?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:15:46 CDT

Get outta here!
Yeah but when you don't know its their real names???
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:17:39 CDT

How do you know?
Well yeah...the people who know nothing will enjoy it the most being blind.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:18:45 CDT

....that goes for pretty much anything.
I'm just saying
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:22:00 CDT

I found out afterward, and it still doesn't bother me. They did it for Blair Which?
The Blair Witch thing is different....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:23:44 CDT

....there were a ton of people that really believed that shit was real even after seeing it in the theater. And they used first and last names, maybe if anyone tried to look any of them up....and remember they didn't appear or do interviews or anything until long after? No one ever had a chance of believing Paranormal.
Well-- its not different -- its still a cheap gimmick....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:24:25 CDT

....but the motives behind it are different, I'm saying. The trick worked on a select few.....it just seems totally pointless with PA.
Yeah some people in the theater I saw it
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:25:08 CDT

Thought it was real. Going into it anyway.
Just seems like a think to gripe on about when in the end it doesn't matter. You weren't sitting there the whole movie going, GAH I can't believe they used their real names.
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:26:25 CDT

I'm trying to use this Wordpress thing, and its fucking weird. Like they just made up words for crap. Not a user friendly system.
Yeah-- that detail is not gonna ruin it for people's viewing experience....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:26:54 CDT

...it might just further the bad taste in their mouth after already not liking it.
I think it doesn't really matter
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:27:14 CDT

In PA. Their names could have been Assfuck 1 and Assfuck 2 and it probably would have come out the same.
What??
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:29:44 CDT

That would have made the Icelandic version of the burger the most expensive in the world, a title currently held jointly by Switzerland and Norway where it costs $5.75, according to The Economist magazine's 2009 Big Mac index.
Who's got the job running that? I want that job.
We saw a steep hit in the Big Mac Index today.
I think the reviews for Paranormal Activity should have just been
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:30:22 CDT

Worked/didn't work.
Other then that its kind of a stupid concept to discuss.
Stunt cock
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:32:00 CDT

You ever seen the movie My Winnipeg?
Thats the problem with a movie like this....what I was saying....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:32:21 CDT

...it can so easily be destroyed in discussion. And thats why in a year people will be ashamed to have seen it in the theater.
the only thing that would have kept it alive....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:33:26 CDT

...your idea-- full on hardcore avant garde slamming fuck close ups...
Good Paranormal review.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:34:52 CDT

he R rating comes from language, but there’s no gore, killings or other such “typical” horror features. But what the fuck – Katie has such awesome tits, yet we never get to see them – that’s fucked. The film was successful at freaking you out, with nearly every scare coming from an expected scene, which (to me) is even more impressive than forced screams with shit popping out of nowhere. If you have a vagina, you will be clinging to your armrests and / or boy toy, which makes it a good date movie.
http://tinyurl.com/ygowx9z
Naw I don't think so
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:34:59 CDT

Its not like Blair Which. More people are liking it then hating it. I think once Blair Which went big, more people hated it then liked it. Plus the only movie I will have been ashamed to have seen in theaters even though it was free, Year One.
Really I think it comes down to two people in the world, those who have seen Year One and are able to appreciate any movie that TRIES. That JUST TRIES!
And then their are the people in the world that haven't seen Year One and truely DON'T know what shit on celluloid is, so they find flaws just because their eyes are closed and their minds are turned off to what real bad is.
What the fuck Stunt Cock
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:36:29 CDT

Someone calls your name and you come running? Do I get a wish now are something?
Koutch, I'm going to be watching that in the next few days.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:36:49 CDT

I've met Maddin a few times over the years. His films aren't really my taste but you've got to respect the vision he has. His shit is impossible to catagorise.
John Cleese (70)
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:37:56 CDT

Happy Birthday John. I once met you in a Planet Hollywood. Proof that stars DO eat there.
SWEET!!! FUCK FANTASTIC MR. FOX!!!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:39:40 CDT

Here is some stop motion I can get behind. This guy is awesome. His films are sad as hell too.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978762/
I don't remember any Blair Witch negativity until years later......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:39:59 CDT

....people were raving about that fucking thing for months. The response with people at work and friends for PA has already gone from awesome to lukewarm....and you can feel the mighty backlash ready to mount its assault.
And its got Eric Bana
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:40:04 CDT

So Danny should be happy.
AHHHHHH FUCK! MUST HAVE ONE!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:40:29 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/knpjn5
Is that more of that digital stop motion that doesn't look like stop motion?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:40:50 CDT

....
PA question...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:41:43 CDT

....the guy really just goes out and buys that kind of equipment to setup the camera for the paranormal shit? That massive fucking rig he shows in the trailer in the mirror? Who the fuck would drop 5 grand on some shit just like that?
I lived not in America
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:42:01 CDT

So maybe my Blair Which dar was off. But by the time it got to Italy on DVD, everyone said it sucked.
See now I have to base everything on people in my office and everyone here still wants to see Paranormal Activity.
Blair With seemed to last half a fucking year....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:43:13 CDT

...it got annoying everywhere I fucking went, the movies, party, the mall, whatever.....you would pass people talking about it 'And then...he's just in the corner standing there!! HOLY SHIT!!' It got old.
My only REAL problem with Blair Witch was Heather's GIANT ASS!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:43:48 CDT

It's even bigger than I like. THAT'S BIG!
I would buy that camera actually.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:44:37 CDT

I do stupid shit like that all the time.
stop motion
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:45:25 CDT

I don't know about that new movie, but You tube some of that guys old work and it looks like clay.
Did you see the comments on that review Mike posted?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:45:54 CDT

WTF!! Best scary film ever, how about most boring movie ever! I dont really watch scary movies and it didnt do a thing for me. The reason that I do not watch scary movies is because of movies like this that have nothing to give, if it says scary it should be scary. Everyone in the movie theater is just a bunch of wimps, how can you get scared with this bs, grow some balls. Great actress yes! but that is it. That is the only nice thing I can say about this movie.
Seriously, this movie was boring as shit. If they know that taping was pissing off the demonic spirit, then why the hell did they keep on taping!!!!!
Got all worked up over nothing… laughed more than I jumped. The Hype marketing on this movie was brilliant..sucked me in. Can say, they did some good acting and made a vidio for $ 11,000.00.
You sir, are correct. Katie has the most perfect tits. You just wanna squeeze them and play with them for hours. Film disappointed, for no tits.
Probably the most boring,dull movie of all time,watching paint dry is more entertaining,and the acting….these two should work in a timber yard they were so wooden. Ahh yes “hype” the greatest seller in the world,Well ladies and Gents don’t waste your money to watch this shite,No wonder it took so long to be released no distributer wanted to touch this pile of dog dogs eggs.
I WAS DISAPPOINTED!!! this movie sucked! everyone talks about it like its good and i went to watch it cuz i seen people’s opinion off the movie and some guy was like i had to walk out half way thru cuz it was scary! IT SUCKED!! I dont think he watched the same movie lol! waste of 10 dollars!
the movie was actually amazing. so low budget, but scares the shit out of you. i loved it. everyone in the theater was screaming, and i was crying by the end i was so scared. i would definetly recomend it.
Boring. B-O-R-I-N-G! And I am usually freaked out a scarry movies. My boyfriend almost dozed off mid-way thru. Too much down-time between the mildly ‘ohh what was that’ moments. Ugh! HUGE waste of $11.00 x 2.
Well, I finally saw that Christmas Carol trailer.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:46:19 CDT

Pure shitty ass.
Well Danny you see
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:47:42 CDT

Micah actually had a deal with BBC, that stated if he could prove without a doubt that if ghost/demons were in his house they would give him a show. There is a bunch of back and forth between him and the BBC about if the footage he is showing them is real or not. The camera is on loan from the BBC so they don't think the footage is real and wanted to take the camera back, until the scene with the white powder. Then they told him to film everything no matter what and he'll get his deal.
See you had to read the comic to get all that.
that buying the camera like that is a little fucking ridiculous.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:47:43 CDT

...I wonder how many people that bothers. Its just little shit like that, that hacks away at the illusion of these people being real. Why not just make it a small semi prosumer 900 cam instead? They could have dropped the quality a tad bit to justify it. Come on....28 Days Later looked fine on a fucking XL1.
Yeah fuck Christmas Carol.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:49:13 CDT

...Jesus that looks fucking horrible.....45 seconds of Jim bouncing around on a fucking ice spike? Ohhhh I get it! Its supposed to be funny!
Also Danny back when Blair Which came out
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:49:26 CDT

Blogging wasn't even a word.
And who gets on the internet to
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:49:50 CDT

Give positive feedback? At least in the areas we troll?
Why did they have to put that giant fucking shotgun boom on the cam?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:49:51 CDT

To make it look even bigger and less believable?
I had a deal with Vivid.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:50:17 CDT

Like myself, they wanted to see her lucious, frightend cans.
Epic failure.
People getting on the internet to give positive feedback?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:50:33 CDT

Read the comments on almost every page for District 9.
You still haven't seen it?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:50:37 CDT

Just go see it, you know you want to.
His occupation in the film is a day trader.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:52:07 CDT

Too much money, not enough brains.
Yeah I think D9 was catering to a different crowd
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:53:00 CDT

Horrow movies are aimed at teenage girls. Non of them saw D9.
I think most nerds hate horror movies because they all think they are so smart in so right in everything they do that the stupidness needed to enjoy a horror film goes over their head.
I gotta see Wild Things for a 3rd time this weekend....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:53:01 CDT

...and then probably Fourth Kind, and then probably 2012 and/or Pirate Radio. I'm all booked.
horror
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:53:15 CDT
oh and then Bad Lieutenant.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:54:30 CDT

November is packed!
Wild Things for a 3rd time?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:55:32 CDT

Danny Glovers Dickblood are you sitting in a wheelchair right now? On your third lunch? Is your hair turning red? Its like an American Redbeard in LA transformation.
Fourth Kind is fucked
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:56:36 CDT

There is going to be too much Paranormal Activity comparison. Sure they are different, but you think the nation that rallied behind Transformers 2 is going to figure that out? Why do you think GI Joe did so bad?
There are only a few movies I've ever seen....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:56:39 CDT

...that deserve multiple viewings on the big screen. This is one of them. The second time was a much better/different experience, more kids too....and I promised my dear mother I'd take her this weekend sometime.
Hahahaha I forgot
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:57:20 CDT

You still live with you mom.
FUCK! Your!. fucking shit balls
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:57:36 CDT
I agree....I don't think it will do well....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:57:37 CDT

...not because of Paranormal really-- I don't think it ever had a chance to do well. But it looks much more interesting to me. And I can give a fuck if I'm the only one there....
Yeah its just me and my mom in a tree-house...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:58:13 CDT

....
Yeah it looked fucked from Day one
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:58:20 CDT

But now its double fucked.
Well I've got to go purchase
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:59:10 CDT

Mutmath tickets. And eat my shitty lunch.
Oh yeah
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:59:22 CDT

How To Be A Serial Killer....sucks balls.
Dude Danny!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:00:19 CDT

Watch that fucking trailer for that stop motion film. NOW!
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi784205081/
that looks really good.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:06:38 CDT

