Can You Dig 'The Warriors,' Sucka?

Written by Abominable Snowcone

Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:36

The Warriors

1979

Directed by Walter Hill

Starring Michael Beck, James Remar, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Terry Michos, David Harris, Thomas Waites

(5 Fists)

*** potential spoilers *** alert *** potential spoilers ***

I first saw Walter Hill’s The Warriors while sleeping over at my grandmother’s house one night. My uncle was one of the first individuals I knew who had a VHS player (this must have been 1980-81), and he’d float copies of hit movies to my brother and I that my parents wouldn’t necessarily approve of us watching. These were the conditions under which great films like First Blood, The Outsiders, and Alien became lasting parts of this writer’s existence.

The Warriors, as it turned out, was the perfect midnight viewing fare for pre-teen boys, because it’s all about testosterone, young fighting men stranded in enemy territory—and night. It’s a testament to Hill (and cinematographer Andrew Laszlo) that seemingly inanimate objects like subway trains, turnstiles, Manhattan ghettos, and even the darkness itself, become characters. It was the kind of film so preoccupied with the night of the human spirit that it’s almost a letdown when morning finally comes and our protagonists find their Promised Land (or what suffices as such, in the shadow of Coney Island’s Wonder Wheel).

My brother and I loved The Warriors and revisited it frequently, turning our friends onto its gritty, steel-and-neon glory. Word of the-then undiscovered film spread quickly among the boys at our grade school. By the time I reached high school I was convinced the movie’s surging popularity owed partly (if not primarily) to my own personal, rigorous promotion of it years earlier. One minute nobody knew about it. The next, every sixth-grade boy was quoting lines from Cyrus’s speech—“Look at what we have here before us!” and “Can you count, suckers?”

The Warriors is a simple enough tale—a homecoming (or home-going) travelogue—and, as it happens, is partly based on the story of Xenophon—a legendary Greek soldier who led his men through miles of enemy territory after their leader (Cyrus) was killed in battle. Only now the focus is on a pack New York toughs making their way home to Coney Island after a gang convention in the Bronx goes sour.

Cyrus, leader of the Gramercy Riffs (NY’s largest gang), calls upon the cities gangs to send nine “delegates” to an enclave in Pelham Bay Park on night. There, the charismatic speaker suggests the youths strike a truce, combining their numbers to overtake the police and run the city for themselves.

“Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen,” he says. “Can you dig it?”

The gang members—predominantly male—do dig it, but some of them aren’t inclined to uphold any peace treaties. Luther (David Patrick Kelly), leader of The Rogues, shoots Cyrus with a .38 during the speech, blasting the Riffs’ president right off the scaffold. Chaos erupts—police converge on the park, prompting hundreds of hoodlums to flee in every direction. Fox (Thomas Waites), a Warrior who spots Luther with the gun, is spared from being the weasel’s next victim because of the raid.

The Riffs—clad in orange martial arts tunics—search frantically for the assassin. Luther fingers Cleon (Dorsey Wright), the Warriors’ incumbent leader.

“Hey man, I didn’t do nothing!” Cleon insists, to no avail.

The Warchief deftly fights off several Riffs before being subdued-and presumably bludgeoned to death by elbows.

Meanwhile, the other Warriors escape the park together by tearing through a fence leading to Woodlawn Cemetery. With Cleon unaccounted for, second-in-command Swan assumes leadership. Ajax (James Remar), the group’s pugnacious rebel, protests—but Vermin (Terry Michos), Cochise (David Harris) and the others calm their friend and emphasize the importance of sticking together.

Swan’s plan is for the Warriors to catch the next train back to Coney. But no one knows whether the truce underlying Cyrus’ big event still applies. If it doesn’t, the Warriors—caught miles behind enemy lines—could be jumped by any number of rival gangs on their way home. Not to mention New York’s finest.

“We’re going to have to bop our way back,” Vermin observes.

A streetwise disc jockey (the sultry-voiced Lynne Thigpen) puts word over the airwaves that The Warriors are a wanted bunch. Seems every gang in NYC is tuned in—save the Coney Island natives. Unaware they’ve been pegged with Cyrus’s murder, the eight leather-vested ruffians outrun a busload of skinheads (The Turnbull ACs) and board the train unscathed. Ajax defiantly flips their bald-headed pursuers a middle finger.

“Those guys was desperate!” says Cochise.

“Yeah, but so were we!” Cowboy (Tom McKitterick) quips.

The train doesn’t make it far, however—a raging fire in the middle of the tracks forces The Warriors to get off and walk to the next station. During the trek, they encounter a “minor league” gang called The Orphans, who spy on them from the rooftops.

“They’re so far down they’re not even on the map,” Fox tells Swan, who assesses their options.

Swan parlays with The Orphans leader and receives permission to walk through their territory in peace—but the lanky Orphan (Paul Greco) has second thought when girlfriend Mercy (Deborah Van Valkenbergh) taunts him, insulting his manhood for letting a rival gang saunter past unchallenged.

The Orphan tells Swan The Warriors may pass only if the guys remove their vests. Fox tries to allay The Orphan’s fear, stating that the “colors” merely symbolize who they are—wearing them doesn’t necessarily imply intent to make war.

The attempt at diplomacy fails, however, so Swan creates a diversion by hurling a Molotov cocktail at a parked car. The resulting explosion scatters The Orphans just long enough for The Warriors to flee. Mercy, impressed by Swan’s courage, follows The Warriors to the train station at 96th and Broadway.

The group is separated when a pack of police officers descends upon the train platform. Vermin, Cochise and Rembrandt escape on a train to Union Square—but Swan, Ajax, Cowboy and Snow (Brian Tyler) must battle their way out of the station. Fox is killed while struggling with a cop, who tosses him into the path of a passing subway car.

Snow, Ajax, Cowboy and Snow spill out onto the street and are confronted immediately by the menacing Baseball Furies—pinstripe-wearing thugs with kabuki face paint and baseball bats. The athletic adversaries chase the Warriors foursome to Riverside Park, where Ajax—deciding he’s had enough of this “running crap”—turns to face his foes.

“I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle,” he tells the Furies leader.

The yellow-faced Fury (who resembles Paul Stanley of KISS) knocks Cowboy to the ground but is himself pummeled by Ajax moments later. Swan and Snow sneak up on the other Furies from behind and slug their way to victory, leaving the Yankee look-alikes writhing in pain on the grass.

The quartet continue their trek on foot with their heads held high, but Ajax stops for some “action” with a pretty brunette sitting on a park bench. Turns out she’s a cop, and she cuffs Ajax and whistles for backup when the fighter gets too frisky. Ajax nearly escapes, dragging the bench several feet before a cop whacks him with a baton.

Cowboy, feeling he owes Ajax for saving his ass from the Furies, watches from a distance and is chagrined to see his friend arrested. But there’s nothing he can do. Dejected, he leaves with Snow to rejoin Swan—who took off with Mercy to look for the other Warriors (not knowing they safely made the train to the next station).

A gaggle of girls at Union Square invite Vermin, Cochise and Rembrandt (Marcelino Sanchez) back to their apartment for a party. Cochise, eager for some relaxation after a night of running and fighting, is all for it. Vermin’s also feeling amorous. Only Rembrandt remains guarded, ignoring the girls who offer drinks and make passes at him. The suspicion harbored by The Warriors’ resident graffiti artist is warranted—the females comprise yet another gang, The Lizzies, and pull knives and guns on the men after instilling a false sense of security. Vermin and Cochise narrowly avoid being shot. Rembrandt sustains a knife wound but manages to duck out the door with his friends.

“They think we shot Cyrus!” he tells his buddies when they stop in an alley for a moment’s rest.

“Shit, every gang in the city must be lookin’ for us,” Vermin realizes.

The three rendezvous with Swan, Snow, Cowboy and Mercy at Union Square. Rembrandt is surprised to see Ajax and Fox aren’t with them. Still, the reunion is well-timed, with Swan being followed by members of The Punks, a gang dressed in striped jerseys and overalls whose stone-faced leader sports roller skates.

The Warriors take refuge in the stalls of a nearby men’s room. The Punks take the bait, skulking in with pipes and chains to investigate. But the Warriors spring from the stalls and surprise the antagonists with their aggression. Fists (and bodies) fly. Mirrors, sinks, and stall doors are shattered. The Warriors once again emerge triumphantly and board the train for home.

During the course of the night, however, Luther hatched a plan for The Rogues to “do some looking” of their own, to catch The Warriors on their home turf and—by besting them—further obscure the truth of what happened to Cyrus.

Swan is exhausted by the time the train trumps them out at Coney Island.

“This is what we battled all night to get back to?” he says incredulously, surveying the dismal landscape in the murky light of dawn.

The Warriors scamper under the boardwalk when they hear The Rogues’ battered hearse idling through the park. Still unarmed (as per the rules of the Riffs’ big gathering), they pick up bottles, boards, and pipes to defend themselves. Swan tucks a switchblade in the back of his pants—the knife presumably confiscated from an opponent during the fight with The Punks.

The two gangs face off on the beach, where Swan challenges Luther to a duel (“Let’s do it—just you and me”). But Luther, eager to kill off The Warriors and thus eliminate all witnesses to the Cyrus assassination, pulls his gun.

“You got it wrong,” he sneers. “You’re dead, all of you. And you know it.”

But the quick-handed Swan flings his switchblade into Luther’s wrist just as The Rogue fires his first errant shot. Luther crumbles to his knees, clutching his wound. Swan withdraws the blade and wipes it on Luther’s hair. The Rogues don’t challenge him.

Suddenly, The Riffs appear on the sand, led by Masai—who has determined the truth of Cyrus’s killer. He compliments Swan and The Warriors on their fighting skill and says, “We’ll take it from here,” his numerous minions moving in on the doomed Rogues. We hear Luther’s scream but aren’t privy to the revenge exacted upon him by Cyrus’s legion (who now wear all black).

Swan, Mercy, and the surviving Warriors walk along the surf and enjoy the sunrise as Joe Walsh’s “In the City” blares. Credits roll.

And thus ends one of the best films this reviewer has ever seen.

The Warriors has aged remarkably well, achieving cult status despite its implausibly well-costumed gangs and implausible street fights. Indeed, the movie succeeds precisely because the players are so memorable. Instead of looking like any gang member you’d find in NYC today, these thugs appear as if they walked right off the funny pages. Director Walter Hill presents us with colorful, multi-ethnic, desegregated gangs dressed like mimes and huns (ironically, it’s The Orphans who in their blue jeans and ragged puke-green tees look the most realistic). The Warriors wear brown leather vests with a winged Death’s skull emblazoned on their backs. Indian jewelry is considered appropriate accessorizing—particularly to Cochise and Snow (arguably the gang’s best fighters).

It’s hardly incidental that these earnest young street cretins seem larger than life; Hill wanted his players to appear as visually heroic (and villainous) as the most recognizable comic book icons. In fact, a deluxe DVD edition of the movie restores deleted cartoon panels originally inserted by Hill to provide narration for The Warriors’ journey and clarify the analogy with Xenophon’s own soldiers. But having watched the film so many times before seeing the Director’s Cut, this writer found the comic panels unnecessarily—if not downright distracting. And the tie-in with the Spartan legend is likewise irrelevant and wasn’t missed the first couple dozen times I saw the picture.

The Director’s Cut also has bonus material which features daytime scenes of Cleon recruiting his nine delegates for the big meeting at Pelham Park. It’s here we’re reminded that the Warriors with whom we’re so familiar hail from a much larger gang whose full complement remains unseen. Still, it’s probably for the best the recruitment scene was dropped—the theatrical version does a marvelous job introducing our nine anti-heroes by interspersing shots of them talking about the upcoming meeting with shots of the subway train at night (set to Barry DeVorzan’s creepy, memorable synthesizer score).

Andrew Laszlo’s cinematography is brilliant, combining wide shots of the combatants and their urban environs with tight shots of their faces during crucial scenes with tone-setting dialogue. It’s Laszlo’s camerawork that helps bring things like The Rogues’ battered vehicle to life, that imbues Cyrus with a Christly aura, that injects menace and foreboding into New York’s rain-slicked streets, gutters, and crawlspaces. There’s a poetic beauty seeing only Thigpen’s lips as she banters on the radio (back then, you never actually saw a disc jockey at work anyway), or as the reel-to-reel tapes spin Arnold McCuller’s “Nowhere to Run.” There’s poignancy in the corsage that gets left on the train by a prom-going couple (who contrast markedly with Swan and Mercy). It's left unsaid, but implied onscreen that Swan takes pride in himself, even while recognizing that he will never enjoy the same life opportunities as, say Prom Guy. Which is why he demands Mercy show a little respect in herself (at one point, he pushes her arm down when she tries to fix her hair).

The viewer senses the Warriors’ desperation when the guys duck for cover in a cemetery, shielding their bodies from police searchlights with headstones. It’s an apt parallel, likening gang members to the walking dead of society. And for all the trouble Swan and The Warriors endure over the course of a single night, their victory in the face of insurmountable odds will go unnoticed and unacknowledged by society like every other aspect of the gang’s existence. What brought these men together in the first place, after all, was the lack of having anything else worthwhile going on in their lives—no education, no career prospects, no undoing the impressions left by the broken homes from whence they came.

Laszlo would go on to become the director of photography for Hill’s follow-up, Southern Comfort (another story about a group of men lost in enemy territory) and Ted Kotcheff’s legendary First Blood (which brought Rambo to the big screen).

Michael Beck, who so brilliantly played Swan, has gone on record saying that The Warriors made his career—but his next movie, the disco-influenced Xanadu—ruined it. James Remar (Ajax), on the other hand, continued to enjoy sustained (if moderate) success in movies and on television (Sex and the City). Thomas Waites (Fox) would join Kurt Russell in John Carpenter’s The Thing three years later. Marcelino Sanchez, who played the diminutive Puerto Rican graffiti artist Rembrandt, starred on the PBS television show 3-2-1 Contact before AIDS killed him in 1982.

I tip my hat to you, Rembrandt. You were a Professional. Your can of spray paint let everyone know the Warriors were there.

Last Updated on Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:42

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That hot cop on the park bench is Mercedes Ruehl
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 12:08:46 CDT

Yum yum.
Don't listen to the haters. Xanadu is great.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 12:12:05 CDT

Did I jack to this?
http://tinyurl.com/yedn9fl
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE
Xiphos says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 12:37:26 CDT

That is all carry on.
Baseball Furies
Xiphos says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 12:45:26 CDT

I love the look of those guys to bad they were such pussys. James Remar is still picking Warriors scenery out of his teeth.
Stunt
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 13:25:27 CDT

I admittedly haven't seen Xanadu. Yet I have the audacity to call myself an ELO fan. I was merely quoting Beck when he bemoaned how his career started to flop after that movie.
And hey, I can't blame anyone, man or woman, for touching him/herself to that photo. In fact, I think I'll print it and take it home and re-introduce Olivia to Rosie and her sisters
Stuntcock
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 13:26:34 CDT

"Ooooh look at all those muscles. I bet you get a lot of chicks with those muscles."
"Hey LADY! C'mon LADY! YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!"
Whap! Slug! Whap!
Five fists.
First, Abom let me say....................
Stuntcock Mike says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 13:53:41 CDT

It's awesome to finally see a five fist review from you.
Second, check out Xanadu. For yourself Abom, check it out.
Baseball Furies
LordBronco says:

Tue 29 Sep 2009 21:00:46 CDT

Yup-those were some spooky dudes--ditto what Mike said
5 Fist? This movie is a 9 Fist movie
Continentalop says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 01:00:06 CDT

One for each Warrior.
OK, 7 Fist because Fox and Rembrandt are such pussies.
BTW - Me and Xi talked about this the other night
Continentalop says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 01:03:16 CDT

And I think the Warriors has as much to do with The Odyssey as it does Xenophon's Anabasis.
Cowboy
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 07:33:13 CDT

Cowboy wasn't much good during the Baseball Furies fight, but he sorta held his own while fighting the Punks in the men's room. He's alive come morning, and I guess that's what counts. Snow and Cochise always struck me as the best fighters. They have karate moves and shit.
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 08:42:10 CDT

If you gave this less than five fists I was going to ask you to come out and plaaaaaaaaaay. Best line of the movie by Ajax when confronting the coolest gang; The Baseball Furies: "I'm going to shove that bat up your ass, and turn you into a popsicle." Five fists, can you count sucka?
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 08:44:08 CDT

The biggest pussies were The Orphans. They thought they were hot shit. Swan took their woman. Ha.
CAN YOU DIIIIGGG IT!
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:03:07 CDT

There is a comic out about the Warriors. At first it started off at just a fucking retelling of the movie...lame. But its now moved into a continuation of the movie. Looks pretty good now.
Anyone play the game?
Whats amazing
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:06:05 CDT

Is how often this movie is reffered to or stolen from.
Also whos all excited for the upcoming remake! Directed buy the great Scott!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423512/
Tony Scott + The Warriors = FUCK YES!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:19:13 CDT

Can't wait. Currently filming Unstoppable. He's on a train kick lately.
But why a fucking remake??????????
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:28:43 CDT

Just nut up and make a fucking sequel you washed up old stuck in your brothers shawdow bitch! (Even though I like Tony's movies better).
Still I present the question, how much fallout did Tony get of Don's? Or where they a tag team?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:30:43 CDT

Actually, I was worried when I first heard about the remake. Mostly because they were gonna set it in Los Angeles instead of New York. Even though they don't show any NYC landmarks in the original apart from Union Square and Wonder Wheel, NYC is very much a part of the movie, esp the grungy transit system. When I think of LA gangs, I think hispanic gangs like the Crips and Bloods, and I think of machine guns. None of which has anything to do with the original Warriors. They should keep it in New York and keep the year as '79, or even earlier. Hell, in Sol Yurick's original novel, there weren't even any white people.
How bout they just fucking leave it alone
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:38:45 CDT

Seriously. Why fucking even touch it? Tony, sure you can make a decent remake (Taking of Pelham) but nothing of note. Why make just a decent movie with so much baggage to it? Why not just make a fucking original movie? You think Tony Scott isn't struggling for money that he has to just make fucking C movies. Why not sit down somewhere and have a fucking talent search? Sure all that coke is ticking away at your heart and you may not have much time left, so why not try something different? I mean you gave QT his big break....things didn't turn out so good with Donnie Dickhole, maybe this time it will.
Kind of funny how close
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:42:41 CDT

The brothers Scott are in total box office numbers. Tony's got the better average though.
See the Wachowski's need to seperate for a while.
Seems like Ridley goes for the art, Tony goes for the flash.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:47:38 CDT

I love them both. The fucking library of films between the two of them is unbelievable.
GOD SAVE THE BROTHERS SCOTT
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:51:09 CDT

Agreed. I have trouble choosing one over the other as well......I'm always really close to picking Tony just for pure entertainment, but then I remember Legend. Awwwwwwwwww. Fuck. LEGEND. No one shall ever come close.
yeah but I don't see Ridley
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:51:11 CDT

Remaking ever great old movie like he's some god of film making better then those that have become before him. I always like to think how would their movies be different if the other one had made them instead.
The thing is, Tony's films haven't done THAT well recently.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:53:11 CDT

.....yet they cost a hell of a lot fucking less than most of Ridley's.
You'd think Tony's films would get mellower as he got older.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:55:50 CDT

Then you look at Domino(which is one of his few films I don't like) which looks like it was edited in a 4 hour meth binge.
Deja Vu
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:56:52 CDT

Was a hit. 123 made its money back. He's not making flops. Neither of them are, even the Knight movie and the russell crowe movie made their money back over seas.
Anyone seen Slipstream?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:57:47 CDT

I want to see it, its Hopkins movie. You'd think he'd make some calm easy movie, but it looks fucking bannanas.
Tony Scott
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 09:59:35 CDT

I always forget he did Last Boy Scout and Enemy of the State.
I remember the trailer to Slipstream.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:00:46 CDT

....absolutely fucking insane. It looks like he was inspired by Stone's Nixon. There was a review in the LA Times awhile back where they said the entire movie is just as fucking weird as the trailer makes it look.
Yeah-- I agree about Domino.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:02:13 CDT

