This website is satire. It should not be taken as fact unless otherwise noted.

This website is worship. Worship of Mr. Christian Bale and the unending pursuit of consummate professionalism, and the TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION of amateurism. This is an UNOFFICIAL Christian Bale fan site and has been built without Mr. Bale's or his management's express permission.

This website is intended for mature audiences only. So don't hold us liable for your sad ass parenting skills.

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