Love that desaturated old looking style....awesome detail in their faces and those city shots. Cool fucking shit. That looks so much better than Sellick's work. And it actually looks to be a good story. Eric fucking Bana? Damn.
Plus his films
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:07:31 CDT

Are not feel good hits. They are downers
Harvie Krumpet looks cool too....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:08:16 CDT

...full 22 min short.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyVS6HOFeo
His photography itself is very nice.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:10:12 CDT

....usually stop motion photography seems to exist soley to display the character, but this guy looks like he actually sets up the aesthetic shot first, and adds characters in that frame.
Is there some reason they could'nt film this with real people?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 13:17:35 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yz6yfp2
It is real people
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:04:20 CDT

Its like Cashern. OHHH those crazy Irish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpUWsMzwpAA
THIS HAS TO HAS TO BE THE NEXT DVD CHAT!!!!!!!!!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:05:50 CDT

http://www.ign.com/actionunleashed/hardwired.html
Jeff Beck's 22 year old Bassist. BASS TIT!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:19:32 CDT

http://gutocapucho.zip.net/images/tal.jpg
Yeah-- its shot with the Red. Those are real people.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:21:02 CDT

....its just made to intentionally look like shit.
Mothefucker....is Val ever not working?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:22:08 CDT

Jesus.
Lieberman says he will join GOP in healthcare fillibuster?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:43:35 CDT

You motherfucking snake. If its not a bill for the preservation of Israel, you're not interested? FUCKING DIE.
Why does Val have to work so much?
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:55:47 CDT

I mean did he blow all that Dr. Moreau money? Even Marlon Brando called him a prick about that movie.
Val is a God Damn institutation.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 14:58:35 CDT

Probably my favorite actor of all time.
Whoa...I just found out Peter Boyle fucking died?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:00:35 CDT

.....
I can't tell if Cuba is looking
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:00:50 CDT

Younger or older? He kind of just looks like a cartoon of himself or something????
http://tinyurl.com/yhucubv
That joke would've been better had I been able to find a better Wild And Crazy Kids picture.
Omar...good man.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:01:45 CDT

...
Did Winehouse
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:01:51 CDT

Get a boob job???
Fuck yeah. I was just gonna post something.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:06:06 CDT

.....amazing. She's coming back!
YEEEEEES!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygbqtkt
she has nice nipples....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:07:19 CDT

...uncensorsed.
http://tinyurl.com/yjnzplp
Good she got the memo
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:08:59 CDT

British girls need to eat! Time for more spotted dick love?
I mean this is what they call a hamburger over there
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:11:21 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yj2zxsw
Awesome book. Awesome Val interview. The guy is nuts(in a good way).
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:16:28 CDT

Crazy Things Seem Normal . . . Normal Things Seem Crazy
Val Kilmer is an L. A. kid who now owns bison. He's a Christian Scientist and a collector of reference books. He's Cindy Crawford's ex and Bob Dylan's pal. He has portrayed Jim Morrison, Willem de Kooning, John Holmes, and Batman. Is he the most advanced actor of our time?
By Chuck Klosterman
"I just like looking at them," Val Kilmer tells me as we stare at his two bison. "I liked looking at them when I was a kid, and I like looking at them now." The buffalo are behind a fence, twenty-five feet away. A fifteen-hundred-pound bull stares back at us, bored and tired. He stomps his right hoof, turns 180 degrees, and defecates in our general direction. "Obviously, we are not seeing these particular buffalo at their most noble of moments," Kil-mer says, "but I still like looking at them. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm part Cherokee. There was such a relationship between the buffalo and the American Indian--the Indians would eat them, live inside their pelts, use every part of the body. There was almost no separation between the people and the animals."
Val Kilmer tells me he used to own a dozen buffalo, but now he's down to a pair. He says he named one of these remaining ungulates James Brown because it likes to spin around in circles and looks like the kind of beast who might beat up his wife. I have been talking to Kilmer for approximately three minutes; it's 5:20 P.M. on April Fool's Day.
Twenty-four hours ago, I was preparing to fly to Los Angeles to conduct this interview; this was because Val was supposedly leaving for Switzerland (for four months) on April 3. Late last night, these plans changed entirely. Suddenly, Val was not going to be in L. A. Instead I was instructed to fly to New Mexico, where someone would pick me up at the Albuquerque airport and drive me to Kilmer's six-thousand-acre ranch. However, when I arrived in Albuquerque this afternoon, the plans changed again. I was now told to rent a car and drive to the ranch myself. Curiously, the ranch is not outside Albuquerque (which I assumed would be the case, particularly since Val himself suggested I fly into the Albuquerque airport). It is actually outside Santa Fe, which is seventy-three miles away.
The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is mildly Zen; there are road signs that say, GUSTY WINDS MAY EXIST. This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice. When I arrive in New Mexico's capital city, I discover that Kilmer's ranch is still another thirty minutes away, and the directions on how to get there are a little confusing; it takes me forty-five minutes before I find the gate to his property. The gate is closed. There is no one around for miles, the sky is huge, and my cell phone no longer works. This, I suppose, is where the buffalo roam (and where roaming rates apply). I locate an intercom phone outside the gate, but most of the numbers don't work. When an anonymous male voice finally responds to my desperate pleas for service, it is mechanical and terse: "Who are you meeting? What is this regarding?" I tell him I am a reporter, and that I am here to see Val Kilmer, and that Mr. Kilmer knows I am coming. There is a pause, and then he says, "Someone will meet you at the bridge!" The gate swings open and I drive through. I expect the residence to be near the entrance, but it is not; I drive at least two miles on a gravel road. Eventually, I cross a wooden bridge and park the vehicle. I see a man driving toward me on a camouflaged ATV four-wheeler, and the man looks like a cross between Jeff Bridges and Thomas Haden Church, which means that this is the man I am looking for. He parks next to my rental car; I roll down the window. He is smiling, and his teeth are huge. I find myself staring at them.
"Welcome to the West," the teeth say. "I'm Val Kilmer. Would you like to see the buffalo?"
"I've never been that comfortable talking about myself, or about acting," the forty-five-year-old Kilmer says. It's 7:00 P.M. We are now sitting in his lodge, which is more rustic than I anticipated. We are surrounded by unfinished wood and books about trout fishing, and an African kudu head hangs on the wall. There seem to be a lot of hoofed animals on this ranch, and many of them are dead. Kilmer's friendly ranch hand (a fortyish woman named Pam Sawyer) has just given me a plateful of Mexican food I don't really want, so Val is eating it for me. He is explaining why he almost never gives interviews.
"For quite a while, I thought that it didn't really matter if I defended myself [to journalists]. A lot of things kind of snowballed when I didn't refute them. And I mainly didn't do interviews because they're hard. When you're young, you're always concerned about how you're being seen and how you're being criticized."
I have not come to New Mexico to criticize Val Kilmer. However, he seems almost disturbingly certain of this fact. Last year, I wrote a column in which I described Kilmer as being "advanced." What this means is that I find Kilmer's persona interesting, and that I think he makes choices other actors would never consider, and that he is probably my favorite working actor. This is all true. However, Kilmer took this column to mean that I am his biggest fan on the planet and that he can trust me entirely. From the moment we look at his buffalo, he is completely relaxed and cooperative; he immediately introduces me to his children, Mercedes (age thirteen) and Jack (age ten). Val shares custody with their British mother (Joanne Whalley, Kilmer's costar from Willow) in Los Angeles, but the kids spend a great chunk of time on this ranch. They love it here, despite the fact that it doesn't have a decent television. Along with the bison, the farmstead includes horses, a dog, two cats, and (as of this afternoon) five baby chickens, one of which will disappear before the night is over. (Both cats are suspects.) The Kilmer clan is animal crazy; the house smells like a veterinarian's office. Jack is predominantly consumed with the chicks in the kitchen and the trampoline in the backyard. Mercedes is an artist and a John Lennon fan; she seems a little too smart to be thirteen. When I ask her what her favorite Val Kilmer movie is, she says, "Oh, probably Batman Forever, but only because it seems like it was secretly made by Andrew Lloyd Webber."
For the first forty-five minutes of my visit, the five of us--Kilmer, his two kids, Pam the ranch hand, and me--occupy the main room of the house and try to make casual conversation, which is kind of like making small talk with friendly strangers in a wooden airport. Mercedes has a lot of questions about why Kilmer is "advanced," and Val mentions how much he enjoys repeating the word advanced over and over and over again. He tells me about an Afterschool Special he made in 1983 called One Too Many, in which he played a teenage alcoholic alongside Mare Winningham (his first girlfriend) and Michelle Pfeiffer (a woman he would later write poetry for). I mention that he seems to play a lot of drug-addled drunks, and he agrees that this is true. In fact, before I got here, I unconsciously assumed Val would be a drug-addled drunk during this interview, since every story I've ever heard about him implies that he's completely crazy; he supposedly burned a cameraman with a cigarette on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau. There are a few directors (most notably Joel Schumacher) who continue to paint him as the most egocentric, unreasonable human in Hollywood. As far as I can tell, this cannot possibly be accurate. If I had to describe Kilmer's personality in one word (and if I couldn't use the word advanced), I would have to employ the least incendiary of all modifiers: Val Kilmer is nice. The worst thing I could say about him is that he's kind of a name-dropper. Beyond that, he seems like an affable fellow with a good sense of humor, and he is totally not fucked up.
But he is weird.
He's weird in ways that are expected, and he's weird in ways that are not. I anticipated that he might seem a little odd when we talked about acting, mostly because a) Kilmer is a Method actor, and b) all Method actors are insane. However, I did not realize how much insanity this process truly required. That started to become clear when I asked him about The Doors and Wonderland, two movies in which Kilmer portrays acutely self-destructive drug addicts. Late in Wonderland, he wordlessly (and desperately) waits for someone to offer him cocaine in a manner that seems excruciatingly authentic. I ask if he ever went through a drug phase for real. He says no. He says he's never freebased cocaine in his life but that he understands the mind-set of addiction. The conversation evolves into a meditation on the emotional toll that acting takes on the artist. I ask him about the "toll" that he felt while making the 1993 western Tombstone. He starts talking about things that happened to Doc Holliday. I say, "No, no, you must have misunderstood me. I want to know about the toll it took on you." He says, "I know, I'm talking about those feelings." And this is the conversation that follows:
The rest of it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:16:45 CDT