One of his few I don't need to watch again. It has nothing to do with the style/editing to me really. I don't mind that stuff-- though it is a bit too much. Its the fact that the story is fucking shit and the characters unlikable. Spy Game is still some of the best shit he'll ever do. And of course Man On Fire, my #5 film of all time.
Slipstream
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:03:42 CDT

I heard like nothing last longer then 5-10 seconds on the screen.
REVENGE
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:03:45 CDT

...is a film that people forgot about.
Last Boy Scout. My favorite Bruce Willis movie right there.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:04:26 CDT

.
Danny's right about Domino
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:06:01 CDT

The story and characters sucked. I think the tricked editing made the film watchable. Had it not it just would have been some fucking boring movie. I probably need to see Spy Game again, I don't remember really liking it. Man on Fire is good but not a favorite just because I'm not a huge Denzel fan. I'd say The Fan, True Romance, Days of Thunder or The Last Boy Scout.
I need to see Deja Vu and 123 though as well.
Revenge is required viewing.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:06:08 CDT

At least it should be.
123 is fucking hilarious.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:06:56 CDT

Thats a movie I feel I can watch at home a thousand times just for Travolta screaming "LICK MY BUNG-HOLE MUTHA' FUCKA!!"
REVENGE and SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:06:57 CDT

not ringing any bells. I'll need my team at IMDB to run a search and get me the results.
Favorite Ridley
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:07:44 CDT

White Squall. Though I've not seen Black Rain. Need to watch Thelma and Louise again as well.
I don't really like Denzel either....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:08:39 CDT

...he's always the fucking same. MoF is the one film, he was fucking born to play in. I just caught American Gangster a couple weeks ago, I tried my hardest to write a review but couldn't get through it. That movie was generic as fuck. An absolutely pointless story to me.
Denzel does not exist in this dojo
Cobra--Kai says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:10:14 CDT

Danny, I loved MAN ON FIRE too and own it on DVD. You seen the DVD deleted scenes? It breaks my heart that they didn't use the 'alternate' ending shown there. I thought the ending they used was sort of slow and sedate, it was merely okay. However the alternate ending 'ass bomb takes out kidnappers with a big bang' with a freeze frame of Denzel's grinning face as it detonates was AWESOME.
It also gives a whole new meaning to the title 'MAN ON FIRE' too.
ps. the deleted scenes also include some charming nudity from the hot wife. Why the fuck did you cut that out Tony??!
A GOOD YEAR
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:10:29 CDT

Is Ridley's best film in years. Just a fantastic almost Capraesque little film that shows he can still play on a small scale human level. And a damn honest performance from Crowe.
There is another Travolta movie
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:11:12 CDT

Coming out (i think with Brody?) where he's got the Telly Savalas/Yul Brynner look rocking.
Koutch, Black Rain and Revenge.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:11:32 CDT

Watch at your earliest convenience. You shant be dissapointed.
I'd have to say my favorite thing in American Gangster were Crowe's team. RZA!
is there like a 2 disc version to MAN?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:11:37 CDT

I don't think I've seen any deleted scenes on my disc. I'm pretty sure it just has commentary, which is really fucking good.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:12:44 CDT

Revenge--the Costner / Quinn movie? It rocks.
Cobra, nudity AND ass bomb ending?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:12:54 CDT

I must buy it.
Exactly-- Crowe and his team were the best part.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:14:05 CDT

I thought the 15 minutes or so spent with them were the best of the film. Nothing fucking happened in Denzel's story. What the fuck am I supposed to get out of it? He shot a dude on the street in broad daylight, he work a mink coat his wife gave him, he could be nice but then really mean a second later....the end.
I just don't know who the fuck thought the switching back and forth was a good idea. Generally the stories should mirror one another or cleverly weave in and out-- nothing fucking happened. He catches him, and in the last 2 minutes they become pals? Whats the theme? Drug Lords can be nice people if you get to know them? Fuck that movie.
Looks like I need to rent
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:14:31 CDT

Man on Fire. I missed Man on Fire in threaters, I think I saw it way later. After I saw Transporter 2 and I couldn't get over it. I need to watch both again.
Man On FIre the book is fantastic as well.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:16:05 CDT

.....drastically different, but equally good on its own. You just can't be like those whiny motherfuckers 'THE BOOK IS BETTER CAUSE THERE ARE 78 PAGES OF EXPOSITION!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!'
Yeah I saw American Gangster in theaters
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:16:20 CDT

But it was the late showing I fell asleep. I had just seen this is England as well much better movie about gangsters.
Well, it's a true story, which was the problem.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:17:19 CDT

Skip American Gangster and move right along to DEAD PRESIDENTS!
Fucking amazing movie. I mean, Keith David beats a guy with his fake leg. What else do you need?
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:17:43 CDT

I haven't seen Man on Fire yet. I'll check it out.
I love the Crankporter series. Sure, they're way over the top and unbelievable. But maybe that's why I like 'em.
Favorite part in Transporter 2? When he leaps out the window after those vials. Professional. So much so, in fact, that I'm sure The Transporter would have been named "The Professional" if Jean Reno's movie (aka Leon) hadn't used it already (that's a damn great movie, too)
Cobra--Kai says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:17:44 CDT

Yeah, there is a 2disc dvd plus it's bound to be on the Blu Ray. I just checked You Tube but sadly no one's posted the deleted scenes on there.
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:17:44 CDT

Danny is MoF #1 fan. I didn't even think you could read.
Keith David beats a guy with his fake leg
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:18:40 CDT

I think thats my new screen name. Why haven't I seen this movie a million times already?
Dead Presidents is fantastic.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:19:00 CDT

The shot of Tate running out of the girls house and jumping over fences transitioning to the jungles of Vietnam is fucking marvelous.
And that end "LIFE?! WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT LIFE?! MAN FUCK YOU!!" Heartbreaking.
Very good soulful film. Chris Tucker's best performance as well.
The thing with Man on Fire
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:20:10 CDT

I wasn't expecting it to go as far as it did. My thoughts are still they kind of pussed out in the last twenty minutes, especially when Danny told me what happens in the book. But I'll tell ya, when he's "on fire", holy fucking shit.
the hughs brothers
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:20:15 CDT

Need to seperate as well. The Book of Eli looks fucking awful. Who made Meg a fucking actress? And who said she was hot?
I don't read books very often.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:20:48 CDT

I just don't have the fucking time anymore. I read that thing like 5 years ago. Its really fucking cool. It has a great sense of adventure. It could actually make a very good film on its own, faithful to the book, which wouldn't even really be compared it so fucking different. I've never seen the old MoF with Scott Glenn. Has anyone? it looks pretty shitty.
The book of eli
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:21:22 CDT

You can tell in the trailers that Denzel doesn't know how to fight with a sword. And I can't beleive they are going to release the sequel to The Road so fast.
Chris Tucker's best performance
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:22:05 CDT

5th Element, nothing will change my opinion on this. I think thats one of my top 10 films.
Eli looks more interesting than Road.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:22:10 CDT

Just because its Brothers Hughes and it looks so fucking weird. I like those obviously fake matte painting looking shots.
I think The Hughes Bros have a damn good record so far.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:23:04 CDT

From Hell and American Pimp are both great.
They give each film a distinct style....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:23:59 CDT

....and never repeat themselves. Maybe that explains the giant gaps in their career.
They both looks pretty broing to me
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:24:02 CDT

like neither looks like they offer anything new or interesting to the genre. Maybe they should have thrown in some zombies or vampires, or vampire zombie werewolves? Or killer midgets. Yeah Killer Midgets would've had me there on opening day. As of now its looking like the one pound theater.
I read The Road a month ago for the first time.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:24:10 CDT

I seem to be the only person that didn't like it.
Yeah I like the hughes brothers as well
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:24:57 CDT

But after from Hell did they need to tackle another comic movie?
Stuntcock Mike
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:26:16 CDT

HOW DARE YOU NAY SAY THE ROAD. The 11th commandment states "Thou shall not question the Oprah."
From Hell was a comic?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:26:26 CDT

Didn't know that. Not a comic/graphic novel guy at all. I read The Watchmen 10 years ago. That was the last one.
Neither are very comic like though......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:27:34 CDT

.....I don't even think many people know of them. Its not like they're doing fucking Fantastic Four or something. The genre is so broad now its like saying did they need to do another book adaptation.
World War Z kicked The Road's ass.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:27:40 CDT

Just what I preferred. More my cup 'o tea.
The From Hell book is ugly as fuck....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:28:29 CDT

....I hate that scratchy black and white shit.
Yeah I know
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:28:56 CDT

But it was their last film. I would have liked to see them do something else first.
And in case you want to read it in pdf, here it is.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:29:39 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/adkcvm
They should do a straight up drama.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:29:44 CDT

..
Yeah the art in From Hell
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:31:44 CDT

Makes me not want to read it. I'd rather just have a proper book of it instead.
Exactly.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:32:40 CDT

When the art is that small and fucking ugly, why does it need to include them? Weird approach.
There is this awesome
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:32:55 CDT

Sounding comic series right now called Aliens Vs. Robots. Or like Zombies Vs. Robots. Something cool and simple like that. But the art is this fucking annoying impressionistic shit that you got no fucking clue whats going on. Waste of a great title.
You know the art style I like in comics.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:35:00 CDT

.....is that shit that looks like real people. I have a Punisher anthology book like that. Kinda like the Cal McDonald comics as well, where it was supposedly modeled after Tom Jane. That shit on nice glossy pages. Nice. Fucking nice.
Here it is
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:35:22 CDT

And I really like that author, he's done cool things with crazy artist before. But this just looks gay.
http://tinyurl.com/yc8gmkh
Thats interesting....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:36:41 CDT

....so all the inside art is exactly like that cover? I guess they're just trying to change it up. That would get annoying after awhile though.
I can take a lot of comic styles
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:36:59 CDT

But boring blocky shit now. The most interesting stuff I like is Ben Templesmith. But I can see where people would hate it.
shit no*
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:37:37 CDT

Yeah its like that. Its ok for a picture or two, but trying to tell a story its just a fucking mess.
Like it would make
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:38:46 CDT

For a cool cover but not inside, they'd need to tone it down a bit make shit a little less blurry.
For some reason i think that impressionistic kinda shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:39:30 CDT

....would be good for a Jesus Christ comic. Does that exist? I can just see the images of the crucifixion in that style. A comic bible. If that hasn't happened, I'm fucking pitching it.
Yeah, the only comics I was ever into was The Punisher.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:40:34 CDT

As much as I think the Jane one is the weak link of the three films, I still like it. Rebecca should've gotten nekked though. So fucking hot.
Still can't believe Milani is the all time top story.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:42:18 CDT

Masturbatory paradise.
You guys read
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:43:46 CDT

The punisher destroys the marvel universe right? If not you should. I've never been a big Punisher fan.
Deadpool's were I'm at, its like punisher with jokes. The recent run of Deadpool right now is funny as shit. Its like a Zucker/fam guy humor at its best.
Fam Guy yes/no around these parts? For me its a huge yes.
DG
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:45:00 CDT

I could see that working with a JC comic. That would be cool. There is that Mark Millar comic, American Jesus coming to a theaters near you soon. Didn't really like the art in that. It uses that half assed coloring where you'r like, why didn't just just go black and white?
See, I don't know shit all about Deadpool other than that Wolverine movie.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:45:58 CDT

I like Reynolds and I like the character. My buddy at work told me it was all handled poorly.
Should have been a love scene between Rebecca
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:46:27 CDT

And Travolta, where she needed to bang him to get something. Have his creepy mits all over her, right before Jane steps in there there's a fight with naked Rebecca running around screaming and possible naked Travolta.
Reynolds did deadpool fine
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:47:45 CDT

The movie handled him poorly. First off he's got bad cancer and it deformed as shit. But he is just like how Reynolds did him. That was the only good part of that movie.
I saw the new Punisher as well recently.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 10:53:28 CDT

Another one where I sat at the laptop staring at my hands for 20 minutes, unable to type a single sentence. It was just dull for me. I actually think the moments of violence in Jane's film are far more hardcore and brutal. The blood and gore in War Zone was ineffective. It proves an R really means nothing if you don't know how to fucking deliver the mayhem. Shit that felt so bad ass in the 3:00 violence music video thing, felt flat and badly cut in the film-- like punching the guy's face in. In context with the scene, that moment had no balls. The best scene is the chandelier dangling, and even thats not so great. i did like when he slugs it out with the FBI dude in the alley, reminded me of They Live.
War Zone worked for me
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:24:06 CDT

I guess I went in expecting shit flavored shit and got this zany ass cartoon. I think its the movie Shoot'em Up thinks it is.
I've already said this a million times but BOB DYLAN MUST FUCKING DIE!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:24:59 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/y98gl63
I loved War Zone.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:25:53 CDT

My favorite is still the Dolph. What an odd film.
See it was too grey area for me....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:35:44 CDT

It wasn't zany and goofy enough and it wasn't hardcore enough. It was just right in the middle.
it's a promotion that "would have been unimaginable during the singer's 1960s protest years."
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:36:51 CDT

Ummmmmmm. I fucking hate everyone right now.
you know what I just realized.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:40:34 CDT

...if America were truly as evil and vengeful as France is trying to paint, when we chain Roman's ass up, we would make him watch this for the rest of his natural life.
http://tinyurl.com/ydft6ck
Awwww see-- I told you Dylan was a saint!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:42:00 CDT

100% of the profits go to
www.wfp.org/
??? whats that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:42:19 CDT

from?
Some one needs to do this to all
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:50:10 CDT

Roman fans...and Lynch fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAl5xGi7urQ
What the fuck are you talking about danny?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:53:06 CDT

I can't follow your stream of consious hate? Did someone say/write/twitter/fart something stupid?
I should stop reading about Where the wild things are
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:57:04 CDT

Its gonna make me hate it before it comes out. No one is willing to nay say anything about that film. It's already been deemed Best Movie of the Year by Hot Topic. Ever emo band is already telling stories about how the book changed their life. Harry Knowles had sex with a print of it. What ever happened to movies growing cult status over time? Movies need to have their cult status before they even come out these days.
Probably because it looks fucking AMAZING!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 11:58:33 CDT

And with every clip, still, song, interview, released....it just gets better and better.
But you liked Star Trek...so good luck to you.
Hey you liked Watchmen
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:00:08 CDT

Don't act all like that one guy on me about Star Trek.
I like a lot of things.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:00:58 CDT

....but I will say-- many months later. I don't think I'll ever watch Watchmen again, for whatever reason....
And the Dylan thing was in response to Stunt's post....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:01:58 CDT

....I looked around and saw the profits from the album go entirely to charity.
The Roman thing was just a random thought that made me laugh.
Fuck Twitter.
I don't think I'll watch 99%
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:02:45 CDT

Of every movie I see again. No time, must some ciggerette, drink beer and BANG BANG BANG!
That is true.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:04:46 CDT

...and it goes along with my theory that people who say older films are better are full of shit. I think every year-- there are a handful of films I would actually watch repeatedly for the rest of my life. That is consistent. You can argue there are more bad films made just because more films are made overall than say in 1965. But the good, IMO is no different.
Also I want Where the wild things are
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:05:21 CDT

I just hate how the tigh jean stupid fucking t-shirt wearing, dopey ass hair faggots and their love for shit like Arcade a Fire, Fleet Foxes and that Sex on fire group have already latched so hard onto this movie. These pseudo hippies that don't stand for anything. I wish Spike had gotten away from his musical roots and given us a fucking score. That makes me know that its not from the KIDS perspective.
I agree. That crowd is annoying.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:06:27 CDT

Do what I do. FUCKING IGNORE THEM.
Yeah its hard though
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:08:26 CDT

Because they seem to be the only crowd I can hang around here. Its either that crowd or the football crowd. At least with them I've got something to talk about. Whenever I hang around sports people its like .....cricket.....
Hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:09:00 CDT

There's a guy at my office named Michael Moore. I hope he's fat.
Dude you guys should try to get
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:10:14 CDT

An interview with Dr. Uwe Boll. I'd bet he'd do it. His new movie looks pretty fucking awesome.
I'll talk to Abom about it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:13:09 CDT

We shall try.
Oh and also
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:16:13 CDT

On my 13 hour car ride this weekend I thought about bale for about 10 of those hours and the bracket idea i had. I don't know if I mentioned this. But in each bracket you have Bale in it, the concept will be to see if Bale is more bad ass then these other movies/actors in the certain category. You always put him against an easy win in the first round, but after that its up to the voters.
You can call it
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:16:47 CDT

Bale Vs. Movies
Starting with the horror round since its Halloween soon.
Email me about it,
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:19:57 CDT

We could try it if you help me organize it.
Fucking funny ass Trump story from TMZ
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:21:27 CDT

If Donald Trump thinks something sucks, he'll let you know ... just ask the documentary filmmaker who Trump just called "a loser."
That filmmaker is Mike Tollin, who just made a movie about the brief history of the United States Football League. Trump owned a team in the USFL -- the New Jersey Generals -- until 1985 ... when the whole league tanked.
When Mike finished the film, he sent Trump a copy ... along with a letter that said "I'm guessing you won't love all of it, but I hope you appreciate that I've tried to be fair."
Trump sent the letter back to Tollin -- complete with the following a handwritten message on it:
"Mike ... A third rate documentary -- and extremely dishonest (as you know) -- Best Wishes, Donald Trump ...
P.S. You are a loser"
Donald Trump
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:23:42 CDT

Should be our president.
If you've seen that show Kings
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:24:29 CDT

You can't help but think that the Deadwood guy is channelling Donald Trump.
I saw Trump going off on our foreign oil dependence....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:25:02 CDT

And tearing the fuck into OPEC'S ass. It was well done. He was knowledgeable, confident-- and fucked up any split-screen opposition that opened their mouth.
KINGS -- is that piece of shit still on?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:25:29 CDT

FUCK.
Between Summer Catch and Radio
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:26:07 CDT

I think Mike Tollin's best contribution to the world of TV/movies is Cousin Skeeter.
Was that Lil' John on Cribs once.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:28:22 CDT

...who said "ALL THESE RAPPERS TALKIN' BOUT SCARFACE AND GODFATHER.....HERE'S A GOOD DAMN MOVIE. WHATCHOO KNOW 'BOUT RADIO FOOL?"
and then holds up some torn up dvd copy of Cuba's Radio. Fucking hilarious.
How is that
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:28:40 CDT

That unfunny fat Keanne is one of the main people on the already mega unfunny SNL yet Kel actaully now works at a good burger.
No KINGS is over
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:30:36 CDT

I never knew if it was some 12 part miniseries or a failed show? I enjoyed it, it was boring at times. But whenever Deadwood was on, it was great.
HHHHHHHahahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:31:19 CDT

Lil John.... too bad he died.
And after seeing this new Leno show
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:32:13 CDT

I'm pretty sure NBC wouldn't know a good show even if it came up and cupped while giving them a reach around.
Kel was awesome-- yet he looked on the verge of crack addiction....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:33:43 CDT

...when he was 15.
I wanna know what happened to this motherfucker after ALL THAT.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a0/JoshServer.jpg/180px-JoshServer.jpg
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:36:07 CDT

I'm not that familiar with Uwe Boll--I'd have to educate myself.
The few times I've tried soliciting writers / musicians for interviews here, they stop responding after a while. It's usually right after they request a link to the site. I surmise that they visit here and become frightened by the awesomeness of the Naked Truth, which is shot from the hip 'round these parts.
Is that Amanda Bynes?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:36:17 CDT

I think she's famous now? But now that we got a better/less orange version of her willing to show some we really don't need her anymore. The other actress I speak of is the chick from the Friday 13th redo.
Well Uwe likes to call out fanboys
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:37:17 CDT

And everyone. So I think he'd do it. He's like a bizzaro version of Herzog.
Amanda Bynes is FINE AS FUCK.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:38:10 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yba8ez2
Yes, but ABOM.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:38:46 CDT

We might actually have a shot with DR. BOLL. He embraces the controversy. And it just might be a website he would be happy to have on his dust jacket.
danny
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:39:40 CDT

Have you seen the Friday 13th redo?
though I think that actress
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:40:11 CDT

Probably only did that scene to get noticed and get ahead, probably won't happen again.
No I haven't seen it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:40:37 CDT

..
whats the scene?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:42:01 CDT

,,
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:44:03 CDT

The "Where the Wild Things Are" movie scares me. The full trailer suggested the kid, Max, lives either with a single mom or a mom with a boyfriend / stepdad. I'm concerned because it leads me to believe the writers are gonna introduce all kinds of touchy-feely family bullshit, like how it's okay to be a kid with a single mom or whatever.
That's fine--but not for this movie. In the book, I don't think we even saw Max's mom, much less the rest of his family. He was sent to his room for being a hooligan, and that's when his "dream" begins (it's implied it's a dream).
I can appreciate the writers need to flesh some stuff out to turn the short, illustrated book into a 90 minute picture, but c'com, don't shit on a classic.
Speaking of which, my parents took my kids to "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" this weekend. They enjoyed it. But from what I saw of the commercial, I would fucking hate it. It looks nothing like the book, which focused on the telling of life in Chewandswallow by a charming grandfather. Ron Barret's illustrations MADE that fucking book. So what does the movie studio do? They introduce some wacky scientist guy, who "invents" the funny weather, and they give him a weathergirl girlfriend. Neither character appears in the book. Even worse, the animation retains none of the Barrett charm. Instead, it is indistiguishable from other modern cartoon stuff like "Monsters vs Aliens." Again, don't shit on the classics, man.
a scene with this actresses
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:44:40 CDT

Heavy hanger all out.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1566474/
Go to celeberty movie archieve.com to see pics I'm at work. Good scene best in a real movie I've seen in a while. Had I been 12 the VHS would have been severly worn out.
Well Snowcone
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:47:13 CDT

How else was Jonze going to get his contractually obligated Catherine Keener appearance in?
You know she always comes off as the biggest bitch on film, even 40 year old virgin. But in interviews she seems real cool? What's the deal with that Jerry?
hangers*
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:48:42 CDT
How is making the mom a single mom shitting on the book?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:51:23 CDT

I love the sound of those kind of realistic modern touches. And it doesn't look touchy feely at all. It actually looks like its played quite the opposite, kinda cold and somber for a supposed kids film. It shows Max unable to relate to his mother and fantasizing of a better world where families play together all day outside. Sounds fucking good to me. And remember-- Sendak turned down virtually every big director over the past 30 years trying to adapt this thing. He was never impressed with the pitch and never believed anyone fully grasped the meaning until Spike.
And yeah......Cloudy look like a brainless piece of shit with random shit blowing up. But then again-- thats how I felt about Wall-E. So people think I'm fucking crazy. Cute whiz bang, convenient doors opening and closing really fast and knocking over stuff so its funny just doesn't do it for me.
Snowcone
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:51:40 CDT

THANK GOD! I thought I was going fucking crazy. I haven't found a single person on this earth thats read/heard of Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I fucking love that book (much more then wild things).
Yet ever since the Wild Things trailer, all of the sudden everyone has been reading Where the Wild Things Are every night before they go to bed, and its their favorite childhood book. Fuck that. A place where it rains fucking food hells mother fucking yeah.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:52:36 CDT

Hmmph. I don't know anything about that. I can only hope Jonze does right by it, whatever he did to it. I look forward to taking me kids to see it, with my fingers crossed that Jonze and Co. didn't open a classic child's fable to its centermost page and take a HOT BEEFY STEAMING TURD on it. These days, that's about the most I can ask for out of these remakes and adaptations of beloved stories and such. To come out fecal-free.
Best Horror Feature: HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Tom Six)
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:53:34 CDT

YES! ALREADY GETTING THE ALCOLADES! I think with this new 10 nomination rule, its got a chance.
Why haven't I seen the trailer yet?
Soundtrack
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:54:14 CDT

By Karen O.........
I don't think it will disappoint.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:56:51 CDT

And in the film Max gets upset with his mother when she invites her new boyfriend over....thats what triggers him going to Wild Things Land.
Every friend I have who grew up in the 80s like me, remembers Wild Things very fondly. I still have my original book which was handed down to me from my older brother. I was into some serious shit-- as I remember that and The Giving Tree as two of my favorites, so if an 8 year old Dickblood would have encountered 'CLOUDY' he probably would have said 'Fuck this ignorant shit.'
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:59:00 CDT

Koutch, I won't be surprised when they do "Goodnight Moon" in eye-popping CGI and introduce all kinds of characters who weren't in it and subtexts like AIDS and drug addiction.
Or if they bastardized "Corduroy," the bear who comes to life in a department store toy section.
Then again, it might kick ass if they gave Corduroy weapons and shit, and he maimed or killed the night guards and hunted people in the store at night.
No fuck you Cloudy
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:59:03 CDT

Is an amazing kids book. Go fucking find it and read it now.
I really dig the Wild Things Score.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:59:05 CDT

...listen to the whole thing here.
http://stereogum.com/archives/stream-the-where-the-wild-things-are-soundtrack_092471.html
Like everything in the film, it looks to really capture the weirdness and magic of childhood. Putting together a group of random kids to scream through the chorus...fucking genius.
If you Give a Mouse a Cookie....
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 12:59:54 CDT

He's gonna want blood.
So its an actual score at least?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:01:40 CDT

Well thats good.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:02:35 CDT

Koutch, yeah we ordered "Cloudy" when I was in the Scholastic Book Club as a kid in like 1979 or whenever it came out. We dog-eared that book. The illustrations were absolutely mesmeric, like album cover art. I'd open the book just to stare at the drawings on single pages for hours. Remind me to tap Ron Barrett to draw my heavy metal album cover when I get around to recording it. Him and / or Drew Struzan.
I said this on the fat boys website
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:02:40 CDT

I think Jonze should have gotten the Beasties to do a muscial score for the film. I don't have any reason why except that it would be cool. All profits go to some cancer foundation.
Not really a score.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:03:08 CDT

Karen O songs with kids screaming......actually a lot of that shit from the trailers is the score. That light acoustic with the boy humming when Max is playing in the snow, thats all original songs.
You know what kids book adaptation blew cock....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:04:52 CDT

...and lost every ounce of fucking cool from the book -- THE LITTLE VAMPIRE. Anyone read that? It was like early 90s.
Koutch...have you seen that shitty Pixar Wild Things test?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:06:46 CDT

..
With that Maguire kid?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:07:19 CDT

Never saw it nor read it. Polar Compass was pretty shit film, never read the books.
Yeah with Lipnicki.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:08:06 CDT

....fucking sucked balls. The first book is bad ass.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:09:27 CDT

DGDB, I wasn't aware Sendak had blown off so many proposals over the years, which as you say suggests he's very concerned about who makes it and how it comes off on screen.
I'm not saying having "mom issues" won't be a good thing; it's just that I worry because that stuff wasn't there to begin with. Hopefully Jonze can work some magic.
Like give Max a gun, and say "Let the wild rumpus begin!" and have him shoot people from a campus bell tower or something.
Danny Ther is at least one Jesus comic strip I kow of
Xiphos says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:11:02 CDT

When I was in Kosovo in 95 some relgious group sent a comic strip version of the crucifixion story over to us around Easter. The best part of the story was that guys were trading them to hookers for blow jobs.
Well the book is 10 sentences.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:11:20 CDT

You have to bulk it up somehow. I'm glad they went with personal shit like that over adding some magical subplot with an evil wizard or some shit. Thats what I'm saying-- the decsions made, all sound like the right ones. The biggest being the use of practical puppets and involving Henson's Company. 9 out of 10 directors today would have made them completely CG, and lose all fucking life and emotion by doing so.
Why would hookers want Jesus comics?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:12:37 CDT

..
Never seen the pixar test?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:14:04 CDT

What did they at one point start making the movie? They should put more effort into their Mario Brothers movie. Time for some $5 foot long.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:14:24 CDT

Here's a link to "Bloodhound Gang," the show on which Marcelino Sanchez (Rembrandt from Warriors) starred. It was a mini-show on the PBS show 3-2-1 Contact, which I frickin loved.
Too bad Rembrandt doesn't bop anybody or spray paint Ws on buildings.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:14:40 CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4273oOYy7s&feature=related
I'm wrong-- its pre-Pixar.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:18:41 CDT

Lasseter directed the test though.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvIDRoO8KnM
they were catholic
Xiphos says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:20:17 CDT

had kids and it was near easter. It only worked for the first dozen or so people that did it. after that it was back to money, food or clothes.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:22:32 CDT

Danny, I concur with the "guys in rubber suits" approach to Wild Things. If it's live action, I really want to feel like the monsters are THERE with the kid. Sometimes practical is better. For example, my favorite Yoda is the one in "Empire," the Frank Oz puppet. Sure, we could tell he was fake--but he looked just real enough (and acted real,thanks to Oz) that we only needed a smidgen of imagination to make the leap in our heads that what we were seeing onscreen really did exist
Abominable Snowcone says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:23:59 CDT

Wild Things Pt. 2
Max's mother busts him out of a high-security work prison, where he's been breaking rocks, and sends him on a mission into the third world TO TAKE PHOTOS ONLY. Although he is NOT TO ENGAGE THE ENEMY under any circumstances, Max unleashes hell and the death toll rises faster than the water on Pogo-Pogo yesterday
Good interview on Wild Things...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:24:13 CDT

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/magazine/06jonze-t.html?pagewanted=all
fucking awesome....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:28:29 CDT

Another decision that seemed so right on from way back when that test scene leaked-- to have them talk like normal people, not like actors trying to make goofy fucking monster voices.
>-----------
> “What would they talk like?” He decided they should talk like people, not like monsters. They were “complex emotional beings,” he told me, with wild emotions roiling inside them. Then he began to think of the wild things as actually being wild emotions, embodying all the intense things children — and grown-ups — sometimes feel. “I felt that I could write infinitely about that, because that’s so much of what we are,” he told me.
>-----------------------
http://tinyurl.com/ye4z4h6
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:29:33 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yaojesw
http://tinyurl.com/y989pby
why they had to CG the faces....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:38:34 CDT

The problems began almost immediately. In July 2006, less than six weeks before the start of shooting, the Henson-built monster suits arrived at the Melbourne soundstage where Jonze and his crew had set up their offices. “They were beautiful,” Landay recalled. Then the actors climbed inside and began moving around. Right away, Jonze told me, he could see that the heads were absurdly heavy. Only one of the actors appeared able to walk in a straight line. A few of them called out from within their costumes that they felt like they were going to tip over. Jonze and Landay had no choice but to tell the Henson people to tear apart the 50-pound heads and remove the remote-controlled mechanical eyeballs. This meant that all the facial expressions would have to be generated in post-production, using computers.
had set up their offices
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:55:32 CDT

I always wonder what that intales? Like do they go and scope out a couple office buildings they like or what?
I want to see a picture of the creepy customes
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:56:25 CDT

Without eyeballs.
Why he is a bad ass:
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 13:58:32 CDT

Michael Rooker said he was working as a janitor when he auditioned for the part of Henry and went to the audition in his janitor uniform. He got the part, and continued to wear his uniform throughout the film shoot. He only had one jacket, though, so he took it off before he "killed" anyone so he wouldn't get blood on it.
Yeah Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:02:24 CDT

...you go check out various office buildings for rent. Consider location, square footage, vibe of the building, logistical shit as simple as where you're gonna rent a copy machine from and how close the nearest repair guy is in case it breaks down during script copying. Have to set up internet, phone lines, who gets which office....all that shit. Takes a good amount of time.
Yeah thats odd
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:07:50 CDT

See these are the aspects of film making that don't tell you in your dreams.
they not that*
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:08:04 CDT
Thats the production staff handling that shit....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:09:42 CDT

Production Coordinator, Production Secretary, Office P.A.'s.....
yeah still
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:12:43 CDT

Just another step I don't understand.
Like I wonder how hard it is to move from
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:16:48 CDT

Indie to big budget studio film. Like it seems like there is a lot more responsibility involved with a big budget film not all directors could handle.
Not necessarily....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:27:51 CDT

...it just depends on to what capacity the director was working on his cheap indie film. A lot of the time its more back breaking down the cheap small shit because you're doing absolutely everything on your own-- when you rise you, you have mobs wiping your ass and patting the sweat off your balls between takes. Sure theres a lot of pressure to recoup 100 million dollars, but there's also a lot of pressure to recoup the 30 grand your fucking parents loaned you.
Office Production staff....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:29:15 CDT

....just keep the paper-work end of it moving without any involvement in any of the creative departments. They usually rise up to Production Managers and eventually Producers if they stay in the game long enough.
I wonder whats the average time to move up from fluffer
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:32:31 CDT

To star?
Like what weasly director
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:34:59 CDT

Goes into the fluffer room (probably to get a little one himself) and go. "Damn, you seen how well Linda works the fluff room? I think she's pretty good, we should give her a doubles scene in the next film and see how she handles screen time?"
"Your right, I went in there for some coke and a fluff and thought wow! I can't believe she can handle Me, Jerome, Clayton, Steele, Johnathan and Betty all by her self. AND AT ONCE!"
Like the other sagging star comes into
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:36:20 CDT

the fluff room one day to tell Linda off. "You'll never suck dick as good as me! You can't even suck the cum stain off of the floor of my shot!"
Is there a porno version of All About Eve?
Jesus there are like 20 movies
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:37:39 CDT

Coming out this weekend. Serious Man and Zombieland yes! That Ricky G movie....rental. Whip It = Skip. Capitalism = Drunk movie.
Man
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:38:29 CDT

Why do I always have to fucking wait till friday to see what movies are showing at the theater? Why can't theaters get their shit together?
Oh yeah fuck me
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:39:05 CDT

And Toy Story. I'll send in my review danny.
Toy Story 3D review you mean?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:48:01 CDT

Go ahead. As long as its fucking exclusive.
hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:50:20 CDT

No sorry its gonna be EVERYWHERE!
The IMDB Trivia on Henry: Portrait of A Great Man
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:50:56 CDT

Is actually really good. They need to hire me to be in charge of that section, some are really lacking.
We'll take it if its just on your blog thing.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:53:00 CDT

....but not other sites.
Jeez
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:55:28 CDT

What high standards you guys have.
Yes we critique reviews like we critique a set of loose hanging tits....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 14:56:42 CDT

..
judiciously....with a firm grip on quality.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:04:17 CDT

..
I probably won't be able to see it till next weekend
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:05:58 CDT

Anyway. Fucking Dish network is raping my hole right now for something they fucked up. I can't do anything about it.
I was on the phone last night for over and hour just trying to get up to the highest person possible. They screwed up and never changed our billing address after we moved (I guess thats UP TO ME to do). So we haven't gotten a bill in a while, so I come home and the cable is some shitty partial cable like PPV and infomercial channels (YEAH SPEND MORE MONEY!). So I call at our bill is close to $300, its like 3 months behind, but with 1 late fee? So I tell them we haven't gotten a bill, we were never notified of our service about to be disconeccted, you just can't take away someones cable (yes they can).
They told me it was my responsiblity to pay my bill and get my bills? Really? This isn't a fucking utility, but thats what they make it.
So turns out our address was never updated, one of the 10 people I talked to said it was a computer glitch (I latched on to this, because its admiting a mistake) and ran with it. I asked her if this was sky net and informed her that I was not John Conner. I got her to say she is not the terminator before I got off the phone with that one.
The next lady I told her about the law suit america has with dish and won and now dish owes billions of dollars to consumers because of fradulant charges. She told me well every coproation does that, I said yeah but most get away with it Dish didn't.
All I wanted was to pay $100 of the bill and get my cable back I would pay the rest once I had a paper bill in my hand at the right address. I told her I don't have the internet to change my info. And asked her why a bill wasn't ever set to the fucking physical address that the cable was at.
Pretty much came down to the fact that someone at corporate put a hold on our account saying we couldn't get cable back till we paid the whole bill. But I said don't they totally cut off your cable first? This was a soft cut? So I demanded a phone number for corporate, she couldn't give me one. I believe her because I think I had her close to tears. But I made nice at the end because I knew it wasn't her fault and she just works there (I think I was funny enough through the whole thing that it makes for a good story on their end too).
All she could fucking give me was a god damn e-mail address and an physical mailing address? Are. You. Fucking. kidding. me. Such complete fucking bullshit to the bullshit bullshit's. This is why america is going down the crapper, we have to pay for shit that doesn't create jobs that just gives rich people more money and there is no way for anyone to ever be held accountable for it, if your just a single small lonely consumer. We waste our money in fucked fees for stupid shit that we can't buy actual products. I hate america.
I swear to god it was like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:11:32 CDT

The who's on first of 2009.
And then on top of that of course
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:12:03 CDT

My fucking new video camera is not compatible with Mac. Fuck me.
wait. why didnt you just change the fucking billing address originally?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:13:10 CDT

..
Looks like Dennis Hooper is about to kick the bucket
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:14:18 CDT

Not really surprised there.
which video camera....why?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:16:19 CDT

.....what format does it shoot on?
Hopper won't die. I think its Swine Flu.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:18:17 CDT

...
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:18:29 CDT

Wynonna's children home schooled by man facing child porn charges
or maybe God is listening to me....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:19:11 CDT

....when I scream and cry "GIVE US BACK SWAYZE, TAKE FUCKING DENNIS HOPPER!!!" every night before bed.
We didn't change it...
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:19:56 CDT

Because we were never told we had to? We fucking called them up said, HEY we are moving from point A to point B. They said ok, we'll send someone out. He came moved our shit said everything was good to go. Why do we have two fucking addresses in their system, especially when we told them we were moving? Why weren't we asked about updating the billing address then?
Sony Handicam 100-DX
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:20:46 CDT

I think thats it. Don't know the format off the top of the ole noggin.
Oh I see....so the guy moved the service....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:21:02 CDT

....and you assumed they would send to new place of service. Yeah-- THATS FUCKED.
What is it shooting on though? memory stick?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:22:41 CDT

.....so the file type it converts to isn't compatible?
It's been a week or two since a celeb death. Ahhh, FUCK HOPPER.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:24:32 CDT

He won't die anyway, his body is 98.3% grain alcohol.
YEah I couldn't reall dick with it too much last night
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:24:57 CDT

Because the fucking internet crapped out. Litterally I went from streaming netflicks episodes of Bullshit to my couch found out the cable was down, my wife got home like 5 minutes later, tried to use the internet and it wasn't working either. Fucking almost had to figure out a way to intertain ourselves without technology last night! Thank allah for DVR.
You guys hear the Billy Mays death joke?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:27:10 CDT

I can't remember if I heard it here or from my brother.
Anyways: Usually bad things happen in threes, so of course we have three celebrity deaths all in a row. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the forth one for free.
Billy Mays death joke....shame on you.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:27:56 CDT

..
Jesus my spelling sucks
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:28:32 CDT

I plead Quentin Tarantino.
Koutch same here. Incompatible as fuck.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:29:14 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ydl95b4
+
http://tinyurl.com/ya8jjjk
=
http://tinyurl.com/bcyt8n
hahahah
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:31:40 CDT

So what did you do? You get a new computer or camcorder? I'm thinking of returning my camcorder and getting a different one, since I only got it a week ago. How the fuck do I still live in a age were computer shit in incompatible???? What the fuck is this the floppy disc era all over again?
Man and I fucking read somewhere
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:32:49 CDT

That it actually was, that the idiot on amazon was talking about an older version of IMAC. Plus I can't find the fucking Snow Leopard cd that came with the computer where ever that went.
Welcome to Sony tech monopoly......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:37:26 CDT

Most of those hard drive/memory stick cams encode to play only on Sony software. And as far as I know thats only PC compatible because Sony fucking loves installing spyware to monitor what you're purchasing.
Fuck everything SONY/PC/WINDOWS....burn all those motherfuckers down.
Thief
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:39:24 CDT

With Caan, anyone seen it?
"almost had to figure out a way to intertain ourselves without technology"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:41:14 CDT

I hear ya Koutch. Damn near impossible.
In situations like that....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:43:03 CDT

.....I enjoy pissing in her gape for entertainment.
By her I mean this Asian chick from High School that started calling once she found out I was divorced, that I won't fuck but merely 'play' with.
I haven't figured it out yet.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:45:31 CDT