Me: You mean you think you literally had the same experience as Doc Holliday?
Kilmer: Oh, sure. It's not like I believed that I shot somebody, but I absolutely know what it feels like to pull the trigger and take someone's life.
You understand how it feels to shoot someone as much as a person who has actually committed a murder?
I understand it more. It's an actor's job. A guy who's lived through the horror of Vietnam has not spent his life preparing his mind for it. He's some punk. Most guys were borderline criminal or poor, and that's why they got sent to Vietnam. It was all the poor, wretched kids who got beat up by their dads, guys who didn't get on the football team, couldn't finagle a scholarship. They didn't have the emotional equipment to handle that experience. But this is what an actor trains to do. I can more effectively represent that kid in Vietnam than a guy who was there.
I don't question that you can more effectively represent it, but that's not the same thing. If you were talking to someone who's in prison for murder and the guy said, "Man, it really fucks you up to kill another person," do you think you could reasonably say, "I completely know what you're talking about"?
Oh yeah. I'd know what he's talking about.
Let's say someone made a movie about you--Val Kilmer--and they cast Jude Law in the lead role. By your logic, wouldn't this mean that Jude Law--if he succeeded in the role--would therefore understand what it means to be Val Kilmer more than you do?
No, because I'm an actor. The people in those other circumstances don't have the self-knowledge.
Well, what if it were a movie about your young life, before you became an actor?
I guess I'd have to say yes.
Okay, so let's assume you had been given the lead role in The Passion of the Christ. Would you understand the feeling of being crucified as much as Jesus?
Well, I just played Moses [in a theatrical version of TheTen Commandments]. Of course.
So you understand the experience of being Moses? Maybe I'm just taking your words too literally.
No, I don't think so. That's what acting is.
I keep asking Kilmer if he is joking, and he swears he is not. However, claiming that he's not joking might be part of the joke. A few weeks later, I paraphrased the preceding conversation to Academy Award--winning conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone, the man who directed Kilmer in 1991's The Doors and 2004's Alexander. He did not find our exchange surprising. "This has always been the issue with Val," Stone said via cell phone as his son drove him around Los Angeles. "He speaks in a way that is propelled from deep inside, and he doesn't always realize how the things he says will sound to other people. But there is a carryover effect from acting. You can never really separate yourself from what you do, and Val is ultrasensitive to that process."
Stone says Kilmer has substantially matured over the years, noting that the death of Kilmer's father in 1993 had an immediate impact on his emotional flexibility. "We didn't have the greatest relationship when we made The Doors," he says. "I always thought he was a technically brilliant actor, but he was difficult. He can be moody. But when we did Alexander, Val was an absolute pleasure to work with. I think part of his problem with The Doors was that he just got sick of wearing leather pants every day."
Kilmer and his kids are playing with the cats. Because there are two of them (Ernest and Refrigerator), the living room takes on a Ghost and the Darkness motif. While they play with the felines, Val casually mentions he awoke that morning at 4:00 A.M. to work on a screenplay, then went back to bed at 6:00 A.M. I ask him about the movie he's writing.
"Well, it's a woman's story," he says cautiously. "It's about this woman who was just fighting to survive, and everything that happened to her."
I ask him if this is a real person; he says she is. "Her first husband died. Her own family took her son away from her. She marries a guy because he promises to get the son back, and then he doesn't. He's a dentist, and he won't even fix her teeth. She ends up divorcing him because he gets captured in the Civil War. She meets a homeopathic guy who's probably more of a mesmerist hypnotist. For the first time in her life, at forty-two years old, she's feeling good. But then she slips on the ice and breaks every bone in her body, and the doctor and the priest say she should be dead. But she has this experience while she's praying and she gets up. People literally thought they were seeing a ghost. And then she spent all this time trying to articulate what had happened to her. How was she healed? That's what the story is about: the rest of her life. Because she lived until she was ninety and became the most famous lady in the United States."
His vision for this film is amazingly clear, and he tells me the story with a controlled, measured intensity. I ask him the woman's name. He says, "Mary Baker Eddy. She died in 1910."
It is not until the next morning that I realize Mary Baker Eddy was the founder of Christian Science, and that Val Kilmer is a Christian Scientist.
"Well, I am trying to be," he says while we sit on his back porch and look at the bubbling blueness of the Pecos River. "It is quite a challenging faith."
There are many facets to Christian Science, but most people concern themselves with only one: Christian Scientists do not take medicine. They believe that healing does not come from internal processes or from the power of the human mind; they believe it comes from the Divine Mind. This belief becomes more complex when you consider the circumstances of the Kilmer family. The son of an engineer and a housewife, Val had two brothers. Over time, the family splintered. Val's parents divorced, and he remains estranged from his older brother over a business dispute that happened more than ten years ago. ("We have a much better relationship not speaking," Val says.) His younger brother, Wesley, died as a teenager; Wesley had an epileptic seizure in a swimming pool. (Val was seventeen at the time, about to go to school at Juilliard.) I ask him if his brother's epilepsy was untreated at the time of his death.
"Well, this is a complicated answer," he says. "He was treated periodically. There is a big misnomer with Christian Science. People used to say, 'Christian Science. Oh, you're the ones that don't believe in doctors,' which is not a true thing. It's just a different way of treating a malady. It could be mental, social, or physical. When Wesley was diagnosed, he was given medical treatment. When he was in school, they would stop the treatment. Then periodically, he would go back and forth between Christian Science and the medical treatment."
I ask him what seems like an obvious question: Isn't it possible that his brother's death happened when he wasn't being treated, and that this incident could have been avoided?
"Christian Science isn't responsible for my little brother's death," he says, and I am in no position to disagree.
His daughter walks past us. I ask Val if he would not allow her to take amoxicillin if she had a sore throat; he tells me that because he's divorced, he doesn't have complete control over that type of decision. But he says his first move in such a scenario would be to pray, because most illness comes from fear. We start talking about Scientology, which he has heard is "basically Christian Science without God." We begin discussing the definition of religion; Kilmer thinks an institution cannot be classified as a religion unless God is involved. When I argue that this is not necessarily the case, Val walks into the house and brings out the Oxford English Dictionary. The print in the OED is minuscule, so he begins scouring the pages like Sherlock Holmes. He pores over the tiny words with a magnifying glass that has an African boar's tusk as a handle. He finds the definition of religion, but the OED's answer is unsatisfactory. He decides to check Webster's Second Unabridged Dictionary, which he insists was the last dictionary created without an agenda. We spend the next fifteen minutes looking up various words, including monastic.
So this, I suppose, is an example of how Val Kilmer is weird in unexpected ways: He's a Christian Scientist, and he owns an inordinate number of reference books.
I ask Kilmer if he agrees that his life is weird. First he says no, but then he (kind of) says yes.
"I've probably made as much money as six hundred thousand or eight hundred thousand people in this state," he says. "It's a crazy thing to say, you know? I live on a ranch that's larger than Manhattan. That's a weird circumstance." Now, this is something of an exaggeration. Manhattan is 14,563 acres, which is more than twice as large as Val's semiarid homestead. But his point is still valid: He's got a big fucking backyard.
Kilmer's self-awareness with respect to his fame seems to partially derive from his familiarity with other famous people. During the two days we spend together, he mentions myriad celebrities he considers to be friends--Robert De Niro, Nelson Mandela, Steve-O. He tells me he dreams of making a comedy with Will Ferrell, whom he considers a genius. At one point, Kilmer does a flawless Marlon Brando impression, even adjusting the timbre of his voice to illustrate the subtle difference between the seventies Brando from Last Tango in Paris and the nineties Brando from Don Juan DeMarco. We talk about Kevin Spacey, and he says that Spacey is "proof that you can learn how to act. Because he was horrible when he first started, and now he's so good." We talk about the famous women he's dated. The last serious relationship he had was with Daryl Hannah, which ended a year ago. During the 1990s, he was involved with Cindy Crawford, so I ask him what it's like to sleep with one of the most famous women in the world. His short answer is that it's awesome. His long answer is that it's complicated.
"Cindy is phenomenally comfortable in the public scene," Kilmer says. "With a great deal of humor, she describes herself as being in advertising. She's an icon in it; we actually talked about her image in relation to the product. And I was uncomfortable with that. We got in a huge fight one night because of a hat she was wearing. The hat advertised a bar, and I had a certain point of view about the guy who owned the bar, and I was just being unreasonable. But I knew we were going to go to dinner and that we'd get photographed with this hat, and I was just hard to deal with. It was a really big deal."
This is the kind of exchange that makes talking to an established movie star so unorthodox. Kilmer remembers that his girlfriend wearing a certain hat was a big deal, but he doesn't think it was a big deal that the girlfriend was Cindy Crawford. Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy. He mentions that he is almost embarrassed by how clichÃ©d his life has become, despite the fact that the manifestation of clichÃ© includes buffalo ownership. However, there are certain parts of his life that even he knows are strange. This is most evident when--apropos of nothing--he starts talking about Bob Dylan.
"I am a friend of Bob's, as much as Bob has friends," Kilmer says. "Bob is a funny guy. He is the funniest man I know." Apparently, Dylan loved Tombstone so much that he decided to spend an afternoon hanging out in Val's hotel room, later inviting Kilmer into the recording studio with Eric Clapton and casting him in the film Masked and Anonymous. What he seems to admire most about Dylan is that--more than anything else--Bob Dylan never appears to care what anyone thinks of him. And that is something Val Kilmer still cares about (even though he'd argue otherwise).
"I never cultivated a personality," he says, which is something I am skeptical of, but something I cannot disprove. "Almost everyone who is really famous has cultivated a personality. I can safely say that no one who has ever won an Oscar didn't want to win an Oscar. I think that Bob Dylan would have loved to win a Grammy during all those years when he knew he was doing his best work. Advanced or not, he was certainly ahead of his time, and he was more worthy than whoever won. . . . Dylan was doing stuff that was so new that everyone hated it. Like when he started playing the electric guitar, for example. He toured for a year, and he was booed every night. Onstage, I could never take three performances in a row and be booed. I just don't think I'm that strong. But Dylan spent a year being booed. They were throwing bottles at him. And he still can't play it! Forty years later, he is still trying to play the electric guitar. I mean, he has a dedication to an ideal that I can't comprehend."
On the banks of the Pecos River, nothing is as it seems: Kevin Spacey was once a terrible actor, Bob Dylan remains a terrible guitar player, and Val Kilmer is affable and insecure. Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy. Gusty winds may exist.
Hows that shit for thread bloat?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:17:26 CDT

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I'd put Val
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:18:59 CDT

In the top ten actors of all time. HE is one of those guys that SHOULD get the love these days thats given to Eggers, Woody, RDJ and who ever I mentioned earlier. Paul Rudd?
Fantastic....thanks Stunt.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:45:54 CDT

Great article.
Which book was that in?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:48:21 CDT