My mac is 6 months old. Camera is a year old so I won't be returning either. The Wife has a Vista pc, so I'll use her windows shit computer instead. Fuck it.
The Mac runs like a Swiss watch anyway. No need to fill up MY computer with needless software.
Danny your divorced
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:46:11 CDT

Is this recent? Between you and HOD is this like a divorcee meeting place are something?
Peter Greenaway why don't I know more about his work.
Asian gals are top drawer.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:47:27 CDT

I had a Japanese girlfriend back in the mid nineties. Holy fuck did her parents hate me. Probably 'cause I used to just stare at them like, "Yup, your Daughter's ass? Had!"
Yeah but thats why we bought the new computer
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:47:59 CDT

To learn how to do basic editing with a camera. So I need it to work.
Yeah-- this whole crew is fucked.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:49:05 CDT

Except Abom......he's normal.
Stunt has his serious addiction to ass.
Return the camera.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:49:44 CDT

I'd do it if I could.
Well, I'm happily hitched.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:50:59 CDT

But Jesus, I love pornography.
I'm sure there is a way Koutch.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:51:16 CDT

But its gonna be a fucking bitch. Generally editing programs don't like those sort of memory stick/hard drive cams because they compress and encode as they are saving and you need the raw/clean version of the footage to manipulate, so you have to convert it to something your program can understand. Like my Kodak zi6 pocket cam automatically saves as a quicktime file, so in order for me to fuck with it in Final Cut I have to convert like 200 fucking files from my Mehhico trip. FUCK.
Panasonics are the most compatible....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:52:37 CDT

....with Macs out of all those. Or so I've heard. Or you could just go with the bad ass fucking Kodak zi6. automatic fucking quicktimes.
Damn
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:53:03 CDT

hmmmmmmm fuck I wonder what camera I should get? I really fucking liked that camera and got this expensive case/cable/battery thing I'll have to return as well.
Can I just return Sony? Like the whole company? Fucking blu-ray/HD greedy ass mother fuckers.
Sony is seriously fucked......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:53:47 CDT

...NEVER ever buy one of their fucking VAIOS. The amount of shit they secretly install is unfuckingreal.
I love how
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:54:58 CDT

Any new advancement in technology or medicine is no longer for the benefit of the greater good. But for the rich to get richer. I wish some non asshole created something that just destroyes a major company....and gives it away for free.
Like imagine if someone like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:56:19 CDT

Bill Gates, just came up with this bomb ass amazing super computer. Made 6 million or however many people their are on the planet or america and said. "Here you go".
I do however like
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:58:10 CDT

My Sony back light TV. Then need to just stick with TVs. Because they fuck everything else by creating this middle of the road technology in everything else. That you get because you don't want to pay top of the line, but you don't want bargin basement shit.
2 companies are doing that.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:58:23 CDT

GOOGLE and fucking MOZILLA FIREFOX.
In a few years time, you will start to see more and more PC's pop up with a Google Operating System, with open source alternatives like Open Office installed.
FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS!!
I enjoy Panasonic products......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:59:38 CDT

....in my opinion they are built just as well but easier to use, and less intrusive.
THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 15:59:57 CDT

Who they?
Moving from pc to Mac is the best move I've ever made.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:03:10 CDT

Ease of use. No garbage software. Not one hiccup.
Professional.
PC?
Never again.
yeah fuck
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:04:00 CDT

Damnit I didn't want to have to buy another camera, but looks like I'll have to. Fuck me. Technology is kicking my ass this week.
Yeah-- PC's are a fucking joke.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:04:13 CDT

I have no idea why anyone with the means doesn't switch right fucking now......even their cheap ass Mac Pages word processor program beats the shit out of Word with ease. And it costs like 60 fucking bucks.
But my yard
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:04:18 CDT

Looks fucking damn good.
To illustrate Microsoft's greedy insolence...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:06:19 CDT

Almost every public school in California is switching to Open Office as its word processing program because they can no longer afford the licensing Microsoft requires of schools. I have no idea what it costs exactly, but it is a subscription that must be renewed and its per fucking computer. Nice!! So now the kids switch to something better, open sourced, and free!
we have the weirdest fucking conversations....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:08:02 CDT

day to day....Jesus.
I don't really care much about my camera.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:09:38 CDT

I just shoot the odd video of my kid for the Grandparents. It's not like I'm making films or anything like that.
Then I'd have this:
http://tinyurl.com/ycz68ul
and this
http://tinyurl.com/yeapand
God damn
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:10:00 CDT

Like the guru of my camera just posted a essay on Amazon on how to use it.
The Mac pro
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:12:07 CDT

Is that like just an addition to any MAC computer?
No. Mac Pro are the high end models.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:12:41 CDT

..
I really did miss my calling in life, if I'm honest.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:12:57 CDT

Director of porn films. altough I'd probably hate porn if I worked in it.
Oh well then......
EPIC SUCCESS!
OK also
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:14:05 CDT

I can't figure out how spell check works on my mac. I feel like a rere.
Well what screens do Mac Pros use?
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:14:42 CDT

Do you just buy a screen?
Key to good porn = LOTS OF SPIT
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:14:42 CDT

..
Yeah-- any monitor works with them.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:15:31 CDT

....they are just those big ass towers. The only Mac towers are the Pros.
Key to good porn =
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:17:14 CDT

Gianna Micheals.
Key to GOOD PORN = NIKKI RHODES
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:18:25 CDT

..
Key to GOOD PORN =
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:20:36 CDT

good clean up man. Thats the thing that always gets me about them. I would never just spray we stuff all over the place. I need a concetrated collector. I don't want to have to chang the sheets right away.
As a Porn magnate I'd bring Nikki Dial out of semi-retirement.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:25:06 CDT

Amazing. And P.J. Sparxx. Best ass.
for 90s snatch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:35:56 CDT

Jill Kelly......Jill Kelly.
I just figured out why I hate Bob Dylan.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:36:03 CDT

You know how the morning after you have insane sex with a female of the women species and you wake up and have a piss and you get a waft of sex scent from your cock/ball region that's a combination of cunt, cock, and ass?
BOB DYLAN SMELLS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!
How is that not a good thing?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:36:43 CDT

..
Yes! Jill is awesome. Even the lesbo stuff.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:36:52 CDT

Her anus has zero fear.
Whats it called when your in your mid 20's
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:37:49 CDT

And your already having a mid life crisis? Am I going to die young?
Yeah, bad fucking example actually.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:37:51 CDT

It smells like a badge of honor.
Koutch. Mid-20's = THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:39:19 CDT

.
So, Ed Furlong is a coke-smoker?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:41:30 CDT

Big surprise.
http://tinyurl.com/ybxtdse
You should bring that up in the Dr. Boll
Koutchboom says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:43:33 CDT

Interview.
Yet another life Jim Cameron fucking destroyed...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:43:37 CDT

.....Ed would have still been a kid in Burbank skateboarding all day if it weren't for that fuck capitalizing on his innocence.
Furlong in Green Hornet?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:44:57 CDT

What the fuck does he play? Crackhead #4 In Alley?
So Dr. Boll how do you feel about Furlong.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:45:43 CDT

....getting back into coke?
BOLL: FAAAAWK YOU!!!!!!!
I liked Ed in that sad ass movie with Kathy Bates....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:46:36 CDT

...with all the kids in the shanty house. A HOME OF OUR OWN or some shit. Sad fucking movie.
Rampage. Fucking Avatar's eyeballs
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:53:48 CDT

Dr. Boll. Your public awaits.
Koutch, you are just going through
Continentalop says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:55:11 CDT

Your Quarterlife Crisis. Danny is right, things get a lot better, as long as you don't massively fuck up when you're young (and get in huge debt, prison or hooked on drugs). Being 30-something rocks, and I am looking forward to my 40s.
PS - I know you are married, but I think their is a clause that says every wife understands why their husbands have a mistress when they are in their 40s. I could be mistaken though.
Koutch, re=Thief
Continentalop says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 16:59:00 CDT

Awesome movie. One of my favorite, and easily my favorite Michael "Raping 13-year-olds is not a crime" Mann film.
Stuntcock
Fra Dolcino says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 17:02:51 CDT

Totally irrelevant to everything here.
I saw you reviewed Rammstein's Reise, Reise/Rosenrot a while back.
You should check out the music video for their new single "Pussy" - contains full hard core penetration and cumshots. Mostly in English too. Quite hilarious.
actually
Fra Dolcino says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 17:04:35 CDT

it seems that it's not that irrelevant after all, what with all the porn talk. Either way, check it out!
Mac vs. PC
Fra Dolcino says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 17:09:00 CDT

http://tiny.cc/P79YY
90's poon...Ashlyn Gere, Stephany Swift
Conspiracy says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 18:40:23 CDT

For me..those girls were the definitive Poon of the 1990's. I damned near hospitalized myself to Swift...on numerous occasions. And I am devastated to know she has cancer
And if anyone is worried about Midlife shit...do what I did at 35, marry an Asian girl 10 years younger, one who likes computers, porn and strippers; while keeping your old girlfriends as 'friends', just in case.
And I agree..Good Porn=Spit
Conspiracy says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 18:52:57 CDT

And girl to girl cum swapping. Nothing worse than Porn with a plot or even a shred of romance...fuck that shit. It is plot less, music less, Gonzo fucking or nothing at all in my porn world. Want to see good Porn..Russian Porn..those fuckers know their shit.
Worst Porn=Japanese. Hot fucking girls...but the guys treat them like a science experiment, can't fuck worth a shit, and are so fucking small the girls have to fake it...and they fake it poorly. eee..eeee..eeee.eeeee.eeee..iyeeee...iyeeee. Fucking shit I say.
2009 versus Steel Panther and SUVs
LordBronco says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 18:57:49 CDT

Sexist, mascara wearing rock stars do not exist in this dojo!
http://www.maxim.co.uk/entertainment/music/18514/steel_panther.html
I recommend mascara for Abom-it will get him ahead in life
Black Dynamite. This is fucking amazing.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 19:07:19 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/yc7wb6r
My God, that's awesome.
Fra Dolcino
Stuntcock Mike says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 19:08:10 CDT

New song means new album? Yesssss.
Warriors come out and plaaaaayyyy
LordBronco says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 19:14:26 CDT

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-bitch.html
I am an attention whore
Stuntcock
Fra Dolcino says:

Wed 30 Sep 2009 20:28:39 CDT

Indeed it does, my good man.
Comes out 10/16 in Europe, 10/20 here. Is called "Liebe ist für alle da" or "Love is there for all". They'll have a song called "Weiner Blüt/Viennese Blood" which is about the Fritzl incest case. Hah. Just as in Reise Reise, "Mein Teil" was about the Armin Mewes cannibal case. The lyrics are pretty amazing. A good site for translations is herzeleid.com.
Ha, Mike
Continentalop says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 04:29:53 CDT

I thought you would like that.
Did you check out clips 3 & 4 (especially 4 which had tits in it)?
No! I'll have to go back and check.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 08:48:44 CDT

Fra, I've never really tried to translate the lyrics. I'll give it a shot this time out.
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 09:02:44 CDT

Yeah, a House of Our Own was good and depression. Bates sure can act, but she's no looker. I think her male equivalent is Ed Asner.
Grammaton Cleric Binks says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 09:04:51 CDT

Depressing. Where's our edit button?
A play by play review of the new Rammstien video "Pussy" from Metal Hammer
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 09:22:49 CDT

The new Rammstein video has tits, sausages (both actual and metaphorical) and a whole shedload more. It’s very NSFW. Team Hammer study the pornographic video in minute detail for those of you unable to watch the vid at work.
0:01 – Gyrating woman opens the video. She looks slutty. We like slutty.
0:08 – 0:32 – A French maid, a cheerleader, a horny secretary, a stripper in leopard print sliding down a pole (it’s an actual pole, not a euphemism for a penis you dirty beggar), a ridiculously hot chick in a bubble bath.
0:42 – Till Linderman licks and spanks his cleaner. Call us suspicious but we don’t think she actually makes her living as a cleaner. The kinky French Maids outfit gives it away.
0:53 – Cristoph Schneider in a suit having a meeting with his sexy secretary. That’s a gusset shot! Have you seen that film Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal? You really should. The best spanking scenes from a movie ever. Easily.
1:13 – Check the look in Till Lindermann’s eye as he shouts “you’ve got a pussy”. He loves it! Oh yeah, that reminds us. There’s music playing too.
1:22 – Alright, enough of the band playing the song. Can we see some tits now?
1:25 – That’s more like it! Paul Landers throws money at a scantily-clad blonder riding a bucking bronco.
1:34 – Boooooooooooooooobies…and Landers is getting off with her. Nice work if you can get it.
1:41 – Oliver Riedel is bound to a chair and wearing some bondage gear. A hot dominatrix wearing crotch less pants licks and bites him before battering him with a riding crop. We bet he’s seen Secretary.
2:03 – Hold on, was that her gash?
2:05 – Yep, that was definitely her gash. Woman spreads eagle in front of a bowl of sausage and mash and then eats the sausage. Tesco’s sausages are better than the ones you get from Waitrose, just in case you cared.
2:15 – Richard J. Kruspe lets a woman out of a suitcase in a hotel room who he then dances with and sprays champagne over before she gets her boobs out. He gets off with her, bends her over and spanks her. If you haven’t got the gist by now, this isn’t going to be shown on CBeebies.
2:32 – Keyboardist Flake is depicted as having a vagina (the second of the video) and a hot women goes down on him. This is the same guy who gets buggered by Lindermann on stage every night. The average therapy costs £30 for a 50 minute session in the UK, FYI.
2:40 – The girl from the above part gets naked and mounts a stuffed-bear carpet like the one in The Adams Family movie. No real reason but it looks cool.
2:45 – OK, NOW it’s hardcore. A hot blonde has just begun to finger herself with one hand and film it with the other. We’ve never met anyone willing to do this in the past. We’re clearly not hanging out at the right places.
3:00 – Linderman stands at a podium and waves a German flag around. Oh yeah, we’re noticing the music again.
3:13 – Schneider’s just got his knob out! This is an outrage and cannot be allowed! What do you mean that’s sexist?! Fuck you!
3:16 – Blowjob!
3:17 – And another!
3:25 – That’s actually hardcore pornography! Every member of Rammstein is getting their end away. Can we suggest that Girl’s Aloud make a video like this next? Cheryl Cole can have a bestiality scene (which would still be a step-up from her rancid husband). Louis Walsh FTW.
3:54 – Jizz. Can you think of another music video with jizz in it? By a band that play arenas? We salute you, you crazy fuckers!
3:57 – The end. We’re off for a cigarette and a lie down.
Link?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:17:44 CDT

Sounds awesome. I'm gonna start spam calling TRL NOW!
So wait....the Du Hast guys actually get blown and pop on camera?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:22:19 CDT

They show their cocks right? But I wasn't clear whether its them getting blown or if its just cutting to random cock stock footage.
It's all them, spewing cocks and all........
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:24:03 CDT

.
its nice to see
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:28:44 CDT

That not all rockers have become huge pussy's.
Incredible.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:30:00 CDT

AIBN staff should probably do the same.
Anyone remember the
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:30:20 CDT

Smack My Bitch up Video? That thing was awesome. Lots of early teenage spooge was conjured up because of that vid.
God there is just a big bitch fucking session
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:35:45 CDT

On thise stupid fucking conference call. You guys aren't changing your OUT OF OFFICE. You need to log everything. You need to log why you were late five minutes getting to the office. You need to log what you have for lunch. You need to make sure that you log everytime you log. You need to log the color of your urine throughout the day. You need to log everytime you look away from the computer screen. You need to spend at least 75% of your day loging otherwise we can't figure out what you did and refuse to call you.
I remember the BREATHE music video...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:46:15 CDT

...that was fucking righteous.
Smack My Bitch Up. The shemale video.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:52:58 CDT

Love it. That video used to be an average Saturday evening for me.
I'm glad our community really embraces chicks with dicks....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 11:58:46 CDT

...I mean, it seemed like the obvious next step in the sexual revolution.
Was she suppose to be a she male?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:02:11 CDT

I guess she does pee pee standing up at one point?
The scary part is..........what's fucking next?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:02:15 CDT

Scary.
Koutch. At the end of the unedited version "she" looks in the mirror
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:04:24 CDT

and you see she has a cock. Just like Megan.
I saw a chick take a piss standing up on my cruise....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:06:13 CDT

...on the top deck in heavy fog at about 3am. She didn't have a dick either, I saw how she sorta lifted the piss hood a bit to not ruin her fucking heels.
Whats next after she-males?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:07:28 CDT

Well it gets to the point where the sex is so obscene and so wet, you just have to sort of revert back to the beginning. So everyone does 'losing my virginity' role-play type shit. Innocent missionary with no kissing.
And I think I'm wrong. Doesn't it turn out to be a woman at the end?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:07:53 CDT

What the fuck? Did I just make up and alternate reality there? Did I want her to have a cock?
I need a fucking drink.
Plot and theme
The promotional music video for "Smack My Bitch Up", directed by Swede Jonas Åkerlund depicts a night out in the city filmed from a first-person perspective, portraying drinking and driving, snorting cocaine, violence, vandalism, nudity and sex. The unedited version also includes a scene of heroin use and a hit and run incident. The protagonist takes a stripper (played by model Teresa May) home and has sex with her. As the stripper leaves with her stuff, the protagonist glances in the mirror, is revealed to be a woman, and passes out on the bed.
Really?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:08:30 CDT

YOu sure? Maybe the version I had was bad. Man no wonder I'm so messed up I spent a year spanking it to a she dude.
Didn't Jonas direct those bad ass Depeche Mode - Ultra videos?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:11:22 CDT

..
Nevermind. It was Anton Corbijn that did those.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:12:15 CDT

...their style is very similar. That ugly, raw, handheld, dull Euro trash scene. Fucking love it.
why do music directors make such weird fucking features?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:17:36 CDT

Anton made CONTROL
Jonas made SPUN
Romanek made ONE HOUR PHOTO (what the fuck?)
Cock, no cock. Doesn't fucking matter any more.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:17:57 CDT

One more boundary crossed by AIBN.
Next.
I really like Spun.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:20:15 CDT

Though it seems like a lot of gimmicks and tricks on first viewing. The second time was much better.
And Rob Halford and Alexis Arquette are in it.
Cock/No Cock
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:24:15 CDT

Really....for a one time rendezvous she just gotta have a warm mouth, good teeth and nice big fucking implants.
And until Where The Wild Things Are drops -- NOTHING ELSE FUCKING MATTERS.
UH OH-- FUCK KIRK CAMERON, FUCK JESUS, AND FUCK THE DIAZ BROTHERS!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:38:48 CDT

The missing link is FOUND!
http://tinyurl.com/yd7w8t6
Rammstein song info
Fra Dolcino says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:43:25 CDT

Video for Pussy is directed by the same Jonas Akerlund who directed Smack My Bitch up.
Video can be found at: http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein
Obviously very very NSFW!!!
From the wiki: "It is the first officially released music video in history to contain 'cumshots' (ejaculation)."
Spun was fun
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:43:59 CDT

One Hour Photo sucked. Fincher did Alien 3, McG did Charlies Angels. That one guy did Torque.
Yay. Bay announce Transformers 3 today. "Day one"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:44:45 CDT

I say 100 mil opening weekend.
The general public is completely retarded.
He gives a nice shout out to Megan "man meat" Fox:
Transformers 3: July 1st, 2011 10/01/2009 09:41 AM Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012. Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters. P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you. Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3. Michael
Oh yeah-- that Torque cocksucker....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:45:23 CDT

That little Asian guy that does all the Britney Spears videos. Fuck.
How can I forget Michel Gondry?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:45:54 CDT

THE KING.
When is that Wild Things movie out?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:46:29 CDT

I barely remember the book as a kid.
If this was 6 months ago I would be disgusted by all this Tranny loving...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:47:29 CDT

but ever since Tranny-formers 2(I wonder if thats the name of a real porno title. Must investigate.) my attitude may have changed towards them. Cock or no cock I'd give to up to Megan or Mark or whatever its name is in a heart beat. Those implants are calling my name. I might even give him/her a reach around if the mood strikes me. I'd just pretend I was jacking off anyway.
Who are THE DIAZ BROTHERS??
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:47:52 CDT
I liked Torque
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:48:22 CDT

So what fuck you.
Transformers?
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:49:39 CDT

They made a movie with them? AWESOME!
AIBN = THE VOICE OF EQUALITY
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:55:24 CDT

They're surely give us a shout-out on the steps of the Washington Monument during 'The Great Tranny March of 2015'
I liked One Hour Photo..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 12:58:28 CDT

I don't remember much about it but I thought it was amazing at the time. Really fucking sad and depressing but in a way I like. It also proved that Robin Williams is at his best when he plays it serious and leaves his horrible schtick at home. How awesome would it have been if he got to play Rorshach in Gilliam's Watchmen?
Kotch, remember Scarface?
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:00:04 CDT

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez! And fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches! "
Abominable Snowcone says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:10:45 CDT

DGDB, depending on the chick, that might be hot (pissing standing up on a cruise so as not to splash one's high heels).
I also liked Robin Williams in "One Hour Photo." I caught him in Cleveland on tour in '02 and he was freaking hilarious. At least in that context you know you're gonna get 'crazy' Robin. Antics aside, however, he dished out some very funny shit.
Ok that makes sense
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:24:10 CDT

I've never made it all the way throw Scarface. I get distracted trying to buy scarface t-shirts or hats online and miss most of the movie trying to find a good bargin. Oh the problems with trying to stay hip to it.
One Hour Photo
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:25:33 CDT

Robin was good, just the movie was boring and everyone else sucked. It needed to be something more, like a little more violent or something. Trim 20 minutes off as well.
I really want to see that new Robin movie
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:26:01 CDT

World's Greatest Dad! I tried to watch it on PPV but my shit was all wacked and I couldn't.
The next review on this site
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:27:50 CDT

Better be License to Drive. OR me and my posse are moving to CHUD.
Koutch, write it up.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:29:13 CDT

I'll never watch that damn movie.
You will watch that movie
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:37:56 CDT

I demand it. Heather Grahams first role. The brothers Corey. That lady from Scroged, the cop from Die Hard I think. From the director of the classic Bushwacked.
The Mrs. has it on dvd.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:41:36 CDT

Looks like I'm fresh out of excuses.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:43:46 CDT

Lucky. All my Mrs. had we we got married was office space, school of rock, animal house and Chicago. There may be a few others but thats about it.
Of course
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:44:08 CDT

I brought a fucking Red Box worth of dvd's into the marriage.
Its actually a pretty fun
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 13:44:52 CDT

Chesy 80s movie.
"Cheesy 80s movie"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:02:47 CDT

Yup, she has them. All of them. We have a seperate dvd collection.
Stunt
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:07:39 CDT

You been married long? Do you watch most everything with your wife? Because I do, and it kind of sucks, because movies I want to watch I have to wait till she's not around or asleep.
LICENSE TO FUCKING DRIVE?!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:09:50 CDT

God Damn I love that movie. I've never even seen the fucker on DVD. Its the dirtier, slightly naughtier version of Ferris Bueller. I love when that drunk wanders into their car and takes off.
I remember that scene where they peel ass out of the drive in....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:13:57 CDT

....after a bunch of assholes are gonna kick their fucking asses. And the tray and burgers and shakes and everything just flies off the fucking door tray thing, Feldman is sticking his hand out of the window grabbing at his burger as the window rolls up....
Fucking hilarious.
Koutch, not much.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:23:54 CDT

She's humored me a few times(There Will Be Blood comes to mind), but yeah, I usually go in the basement and watch my stuff. She doesn't like "not feel good" films which rules out about 99% of my film collection. And she wont watch anything twice unless it's:
A) from the 80's. B) John Hughes Directed. C) Starring Arnold Schwartzenneger. D) Contains Eric Bana.
E) contains male nudity.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:25:31 CDT

She got more than she bargained for with Bad Lieutenant.
I'll admit though, 18 year old Heather Graham is tempting.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:28:40 CDT

Too old for Roman and Mitt Romney.
Watching Robocop 2 at work...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:32:40 CDT

I forgot how shitty this fucking thing was. Noonan is pretty badass though. That guy needs more work.
Holy shit hes in where the Wild Things Are...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:34:30 CDT

Another reason to go see that.
Odo19, 2 isn't that bad
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:38:00 CDT

when you compare it to 3. But hey, not much is as bad as that cunt of a film.
I've never even seen 3....
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:40:39 CDT

I found out they had replaced Weller with the guy who starred in Thinner and I bailed on it immediateley.
Madonna just said she'd rather be run over than marry again.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:42:26 CDT

Let me just get my car keys.
I'm ashamed to say I used to get a chubby whenever I would watch Madonna's Take a Bow video...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:47:31 CDT

maybe I like shemales more than I thought.
Odo, it is so painfully fucking awful. No lie. It physically hurts to watch.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:49:29 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/y95gcps
Robot ninjas and a jet pack?!
Fuck off.
I gotta say, this is my favorite scene from Robocop 2:
http://tinyurl.com/yccwhk2
"And now a word about nutrition"
Tranny-formers_Apologist has returned on AICN!!
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:49:54 CDT

Now I can stop boycotting that site. Btw, you guys should get him to do an Avatar review when it comes out.
Madonna had a brief window where I 'bated too her.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:50:35 CDT

Long ago.
Here's a movie I have no problem bating to....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:52:51 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/y9vz7l9
Okay I admit that I grinned at the part where he gets reprogrammed to be PC...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:53:00 CDT

but thats about the only joke in this thats even sort of funny.
Christ 3 sounds even more awful than I thought. I blame Frank Miller.
I would rather fuck Rupert Everett than Madonna....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:53:34 CDT

He's got nicer skin, and a better personality.
And he has a real British accent...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:54:10 CDT

..
He'e actually a better singer too...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:55:31 CDT

in My Best Friend's Wedding.....
His career really fucking died when he came out...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:58:25 CDT

the last thing he was in that I can remember was Shreck 2. Or maybe it was 3. His best role was in Dunston Checks in though.
I actually do like him.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 14:59:48 CDT

I wonder what the fuck happened? I saw an interview with him a few years ago and he acted all weird and hippy-like....saying he was living on some fucking riverboat in the amazon and he swims with pink dolphins, and he believes he should have been born in Brazil or some shit.......in other words, he was built to fuck.
Oh did he come out?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:00:15 CDT

I didn't know he actually did. I don't think his career was really related to that. Maybe.......I dunno.
Willem Dafoe looks built to fuck in The Anti-Christ trailer...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:03:07 CDT

How many times has he appeared completely naked in a movie? I think he might have the record for a mainstream actor.
You know how you keep comments going in a FB?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:03:39 CDT

You don't even try to fucking discuss the actual topic of the article.
Tranny mess.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:04:28 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/ychx6n5
I have to keep going back to the top to
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:05:59 CDT

remember what this fucking thread started as.
From The Warriors
to
Shemale Success.
Yeah I remember him coming out and people being shocked...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:06:06 CDT

I was too. With the exception of Daniel Craig it's hard to tell with English guys if they are or aren't. I think it was around the time he made that movie with Madonna. There was some outcry because he was playing a straight guy or some bullshit.
D) Contains Eric Bana
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:07:23 CDT

Ewwww that sucks, that means watching a lot of shitty fucking movies.
There was a point in time when I confused Rupert wit Hugh Jackman.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:08:43 CDT

.
RUPERT = PROFESSIONAL GAYNESS
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:08:54 CDT

British actor Rupert Everett has apologised to his family after making rude jokes during a new documentary about poet Lord Byron.
The 50-year-old gay actor visited Istanbul in Turkey for the documentary and said: “Byron said the only difference between the English and Turks was the English spent all their time whoring and drinking, while the Turks preferred sodomy and sherbet.”
He added: “I’m looking forward to a bit of sodomy and sherbet myself.”
But The Next Best Thing actor apologised to his family for making the comments at the launch of the two-part show, called The Scandalous Adventures of Lord Byron.
He said: “Sorry granny, sorry mum. I’d better say sorry. My grandmother, who is aged 99, might be sitting in front of the television, swallowing her false teeth.”
I hope Stuntcock's wife doesn't make him put on a fake Aussie accent....
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:09:52 CDT

An old GF of mine used to like roleplaying with me speaking in Spanish even though I only speak a little bit. You'll always feel cheap afterwards.
I like Eric. He makes a lot of shit film choices.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:09:52 CDT

He should have hammered Pitt like a fucking nail in Troy.
Are you kidding me!
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:10:32 CDT

Ruppert Everett was the shit in Cemetary Man. That movie's awesome. And he's got a good male/female in and out scene.
I'm waiting for Vinnie Jones to come out...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:11:42 CDT

come on. would that really surprise anyone?
its always the big scary ones that like to tag one another in the culo in the gym shower.
Nah, I talk like Arnold in the sack. She loves it.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:12:47 CDT

"Now geet on yua kneez and let me lick youa azzolle."
What if Michael Ironside came out?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:13:43 CDT

,,
I always thought Paul Rudd was gay
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:13:56 CDT

Probably becasuse he looks like Everett a little. Like if Everett and this other british actor I always confuse him with but I can't fucking remember who it is now.
Paul Rudd is absolutely fucking gay.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:14:47 CDT

No matter what he says. He may not even embrace or accept it....but he is.
I got a movie to review
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:14:57 CDT

Altered States: Five Bale Fists !!!
What if Ironside and Jones
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:16:28 CDT

Admitted to being in a monogomous relationship?
I always mix up the titles....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:16:40 CDT

...ALTERED STATES and HIGH SPIRITS for some reason. Fuck...I love High Spirits. So weird thats Neil Jordan.
Plus if Ironside comes out
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:17:14 CDT

We already got our replacement ready, that guy from D9. NOTHING ELSE FUCKING MATTERS.
Noooooooo!!!! Not Vinnie!!!!!
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:17:21 CDT

My world would turn right the fuck upside down if that was true. Like finding out Stallone was gay.
I Love You Man.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:17:39 CDT

Yup.100%
Richard E. Grant
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:18:22 CDT

Thats the actor I was thinking of. He's gotta be a gay 2.
Ritcher is not gay
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:18:32 CDT

anyone who dies by getting both arms torn off can't be gay. Though he did have a gay vibe in Starship Troopers
Or the Stath even..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:18:43 CDT

.
The guy from D9 is playing Nutbar in the A-Team movie.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:18:44 CDT

Why?
I have no doubt Stallone fucked men in the 80s.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:18:59 CDT

Thats the problem....you view it as though a gay dude is less of a bad ass, when in reality I've run into several gay dudes at bars that look like they could tear my fucking face off then offer to personally train me.
Well The Transporter is gay. Proudly.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:20:00 CDT

He regards all females with disgust.
Richard E. Grant
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:20:09 CDT

He's in this one pretty awesome ceareal killer movie called The Cold Light of Day (awsome late 90's metal band cd title). Worth the ole look c.
is Vin Diesel gay
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:20:10 CDT

my wife seems to think so
If Jeff Goldblum or James Woods came out...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:20:16 CDT

I'd would as well.
NO the bad guy in D9
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:21:08 CDT

SPOILER the guy who gets his head eaten in the end.
I'd would?? Fuck sake. "I would" is what I meant.
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:21:12 CDT

.
Talented Mr. Ripley is gay
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:21:39 CDT

totally
Oh you mean the bald merc type bad ass in D9?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:21:52 CDT

The guy that sorta looks like that same dude from Rambo?
Imagine the sounds coming out of the room when Vinnie Jones and Ironside fucked. Ironside would be these horribly deep painful groans, like a whale dying slowly.....and Vinnie would be repeated the word BUGGER over and over again.
'OH RICHTER....BUGGER ME IN ME BUGGER-HOLE!! TELL ME I'M YOUR #1 FUCK SLAVE ME LI'TTLE BUGGER.'
No I think it would just be a series
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:22:48 CDT

Of deep grunt, and OI OI OI'S! Followed by that screaming from the end of Scanners before he nuts.
Haha I forgot Statham was gay and racist in Transporter 2...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:22:54 CDT

Fuck now I feel like watching that movie and its still 4 hours till I go home.
True story......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:23:26 CDT

I saw Vin in his Land Rover at a stop sign, making out with some fucking latina. That means nothing....he could engage cunt and cock for all we know. But he does mack the females for sure.
I think RUPERT
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:24:18 CDT

Fucked himself with Inspector Gadget.
But Transporter rebounds into full straight in Trans3.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:25:02 CDT

....he fucks that red head endlessly.
When Ironside cums does he makes the same faces he did at the end of Scanners??
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:25:11 CDT

Questions to ponder for sure.
Matthew Brodrick is gay
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:25:41 CDT

oh no, Sarah just looks like a dude
I never saw 3..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:26:28 CDT

That redhead made me very interested though. I fucking love any women who isn't ashamed of her freckles.
I bet two blocks down Vin opened the door
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:26:49 CDT

And kicked her out as it was moving. Laughed to himself and said "Yeh, I is the Juggernaught, bitch!" Then cranked the Coldplay.
Statham on a roll in Crank 2
Faust_8 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:26:59 CDT

Amy Smart at the race track, what was with the pixels over the naughty bits in the version i saw
No Ironside makes the face from Starship Troopers.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:27:11 CDT

...when the bug pulls him into the fucking ground. And he screams the same line in a female's face as he grabs her violentally by the hair "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!"
POP!!
AAAAAAhahahahah The Cold Light of Day
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:27:56 CDT

Is the title of a late 90's metal bands cd!!! Well 2009 release.
"When Ironside cums does he makes the same faces he did at the end of Scanners??"
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:28:16 CDT

I do.
It's fucking distracting.
FRECKLES!!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:28:35 CDT

There you go. What the fuck is it with dudes terrified of freckles? I love the freckles on the shoulders, the neck, the inner thigh. Hot as fucking hell.
Crank 2
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:28:40 CDT

Go to Celeberty Movie Archieve and type it in. Check out those lips from the Blu ray!
ok sold Filth and Wisdom's got
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:30:14 CDT

Richard E. Grant in it. I'll rent it.
He fucks her in Transporter 3 only because....
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:30:38 CDT

She called him out on the gayness.
Nobody calls Frank Martin's cocksmanship into question. Ever.
There is not one ounce of gayness in Trans3.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:31:29 CDT

Its as if The Stath was reading the boards and getting pissed the fuck off. 'Oi....they take me for a fuckin' poof!'
From the moment Frank lays eyes on the Russian broad, he wants to fillet her.
Fuck yeah. The Entire Scanners Duel is on youtube..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:33:05 CDT

now I don't need to Netflix the movie just to see that part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD1NeuADd-s
I don't know
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:33:27 CDT

After Crank I couldn't enjouy Transporter 3 as much. They should have just called Crank Transporter 3. I don't think anyone would have said anything. I would've bought it.
The Scanners Duel
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:34:07 CDT

That's actually how my wife and I have sex.
I can separate Trans and Crank....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:34:25 CDT

As a whole I still like Trans better, and 3 was a total return to fucking form.
"I'm going to suck your brain dry!!"
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:35:18 CDT

.
Maybe simultaneous with the reveal that Joaquin's rap thing is totally fake......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:37:10 CDT

.....Casey Affleck will also reveal he has been sitting on road for 17 years now, and he had a serious relationship with Scott Caan that spanned all 3 Oceans films.
Eh
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:37:18 CDT

Transporter 2 and Crank 2 are by far the best. Its fucking written in the koran that all sequels (save for Robocop 2) are the best part of any series that has more then 1 sequel.
Nawwww Beverly Hills Cop 1 is better than 2.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:38:01 CDT

..
I'm going to suck your brain dry
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:38:19 CDT

God I wish I could say I've had someone tell me that before, and meant it.
Lethal Weapon, Die Hard.....1 is better than 2.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:38:29 CDT

..
Don't make me shove a fucking Banana up your ass
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:39:24 CDT

How dare you disrespect the Scott!
Ok your right
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:40:07 CDT

Die Hard 3: Die Hard With A Vengeance is the best in that perfect series.
DENNIS HOPPER LIVES!!!!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:40:16 CDT

Nothing else fucking matters.
I agree Die Hard 3 is the best.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:41:21 CDT

.....but I was just comparing 1 and 2.
BHC2 = Tony Scott. Brigette.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:42:25 CDT

Success.
I didn't even know he was supposed to be dead...
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:42:50 CDT

Hopefully we can get Blue Velvet 2 now. Lynch should be desperate enough to do a sequel very soon.
Hopper checked into a hospital.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:43:45 CDT

....with 'sever flu symptoms' but they said he's much better today and leaving soon.
Ok whats a good camcorder
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:44:24 CDT

For the Mac?
I like BH 1 and 2 a lot....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:44:27 CDT

...and its very fucking close. But 1 is a tiny bit better IMO.
Koutch....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:49:10 CDT

....all you gotta look at is the format it records the footage on. Sony is no good because it puts it in its own fucking codec no one else can fuck with outside a PC. Any camera that records it as a quicktime file, or any non-exclusive kind of format can be converted into a file type you can use. Are you editing on imovie?
You need to check out this free video converter...
http://www.squared5.com/
It converts into a ton of formats, no matter what-- you will have to convert....probably making it a Apple Intermediate Codec file.
I wonder if I should check out The Girlfriend Experience....
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 15:57:53 CDT

I've been hearing good things about it and if Sasha can get taken seriously as an actress that means other porn stars could follow. Then maybe someday mainstream actresses will transfer back and forth from regular movies to porn. Or at least thats my optomistic outlook.
You can check out a 'Girflriend Experience'
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 16:10:46 CDT

but that shits gonna run you like 2 grand. No shit.
2 grand just so I can kiss a chick? Fuck that.
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 16:23:35 CDT

Maybe if I could fuck her bareback.
She'd also have to come out to San Francisco because theres no way I'm going all the way to LA..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 16:27:13 CDT

.
Odo19..you paint a pretty fucking picture dude..
Conspiracy says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 17:09:52 CDT

the day I can see Halle Berry getting double penetrated on film, and being up for an oscar for it, is a day I won't feel like I've been ripped off when I fork over $12 bucks at the box office.
And I'd love too see more of Sasha...much more, I don't think she'd REALLY pushed her boundaries as an actress just yet...maybe she needs a scene with a quadruped to take her to the next level. Then again..it hasn't helped Megan much has it.
Spun is a piece of shit movie
LordBronco says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 17:31:56 CDT

I fucking hate that movie-because it's too wimpy and makes white boy crack look funny.
I've still got good stuff to review-but that fucking movie is a piece of shit.
It's not brutal enough, and it's making me mad even talking about it.
Fuck everybody that had anything to do with that movie.
Megan WILL appear in porn....its just a matter of time...the only question is..
Odo19 says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 17:55:26 CDT

whether he/she will be pre or post-op by the time he/she gets to it.
Denzel and some thoughts on the Scotts
ScottinDC says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 20:47:15 CDT

I'm glad to see some others also feel Denzel is a bit overrated - I personally find him boring and feel like he's been phoning in performances for awhile now (Man on Fire was great...but despite all the hoopla, I found his role in Training Day just meh).

As far as Tony Scott, he's done some stuff I absolutely love (Man on Fire, Spy Game, True Romance, The Hunger) and some shit I absolutely fucking hated (Domino, The Fan, Enemy of the State). Overall, I find him pretty fuggin' reliable. I prefer (usually) Ridley Scott (who did my all-time favorite movie Alien) and others I just fucking love (Black Rain, Blade Runner, Black Hawk Down). But Ridley is circling the drain a bit these days doing jizz-swilling shit like Kingdom of Heaven, American Gangster and Body of Lies (all of which left me limp).
Oh and on The Warriors....
ScottinDC says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 20:52:52 CDT

We're not going to change who we are just because some whore shakes her ass.