I just read a review of this new one....EATING THE DINOSAUR, it sounds fucking awesome. I've never read any of this guy's shit...
Chuck Klosterman has chronicled rock music, film, and sports for almost fifteen years. He's covered extreme metal, extreme nostalgia, disposable art, disposable heroes, life on the road, life through the television, urban uncertainty and small-town weirdness. Through a variety of mediums and with a multitude of motives, he's written about everything he can think of (and a lot that he's forgotten). The world keeps accelerating, but the pop ideas keep coming.
In Eating the Dinosaur, Klosterman is more entertaining and incisive than ever. Whether he's dissecting the boredom of voyeurism, the reason why music fan's inevitably hate their favorite band's latest album, or why we love watching can't-miss superstars fail spectacularly, Klosterman remains obsessed with the relationship between expectation, reality, and living history. It's amateur anthropology for the present tense, and sometimes it's incredibly funny.
Q: What is this book about?
A: Well, that's difficult to say. I haven't read it yet - I've just clicked on it and casually glanced at this webpage. There clearly isn't a plot. I've heard there's a lot of stuff about time travel in this book, and quite a bit about violence and Garth Brooks and why Germans don't laugh when they're inside grocery stores. Ralph Nader and Ralph Sampson play significant roles. I think there are several pages about Rear Window and football and Mad Men and why Rivers Cuomo prefers having sex with Asian women. Supposedly there's a chapter outlining all the things the Unabomber was right about, but perhaps I'm misinformed.
Q: Is there a larger theme?
A: Oh, something about reality. "What is reality," maybe? No, that's not it. Not exactly. I get the sense that most of the core questions dwell on the way media perception constructs a fake reality that ends up becoming more meaningful than whatever actually happened.
Q: Should I read this book?
A: Probably. Do you see a clear relationship between the Branch Davidian disaster and the recording of Nirvana's In Utero? Does Barack Obama make you want to drink Pepsi? Does ABBA remind you of AC/DC? If so, you probably don't need to read this book. You probably wrote this book. But I suspect everybody else will totally love it, except for the ones who absolutely hate it.
Hahahah one of the original members of Filter
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 15:58:55 CDT

Is in the Army now? I want to see the Bill Dywer video.
It's in Chuck Klosterman IV
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:04:48 CDT

I've got all his books. He comes off as kind of a hipster douche sometimes, but almost always enjoyable.
is that a collection of all his articles?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:05:59 CDT

He writes for Spin right?
oh yeah it is all previous articles....cool....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:07:48 CDT

...is this the guy that interviewed Bale in GQ? That recent one where they sat outside on the patio and he said Bale never removed his sunglasses.
Yeah, it's his only book like that.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:09:56 CDT

The others are personal stories and other random shit. Killing Yourself to Live is his attempt to drive across the country visiting dead rock stars graves. Fargo, Rock City is about him as a youngster.
hahahahah I bet this happens a lot
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:11:07 CDT

has just given me a plateful of Mexican food I don't really want, so Val is eating it for me.
IV also has a article where he watches VH1 non-stop for 24 hours.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:11:58 CDT

He gets rather punchy by the end of it.
I love that Val always has this innocent vulnerable quality about him.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:12:19 CDT

...its in all his roles as well, no matter what kind he is playing...even Mad Martigan.
That Killing Yourself sounds interesting.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:13:44 CDT

...damn wonder which I should check out first. I'm reading 2 things already, after that I'll try one on.
Correction. That's VH1 CLASSIC!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:14:02 CDT

.
I was going to think of something clever to
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:14:25 CDT

Put for this picture. But I think the word in the corner and Val's face says it all.
http://tinyurl.com/yfc7udm
Killing yourself is pretty good.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:15:09 CDT

He snorts blow with some guys at the Great White club fire memorial site.
hipster douche sometimes
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:15:14 CDT

yeah I got that from his interview about his book.
at least he doesn't talk about comics....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:16:33 CDT

...he doesn't, right? Awwww fuck.
YES!
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:17:14 CDT

Oh, probably Batman Forever, but only because it seems like it was secretly made by Andrew Lloyd Webber. That little kid NAILED IT! I was big into ALW at the time too. No wonder i like it.
Starlight Express, please answer me yes. Are you real? Yes, or no?
Nope, he talks about Kiss a lot though. Well, 80's metal in general.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:19:00 CDT

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Andrew Lloyd Webber is the shit...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:21:56 CDT

...how dare that little bitch make a mockery of his good name.
'I'm waiting....big boy'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:22:41 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yho9bjj
Oh shit...he really is making this?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:24:37 CDT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1192878/
Mark Twain?! FUCK YEAH!!!
96-97....thats when I knew he was my man.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:26:41 CDT

Dr. Moreau, Ghost and The Darkness, and The Saint.....
fuuuuuuck
FUCK! All these fucking years later and I still want to fuck Stephanie McMahon.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:45:12 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhfpod5
Refrigerator
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:47:58 CDT

Great name for a cat.
Batman Forever
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:49:40 CDT

Is the greatest Batman ever. Because Val knows what its like to be Batman, better then the actual Batman does.
1000 posts TOMORROW!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 16:51:29 CDT

Good night!
Help me make the music of the night
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 17:00:40 CDT

Enjoy the Mutemath concert Kouchboom!
Sure thing man
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 17:00:52 CDT

PEACE!
Ok Max Records
Koutchboom says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 18:50:30 CDT

Seems like a douche bag. Hipster college kids these days. Have fun funding his drug habit Danny.
some guy that listens to indie rock and wears skinny pants had to have nailed your ex-girlfriend.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Tue 27 Oct 2009 18:57:17 CDT

....he's 12 now.
This kid seems hipster? Cause he has long hair and wears Converse? So does every other kid I've know my whole life...
http://vimeo.com/5826192
Winehouse may have said No...No..No to rehab..
Conspiracy says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 01:07:15 CDT

but she definitely said Fuck Yeah to a pretty good plastic surgeon.
And yes..I'd hit it...needle scabs and all. Yeah..I'm a skank screwer...I'd trace her tracks with my healing spunk and then watch her snort it up with a straw; and you know she has mad, no limits, fucking skills...girls who fuck for a fix always do.
wears Converse???
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 08:13:26 CDT

Yeah thats a hipster thing.
Actually
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 08:15:03 CDT

The last girl who could be considered my girlfriend, the next guy she banged was a chick?
I just stopped wearing Converse 2 years ago....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:25:33 CDT

...had them on since birth. Its sad...my feet got too fucking fat or something. They swell up while I'm in this wheelchair.
Whats funny is that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:34:09 CDT

Converse used to be considered sports shoes.
They still are. They are used to sport hunt cunt.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:39:15 CDT

....
sport hunt cunt gear
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:55:26 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yzrnv7p
FUUUUCK....those are bad ass.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:57:01 CDT

...if you used those to this event, you would truly be sport hunting cunt.
Bookmark it....and for the love of God watch it later.
http://tinyurl.com/ygyt23g
Pussy repellant
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:57:33 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yhhveum
I want that Mario pattern on the other design...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 09:59:53 CDT

...with neon bottoms. That ensures ANAL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:11:23 CDT

Did you know this?
Batman Forever
Christian Bale had auditioned for the role of Robin.
Anal = 1000 POSTS TODAY.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:13:36 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ykt8lmv
HUH?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:13:39 CDT

Marlon Wayans was originally slated to play Robin/Dick Grayson in "Batman Forever" when Tim Burton was considering directing it.
Ohh ok wait
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:14:50 CDT

Its that Wayans brother. I thought it was Damon.
Koutch......other Paranormal Ending...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:16:18 CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRakKcpkxqU&feature=player_embedded#
Yeah Bale talked about that in an interview....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:16:35 CDT

...a long ass time ago.
Hmmmmm
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:22:28 CDT

Jason Patric is the son of Jason Miller. I always thought Patric reminded me of him for some reason, now I know.
Apparently PA has an ending with 5 minutes of blank screen.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:24:01 CDT

I still wan't to see her fucking tits.
50 Cent tells it how it fucking is....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:24:04 CDT

"I buy diamonds on a very regular basis, but now I am selling my old stuff before I get something new. These are times when you learn about the value of money. If you don't lose money in this recession, it means you didn't have enough to start off with. Sure, I lost a few million, but that's because I have so much. This is a time that will sort out the strong from the weak."
Patric should play Karras in the Exorcist remake.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:26:00 CDT

....directed by Oliver Stone
Music By: Tangerine Dream
Lars Von Trier on hiring Willem
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:27:39 CDT

I was looking for somebody younger [than Dafoe] in the beginning, and I was not really sure where I should look. Then Willem sent me this e-mail saying “Do you have anything for me this autumn?” And I said, “Yes. Please. Come and help me.”
The thing that sounds cool about Von Trier....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:30:43 CDT

...is he's totally straight up about everything thats going to happen. In various interview he's said every single detail of it is in the script...there's none of that sort of creepy intimidation on set. From all accounts, it sounds like its laid out so well beforehand its never really discussed when they do it.
From this avclub interview...
""First of all, I ask them to read everything really carefully, so I would not all of a sudden have to tell them “Now you should masturbate in the woods and stuff.” Because in my experience, it’s a very good idea to discuss that in advance. [Laughs.] But I don’t know if we really discussed… We had some weeks they were up here, and we had some weeks together. I don’t think I did anything special. I did very little, I must say.""
Dude Mutemath
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:37:58 CDT

Throws an awesome concert.
I don't need fucking directons to maturbate in the woods.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:42:32 CDT

It's going to happen no matter what.
I don't know Mutemath...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 10:45:03 CDT

....I'm sorry.
Well they sound nothing like your favorite band Scooter
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 11:48:09 CDT

So you probably wouldn't like them.
Scooter is amazing.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 11:55:58 CDT

...
Aaaaaiiiiyyyyyyy
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:07:55 CDT

SHOT THE DJ!!!!!
Here you go Koutch....this is your ticket to Hollywood!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:12:44 CDT

Craigslist ad....
Thinking about what a great opportunity Paranormal Activity would have been? Here is a second chance. We have everything in place to begin shooting a great profitable project. Recogizable talent, amazing location secured, talented DP and crew, and an aggressive marketing stratedgy in full swing!! Business plan and full disclosure for SERIOUS inquires ONLY! This is a perfect opportunity for the right person.
For more information go to-
www.theperfecthouse.net or search The Perfect House on facebook.
I wanna find out who the recognizable talent is.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:13:38 CDT

Maybe we should contact them and get all the info
oh what the fuck is up with that website?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:15:13 CDT

..
I just emailed him asking what the fuck....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:16:30 CDT

....I said I was interested in helping out with the exec producer gig, but then I saw the website....what the fuck?
hahahah that looks like a website
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:19:41 CDT

Where you can buy kids.
Craigs list
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:21:52 CDT

I've only done two things through that. I tried to join a comedy group. But they e-mailed me about setting up a meeting, then I didn't here again from them for another year, by then I had moved.
And I looked for jobs, was stupid and sent out some resumes, only to get caught up in some scam. I got the check sent to me, I thought about seeing if I could just cash it. I should have.
Fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:23:26 CDT

Why can't these assholes use vimeo! I can't find the alternate ending anywhere I can watch at work.
I hope this dude responds....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:25:56 CDT

...if I can get the script out of him, I'm fucking posting it here.
Here's one for you Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:29:00 CDT

CL ad..
Sexy legs and long toes - 150 per shoot (los angeles)
Halloween Cash?
Have U been teased about your toes? Long Toes? I am the art director for a site in Europe and we need u.
Dangle, tease the camera with your size 9s and long toes! Cash paid at the gig no tax documentation.
Smile and smashing pedi is all you need - flex shoot schedule!
I do have sexy toes
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 12:47:20 CDT
Football?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 13:41:21 CDT

Ahh yes, football footballfootball football footballfootballfootball football football football football footballfootball football football football. football?
Well, footballfootball footballfootballfootballfootball football football football football football footballfootball football footballfootballfootball football football football football football football football football . football football football football football!
NO NO NO, football football football football football football football football football. football!
Oh ok thats footballfootball.
football?
football football football.
Ok.
football.
football.
Basketball?...
Damnit!!! Why didn't anyone say anything?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 13:47:15 CDT