Best line ever. CAN YOU DIG IT.
Paul Rodriguez Rushed to Hospital
Koutchboom says:

Thu 01 Oct 2009 21:36:47 CDT

Ok that's pushing our care factor about celebrities.
I FUCKING KNEW LETTERMAN FUCKS HIS STAFF!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 09:22:57 CDT

(AP) Late-night host David Letterman acknowledged on Thursday's show that he had sexual relationships with female employees and that someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs. CBS says an employee has been charged with attempted grand larceny in the case.
Letterman said he called his lawyer to set up a meeting with the man, who threatened to write a screenplay and a book about Letterman unless he was given money. There were two subsequent meetings with the man, the last one resulting in the check being delivered.
He told the audience that he had to testify before a grand jury on Thursday.
"I was worried for myself, I was worried for my family," he said. "I felt menaced by this, and I had to tell them all of the creepy things that I had done."
"The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show," he said.
"My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women."
Letterman
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 09:48:44 CDT

I can't tell if this makes him the man or not?
Man hopefully I get some good luck
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 09:55:59 CDT

Between the dish network deal, my camcorder not working on my MAC then last night getting Chick-filet then coming home to find out that they didn't fucking put the chicken in my sandwhich.
It totally makes him the man.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:13:48 CDT

....he fucked some staffers over the years-- some dude tries to bust his balls over it and Dave says 'FUCK YOU. I'LL COME CLEAN ABOUT THIS AND BRING YOU THE FUCK DOWN.'
No chicken?
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:14:01 CDT

Shit! i had chick-fil-a last night too...ordered a chargrilled sandwich and they gave me the wrong order. I can't complain though...at least mine had a breast on it.
I was gonna venture out of here.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:15:19 CDT

....but fuck that. Warriors is where its at. I wanna see if the whole site breaks when posts reach 1k.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:30:56 CDT

Frank Martin to Russian chick: "No, I am not 'THE GAY'"
I wish I had Statham's problem--too many chicks getting turned on by me removing my shirt to choke dozens of bad guys with it.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:33:15 CDT

I think Letterman did the right thing. If it was going to come out anyway, best to use his power as comedic late night television host and water it down, so to speak, with his trademark humor. His self-deprecatory remarks about it were genius. His delivery puts it all in perspective. It's like, "yeah, over the course of 30 years I may have boned a staffer or two. It happens. But I'll be damned if someone's going to extort me for it or out said women."
Abom....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:33:26 CDT

...you don't have that problem at your concerts when you're handling security shirtless, with bar-bells in your nipples? I hear people intentionally jump the barrier just to get your strong arms to carry them out.
He handled it well...yes....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:35:16 CDT

....he did that dead-pan "I know what you're thinking........Dave had sex?"
BRILLIANT!
YOU HAVE A PUSSY!
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:43:32 CDT

I HAVE A DICK!
WHATS THE PROBLEM?
That song needs radio play NOW!
ScottinDC
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:45:36 CDT

See I drove home, the wife drove so I sat shotgun with the bag of crap in my lap. And it was fucking burning my thigh so I was thinking ALRIGHT! This is going to be some nice hot fucking chicken right here! And then I get home and its a fucking BLT? Mother fuckers! I was too lazy to go back. I've been burned more times buy them then any other fast food place. Typical of all things religious.
The funny thing about the Letterman thing
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:47:19 CDT

Is that it's from a jealous boyfriend. lil'bitch. I bet she told him Dave's was bigger.
The Warriors, The Scott Brothers, Denzel, Polanski, Chick-Fil-A
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:52:22 CDT

None of these would make a fucking ounce of sense on any other site...and yet it totally works here. Fuckin' A boys. Fuckin' A.
Oh is that right? The dude is an ex of a chick Dave spread??
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:53:43 CDT

HAHAHAHAHAH.
The females love when he blows his hot breath through the gap in his teeth, straight onto their swollen clit-dicks.
I need to stop singing that Rammensteinhitler
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:56:29 CDT

Song out loud. I don't think the other cubeies could handle it.
Chick-Fill-A
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:57:05 CDT

I've heard whispers of this place......its Christian owned or some shit? So is In N' Out out here. They have a fucking 3:16 hidden on the bottom of every soda cup.
Can you guys make an Anti Whip It review
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:58:00 CDT

Like just a statement declaring if you see this of your own free will that you will be banned from the site or something? And a warrning, that if your girlfriend or wife drags you to see it, or sees it with her friends, then they are most likely a lesbian.
Thank you
Christian owned or some shit
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:59:33 CDT

Its fucking closed on Sundays. And thats when I crave cross cut fries.
As a child I always thought Chick Filla just wasn't doing good because they never seemed opened when we went to the mall.
I think that Ramenstienadolf
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 10:59:58 CDT

Song will be my new Frisbee dog song.
No.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:00:16 CDT

I wish Drew luck in her directing career....and I said before I want to plant 1,200 seeds of my kin in Juno's cunt when she's on rollerskates.
Closed on Sundays? No fucking way.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:01:48 CDT

.....what fucking business can afford to do that shit in today's economic climate? I always forget how fucked up the rest of the country is until I hear shit like that-- or those wet/moist semi-prohibition counties. What the fuck?
Fuck Whip It
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:07:07 CDT

And fuck this site, I'm out.
Chick-Fil-A an d Religion
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:07:09 CDT

That franchise is owned by a devout Southern Baptist so they are closed on Sundays to allow all employees to 'spend it in reverence with the Lord'. As far as fast food goes, they pay better than average (supposedly) and put a HUGE fucking emphasis on customer service (which usually shows). I've always wanted to dress up as Dave Thomas for halloween then walk into a Chick-Fil-A and start screaming at one of their employees (accusing him of fucking my daughter Wendy).
Sounds kinda like In and Out out here.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:09:02 CDT

...they actually some sort of company health coverage and depending on the area in Cali, some start at 12 bucks an hour.......but still-- they have THAT FUCKING 3:16 ON THEIR CUPS!!
I need to find and start fucking Lynsi Martinez........
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:12:47 CDT

.....check this out.
Lynsi Martinez (née Snyder), born May 5, 1982, is the owner and heiress of the In-N-Out Burger company. She is the only child of H. Guy Snyder and the only grandchild of Harry and Esther Snyder, who founded In-N-Out in 1948. Martinez, who was 23 years old at her grandmother's death, will gain control of the company in stages over 12 years.
WHO'S GOING TO RIOOOOO!!!!
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:15:16 CDT

I don't give a shit about the olympics anyway.
IN & OUT bible references....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:16:15 CDT

...Fuck. I didn't realize there were so many.
In-N-Out prints discreet references to Bible verses on their paper utensils. The print is small and out of the way, and only contains the book, chapter and verse numbers, not the actual text of the passages. The practice began in the 1980s during Rich Snyder's presidency,[33] a reflection of the beliefs held by the Snyder family:
Burger and cheeseburger wrappers
Revelation 3:20—"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with Me."
Beverage cups and replicas
John 3:16—"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Milkshake cups
Proverbs 3:5—"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."
Double-Double wrapper
Nahum 1:7—"The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him."
Paper water cups (no longer in use) for customers. They are now used for thirsty employees.
John 14:6—"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
License plate keychain
1 Corinthians 13:13—"And now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; and the greatest of these is love."
3:16 ON THEIR CUPS
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:16:51 CDT

What are they owned by Stone Cold?
Lynsi Martinez
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:17:41 CDT

Enjoy bitches.

http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/money/2006/05/12burger_lg.jpg
HAHAHAHA. FUCK CHICAGO...AND FUCK OBAMA.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:19:00 CDT

How does it feel you dumb shit? Maybe you should have been focusing your attention on uniting your party to get behind some actual fucking healthcare reform instead of jerking off Oprah's clit and continuing to lick Chicago's balls.
Fucking disgrace.
Whaaaaaaaaat? Lynsi does not look 26 in that pic.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:19:50 CDT

She looks late 30s. FUCK!!!!! I can deal with it. Its fine. Sit on my face.
Anyone see those clips of
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:22:51 CDT

Those entertainment weekly ad with CBS that got hacked by some Palin lacky that promote her new Bible?
I feel bad for Barack.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:22:54 CDT

How many fucking defeats can he take? After this momentum of his campaign, the last few months must feel like being repeatedly kicked in the stomach.
Someone turn on Rush Limbra for me right now
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:24:27 CDT

I want to know what he is saying. But I'm not willing to give up my soul by having his voice penetrate my cerebellum.
I can tell you what he's saying....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:26:58 CDT

....HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm happier its another middle finger to Oprah....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:27:49 CDT

...that bitch is on her way out.
Sarah Palion
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:29:14 CDT

Still some of the funniest shit ever on Palin:

http://tiny.cc/UYRIn
Heres the video
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:29:47 CDT

Check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfV2hoRmmHg I can't see it at Cube hell.
Levi had to take some gay baby class....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:31:25 CDT

....and watch some fugly ass bitch shit out a kid. Gonna puke.
Hahaha.
I betchya
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:40:48 CDT

That kid isn't even his.
Why can't America just decide to not give a shit about certain people? Like why can't someone just say hey, enough. Fuck her lets move on.
Who? Palin?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:43:16 CDT

Why can't people say fuck her lets move on? Well some would like to...but there are still millions of Americans that fucking adore her. They never want to see her go away.
Yeah Palin
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:46:54 CDT

Like she makes me want to move on an island and live in a cave. People are so fucking stupid wanting her to have any control of any aspect of their lives.
Koutch...you sound mighty worried about the future.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 11:55:07 CDT

You need to ensure the future of your tribe. The only way to do this is to impregnate your wife tonight, and again in 10 months and again 10 months following....
Well maybe if the Waltons
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:08:48 CDT

Gave me a ticket to stay in their bunker during the apocolypse so I can help them build a world with cheap prices afterward then maybe I would be so worried.
FUCK THE WALTONS, AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:12:44 CDT

..
I'd fuck Palin then move on
Xiphos says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:17:57 CDT

to a three way with her daughter.
God Damn this Olympics shit is gonna make me puke.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:19:32 CDT

On Huffpo home page the giant headling is "ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING DEFEATS EVER HANDED DOWN BY THE OLYMPIC COMITTEE...."
And below that, a smaller article of course "UNEMPLOYMENT INCHES TOWARD 10%"
Fuck this shit. The media, as well as the fucking administration needs to prioritize their shit. Who gives a flying fuck about the Olympics or Chicago? Look out for the nation as a fucking hole you filthy filthy cunts.
should be as a WHOLE (as in, in its entirety) not HOLE (as in cunt)
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:21:18 CDT

..
BRISTOL!!! Oh Bristol!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:22:07 CDT

How I long for thee.
I guess I should check out this Scar face movie then?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:34:33 CDT

Vote for Parnormal Activity to come to my town!
http://eventful.com/demand/paranormal-activity-/D0-001-003581013-4/join?confirmed_url=/performers/paranormal-activity-/P0-001-000212499-6/competitions
Whats funny is that
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:44:09 CDT

Britney Spears family is less fucked up then the Palins, that dude stayed with her sister. Then again they are probably a shit ton richer.
I mean imagine being that guy
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 12:45:14 CDT

Wacking off to Britney as a teenager then ending up putting a baby in her sister. Some guys get all the luck.
Spears family seems fine.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:07:58 CDT

Britney just had a meltdown for awhile. Thats what happens when you're in showbiz your entire childhood, you get to a point where you freak the fuck out.
Christ this picture of Jeff Goldblum will be in my nightmares forever....
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:22:39 CDT

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/screenshot.php?movieid=5907&position=5
Never occured to me how scary he could be.
I like these pics of The Blum with his 21 year old girlfriend.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:25:40 CDT

http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/images/090612ptr_jeffgoldblum_004_.jpg
That pic was from a Holocaust movie directed by Pal Schrader btw...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:26:29 CDT

Have to check this thing out now.
Paul Schrader
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:32:04 CDT

.
Adam Ressurected
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:34:19 CDT

In the aftermath of WWII, a former circus entertainer who was spared from the gas chamber becomes the ringleader at an asylum for Holocaust survivors.
Thats sounds almost as fucked up as that one film I believe Conti brought up awhile back, maybe it was Stuntcock....the one where Jerry Lewis is a comedian for kids in a death camp. Fucked up.
THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:35:46 CDT

Starring and Directed By: JERRY LEWIS
1972. Unreleased
Lewis plays a washed-up German circus clown named Helmut Dorque during the beginning of World War II and Holocaust. Although he was once a famous performer who toured America and Europe with the Ringling Brothers, Dorque is now past his prime and has little respect. After getting demoted for causing an accidental mishap during one performance, he shares his problems with his wife, who advises him to stand up for himself. Before he can summon the courage to defend himself, he overhears the lead clown Gustav telling the ringmaster to fire Helmut, or else he will resign, to which the showman reluctantly agrees. Distraught, Helmut is caught by the Gestapo for ranting about Germany and drunkenly mocking Adolf Hitler in a bar. After an interrogation at the Gestapo headquarters, he is imprisoned in a Nazi camp for political prisoners. For the next three to four years, he remains there while hoping for a trial and a chance to plead his case.
He tries to keep his bravado up among the other inmates by bragging about what a famous performer he once was. His only friend in prison is a good-hearted German named Johann Keltner, whose reason for being interned is never fully revealed but is implied to be his outspoken opposition to the Nazis. The others goad Dorque into performing for them, but he does not, realizing that he is, in fact, terrible. Frustrated, they beat him up and leave him in the courtyard to sulk about his predicament. Suddenly, he sees a group of Jewish children laughing at him from the other side of the camp, where the Jewish prisoners are being kept away from everyone else. Feeling delighted to be appreciated again, Helmut performs for them and gains quite an audience for a while, until the new prison commandant orders that he must be stopped.
After the SS guards break up his latest performance, they knock him out cold and start beating the children away from the barbed-wire fence. Horrified, Keltner fights off one of the guards, but he is quickly cornered and beaten to death. Dorque, meanwhile, is placed in solitary confinement. Seeing a use for him, the commandant assigns him to help load Jewish children on trains leading out of the internment camp with the promise of a review of his case. By a twist of fate, he ends up accidentally accompanying the children on a boxcar train to Auschwitz, and he is eventually used, in almost Pied Piper fashion, to help lead Jewish children to their deaths in the gas chamber.
Offered his freedom if he fulfills this request, Helmut reluctantly obliges to do so. Leading them to the "showers", he becomes increasingly dependent on a miracle, only to learn there is none. After all the children go into the chamber, he is so filled with remorse that he goes into the room himself to entertain them. As the children laugh at his antics, every one of them dies quietly of the effects of Zyklon B.
And that end reminds me of....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:38:08 CDT

...that piece of shit BOY IN THE STRIPED PAJAMAS.
Shit.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:40:33 CDT

Lewis reportedly has the only known videocassette copy of the film, which he keeps locked away in his office. The location of the original film negative is unknown. He refuses to discuss the film at all in interviews, and reporters are warned in advance not to bring up the subject of the film in his presence. Occasionally, the film is shown at exclusive screenings organized by longtime Hollywood insiders. Their source for the film is unknown. Several years ago, a man mentioned the film to Lewis during one of Lewis' motivational speeches, indicating that the man had heard the film might be eventually released. Lewis replied to this comment with "None of your goddamn business!"
WTF? Just looking at that Goldblum pic you posted cured my depression.
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:40:59 CDT

Seriously I think that might be the new pic I look at to cheer me up when I'm feeling down. Replacing this...
http://www.downtownpet.com/blog/uploaded_images/tiger-hugging-man-791658.jpg
And this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4cQEEyuTw&feature=player_embedded
Yeah thats what I was reminded of as well...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:42:29 CDT

Since we'll never get to see the Jerry Lewis movie I guess this will have to do.
I'll be replacing this....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:44:13 CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc
Whats up with Schrader lately?
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:44:28 CDT

First that terrible Exorcist prequel and now this. I have to give it up to him for Auto focus though.
Did you see Adam Resurrected?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:46:42 CDT

..
Adam Resurrected
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:56:09 CDT

I've had it from Netflixs for like 2 weeks now. Been too busy to watch it. And something about Schraders flix put my ass to sleep. I'll try to watch it tonight after Zombieland.
The Day The Clown Cried
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:57:18 CDT

http://www.subcin.com/clowncried.html
Ok you guys already got it
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 13:57:53 CDT

Sorry I'm slow, this job make me stupid and lazy and bory.
Since we were talking about
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:03:10 CDT

That new Hammerstien video Pussy, directed by the Spun Doctors guy, why the fuck doesn't IMDB list all music videos directed by a director? HUH!
Its funny if you think about the music videos directed by Sir Micheal Bay, its obvious that Transformers 2 was an inevitability.
I've thought about this for a long time....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:09:31 CDT

...making another site a music video imdb with full crew listings....I also want to see which d.p's shot which videos. I don't want to put this shit together myself....just had the idea.
Ok
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:11:29 CDT

So who's gonna hunt down the copy of this movie?
Lewis always seemed like
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:13:06 CDT

Such a dickhole. Why not release it? Fucking it make a shit ton of money on DVD. Put the profits toward your charity you sad sac.
The movie sounds like
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:14:01 CDT

Jakob the Liar. Anyone see that?
Jerry Lewis seems like such a great guy for kids to work with
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:21:21 CDT

He saved his special wrath, though, for a young Swedish extra who made the mistake of turning her eyes toward the camera during a shot that had been exceedingly difficult to capture. "There she is," he snarled at Wiles showed him the footage. "There's the little cunt. Same little cunt who tried to rape us before. Watch her eyes. There. See it? Following the fucking camera ... the sneaky little bitch. Vamping for the camera. She pulled that same thing in another sequence, remember? I told her to keep her fucking eyes to the front. That it wasn't a beauty pageant ... There's no room for Shirley Temple in a concentration camp."
This movie idea sounds awesome at first...
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:41:46 CDT

Then by the end you hope its never made.
Hugh Jackman is reportedly in talks to star in “Real Steel”, which would see the 40-year-old actor play an ex-fighter who tries to become a promoter for robot boxing after his sport is outlawed for being too violent. (Good so far)
However, the sportsman’s chances of doing well in training the 2000lb humanoids are hampered by his access to sub-standard parts – until he discovers a discarded robot which always seems to win. (ok this sounds really cool)
The character bonds with his newly-discovered 13-year-old son as they pit their robot on the path to success. (What? A sequel to The Iron Giant???)
Steven Spielberg is to produce the movie for DreamWorks, while “Night At The Museum 2” filmmaker Shawn Levy is to direct. (NO FUCK NO!! NO GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT NO!)
John Gatins is penning the script for the film, which is set to go into production next May. (I don't know who that guy is).
There are death photos of David Carradine online?
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:44:20 CDT

Must find.
Thought you don't care Danny I think you should see read this
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:46:01 CDT

That was so freaking CUTE!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLO0D Oct 2nd, 2009 01:46:44 PM
I've already watched this trailer five times, and it just keeps getting more and more adorable. Say what you will about it, but I think this movie looks like a lot of fun. What was that song the Chipettes sang at the end? It's really catchy.
No I haven't seen it. I just read a summary of it and it sounds like an abomination.
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 14:50:34 CDT

The kind of movie that would be in a Robert Altman movie or something to show how stupid Hollywood is.
Whoa I take back what I said....
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:00:11 CDT

I have to see this thing. Check out this excerpt from a review of the movie that I'm reading. Keep in mind Goldblum plays Adam.
"Later, Adam is separated from his family at the Stellring extermination camp—also fictional—where he’s “rescued” by Commandant Klein (Willem Defoe), a Nazi commander who had once seen Adam’s act. Klein forces Adam to be his pet dog, ordering him to live on all fours and act as his own personal canine jester."
Yeah
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:01:58 CDT

he goes crazy, later in life goes to a crazy house where he meets a kid who acts like a dog, they bond.
Koutchboom -- RE: IMPOSTER
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:02:41 CDT

I think I know who that unstable cunt is. Fuck him.
You can read the script for
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:02:49 CDT

The Clown That Cried online.
Wait it gets better...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:04:15 CDT

More interesting is Adam’s psycho-sexual relationship with Head Nurse Gina Grey (Ayelet Zurer), who rolls over and yelps to turn Adam on before they literally do it “doggy style.”
THIS BOARD IS FUCKED!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:05:21 CDT

..
Yeah I saw it said there was Nudity in the film
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:05:44 CDT

I thought it would be concentration camp stuff, didn't realize there was a sex scene.
I'll have to consult
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:06:45 CDT

Celberty Movie Archieve to see it the wife will be ok with it or not.
Koutch...you were wondering about Rush?!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:08:49 CDT