That whole Heath ledger post I made I used a repeat link! Try it NOW:
Yeah I used to feel bad about Heath
Then I saw this:
http://tinyurl.com/ykpjpax
I SOOO hope he Hollow Manned her!
Also I would've done the same if I ended up like this:
http://tinyurl.com/yfv3vy6
I mean from that to THAT? You feel like you screwed up somewhere in life.
The other chicks hotter cause she has a fake tan and whore ink on her abs?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 13:59:00 CDT

hhmmmmm....not quite.
Michelle's got style and she is naturally pretty. Even with absolutely no makeup she pretty much looks the same. What a chick looks like when she wakes up with shit breath is a big deal to me.
The bigger question is....Michelle went from this:
http://tinyurl.com/yjf8xbe
to this
http://tinyurl.com/yznuk53
Whatever
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:04:23 CDT

Rhona Mitra is good all around. If thats the best Michelle looks like made up, I couldn't fathom the mess that is the morning after.
Highwaymen
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:07:17 CDT

I need to watch that again.
I don't understand how you can hate
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:12:10 CDT

Ben Stiller so much? You both like Janeane Garofalo.
http://tinyurl.com/yg3qxk2
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:27:47 CDT

You didn't tell me Elias Koteas is in The 4th Kind. You know I follow him around hoping to reenact the Cadillac scene from Crash.
In other great news
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:29:56 CDT

Vinnie Jones is the star of the Smokin Aces prequel! See this is the news that is not getting covered!
SHIT ME Ernie Hudson and Tom Berenger co-star? Why isn't this getting a summer blockbuster style of release? Studios have no sense these days.
I do agree Rhona is hot....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:32:16 CDT

...I'm not saying she's not. She is, in that typical, generically hot Kate Beckinsale kinda way. Its just boring. There's nothing unique about it, you can put your finger on exactly what kinda dress they will wear, or how they'll do their hair. Just bores me.
Michelle's pussy looks like it smells like lilies.....
Rhona's smells like wet condom and old dog.
probably because Aces made 20 dollars.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:34:23 CDT

...and Joe Carnahan has the worst fucking luck of anyone on the planet. He's been talking about that Aces prequel for 2 fucking years on his blog....when he had one. He was trying to do a Tremor Bros backstory, and then Pine got picked up for Star Trek and told him to go fuck himself.
Michelle's pussy looks like it smells like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:43:28 CDT

period, all the time. Non stop flow.
Holy shit ....the perfect house guy responded......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:44:12 CDT

....he put the wrong fucking link on the CL ad.....
--------------------------------
My original email:
I was interested in helping out with the exec producer gig, but I got to the website....and WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously....
WHAT
THE
FUCK?!!
Call me when you fix your shit.
--DGDB
----------------------------
And his response........
Dear DGDB,
Sorry you are having issues. The site is www.theperfecthouseMOVIE.net if movie is absent it takes you to some crazy foreign site. Hopefully this fixes your issue and hasn't tainted your enthusiasm too much. It is a great project and a very lucrative investment opportunity.
Kris Hulbert
Executive Producer/Director
Gratwick Films
Hollywood, CA
(and he includes phone number, which I kindly ommitted......)
They're taking paypal donations.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:46:04 CDT

....I wonder if you get a credit. Time to get DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD a fucking IMDB page.
Joe Carnahan
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:46:35 CDT

Is the man though. Narc was fucking classic.
Also I think Rhona isn't anywhere near the boringness of Beckinsale. She picks interestinig roles, I mean seriously, who signs up to be rape victim? Or banged by Kevin Spacey (unless your a dude)? Or Mad Max? Sure Underworld 3 was probably a money grab and so will Tomb Radier 3. But its better then Click/Whiteout. Sure everyone loves Snow Angles (don't really know why?) but Kate was the weakest link in that thing.
Plus you can always tell what Michelle is going to do, something that looks slightly frumpy, doesn't fit right and makes her look like a bitch.
Hey Heath, take your pills.
How much you going to donate?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:48:50 CDT

What the fuck are they going to do with 2,000? Have a Coke blowout party?
You get what I'm saying though, right?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:49:18 CDT

About 'Boring Repetitive Hotness'? There's a lot of those. Its not that I don't think they're attractive....its just they are so formulaic its not appealing to the eye anymore. Most dudes don't have the balls or brains to understand what the fuck I'm talking about.
But dude
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:49:36 CDT

This is the start of it, didn't I tell you. Now there will be a string of crappy low ass budget horror films. A bunch will actually make it to theaters too.
I'm seriously gonna email this dude and ask him if 10 bucks gets me Exec Producer credit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:49:53 CDT

....
FUCK ME
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:50:58 CDT

Damnit I missed a big rugby tournament last week. And I was just right down the street one day.
If it does let me know
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:52:06 CDT

I'll donate $20 so I get more say then you.
'Boring Repetitive Hotness
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:53:23 CDT

I mean yeah if all you got is her and Kate. But Michelle's oddness ugly beauty you seem to like, is everywhere too. She's just a step up from Jowls Gyllenhaal.
I'm getting more and more into Michelle...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:54:32 CDT

....as I look at her. Fuck. I think I'm in love. I'm gonna write her a letter "I feel your pain....love, dickblood"
She does seem quite sad. Even before Heath died. She always seemed depressed....wonder if she actually has a depression problem.
I think she could be THEE most attractive female in films today....
http://tinyurl.com/yzxsl5r
Any donations over $10 will get your name included in the special thanks of the film's closing credits.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:55:25 CDT

SPECIAL THANKS?!! I want EXEC PRODUCER...MOTHERFUCKER.
Thats true. There is that repetetive dirty hipster bitch shit going on as well....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:56:40 CDT

....both are equally formulaic.....but FUCK!!! MICHELLE!!!!! I will raise your child as my own!
No fucking way can you compare Michelle to that Admiral Ackbar lookin' motherfucker Maggie....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 14:57:25 CDT

...
I think your all alone with your love
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:00:58 CDT

For Michelle Look Out Spike I'll Drive you to drugs as well Williams.
Yeah...he probably will.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:01:38 CDT

I'm the only clean alternative she's got.
Then again I know a dude that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:02:03 CDT

Thinks the Bulldog is the hottest actress ever. I have a group of comic guys I hang out with on the weekends, and there are two of them and except for likeing Saw are taste are always the complete opposite.
Or were you warning Spike....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:02:07 CDT

...but your sentence was all retarded and fucked up.
I wonder if I tell this Kris Hulbert cunt.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:03:59 CDT

....myself and 2 others on the site will donate 10 bucks each, but we each need an Exec Producer credit and a 'SPECIAL THANKS WWW.AINTITBALENEWS.COM' in closing credits, and we guarantee him a review once the film is complete. Not a good one, but a review nonetheless. We'll assign Bronco to it, cause I don't really wanna watch it.
I mean after the finacial ruin he's in
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:04:23 CDT

With Eggers stealing money from the production of Wild Things, to it not earning any profit. Then having to go home and bang that sad sak of skin only to hear her complain about how he's not doing it right. Or that she doesn't want to because she was molested (thats a big thing these days?) when she was a kid. I can't blame him. Hopefully he'll give in an go for the money grab of Jackass 3.
Tell him I'll guarantee a positive review
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:05:46 CDT

Site onseen.
unseen*
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:05:52 CDT
What the fuck?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:06:40 CDT

Michelle...
In 1997, she won the Robbins World Cup Trading Championship, as her father had done 10 years earlier.[3] She won after turning $10,000 into $110,000 over the course of a year and that gain (as of 2006) is the fourth highest in the history of that competition (her father has the highest).
Thats a lot of hummers
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:07:40 CDT

Man i knew she was a cum dumpster.
Man I bet you've got a chance
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:09:08 CDT

Especially if you've got $10 to spare. Probably as good of chances with Michelle as you do with Peter Sarsgaard.
Yet that bitch makes
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:10:35 CDT

Deep/Law/Ferrel give up their hard earned cash to support that crack riddled unloved baby of hers.
Michelle....if you're reading this....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:12:21 CDT

...we can start slow with email correspondence.
dannyglovers.dickblood@gmail.com
and just so you know a little bit about me, this is probably the most beautiful picture I've ever seen...
http://tinyurl.com/ds78z
Whatever mate
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:16:17 CDT

You know she hates anything from Austraillia. Bad choice. Should have stuck with a picture of road kill, seems more of her back woods type.
Ahhh man Bobby Cannavale!!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:17:49 CDT

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm489069056/nm0931329
No wonder his career went no where. Hopefully PBMC fixes that.
WHAT!!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:18:11 CDT

Ruin another good thing!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3521813248/nm0931329
She likes Australians....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:18:31 CDT

...she just doesn't like when she catches Australians repeatedly trying to stick their dicks in a bottle of pills.
Who the fuck is that asshole?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:20:07 CDT

..
Ang Lee won for Brokeback?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:20:08 CDT

Man looking though, there wasn't much choice. What a shit year.
Bobby Cannavale??
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:21:51 CDT

Really? Star of Fast Food Nation, some other stuff and TV #1 remake failure Cupid.
Yeah Michelle looks even better next to that fucking mutant forehead.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:22:01 CDT

....bad choice.
I wonder if I can get that sack of female circumcision clippings Kris Hulbert to put some kind of a cryptic message for Michelle in there....like an anagram of WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Jackson should have won for Kong
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:22:31 CDT

That year. No doubt.
There are so many shit Director nominations over the years....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:25:31 CDT

...what the fuck is up with Greengrass being nominator for United 93 in 2006? The ultimate cash cow gimmick of all fucking time. Its evident a film is made for a quick grab when people forget it even existed an hour after seeing it.
United 93 !!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:32:05 CDT

I loved that film! Feel good hit of the season. I was really surprised that I liked it.
That was shameless fucking cash grabbing....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:34:22 CDT

....what was Greengrass watching the fucking coverage on the morning news and scribbling down notes....
"Handheld shot in the cockpit"
"Handheld shot of passengers overtaking the terrorists"
"Handheld shot of women crying"
= FUCKING CASH
shameless fucking cash grabbing
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:35:02 CDT

Doesn't bother me. Pretty much anything essentially is a cash grab in the end.
I mean I don't think any director of ANYTHING
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:35:39 CDT

Would accept minimum wage to direct the movie of his dreams.
Oh come on-- thats takes it to a whole 'notha level
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:37:57 CDT

No point for that film to exist....its not enjoyable. What do people get out of it? What is the historical relevence for showing that story from that perspective? I just dont get it. Unless its just to play on people's emotions and grab a quick buck and the shit will be forgotten in a few months...which they did.
The World Series is on tonight?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:44:17 CDT

Weird. I never hear a damn thing about that....not that I give a fuck about sports, but I always hear tons of shit about the Super Bowl, but I guess that gets the higher ratings because its just one game. I realize I don't know a single person who I speak to regularly, who watches baseball....at all.
I got out of
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:44:47 CDT

How they took over the plane, that always boggled my mind. Come on, torture porn was at its highest back then.
World Series is on tonight
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:46:21 CDT

yeah i had no idea either. I thought baseball ended with the whole steroid thing, because Americans are ok with drugs in their porn, but not baseball? Thats not an America I want to live in.
Also speaking bout gay ass sports
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:47:17 CDT

I want to see Big Fan slamdamnit! The fuck happened to that thing? No wider release? I guess lack of oscar buzz for cubbywald meant no wide release for you?
I really fucking hate sports talk
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:47:48 CDT

Its so lame and pointless and boring and gay. Nothing like movie talk.
I dunno....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:49:15 CDT

For some reason absolutely pointless true stories piss me off far more than absolutely pointless fiction. Its just something like that, that was covered so extensively for so damn long....I just don't fucking get it. Maybe in 30 years when people totally forgot about it and the story needs to be told....but 5 years after? Fuck. And just something about that aesthetic approach pisses me off. Putting it in real time on the plane with amateur actors, all handheld and real looking, to really make you feel like you're on the fucking plane being hijacked? Why? What the fuck is the point of replicating their terror? If its replicating terror when someone has their arm sawed off, sure I get it...I'm not into it, but I get that some are. Here-- replicating a hijack as realistically as possible when it ended with it slamming into the fucking ground-- I just dont get how you approach that and thing here's why people need to see this...
??????
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:49:19 CDT

Halloween 2 getting some extra release dates this weekend????
Sweet A Serious Man is here.
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:50:38 CDT

Though it looks like a renter.
Someone needs to take a bat to Patton Oswalt's fucking mouth.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:52:10 CDT

...the only decent thing he ever had in his life was King of Queens, after that....kill yourself.
Flight 911
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:53:43 CDT

Should have just been some sort of Universal Studios ride instead, like the Back to the Future ride.
Exactly. I like the way you think kid.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:54:05 CDT

....
Damn there are two books Herc is pimping
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:55:01 CDT

The Simpsons book, and that new King Novel. His take on the Simpsons movie. I guess I just really still like the Simpsons. Do the Bartman.
YES!!!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 15:56:46 CDT

http://www.amazon.com/Family-Guy-Presents-Something-Dark/dp/B002LARYTW/ref=pd_cp_d_1
I loved the first one. Family Guy is the gold standard of comedy these days.
The way you shut me up....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:00:51 CDT

...is you talk about cartoon shows. I have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about.
pussy
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:04:05 CDT
Though I will say.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:08:18 CDT

....I've never seen a second of Family Guy, my exposure is merely through the character's fucking annoying appearances in commercials and that deep fried cunt Seth whatever his name in that Hulu commercial and numerous douchebag of the day appearances on TMZ........that being said, somebody needs to kick his fucking ass.
I've never seen a second of Family Guy?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:10:44 CDT

What do you live in a box? Then again I did have a roommate that told me he was watching new episodes of family guy on TBS, and I realized it was the fucking first episode. I smacked him and made him sleep outside.
I've flipped by it, or its come on after whatever I'm watching.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:11:53 CDT

....after 3 seconds I change the fucking channel. I know it exists, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give moments of my hard earned life to it.
But I got no beef with The Simpsons....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:12:55 CDT

....I act like I don't like it, but if I ever stumble on it, I actually watch it-- and 90% of the time enjoy it.
Whatever
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:13:08 CDT

Its awesome. I love all spoof comedy.
It may be awesome. I don't know.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:14:38 CDT

....but I do know Seth McFuckstix head needs to appear in Faces of Death #12, being crushed by a fucking monster truck driven by the Macho Man Randy Savage.
I thought you didn't watch TV
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:15:10 CDT

That same guy that things Jowels is the hotest thing since Rosanna Barr, doesn't have cable. Just watches movies all the time?
How boring would that get.
I'm not like anti-TV....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:17:18 CDT

...I just don't watch it much other than news, court shows, or food network, I probably see 3 episodes of something random per month.
Never seen faces of death
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:17:43 CDT

Always meant to.
whats Jowels?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:18:02 CDT

I never said I liked Walter Matthau...I mean, he's okay...but we didn't talk about it.
I bet its going to turn out like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:18:24 CDT

I spit on your grave, where I think its going to be really crazy and graphic and it just turns out to be pretty lame and silly.
Macho Man Randy Savage LIVES!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:20:13 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yjg7xpw
Jowels
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:22:49 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/3x9v5n
Funny thing when I typed her name into google the second search was HER NAME and ugly.
Not even in that pose and it do anything for me.
She doesn't look bad there.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:25:30 CDT

....but I never said I liked her.
Come on man
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:26:57 CDT

ANY OTHER CHICK IN THE WORLD! Even a fat chick, sitting like that should DO SOMETHING for you. That does nothing.
If that does nothing....you've got the problem, not her....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:27:33 CDT

...the tip of my dick got warm.
You need your crack music review team on this stat
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:27:41 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/4uyngl
naw
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:28:34 CDT

She's ugly. My dick just bite me for subjecting him to such filth as animal porn.
Bronco writs reviews for amazon too I see.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:29:44 CDT

....the first one on the Macho Man page.
"There is no way you will ever get closer to the utopia you experience when you listen to this outstanding album. I hope for the sake of every being in the universe that we will see many, many more Macho Man albums in the future. When I first caught a glance of this CD at Walmart, I turned and fell to my knees while time literally stopped. Once I regained consciousness I quickly filled a crate with the album and handed the cashier a flying elbow drop! When I placed the CD onto the tray of my stereo system, I knew at once that my life had culminated to that point, my purpose was to witness the sick, wicked, and nasty beats that were about to pulsate through the earth itself and energize my very life force."
203 fucking reviews on that macho man album?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:32:00 CDT

Fuck. I know what I'm doing tomorrow...I might not be around here much.
I mean she married Peter Sarsgaard
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:33:34 CDT

She'll have to defend accusations of him being gay after his death from AIDS 10 years from now just like Susan Bluestein had to.
I don't think Sarsgaard is gay.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:35:30 CDT

He's just fucking weird and high all the time. You bible-belters, you drop the gay label far too easy.
Again the Hulkster gets the short end of the stick when it comes
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:37:39 CDT

To promotions outside of wrestling.
http://tinyurl.com/dfk453
Wait I just found something better
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:38:55 CDT

With the late great Captin Lou
http://tinyurl.com/yfoucg2
I've seen Peter bang more dudes in movies
Koutchboom says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:40:34 CDT

Then any actress I know?
Susan Bluestein = wife to Brad Davis
You gotta check out this bullshit at home...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:52:11 CDT

http://www.aintitbalenews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=522:david-spade&catid=11:politics-of-penetration&Itemid=9
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 28 Oct 2009 16:54:29 CDT

..
From the AICN tb.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:14:38 CDT

"James Cameron writes great dialog"
Fucking retarded.
best written line of dialogue in a modern motion picture
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:29:58 CDT

"THIS......THIS IS.......OUR.....LAND!!"
From the AIBN tb
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:32:12 CDT

That would be fucking magical.
Ohhh man
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:34:38 CDT

Some good Sons of Anarchy last night.
Speaking of magical....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:34:48 CDT

I had a dream Michelle was slowly licking my balls up and down last night. Nothing else.....just ball worship and full fucking eye contact the entire time.
BLAST FROM THE PAST....
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:42:50 CDT

One.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_2sfFogUNQ
And two.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitg-3xbmKU
Enjoy.
Whatever
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:45:49 CDT

She's the sort of girl that won't do anything like that. Because it would require some sort of effort. She's just a lay there kind of gal.
Very cool....love that shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:46:33 CDT

Its amazing how a simple visual like the pages flying out of the briefcase, stick with you....like until I saw that again, I'd probably never think of it again. But once I see it, feels like I just saw it yesterday. I felt the same way when I pulled this shit up the other day....though this was probably in reruns already when I saw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CquMO3vJvo
Blast from the fuck you tube.
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:48:35 CDT

or my job?
Perfection
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:49:45 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/lh6ofw
BLAST FROM THE PAST PT. II...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:53:44 CDT

three... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR-uEsqHPS0
And four... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipmGJCVnYM
Fuck me. I forgot how much ass those kicked. If I didn't know they were from a show I think I would still blast them in my car. Why the fuck don't shows today have shit half as good as these?
Koutch my bad...I forgot you can't watch youtube...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:54:22 CDT

I will make the necessary corrections.
Koutch....figure out a way around that fucking shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:54:24 CDT

There's gotta be a way. Some sort of backdoor proxy kinda thing....where youtube is hosted through a ghost site or something....
The All That intro is cool....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:55:34 CDT

...I like how its so fucking urban feeling.
That must be from the first season because...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:57:58 CDT

Amanda Bynes and Danny whatshisname aren't even there yet. And yeah...well they were trying to appeal to early 90's teens so it figures,
Amanda Bynes...unfuckingbelievable these days...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:58:43 CDT

..
Awww shit....on wikipedia...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 10:59:24 CDT

there's a synopsis of every All That ep. I'm going to be here all fucking day reading this shit. I just know it.
MY FUCKING GOD
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:00:54 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yjwcuoe
Out of all those people who would have figured it'd be Keenan who got a career...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:03:20 CDT

after the show ended? I don't even think he saw that coming.
Yes on Bynes. She fillled out very nicely. Speaking of losing a whole day......
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/amandabynes/amanda_bynes_4.jpg
Amanda's career is fine...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:07:48 CDT

....she just doesn't seem to want to go at it too aggressively...big gaps in projects. She probably makes more than Keenan still...
Michelle Williams!!!!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:10:49 CDT

NOW I remember where I have seen her before. She's the demon at the end of Paranormal Activity!
Backdoor around You Tube
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:11:37 CDT

Vimeo. That works. Like I go to you tube and its either denyed or the video just isn't there. I even do a google video search, where the video player should be there is nothing there.
Well....they're both doing better than Josh...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:16:00 CDT

Shit I can't believe he's 30. That makes me feel old as hell.
Michelle is a tasty morsel indeed.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:16:38 CDT

Man, I'd love to lay a thick rope of tub caulk over her baby fat cheeks.
so Michelle Williams is badly CG'd?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:16:47 CDT

She doesn't look like it.
Mike
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:20:42 CDT

You have Paranormal, right? Can you do a screen grab of that demon lunge everyone bitches about?
Naw, she just looks like she
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:21:01 CDT

Cost less then $12,000 to buy.
Michelle's okay...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:21:44 CDT

she looks like the kind of chick you'd fuck at some college party and never talk to again. Not sure what the big deal about her is Danny. I didn't have the heart to tell you but I'm not sure what the deal was with Nikki Rhodes either. Those tatoos completely kill it for me. I don't know why women ruin themselves like that. Nothing is uglier than tattoos all over a chicks stomach.
12,000?? I've seen girls on Craigslist hotter than her...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:24:07 CDT

go for 420 trades. I would pay no more than 150 an hour to get with her and that includes the hotel room.
Yeah I agree with Odo about Michelle
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:25:07 CDT