Here's what he's thinking!
Rush Limbaugh called it "the worst day of his presidency," adding that Obama "has failed" and the entire episode was an illustration of Obama's "Mars-sized ego."
Mars-sized? How.....random.
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:13:29 CDT

Its actually a pretty small planet.
For some reason I assumed that youtube link would take me to something vaguely pornographic...I see I misjudged you...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:17:02 CDT

and that video did cheer me up.
What kind of fucking name
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:18:37 CDT

Is Rush anyway? Is it short for something? Like Russian Communist?
I just have to post this...totally unrelated
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:20:32 CDT

http://tiny.cc/KV2ao

This is simply the funniest fucking thing I've seen in ages.
Like Rush's 'MARS SIZED' addiction to prescription pills...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:23:48 CDT

..
That kid in the video = COUGHLINS LAWS
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:25:18 CDT

..
There was really a guy named Thomas Crapper who innovated toilets?
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:26:00 CDT

Long live the History Channel!! Even better at giving me useless facts than Snapple caps.
Snapple Lady got hot man...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:26:54 CDT

...she was on Celebrity Fit Club....lost all that midsection but kept them sweet ass thighs.
Early Americans used corncobs as toilet paper...that makes a lot of sense....
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:32:29 CDT

And people originally used to take magazines and other reading material into the bathroom to read and then wipe their ass with. Amazing.
When Quilted Norhtern was first sold they used to advertise their paper as being "Splinter free"...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:35:19 CDT

.
Okay I'm done
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:35:51 CDT

..
Splinter Free thing is real?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:37:01 CDT

FUCK.
Is there is History Channel Special
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:41:47 CDT

On about Poop?
There must be one...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:42:33 CDT

I wonder if there's one about Trannies though.
I wonder how long it takes to make
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:48:20 CDT

Some of those History channel thingies. Its gotta suck to spend like a couple years on a project researching it and what not, just to have History Poop it out to 0 fan fair and whatits.
a history channel special on trannies?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:48:41 CDT

It begins and ends in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.....the birth place of one Megan Fox.
Oh wait I read your post wrong...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:49:54 CDT

Its about everything to do with bathrooms and its history. The subject has turned to toothbrushes now.
Narrated by
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:50:40 CDT

David Arquette Cox.
Megan massages her hood with a toothbrush...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:50:51 CDT

.....a dirty one.
God one more fucking hour
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:52:43 CDT

till whatever I do this weekend.
I wonder if there's porn out there with women masturbating with toothbrushes...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:53:54 CDT

I could rub one out to some hood scrubbing. Especially if the brush in question was a sonicare.
Anyone watch Trannyboy
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:58:00 CDT

ON SNL last week? They are big into trannys right now, first Fox this weekend we get Gaga. Damn then Drew Barrymore. Ahhh but then we get some normalcy with Shakira, Aaaaaa Wooooooooo!!!
What if its one of those finger strap on....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 15:58:20 CDT

....tongue scrapper things? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Theres an episode of
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:01:02 CDT

That A&E show, not Hoaders the one before it. About a girl who freaks out so bad about cleaning her self she cleans her self downtown (Where the food is slop) till she BLEEEEDDDSSS CRIMSON RED!!!!!!!!!!! With a Oral-B Pulsar Pro-Health Vibrating MicroPulse Toothbrush - 40 Soft Regular.
Ahhhh some nice smooth and cool
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:02:06 CDT

Rick Astley greatest hits to help me make it through this hour. Getting me ready for the weekly stock I've got planned.
I haven't seen SNL in years...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:04:50 CDT

so no. I didn't catch him.
Yeah I didn't even know it was still on
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:05:59 CDT

I thought it got cancelled after Will Farrell died on stage.
Wait a minute here....Zombieland is actually good?
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:07:19 CDT

This thing is getting its dick sucked by everyone.
Fuck even Ebert!?!?
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:09:41 CDT

He hates zombie movies and has gone on for years about how the genre should have died out a long time ago. If HE likes it then I'm sold.
And they call it Toothbrush Love
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:09:53 CDT

Enjoy Bitches

http://tiny.cc/rZ223
I hope its good
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:10:03 CDT

I'm seeing it tonight instead of Cer o gets.
Yes the above link is PORN
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:10:47 CDT

But it is toothbrush porn. You've been warned.
No way!! That really exists? My penis instictively went into hiding..
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:12:08 CDT

it knows the punishment its going to have to endure when I get home.
Zombieland doesn't look nearly good enough to spend actual money on.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:15:47 CDT

..
I didn't think it looked good either...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:19:07 CDT

I'm sick of zombie movies and it looked really generic and cheap. Also I don't really like any of the actors in it other than Woody Harrelson and even he picks alot of shit projects. That said...I think I'm going to do something shocking and trust these critics. I usually like to make up my own mind but I'm going to put myself in their hands. Lets hope I don't get burned.
Abigail is the only one in that fucking movie that can act......
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:21:27 CDT

.....but yeah it still looks like generic Shaun of The Dead wannabe shit. There aren't even that many zombie comedies, though it feels so fucking familiar and safe. Maybe I'm constantly reminded of 'My Boyfriend's Back.'
That Toothfairy trailer looks like ass...I think I officially give up on The Rock..
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:21:52 CDT

seriously he's fucking dead to me. I always held out hope he would start making action movies like hes supposed to but now I don't even care. Toothfairy movie with Billy Crystal? Fuck you.
My Boyfriend's Back
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:27:54 CDT

Matthew Fox/Philip Seymour Hoffman man that was a great movie.
Haha thats true. Whenever you rip off original material...
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:27:57 CDT

even if you are the first one to do it your shit will seem very tired and stale immediately. I'm thinking specifically of rip offs of Being John Malkovich and Adaptation. This type of movie has only been done twice before and yet when you try to copy their style its seems used up and you look like a hack. Yet some people can use the same fucking action movie cliches over and over again(guys walking away from fireballs in slow motion, black sidekick for a white hero, lots of sunsets, loner hero, etc.) and never get called out on it. Not really fair.
Odo19 yeah man me too
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:31:03 CDT

I'm in the same boat. I want it to be good and fun, better then Shaun of the Dead (I don't hold it on some sort of pedestal). It just screams, trailer movie, in that the trailer gives away all that is cool with the movie.
Same with Legion but again I hope i'm wrong with that as well.
Has The Rock done a good film?
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:31:14 CDT

And please don't say Southland Tales. Or Be Cool. Both made my colon try to jump up and strangle my brain. (I'll give you a pass for The Rundown).
Yeah thats true....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:31:22 CDT

...trying to replicate something unique puts a fucking spotlight on your ass. But if something has been done a thousand times, no one really gives a shit-- they just take it as a standard film device kinda thing.
But yeah-- MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK fucking rules.
GRIDIRON GANG
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:33:37 CDT

That movie fucking rules. And I hate sports and I hate those fucking message heavy sports films. But that thing was damn well done and its the role he's probably been the most well suited for.
Yeah The Rock
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:34:40 CDT

Has just been one huge disappointment after a great start. Rumble in the Jungle was pretty awesome and I liked Scorpion King.
He's got no kids why does he make this shit ($). Its like Eddie Murphy (does he have kids? (probably 12)) everyone knows he's a fucking werido so why not make funny shit?
And Dave Chapelle
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:35:37 CDT

Man his show looks like it was made in the fucking 80s or something, but get his ass back to mars god damnit!
I think Legion looks far more fun....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:36:03 CDT

....and I don't think they gave away all the cool in the trailer. That movie looks too fucking bizarre. I bet there's a bunch of weird shit going on in there not mentioned in the trailer. What fucking annoys me is when people laugh their ass off at some stupid fucking line they've heard a thousand times in the trailer like Woody's "MY MOMMA TOLD ME I'D BE GOOD AT SOMETHING...." I mean, how does that work? Do you just program yourself to pretend its the first time you're seeing/hearing it. That fucking annoys me. Part of the reason why I can't see a comedy in the theater....the audience gets on my fucking nerves. Reactions feel so forced.
He hasn't really......
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:36:09 CDT

but he has the potential to. Thats what pisses me off.
The Rock has a kid....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:37:09 CDT

...and don't you think after a million matches in the wrestling ring, you'd be a little sick of flying through fucking walls and shit?
Matt Dillion????
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:37:39 CDT

Are you a fucking action star now??? While Armored looks fun, Takers looks like piss flavored shit. A fucking movie produced by Snacks on Me So please take whatever you like T.I. just in hopes to make him look like an assbad. Also it includes a group of well'ard dudes walking away from an exploding helicopter.
exploding helicopter.
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:38:37 CDT

Just so you know that new NBC show Trauma, was probably one of the worst piece of pile shows I've ever seen in my life. Fucking fuck awful. Like at bad SyFy movie of the week bad.
Cliff Curtis.....career = dead.
Never saw Gridiron....
ScottinDC says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:39:22 CDT

...but my dad loved it. I'll check it out. I hear people tear on Vin Diesel a lot too (and generally for really good reason) ~ but I can point to Vin films that I love (which, so far, I haven't been able to do with The Rock): Pitch Black, Find Me Guilty, The Iron Giant. But then he did The Pacifier. Fuckhead.
No Danny I don't
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:40:28 CDT

If your calling in life is to get fucking thrown through walls then you live your life by that grace of allah, Randy the Ram style.
Armored looks like shit....
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:41:35 CDT

Not saying its going to be a bad movie but that trailer was dogshit. It looked like a Pilot for showtime or something.
I actually liked
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:41:51 CDT

That last Vin movie. Not Fast, Babylon AD (directors cut). That piss shit theatrical cut and suck my hole.
Make that a pilot for FX..
Odo19 says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:42:48 CDT

..
Armored better be fucking fun at least
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:42:49 CDT

Or Predator is ass raped fucked.
Seriously though
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:43:31 CDT

Why don't they fucking remake journey to the moon? You could do it pretty fucking good now. And don't hire Tim Burton to do it.
hahahaha as I said that about el burto
Koutchboom says:

Fri 02 Oct 2009 16:44:27 CDT

Some sweeney tood OST came on the ole Zunepod.
I wanted to like Babylon AD
ScottinDC says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 07:11:56 CDT

...so I waited for the fabled Director's Cut but I still couldn't dig it (which was unfortunate since it also has Mark Strong in it who is the fucking MAN in everything he's in). But with Gerard's horribly fake rubber face features, a strong start leading up to a vapid boring middle and that conclusion (We're adding artificial intelligence to babises!) seemed tacked on. And Charlotte Rampling was just so bad in it. And it's hard to make her bad (Swimming Pool was awesome).

I've heard the director scream about studio tampering so I know some of it was that...but he owns some of the failure as well (as does Vin as a producer). The ending was so disjointed and non-sensical; the script and storyboarding needed real polish before they launched into photography....it just felt like a premature effort to me (I've rewatched it a couple times to see if it was just a bad first viewing experience but I still see the glaring issues each time). As if they could've benefitted by doing pre-photog work on it for another 6 months before trying to ham=fist their way through it.
Zombieland
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 12:32:43 CDT

Good time. Probably see it now before the TV spots annoy you to death.
Super Capers? Anyone heard of?
Shit Danny
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 12:49:47 CDT

Your boy Danny is in Battle for Terra Aka Avatar the Prequel.
Damn Battle For Terra
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 14:58:47 CDT

Was a fucking good movie. After watching it I'm like, why can't Dreamxar make a movie like this. I don't know why people bitched about this movie, it was a lot of fun and the final battle was pretty nuts.
Some of the animation was
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 14:59:55 CDT

Pretty amazing, the shots they used for some stuff was really cool. If I was a kid I would be watching this like all day.
Like is saw it in the bargin bin
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 15:05:26 CDT

I'd buy it. If I made more money I'd buy it now. But after having seen it and being homeless I'd have to wait till it hits the bargin bin, and that should be fast.
Seriously, if you've been turned against animation because if Pixar check this out. Delgo sucks balls but Terra was pretty fucking awesome.
Avatar is going to have to kick serious balls to top this hour 20 movie.
Also the score
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 15:11:42 CDT

Was pretty awesome as well. As for the voice casting, I thought the main guy was Chris Evans and I kept thinking man is he doing he best Luke Wilson impersonation? Turns out Luke was the main guy and Chris was the brother, should have done it the other way around.
Like if I saw it in the bargin bin*
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 15:12:01 CDT
Terra looked good. Glad to hear you dug it.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 16:52:10 CDT

.....I like animation as a whole. Pixar just sorta ruined it for me. I don't get why people pretend their shit is original. It all seems to follow the same fucking formula. To me it just feels like Pixar cut the balls off animation for a long time. Small companies that try to to do something different and original with less resources are mocked. Its fucked.
Yeah Terra did start to make me mad at Pixar
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 19:39:54 CDT

A: Because Toy Story made more money this weekend on Friday then Terra did in its whole run. That's fine and cool that people still love the greatest movie ever made. But it makes me angry because while the critics were split on the movie America failed to open up to something new and cool. Also Terra is really aimed at 12 and up, which pretty much sucks for animated movies. Its a serious movie. Like I'm thinking its become one of my favorite movies I've seen in a while.
B: Because Pixar was THIS close to getting away from Disney....then Disney ate them up. I would have loved to see what Pixar away from Disney would have done. All in all I can't really hate Pixar, because I don't see a real seperation between Pixar and Disney. Pixar is Disney and may as well be seen as such.
C: I bet Pixar would make a fucking awesome PG-13 animated movie but they won't.
That being said you know I worship the ground Pixar walks on, but save for a couple scenes of Up I didn't think it was that great (plus its about old people....). I am probably going to see 9 tomorrow or sometime next week. And after the pleasant surprise that was Terra I am hoping for something close to the same. Terra should have at least been as big as 9.
Seriously rent Terra its a good time and has some Epic battles, and there is scene with Luke Wilson's character that was beautiful, just the way they shot it and how it played out. And man that score was awesome. But really the alien's character design was kind of lame. I'm fine with the floating sperm, they looked fine from the waist up, but the lack of legs was odd. Especially when you find out that not is all as it seems with their origins. Also it was only like an hour 20, and it was Star Wars epic in story and battle.
Oh yeah
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 19:41:25 CDT

Forgot to say that I am at least glad that Pixar didn't have to use toys to make Up a big success. THEN AGAIN I saw brand new Toy Story toys at Target yesterday....but THEN AGAIN the fucking movie is called Toy Story, you kind of have to.
hahahahah
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 19:42:44 CDT

Go to Disney Store.com and see the Tracey Morgan Buzz Lightyear.
Best Buzz Lightyear was Boston Legal, man I miss that show. Last time I cried watching the tele.
And I will be getting one of these
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 19:44:48 CDT

That Says: Find me on www.familywatchdog.us/!
http://www.disneystore.com/graphic-tees-create-your-own-ringer-tee-for-adults/p/1246669/59008/
Fuck Toy Story
Fra Dolcino says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 22:13:14 CDT

Unoriginal bullshit.
Stole 80% of its plot from Henson's "The Christmas Toy"
And Terra Was forward thinking
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 23:30:25 CDT

Black president. Danny Glover.
Maybe
Koutchboom says:

Sat 03 Oct 2009 23:32:55 CDT

Astro boy will be a hit. And The Muppets Christmas Story sucked balls, not as bad as their treasure island, but does not touch the greatness that is the Muppets From Space.
I fucking love Muppets Christmas Carol...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 01:46:03 CDT

....its probably my favorite version. How the fuck do you not love this Scrooge intro? Great fucking music...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best
Fra Dolcino says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 11:37:43 CDT

We always watch that christmas eve since it came out. It's one of our random holiday traditions (and probably the most traditional at that). Some of the lyrics in the songs are straight from the book. I only think it falters during the Past sequence when young Scrooge and his girly sing to each other. That's the point when I either A: refill my glühwine, or B: pass out from my glühwine.
Two things to point out before I forget that I shall discuss later.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 14:29:22 CDT

I've watched a bunch of movies this weekend for the first time...
WHO THE FUCK TALKED SHIT ABOUT MUMMY 3?
AND WHO THE FUCK DEFENDED HELLBOY 2?
I loved the first Hellboy. Part 2 was fucking dogshit in the sun. And Mummy 3 was 10 times the film Indy 4 was, and a damn good time.
Agreed on Mummy 3...
ScottinDC says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 16:38:53 CDT

It was a ton better than people wanted to admit...it knew what it was and merely attempted to entertain (nothing more..nothing less). I even dug the Yeti. And that clay army was a genius bit of spin on real relics. I dug it...and am still bewildered why people shit all over it. As for Hellboy 2, I thought it was ok..I love that he uses real puppets (the market scene) rather than CGI but the film doesn't hold up well to repeat viewings (over-edited and rushed to the finale leaving a ton unexplored). The first Hellboy holds up a lot better.
WTF? Dissing Hellboy 2?
Odo19 says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 18:16:52 CDT

That movie kicked my fucking ass. I loved every second of it. At least tell me you have some love for the Forest God.
As for Mummy 3 I never bothered since Oded Fehr got cut out.
Odo19 says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 18:19:06 CDT

..
Ummm
Koutchboom says:

Sun 04 Oct 2009 23:41:07 CDT

Mummy 3 sucked, save for the snowman, Hellboy 2 was awesome the first one sucked.
Mummy 3 was exactly what it should have been.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 00:27:18 CDT

.....light family friendly adventure in the same world as the first 2. The only thing that sucked was the final battle. We've just seen way too many of those fucking things. And the Jet vs. YO!! fight was weak. Everything else was pretty bad ass.
Hellboy 2 from beginning to end was lame as fuck. Guillermo recycled all his shit designs he threw away from Pans. It didn't feel set in the same world as the first at all. I thought he fought monsters-- not fucking faeries. Outing them to the public toward the beginning was a mistake. Doug Jones doing the voice of Abe sucked. Elfman's score was pathetic compared to the first film, they didn't even use the fucking theme. Annoying ass Family Guy asshole. Recycled storyline from Blade 2. Weak ass villains -- whiny prince compared to fucking Rasputin? CG was fucking horrid. The Golden Army looked like some retarded 12 year old designed. Even Hellboy's makeup didn't look as good as the first, it was much more stiff. I think it was a a larger appliance or something, for less time in the makeup chair. Oh yeah-- and Liz being pregnant? Uhhhh fuck that. Just an absolutely boring, uninspired cliche film from beginning to end.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck...I'm actually physically ill that anyone could have disliked it that much...
Odo19 says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 04:40:58 CDT

I don't know what to say. I loved it. About the only thing I agree with you on is the shitty Elfman score. Redundant and uninspired. Also make up worse than Hellboy 1??I really think you need to rewatch the first one. I thought the make up was a huge step up. Hellboy looks much more like a real creature. I was very aware he was wearing make up in the first one. Also I know I'm pretty much alone on this but I loved Johann. Probably my favorite character in a comic book movie in a while. Fuck. I'm depressed now. You didn' even like the Elemental scene? The part where they sang drunk? I teared up a bit. Johann using his powers at the end to take over that member of the Golden Army? Troll Market?!?! Give me something. You didn't get a little misty when The Princess died and Abe shed a tear? If you say no then you lie!! That shit was beautiful.
Abominable Snowcone says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 07:37:35 CDT

ScottinDC, you asked if the Rock ever made a good film.
I must admit that I enjoyed "Game Plan." It's a very touch-feely comedic wherein the Rock plays a star quarterback who bonds with the daughter he didn't know he had.
Well Danny kind of speaks for the rest of the world
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 08:41:42 CDT

$160,388,063 Hellboy 2 worldwide
$401,128,639 Mummy 3 world wide
I think Danny just has a more European outlook on life
I don't know how you could like it better then the first
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 08:43:35 CDT

Though? The addition of the sidekick human for no reason, useless. Didn't notice any difference in voice from Abe. I actually thought Hellboy 2's score was the best Elfmans done in a while. Plus the story in 1 was just all over the place and muddled and didn't make a hell of a lot of sense.
Then again I probably have to go back and watch 1 again.
Yeah I liked
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 08:53:36 CDT

Seth MacFarlean as well. I still don't understand Family Guy hate.
Nice to see the fistback is still alive and kicking.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:14:44 CDT

Interesting weekend.
Woke up at 7AM yesterday to my neighbors garage in flames. The arsonist tried to break into mine right after, but my shit is heavily-fortified. No chance in hell. He moved on to my other neighbors year old garage, broke in to the window and trashed his brand new Dodge truck. The shit had to be towed. The guy was silent and stealthy, I didn't hear a thing. The firemen showed up and their pump on the truck didn't work so five firemen just fucking stand there watching the garage burn. I told them to use the garden hose but they said "We can't. It's illegal." They were not impressed when I said "Well how about I get you guys some marshmallows then, 'cause you boys look like you need something to fucking do." The Police supervisor shows up and the first thing he says to the old lady whose garage is still ON FIRE is "How much do you want for your house?" WTF?! I blurted out "$250,000 fucking dollars(it's worth 90,000). My wife then told me to go in the house quick before I said something about the absolute incompetence of our police department.
Then later in the day our dog bit Stunt Jr. in the face. The kid's o.k. He just laughed the shit off. The dog now lives at the Wife's parents house.
Time to get the shotgun out of storage.
Ok HB and Abe singing was good.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:20:27 CDT

...I admit that.
But come on you really thought the Prince Pussy villain which was watered down from Blade 2 and the CG was good?! Really? Come on. A giant strength of the first film was the Father/Son relationship. This lacked that. Also it felt stale for HB and Liz to already be together. Some of the best moments of the first are the progression of that relationship. I don't think a sequel should have been made. It was fine with one film. You will never top that bad ass wind-up villain.
Oh no.....dog bit Stunt Jr?!!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:22:33 CDT

FUCK. I've heard of that happening often. They treat babies like a new puppy, you get near me and annoy me and I will snap at yo ass. But baby skin is more sensitive than puppy skin. Not as elastic. FUCK. That sucks. Bring him/her back when Stunt Jr's a little older....a kid can't grow up without a fucking dog.
See shit like the troll market and elementals was fine....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:27:32 CDT

....in another fucking movie. Not this one. Doesn't matter how cool something is, if it doesn't fucking belong there it doesn't fucking belong there. I love the French Connection car chase scene. Its fucking bad ass. If you stuck it in the middle of Bonfire of the Vanities, I don't think I'd be bragging about it much. And the Abe/Princess romance was bullshit. Totally fucked up his character and made him annoying for the last bit. I just don't fucking buy it. Abe would be an asexual creature. Its as if Guillermo hadn't watched the first film since he finished it and totally didn't give a fuck about staying consistent with the world and characters he created. Would have been better to let someone else handle it if it had to be made.
And the stupid rock em' sock em' golden army was fucking horrid. I don't know who could defend that CG or execution. Just a worthless scene, especially considering they are in the title....it was the most uncool thing I've seen in a movie that should be cool in awhile.
No way. Obama won't meet with Dalai Lama, to suck China's balls?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:31:44 CDT

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/04/AR2009100403262.html?hpid=topnews
What the fuck is happening here?
This just in -- JOHN LANDIS defends POLANSKI!!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:42:18 CDT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SNL wasn't half bad this week.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:43:57 CDT

The opening was that guy playing Obama going down a checklist of all the shit he hasn't done yet. Lady Gaga is a man. Madonna was on their trying to hitch her decaying wizard sleeve cunt to another flavor of the month "diva".
Sign the ANTI-POLANSKI petition...
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:47:22 CDT

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/art-does-not-excuse-rape-polanski-must-face-justice#signatures
Its seriously getting embarrassing though.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:50:05 CDT

.....lapping up China's balls and saying fuck you to the Dalai Lama and Tibetan cause?
Sure China pretty much fucking owns us....but remember this-- without our fucking consumption, they crumble as well. Its a symbiont relationship. Fucking W. Bush gave the Dalai Lama a fucking medal and a finger to China in 2007, but Obama doesn't want to step on anyone's toes?!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
http://tinyurl.com/y9cjb4o
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:57:20 CDT

http://tinyurl.com/y893xrw
SNL wasn't half bad this week
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 09:59:07 CDT

Wasn't half good either. Wasn't bits that had good premises but went no where. Whatever the fuck Lady Gaga was doing. Waste of a good host by making me a secondary character in everything. All in all very midiocore. Digital short ok. Better then last week, yeah, but thats not saying much. Was that Ryan's first time?
I won't sign any peitition
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:00:37 CDT

Because I don't care enough.
I saw some old interview with Gaga once....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:01:39 CDT

...where she's just dressed normal, and speaking normal, wearing a baseball cap I believe. Without a bunch of shit on her face and head and fucking muppets dangling off her dress and shit, its amazing how young and cute she looks.
Signed the petiotion.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:01:53 CDT

.
She seems nice enough.
Stuntcock Mike says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:03:16 CDT

Her song just drove me fucking nuts with shittiness. She is talented, just unfocused. She doesn't need the "persona"
Hey custom
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:07:25 CDT

Didn't work on the show, its like she just comes up with shit right before going on stage then runs with it. No wonder her concert got cancelled. Madonna may be a nut, but she can put on a show.
her not hey*
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:08:03 CDT
God my writing in that SNL rant
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:10:21 CDT

Is for shit. Here's an edited version:
Wasn't half good either. It had sketches that had good premises but went no where. Whatever the fuck Lady Gaga was doing with her custom and piano on the second song. Waste of a good host by making him a secondary character in everything. All in all very mediocre. The digital short was ok, nothing memorable. Better then last week, yeah, but that’s not saying much. Was that Ryan's first time as a host?
I like Gaga music.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:12:27 CDT

...thats more the kinda shit I like hearing at the pub as I get shit-faced and gawk at early 20s ass. Thought I've only heard the 2 singles....
Yeah her radio stuff is fine
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:22:04 CDT

But during disco stick when her custom wasn't working she sat on the paino for like 10 minutes and made a complete fool of herself. Just playing random shit and fucking up a bunch.
God that
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:25:04 CDT

Run this town song where Chris Bown's heavy bag is just wailing makes me wish I didn't have ears.
What the fuck is disco stick?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:25:27 CDT

Just Dance is a strong fucking pop single. I've heard that song a million times and I still like it.
Check out these fuckers...
http://blip.tv/file/1698321
OK...I was wrong: Zombieland was pretty fucking funny
ScottinDC says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:26:50 CDT

I didn't think I'd like this movie..I'm not a huge Woody fan and the genre (even the comedic side of it) is pretty stale; but the now fabled cameo in the middle of the film is worth the price of admission. Funniest shit I've seen in a long while.
You haven't heard Disco Stick?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:28:50 CDT

I think its from Love Game. Actually I think the song she sang on SNL was Poker Face. The first song was Paparazzi and it was ok, she did some werid things with it that didn't work. But at least the performence was solid. You should seriously do a Alta Vist search for her second SNL performence just to see what the fuck happened.
I like Poker Face too....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:30:57 CDT

....and I actually like her weird robotic art performances. The thing to respect is she always sings live vocals. Always. Respect.
I say Zombieland was as good as The Hangover
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:31:13 CDT

About the same fun factor in both.
I saw Zombieland last night....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:33:37 CDT

...and I liked it. It was well done. Not amazing, but well done. AICN is fucking full of shit with how much they're sucking its dick. I didn't think it was that funny....it was more just fun. The last bit at the amusement park was fucking awesome and reminded me of Goosebumps books for some reason. I don't really give a shit about the comedy, but it succeeded on another level. And I hope Eisenberg pays Michael Cera well for the private acting lessons.
The problem I had with the big cameo is that 10 minutes of material is based on a person funnier than any of the leads in the this film, and a film we all love more than the film we are currently watching. When Jesse is watching it with Abigail, I was thinking....fuck I wish I was watching that.
Danny
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:34:30 CDT

Watch the fucking clip and tell me that was good? Her first performence yes fine it was ok. The second one was just a mess and her sloppy piano work was bad, and that stupid custom she obviously hadn't practice with yet kept getting in the way. She maintained and didn't make a complete fool of herself, and for that I give her props. A lesser performer would have done a stupid dance off the stage. And yeah at least she can sing live.
but I did go in expecting absolute shit with Zombieland.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:34:49 CDT

....and that didn't happen. I like the relationships and the family element. It does have heart. And I thought keeping the zombies to a minimum was a good idea, as they do get old fast. And you were right Koutch, every fucking moment was in the trailer pretty much.
I'll watch it later.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:35:40 CDT

I don't have speakers here.
I don't think she always sounds good live.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:36:03 CDT

I said I respect she always attempts live vocals, no matter what-- even when she's losing her voice.
Yeah I know what your saying about Ghostbusters
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:36:20 CDT

They shouldn't have done that, I was thinking the same thing. And also thinking about how shitty the 3 one is going to end up. Especially if the team behind the worst movie in history (Year One) is in charge of making it.
It was effectively funny and cool to see.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:37:24 CDT

....but if you step back for a moment you're like...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT.
Zombieland
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:37:41 CDT

I thought everything would have been given away in the trailers. And it wasn't and fuck that cock sac from At the movies for just giving away the cameo, while the makers at least tired to keep it secert. You could tell the crowd loved it and were totally surprised by it.
Yeah Zombieland
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:38:23 CDT

Won't hold up on repeat views. But niether does Shaun of the Dead for me. I'd say they are about even.
I think Zombie will hold up better.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:40:24 CDT

...because it isn't so dependent on the manic energy and comedy like Shaun. There are a few laughs....but mainly its an enjoyable adventure/road trip. It could have been a movie without zombies about this weird group that come together to travel west. The dynamic of the 4 of them works. And that won't get old, while the kills will.
Also the opening
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:42:43 CDT

Should have been funnier. People were just cracking UP though and I was like what are they laughing at? Nothing is happeneing? They should have let some of the slow mo shots go on longer and gotten rid of some other ones that just didn't do anything.
Honestly...I think it could have used more TITS.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:43:35 CDT

..
Eisenberg vs Cera
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:45:55 CDT

Well Eisenberg didn't do Year One so he automatically wins. But I like Eisenberg more because I believe his akwardness and geekness. Eisenberg just comes off as a geek. Cera comes off as trying to hard to be sardonic and ironic with every last word that comes out of his mouth. I've met lots of guys like Eisenberg. I mean even the fact that he leeched off of his younger sister to get famous shows how nerdy he is.
They should have had a
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:47:29 CDT

Slo mo zombie Priest running after a group of kids, or vice versa.
I haven't seen Eisenberg in anything else.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:48:51 CDT

....and I don't mind Cera. But I think someone should have told Eisenberg to not come off exactly fucking like Cera in a few scenes. It wasn't the entire film...mainly the beginning. All that shit in his apartment when the chick comes over, its like a fucking Cera impersonation. And I don't give a fuck who did it first...if another actor exists who delivers exactly the same, change up the routing a little you fucking cunt.
The other guy on At the movies
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:48:55 CDT

Fucking just tore into this movie, but it seemed like he went out to hate it. Plus he hated it for the same reasons that he gave Whip It a pass just a couple minutes earlier.
I was watching that and thinking at least the Ben's would call each other out for something like that.
Glad someone has the balls to tear into it though....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:50:09 CDT

...its getting too much love. In the end it will hurt it.
Thinking back-- Simon Pegg and The Penguin guy....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 10:53:18 CDT

....are pretty much overrated as fuck. It started with that SPACED bullshit. Fuck that shit. Every fat ass flicking boogers at their keyboard popped a boner when they realized 'THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME!!' (cue jerk off hand motion)
I think its different enough
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:02:18 CDT

I find Eisenberg sincere to some extent. I don't with Cera. Also I think Eisenberg's probably a neurotic enough kind of douche to tell you that he doesn't see any similarites between himself and cera.
I thought I'd fucking hate him.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:04:24 CDT

But I didn't......he's alright. So that does say something. What-- I don't know. That limber up stretching thing though.....was fucking stupid. Not the rule, just the act of him doing it. Way too broad and not funny at all. Anyone laughing was either high or just fucking stupid. Kinda the same demographic that still laugh at people walking into poles in trailers.
still laugh at people walking into poles in trailers.
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:09:31 CDT

That would be me.
Yeah the limer up thing was stupid, it made me realize this kid would be dead long time ago. Also not enough play on his irritable bowl syndrome.
And I just realized that what I thought was a smart move, going to a mansion where rich people are because there probably wont be many people there, was what they did in 28 Days Later...
it would have been cool if it had a massive budget....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:20:04 CDT

If you think about it, it was pretty fucking small scale. No real big shots except for that shitty composite of the capital at the beginning and that 2 second shot of Hollywood Blvd. The largest crowd of zombies was what like 40 of them at the amusement park at the end? Would have been interesting to see bigger shit, like the Hollywood Bowl with Eddie Van Halen zombie and a horde of thousands.....or maybe Las Vegas as they're heading West. I know Resident Evil did it, but would be cool to see a freshly destroyed Las Vegas where it still looks like it does today, just totally fucking trashed. Really there is a 35 minute chunk of nothing but driving through empty roads, in the middle of an 80 minute movie.
That will be the sequel
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:23:58 CDT

You know that will be announced later this week. I liked the small scale of it. If it had a bigger budget it wouldn't have been as good. They wouldn't have had any money to pay Murray either. Comedies and horror always work better on a smaller budget.
Like I don't understand how
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:26:25 CDT

The Hangover, Year One and Funny People all cost more then double to make then Zombieland. Funny people more then triple.
But really-- why the fucking pasties?
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:26:46 CDT

On zombie chicks tits at the beginning?!! WHAT THE FUCK?
Yeah in the trailer she had a bra on
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:29:10 CDT

You could tell they were all CGI'ed anyways, it just looked bad.
WHAT THE FUCK?!! ITS AN R RATED HORROR/COMEDY?!
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:30:19 CDT

I needed at least 3 sets of tits. Ruben Fleischer needs to take all the coin he made this weekend and buy himself a set of fucking functioning balls.
Yeah thats what passes for R these days
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:47:19 CDT

Shame.
ZOMBIELAND 2: Directed by: PAUL VERHOEVEN
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 11:58:11 CDT

The only way I get what I want. Emma Stone....drop fucking trou.
what does twitter have to do with getting a job?
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:05:08 CDT

Tweeting your way to employment. Geoff recommends tweeting on the busiest days which are Tuesday and Wednesday and also after 5:00 PM. Most recruiters and sourcers don’t work traditional work hours so be prepared to engage them from morning to night.
Seriously, fuck all new websites. Now you can't do anything online because it may affect you getting a job down the line.
god the internet
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:06:59 CDT

They act like its the end all in terms of making connections and getting yourself out there. Fuck that, look at my resume give me a call, if you don't like me then fine. But if you don't think I have interesting tweets, fuck you.
Aww fuck...I cam eon to defend HB II again...
Odo19 says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:10:07 CDT

but there are way too many Zombieland posts here. I'm going to watch it later today and I don't want to spoil the cameo for myself. After all I've heard it better be the most hilarious thing ever. Anyway its like walking in a minefield in here so I'll be back after I've seen it.
P.S. Oh and Danny its interesting you say the wind up guy from the first movie is a badass because he and Rasputin are supposedly going to be the villains if they make a third film(which I really fucking want). Hopefully they bring back that fine ass nazi chick as well.
If they bring back that whole crew of villains.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:18:45 CDT

I'm back in. But I seriously think Guillermo should let someone else write it. His dialogue sucked balls.
This game sounds way better than Hellboy 2.....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:20:30 CDT

Hellboy: The Science of Evil
The plot opens in Romania where Hellboy has been sent to track a crazed witch through an abandoned graveyard in her thrall, inhabited by werewolves and undead. As he encounters and battles the witch, she falls back and takes refuge in the nearby cursed village, of which when Hellboy overlooks, he is quickly ambushed by a Nazi soldier and pushed down to hill and into the village.
The following chapter takes place 25 years earlier in an unknown part of rural Japan where Hellboy has been sent in to investigate reports of paranormal activity where he is quickly attacked by manifesting Oni, revealed by an old monk later that their hostility is due to their sacred artifact being stolen by the Nazis under Herman von Klempt who seek to use it for their own gain. After heading into the cliffs, Hellboy spots Klempt but is briefly attacked by one of Herman’s Kriegaffe, taking their fight into an old temple with the fight ending with Herman falling over the cliff side after accidentally being struck by a log thrown by his own minion. Hellboy quickly returns the artifact to the old monk.
The plot returns back to present time in Romania with Hellboy still pursuing the witch in an abandoned village filled with undead and Nazi robots that battle one another. Upon a final battle with the witch in the village church, she is crushed by its giant bell after Hellboy pulls it down, yet this is followed by the collapse of the church itself with Hellboy falling into the underground catacombs, finding a group of excavating a creature resembling an Ogdru Hem, also swarming with "frog monsters". Eventually Hellboy destroys the foundations of the underground causing it to cave in and while escaping momentarily, he later falls into an abyss.
The following chapter yet again follows Hellboy on a past mission, taking place 40 years ago in a Tunisian desert. He soon stumbles upon a wounded alien soldier who tells of the Nazis yet again attempting to gain power, this time from some form of alien beast yet failed and even though the aliens contained it in a crystal prison, it is indirectly controlling the fallen Nazis to bring about destruction of life. Further into the desert ruins, another soldier reveals that the beast might have followed the alien soldiers to their post on Earth. Hellboy tracks down and battles the giant worm underground, eventually leading upwards and defeating it on the surface.
Back in present day, Hellboy wakes up after having been washed up on the shores of an unknown part of Eastern Europe where he finds a giant castle on the cliff side. He attempts to send a transmission for backup but the signal conflicts with Herman von Klempt’s, making both aware of each-other's presence. After making his way further into the castle, Hellboy encounters an undead soldier who tells the story of the castle, that is was built by the Nazis to carry out their experiments, with Klempt returning to finish his work despite the soldier convinced they will fail once more. Hellboy eventually tracks down Klempt to his main laboratory where he releases a giant cyborg mutant to kill Hellboy. During the battle, Klempt’s control room catches fire and he is burned alive. After continuing the fight outside, Klempt appears once more but remaining as just a head in a jar hovering just above the ground. Hellboy grabs Klempt and forces him into the power core on the mutant’s back causing it to explode, throwing Hellboy off the castle and into the ocean.
Is that the game that came out
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 12:56:54 CDT

Around the same time as Hellboy 2: Die Harder? Becuase if so its complete shit crap.
Yes thats the game. I haven't played it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 13:05:18 CDT

I'm saying the story is far more interesting than that bullshit I wasted my fucking life on in part 2. It might be the biggest quality drop off from first to second film, with the same director...ever.
Not gonna lie
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 13:09:54 CDT

I love how they are marketing this film. Sly dogs!
http://www.farewellatlantis.com/
I thought you had seen Hellboy 2 before
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 13:18:02 CDT

So this was your first time?
Yeah my first time....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 13:32:30 CDT

...what a fucking waste of a lovely Saturday afternoon.
That Farewell Atlantis thing is pretty bad ass....
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 13:33:24 CDT

...
Good point...
ScottinDC says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 15:22:18 CDT

...about the cameo invoking memories of a better, funnier film (hadn't thought of that but that whole 10 minutes gets more laughs than the entire rest of Zombieland) - but I went in with the worst of expectations and was pleasantly surprised that it was a movie about survivors realizing they ARE the family they're searching for. That gave it a heart that virtually every other film in this genre doesn't have. And they need to make a video game right fucking now that allows me to play as Tallahassee on a roller coaster with a shotgun. Seriously. Right fucking now.
I felt that the whole
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 15:34:28 CDT

Final scene at the theme park was kind of lame. Save for beating up the clown. It was ok, just not as cool as I was hoping.
It was just dumb
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 15:35:16 CDT

How those two girls had made pretty good decisions about staying away from Zombies would all the sudden think that turning on a whole theme park wouldn't attract people.
It wasn't so much the cameo
Koutchboom says:

Mon 05 Oct 2009 15:36:23 CDT

It was the fact that they were watching Ghost Busters.
HB was AWSOME
Xiphos says:

Mon 12 Oct 2009 23:22:50 CDT

Ly bad, as in horrible and nearly unwatchable.
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The Swan-back lives!
Abominable Snowcone says:

Tue 08 Dec 2009 12:18:28 CST

Emma Stone would take it like a woman, but at the same time turn around and slap you in the face.
I WANT that.
Okay *cracks knuckles*
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