Mainly because now that I think about it. I think I did do that to her?
As for his opinion about Nikki, get the fuck out of here with that shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS TO FIND A RED HEAD THESE DAYS? Fucking her would be like fucking a unicorn.
Odo19
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:25:54 CDT

Oh no. I mean to buy and have for yourself to do with what you please.
And I didn't say the full 12,000
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:26:38 CDT

Just less then that. Probably closer to 5,000. I'll give the money to Heath's daughter and be a hero like Deep/Law/Ferrel.
Faye Valentine is a hotter redhead...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:28:25 CDT

and she's ink free.
I get Michelle....she's not for everyone....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:31:22 CDT

....but Nikki Rhodes?!! DUUUUUUDE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Its the hair, that ass, those thick ass thighs on a white girl, her dick sucking skills, her nice red bush, insanely pink cunt, good make-up for a porn chick, great attitude, she clearly loves what she does, perfect teeth...and she's one of the few porn chicks that I don't mind the tats on. She is thee hottest chick in porn ever, IMO. And she takes a mean fucking creampie without hesitation.
Red heads are indeed rare...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:31:29 CDT

closest thing to fucking some instinct version of man as I'll ever get to.
Sorry I'd never be able to look past that ugly fucking scribbling...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:33:20 CDT

..
Faye Valentine? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:33:54 CDT

Her face looks like a fucking goblin. I like Allison Wyte over Faye. But neither of them have the sex drive of Nikki. They both seem miserable with what they're doing....she fucking loves every minute.
They are shooting stars.......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:34:57 CDT

.....not some horrid tribal shit or anything. At least they're still feminine.
Can we at least agree that Bryce Dallas Howard is the hottest women on the planet???
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:36:53 CDT

Red head or not? I might overlook the tattoos for her. Maybe.
Seriously
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:37:17 CDT

That FT5 with Nikki, Giannia and That Blonde (i like her but can't fucking remember her name). God if I had been there, I would have walked right out afterward and just killed myself. Life wouldn't top that.
Polanski's WHAT?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:39:00 CDT

http://www.avclub.com/articles/polanskitastic-sickfuck-case-file-149-what,34678/
Filmmakers usually send location scouts to look for places to film a pre-existing script. Independent film icon Roger Corman has long advocated doing just the opposite, urging young filmmakers to find a striking location—say, an empty mine or a dramatic old mansion—and write a script around it. It’s a practice that led to such Corman classics as The Abandoned Train Station By The Lake With The Guy In The Monster Mask and The Vacant Castle We Paid Boris Karloff To Wander Around For Several Days.
Roman Polanski followed that directive with 1972’s What? (a.k.a. Che?, a.k.a. Diary Of Forbidden Dreams), a half-forgotten disaster he made using the lovely Italian villa of producer Carlo Ponti as his primary set. Then again, Polanski didn’t write a screenplay around his set so much as he scribbled on a cocktail napkin “Clothing-averse American fox with a halo of golden curls enters freaky home. Crazy sexy cool shit ensues,” then let fate take its course.
A Facebook friend known only to me as Beowulf Jones pointed me in the direction of this oddity, then sent a bootleg DVD, along with a stern warning that s/he in no way, shape, or form condoned, approved, or sanctioned the film; s/he just thought it would make for a good Case File. (Incidentally, if you want me to cover a film in this column, I recommend sending a DVD or videotape of the film in question to me at The A.V. Club’s Chicago office. I’m talking to you, commenter who wants me to write about The Public Eye.)
It didn’t take long to figure out why Beowulf Jones might take pains to distance him or herself from Polanski’s spacy labor of love. What? begins, queasily enough, with heroine Sydne Rome fleeing an attempted gang rape by a trio of Italian grotesques. Rome fights them off and finds shelter inside a palatial estate, where she encounters strange figures who barely seem to notice the half-naked, English-speaking stranger in their midst. But she’s hardly done with attempted sexual assaults; the dog at the villa attempts to mount Rome by way of introduction. And a melancholy English gent decides to perform cunnilingus on her as she sleeps in a hand-shaped chair.
Rome plays a moon-eyed innocent, equal parts Alice In Wonderland and the curiously innocent sexual adventurer of Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg’s Candy. Her sexuality is pure and uncomplicated; it’s this sick, sad world that’s hopelessly corrupt. Rome dippily inhabits something of a countercultural type: the sexy naïf who retains her fundamental innocence no matter how much debauchery she witnesses/enjoys.
It isn’t until Marcello Mastroianni shows up in black shades and a white bathrobe—the picture of super-suave Euro decadence, with his pencil mustache and aura of world-weary exhaustion—that What? begins to feel like a real movie instead of a talented director’s random cinematic scribblings. Almost. If What? were the student film it often suggests, Polanski’s professors would have encouraged him to find another line of work.
In a performance savagely spoofing his libertine persona, Mastroianni plays a newly retired pimp rumored to be gay and riddled with syphilis. He’s the film’s Mad Hatter, a sad-eyed lunatic who invites Rome to his room, shows off a tiger-skin rug acquired in Africa, disrobes, pretends to be a tiger, and sexually violates her.
According to Roger Ebert’s adroit half-star review, What?’s title came from Ponti’s enraged response to being shown the film for the first time. It’s easy to see where Ponti was coming from. “What?” is the only sane reaction to Polanski’s film. It’s the rare title that doubles as a review. Ebert goes on to note that in spite of Mastroianni, Polanski’s presence as director and actor, and gratuitous nudity of considerable quantity and quality, it took years for the film to find a distributor in the United States. A big drawback: distributors’ maddening insistence on actually seeing the film before agreeing to release it.
Even in the Wild West world of ’70s cinema, What? is profoundly fucked-up. Polanski pops up in his free-associative bacchanal as an irritable young man known only as “Mosquito.” Why Mosquito? “They call me Mosquito because I sting with my big stinger,” Polanski helpfully says. Then he shows off the stinger in question—a harpoon. “I am not a boob man like those Americans. It’s usually ass that turns me on,” he continues. Suddenly it becomes difficult, if not impossible, to see Polanski solely as an artist, and not as a man currently in jail for having drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old. There is some creepy juju at work here.
It’s through-the-looking-glass time as our oversexed Alice falls deeper and deeper into a realm devoid of any governing principle beyond dream logic and lust. While Rome scribbles in her diary, an ugly-American tourist couple colonizes her room without explanation or justification, leaving her to sleep on the beach until Polanski purloins her trousers.
Late in the film, Rome sits down for a sun-baked twist on Alice In Wonderland’s tea party. Rome looks on obliviously while various supporting players begin giggling uncontrollably, lost in some private joke she can’t begin to fathom, let alone share. That’s the film in a nutshell; Polanski seems to be enjoying a weird, borderline-nonsensical joke at our expense, one without a punchline or a setup.
After the tea party, Mastroianni and Rome dig up a treasure chest containing a Napoleon costume. Mastroianni demands Rome’s passport in a Pepe Le Pew accent, angrily slaps her for no discernible reason, and begins addressing a nearby tree as his commanding officer. Then the whipping and handcuffing ensues, and viewers begin to wonder if maybe, just maybe, this Polanski fellow has some issues when it comes to women.
This makes no more or less sense than anything else in the film; random shit just happens. Only a hopeless square would look for meaning in Polanski’s leaden freak-fest. As in Candy, the humor, such as it is, stems from the surreal incongruity between the protagonist’s guileless innocence and unshakable belief in the innate goodness of humanity, and the amorality, perversity, and sexual rapaciousness of everyone she encounters.
With What?, Polanski seems to have forgotten everything he knew about filmmaking. Lazily improvised scenes linger on endlessly, with little regard for pacing, shape, or rhythm. What? is a self-indulgent mess masquerading as a trippy free-for-all. It’s a dream, all right, and like most dreams, it’s of interest only to the dreamer. This is Polanski’s long, strange, kinky, insufferable trip all the way. What? isn’t just a cinephile endurance test; it’s a waste of a beautiful villa and a naked woman.
What does it all mean? What’s going on? Who are these people? How did a filmmaker this talented make a film this bad? How could he have had such supreme faith in his muddled vision? Why am I watching a bootleg dub of What? on my laptop at 1 a.m.? Why does Rome end the film blathering to Mastroianni about them both being characters in a movie, as she flees the villa and its enraged inhabitants? Why? Forget it, Jake. It’s What?
I've got PA downloaded, but it's the alternate ending. It's nothing like this. Too bad.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:39:08 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yzlh5dp
I actually sat through all of that piece of shit Lady in the Water...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:39:19 CDT

because they kept showing boner inducing shots of her just wearing a shirt and showing off her legs. No other women could have made me sit through that.
No Odo, I can't agree with you on Bryce. Not when this excists........
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:40:59 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/mtj4zf
Agreed with Bryce Dallas.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:41:00 CDT

....she's fucking amazing. In my Top 10 Hot Non-Porn Celebrities....for sure. Her eyes feel like they're fisting my asshole. I wouldn't last 3 minutes if she looked at me like that..FUCK.
>http://tinyurl.com/ykm79lk
Bryce shows her cunt in Manderlay?!?
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:41:47 CDT

Netflixing that shit now. Lars you wonderful bastard you've done it again. I'm getting a ticket to Anti-christ because of this miracle.
I don't mind Lady In The Water....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:42:39 CDT

...its weird as fuck, but I still enjoy parts of it. But I'm still in the M. Night Fanclub...so......
THOUSANNNNNNNNNNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:43:26 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yjx3m5z
Shit I think I'd still take Bryce over Coco...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:44:15 CDT

Like if I could have either one right now....Bryce. I'd marry her afterwards too. My taste is women is pretty odd though.
Bryce sounds like a fucking weirdo though.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:46:17 CDT

In the M. Night book 'The Man That Heard Voices' they go into how disappointed Night is with how she changed from The Village to Lady. He considered her his closest confidant on village and said she was just so into the film excited to make it work and easy going about it all, he writes Lady specifically for her and when she shows up for rehearsal drinking some vegan stew in a thermos and looking sickly skinny, he realizes she's changed, she's not the timid theater actor from Village, now she's a Hollywood actor. It really bums him out and he even says shit suggested they probably won't work together again....
I think I need to start gaming.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:46:43 CDT

Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..
I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.
You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.
But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.
What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:
- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it. - You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST! - You must be able to spell. - You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29. - At least 5'10". - No blondies. - Dark hair, dark eyes - Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.
About me:
- I am 5'8" - 150lbs - Blue eyes and brown hair. - I know a lot about video games. - I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.
They'll never work together again because Shymalan was obviously in love with her...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:50:17 CDT

he told her and she rejected his ass. At least that's what I'm going with. That seems much more likely. Bryce is too real to ever go Hollywood. She seems like the nicest and most friendly person on the planet.
Bryce Dallas
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:52:24 CDT

Fail. No. She's probably got a mackenzie phillips thing going on.
Really? Hhhmmm......you don't get that from the book.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:53:10 CDT

But thats all I have to go off. I don't know much else about her. She could have been going through something at the time, but she just seems really out of it. She has issues with Giamatti during rehearsals and just doesn't seem into what she's doing, kinda bratty, like she's too good for this. Which is weird-- considering M. Night is the only one handing her starring roles at the time. And its not like an attack piece on her, its an interesting book because it is so fair and objective to everyone. Giamatti comes off like a fucking bad ass though.
Lady in the water
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:53:21 CDT

Was a fuck in the ass to sit through, because of Paul Giamatti's annoying ass stutter. Fuck even little nickey wasn't that annoying.
M. Night's wifes got it goin on too though....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:54:28 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ylqcx44
Bryce looks like
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:54:33 CDT

Scar Jo on a bad day.
Giamatti is a fucking bad ass
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:55:30 CDT

I thought he was some PSH douchy kind of actors actor. But he seems really down to earth.
Well, it's pretty common knowledge that Bryce rejected Shymalan because
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:55:31 CDT

she doesn't like uncut foreskins.
Yeah, I made that up.
Little Nicky? Jesus....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:56:08 CDT

...you really do enjoy like the worst fucking comedies on the planet.
But yeah-- the stutter did get fucking annoying....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:56:51 CDT

....there were several small things like that, that just felt out of place and tainted it. It feels like the pieces were all there to be something great, but they just didn't gel.
Awww shit....well I'm out of the running...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:59:35 CDT

One of these days I'm going to have to do something about this anteater.
No-- Giamatti is a total blue collar working stiff.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 11:59:57 CDT

In the book they go into how he never hangs out with the other actors, and they kinda think he's a prick because of it-- but you'll find him with the construction dudes, or the grips....he likes manual craft type labor, and he feels more comfortable with them, like he wasn't supposed to be an actor but its just what he's better at. When M. Night first meets him at a nice restaurant in New York, Giamatti comes in with a filthy ass flannel, his jeans and hands covered in paint, and he says he's renovating his apartment and didn't have time to change, just cool shit like that.
Giammatti's stutter was annoying as fuck...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:01:24 CDT

and distracting. The funniest part was when he loses the stutter because of Story's affect on him and you notice it like 3 minutes before the characters do. Koutch is right little nicky was less annoying. At least that had Henry Winkler....covered in bees.
Night may be uncut....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:02:26 CDT

....but he's got this shit dangling from his fucking Prince Albert...
ladies dig it
http://tinyurl.com/yl2gwn5
The only thing more annoying than Sandler....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:03:52 CDT

....is chlamydia.
Giammattii lost my respect with Sideways.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:04:27 CDT

And gained it back with this:
http://tinyurl.com/tje6x
Still have to check Superbeasto out...I forgot all about it...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:05:47 CDT

..
Danny you don't like Sandler? I always thought you loved his shit..
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:06:29 CDT

I remember you praising The Waterboy a long time ago. I'm sure of it.
His dedication to the Bubba sequel....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:06:45 CDT

....is admirable. He keeps saying in interviews he's gonna make it happen.
Also at the same time
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:06:49 CDT

If your an actor dealing with some guy that thinks he's better then you because he understands the plight of the working man. Its fucking annoying. Its like, well then go paint the set if your too good for this.
I had to deal with that in the military. These officers that tried to act like they were enlisted, then looked down on you because you were an officer. And you are like???? You are a fucking office too? Douche.
Danny I like stupid ass comedies
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:09:39 CDT

You like ugly ass bitches. What can I say? We all have our faults.
Koutch.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:12:15 CDT

Email me a picture of your wife.
I pray she's a redhead.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:13:24 CDT

...
And yeah, I get that....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:14:40 CDT

....extremes on both sides would be annoying. You're right, either way you look at it-- it can come off as someone that thinks their shit don't stink, and they're too good for this job/industry/whatever.
hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:15:40 CDT

They are extinct where I live.
Shitty to link to tubbo's site, but this is PREMIUM SPANK MATERIAL!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:15:40 CDT

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42901
Odo-- WATERBOY? No. Not me.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:19:51 CDT

I hate like 68% of Sandler's soul....Little Nicky, Waterboy, and Anger Management probably being his worst offenses. I love Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmore is pretty good, though overrated. Wedding Singer is okay. Punch Drunk is a favorite of mine, and recently Zohan really surprised me. I think its his funniest film in a decade. Everything else he's been involved with is total fucking garbage.
Odo I bet it was Dick's praise for
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:23:07 CDT

Zohan.
No....you said you loved The Waterboy....
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:24:17 CDT

I even remember you saying you loved the part where Colonel Sanders got trampled. I'll find it.
Punch Drunk Love is great btw. Absolutely love it. Probably the weirdest movie I've ever seen....and I've seen Eraserhead.
weirdest movie I've ever seen
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:26:45 CDT

Dog Days.....yeah ORGY OUT OF NO WHERE!!! SURPRISE!!!
Me: Ummm sorry mom I I I I didn't know this was this sort of movie.
My Mom: Its ok leave it in, I like it.
A human being LIKED Zohan?? Fuck that garbage.
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:28:03 CDT

I absolutely hated every second of that fucking thing. The only funny thing in the whole movie was Michael Buffer screaming in anguish when his girlfriends tits exploded. Everything else sucked pure donkey cock.
Naaww...I like that gag where Turturro wakes up in a sea of bitches.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:32:41 CDT

.....and George Takei's appearance is well placed. When Zohan says its huge "no no...the bush." when the dude at the beginning says he let Turturro go and Zohan kicks him across the fucking room. Zohan blowing his shampoo load all over the old ladies. Good timing in that thing.....it seemed for a brief moment Sandler remembered he was a comic again. And a movie where I don't wanna punch a hole in Schneider's midget face? Incredible!
Oh yeah..Turturro was good too...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:34:17 CDT

forgot about him.
waterboy thing was not me.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:34:17 CDT

...unless I was completely coked up, on the brink of suicide, and wanting to feel liked that night.....I just don't see how its possible.
when Sandler is hitting that BBW from the back....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:35:45 CDT

.....
If I find out Paul Mitchell was here and you are holding out on me, I will destroy you.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:37:39 CDT

I'm quoting a Sandler movie!! Yeeeeeeeeehah
I'll find that Waterboy post you made.....you can't hide forever.
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:38:24 CDT

..
Adventures on IMDB
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:39:36 CDT

Zohan page...
Adam Sandler's Physique In this Film.
by findingproblems (Fri Jul 24 2009 18:41:43)
It totally matches with the role and i'm sure a lot was airbrushed like in '300.' But still Sandler had to do a lot of work it looks to slim down and get in better shape for a quasi believable appearance as an Israeli Soldier.
Anyway anyone know what kind of workout program he went onto... Didn't know that THAT might have been a featurette on the DVD or Blue ray release?
I'm looking for a new look, a little more subtle than me know. Myself, Marine Corps - MEU(SOC) so I'm thinking when my Discharge is official that's about what I'd like to look like on a bad day. anyone heard anything; or can steer me in the right direction...
Any help would be appreciated. PM if you must but let me know if you PMed me!!
SEMPER FI!
Christ IMDb is a shithole....
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:43:04 CDT

good thing I banished myself from there a long time ago. The intelligence you'd find there is one step above the average youtube comment.
Zohan was ok
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:45:09 CDT

It was no Little Nickey though.
AIBN is the fucking
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:45:21 CDT

Shizznet!
Still say we should raid The avatar board on there...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:45:23 CDT

it'd be the perfect place.
funny Sandler conversation here....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:46:00 CDT

http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/39093#comment_2373857
Best HOD quote "I guess the Sandler movies only come out during moments of pain and loss in my life."
this is from November of 08...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:46:53 CDT

...and I did say this, which I still stand by:
"As much as I hate his latest shit. I would watch 5 Sandler films before I'd sit through anything with Ferrell or that piece of shit Stiller. Fuck both of them to death."
There's something hilarious about that HOD post....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:49:40 CDT

....talking about pain and tragedy in his life elevating Sandler films to watchable. Hahaha....
That Avatard thread is fucking depressing.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:52:11 CDT

Mass blind faith cockslobbering.
I meant the Avatar board on IMDb...but the current...
Odo19 says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:54:38 CDT

Avatar TB on AICN could do with a good cervix smashing as well.
Did anyone you know see Funny People?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:56:47 CDT

I heard some of my comic book buddies mention it in passing and one of them did that gay.
"Ohhhhhh its SOOOO goood" sort of thing.
I didn't feel like fighting. Anyone that's considered GOOD/IT/POPULART/HIP at the moment they fucking eat their shit no matter what they do.
And I'm always like
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:57:16 CDT

Eh Iron Man wasn't that good.
WHATT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY! Ahhhh man its SOOOO good.
THIS.....THIS IS....OUR LAND!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:57:37 CDT

Why couldn't it have been Wes Studi delivering that magnificent line?
Yeah, a close friend of mine saw Funny People.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 12:59:25 CDT

And he's cool with Apatow and all those kinda movies.....and he says it was fucking horrid in every way. For some reason he also kept pointing out how shitty and cheap the whole thing looked and he was fucking astonished when I told him how much it cost.
yeah 75 million
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:01:38 CDT

And Year One cost 65 million. Both of them combined probably had about $10 on screen total. Most of the money on Funny People went to Seth coke habit to get skinny and Jonah's buffet bills.
Need to vomit?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:02:05 CDT

http://10.media.tumblr.com/86r57xbAqkj12bc3F2ajSHTRo1_500.jpg
Isn't that kind of a spoiler in the Avatar trailer....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:02:08 CDT

....about Michelle and that skinny white dude helping out Sam and the Smurfs and going against the humans? The bows and arrows against guns line. I mean, of course you probably assume the buddy characters always come back to help, but shouldn't there have been a tiny bit of drama as to whether or not they would? Its like 2.5 seconds cut out of the trailer. Easy. I guess thats not a concern when you have a technological spectacle on your hands. Cause remember.....James created this whole world from scratch. No one's ever done that.
I think Year One is a tad bit more justified.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:03:05 CDT

...
I liked Apatow up to Knocked Up
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:03:24 CDT

Everyone was shitting their pants going, OH man its SOO funny. Every line is quotable!
After I saw it I was like....ok quote one line, and they couldn't. That movie was anti funny. The only part I thought was remotely funny was the dinner scene where the girls are pissed about the guys talking.
Wes Studi was a fucking wrecking machine in Last of the Mohicans.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:05:09 CDT

.
i think Year One is a tad bit more justified.....
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:05:13 CDT

You are wrong. That movie seriously look like it cost 10 dollars to make. Its SOOO fucking bad. Technically its shitty as hell as well, and coming from Harold its just not acceptable. At least Funny People you could say, Seth and Sandler's salary and money to get Eminem to appear in your movie.
With Year One you got nothing. NOTHING. That movie is trash shit trash! So fucking bad.
FOOT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:07:56 CDT
I can see it justified in the trailer.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 29 Oct 2009 13:08:02 CDT

.....there are actual exterior sets, extras in period costume, and a majority of location shooting which is expensive. I'm sure there are matte/set extension and CG clean up kinda shit going on as well. Thats far different than 99% existing interiors in contemporary clothing with zero effects. And yeah-- I'm sure a big chunk is actors salary. I'm saying what is actually seen on screen.....
Oh wait real quick
Koutchboom sa

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